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Anonymous No.81816576 [Report] >>81816590 >>81816648 >>81816664 >>81816670 >>81816701 >>81816765 >>81816832 >>81816867 >>81817047 >>81817065 >>81817192 >>81817280 >>81817329 >>81817337 >>81818289
Shaved my chest for the first time
What're these hard things on my chest? I got them when I was 18, I'm 28 now.
Also, what're the discolored spots near my pit? They aren't on the other arm. They have no odor, skin itself is fine.
Anonymous No.81816590 [Report]
>>81816576 (OP)
you got herpes anon
Anonymous No.81816648 [Report] >>81816686
>>81816576 (OP)
Eczema and fungal infections.
You treat skin like shit which is obvious from the non affected areas.
Anonymous No.81816664 [Report] >>81818068
>>81816576 (OP)
i wanna lick ur chest anon
Anonymous No.81816670 [Report]
>>81816576 (OP)
>What're these hard things on my chest?
scars and psoriasis, dunno about that discolouration under/at your pit
Anonymous No.81816686 [Report] >>81816727
>>81816648
Very true. My uncles all had much larger bumps & lumps all across their bodies, I feel like I got off comparatively light.
I come from little means but I want to hold my life to a higher standard, that means taking care of my skin and fixing these issues.
I appreciate it.
Anonymous No.81816701 [Report] >>81816896
>>81816576 (OP)
Hard things look like keloid scars. The 2 round splotches on/near your armpit are a fungal infection.
Anonymous No.81816727 [Report]
>>81816686
If you can, get it checked out to give you peace of mind. Antifungal creams are usually prettty cheap.
Also look up skin fungus and notice how yours look like the circlish ones.
Anonymous No.81816765 [Report] >>81816836
>>81816576 (OP)
Nasty Troon fag
Anonymous No.81816832 [Report]
>>81816576 (OP)
>ytboi with keloids
lmao!
Anonymous No.81816836 [Report] >>81816851
>>81816765
>biological male
>shave chest for the first time in my adult life just to see what happens
>body looks so fucked up get called a troon fag
I need to lift more
Anonymous No.81816851 [Report] >>81816861
>>81816836
it's more than that
>you shave like a retard
>your skin looks like shit and you clearly don't shower
>pepperoni nipples
Anonymous No.81816861 [Report] >>81816931 >>81816964 >>81817019
>>81816851
I like to take hot baths for 3 hours a day
Anonymous No.81816867 [Report]
>>81816576 (OP)
cute pink nips
Anonymous No.81816896 [Report]
>>81816701
>keloid scars
This, I have a gnarly one on my back from acne as a teen
Anonymous No.81816931 [Report]
>>81816861
Are you some 1800s noble what the fuck do you mean you take a hot bath for 3 hours a day
Anonymous No.81816964 [Report]
>>81816861
I would if I could, but only occassionaly. Reminds me of this guy who would read in his tub.
Anonymous No.81817019 [Report]
>>81816861
>hi i roast my skin in a blend of my own sweat, stench, sebum, and shit for an eighth of every day
>this is not disgusting btw
Anonymous No.81817047 [Report] >>81817221
>>81816576 (OP)
RING WORM how old are you anon you shouldn't have that
Anonymous No.81817065 [Report] >>81817126 >>81817616
>>81816576 (OP)
as a former wrestler i'm more afraid of the guys like you than i am of the 6'5" juggernaut black dudes
Anonymous No.81817126 [Report]
>>81817065
Why are you afraid of guys like me
Anonymous No.81817192 [Report]
>>81816576 (OP)
unironically has better skin that me desu
Anonymous No.81817221 [Report]
>>81817047
He said in the post that he's 28
Anonymous No.81817280 [Report] >>81817307
>>81816576 (OP)
Those are scars. Idk how you got them.
>firt time shaving
Your skin is dirty, it's shit.
I have the same kind of shitty skin.
Now that you shaved, you made a bunch of "micro-cuts" and all the gunk on your skin is gonna get in there.
Tomorrow, you will wake up with a bunch of acne. And it will take months to go away.
>what do do?
Do not shave again at least in a few weeks.
Scrub and clean the area thoroughly when you shower.
And don't touch the area unnecessarily.

You also have gyno, btw.
Anonymous No.81817295 [Report]
keloids, you need injections to get rid of them
Anonymous No.81817307 [Report] >>81817358
>>81817280
I don't have gyno I've just packed on a few pounds, but I appreciate the thorough response
Anonymous No.81817329 [Report]
>>81816576 (OP)
Grandfather Nurgle has blessed this thread with his holy apostle OP
Anonymous No.81817337 [Report] >>81817398 >>81818279
>>81816576 (OP)
This is a quality thread and I thank you for posting it
Anyone else have weird stuff on their body they want to post?
Anonymous No.81817358 [Report]
>>81817307
You have pseudo-gyno then (fat)
You see, male chests are not supposed to accumulate fat under the nipple area, that's what gyno looks like.
In your pic, you can clearly see that there's a "pouch" or curve under your nipple. Lose that weight, anon.

There is a chance that you don't develop further acne tomorrow. In that case, just stick to cleaning the area regularly when you shower. And don't shave too often.
Anonymous No.81817398 [Report] >>81817448
>>81817337
I've got a skin condition that covers the majority of my body, but last time I posted it the jannies had a melty.
Anonymous No.81817448 [Report]
>>81817398
Aw c'mon let's give it a look Robot
Anonymous No.81817616 [Report] >>81817650
>>81817065
What did this man mean by this
Anonymous No.81817650 [Report]
>>81817616
He doesn't want to catch the rot from op
Anonymous No.81818068 [Report]
>>81816664
i second this :3
>i wanna lick ur chest anon
is somehow original
Anonymous No.81818142 [Report] >>81818190
I've never shaved it but I'm curious if it will feel nice is it time bros?
Anonymous No.81818190 [Report] >>81818193
>>81818142
you if you lost weight (you really should)
Anonymous No.81818193 [Report]
>>81818190
Idk who that is but I'm working on it lmao
Anonymous No.81818279 [Report]
>>81817337
I have a third nipple
Anonymous No.81818289 [Report]
>>81816576 (OP)
Looks like scratching due to eczema or some other condition that causes inflammation. The discolored spots near your armpit look very much like a fungal infection.

Follow these instructions.

` Wash thoroughly with soap and water, soap and rinse at least twice and rub the soap into the skin so the skin enters hair follicles and fissures in the skin.

` apply moisturizer to the eczema

` do not apply moisturizer on the fungus

` buy some nonalcoholic mouthwash containing cetylpyridinium chloride and apply that to the fungus

` If your skin itches, get a cloth and douse it in cold water, then pour a few drops of hot water from the kettle onto the cloth, then carefully put the cloth onto the affected area then pull it away quickly. The heat will cause a small amount of pain which instantly cancels the itching sensation and releases antihistamines. Obviously don't pour hot water directly onto your skin, if you do that it's not on me.