This is the average man in 2025

Average robot to gay propaganda

>>81822318 (OP)
based as it should be

>>81822318 (OP)
thats a faggot not a man

>>81822318 (OP)
ohhh wow thats cute

UOHHHHHH THOSE HIPS

Alligator alligator

>>81822318 (OP)
Stop begin such a faggot, anon

>>81822360
Ikr. I would grab them so fuvking hard

>>81822318 (OP)
"She" needs spanked

>>81822318 (OP)
My body looks like this but hairier

>>81822419
>he's clearly fat as fuck and he still has barely any ass
grim

>>81822419
all femboys need to be spanked regularly

>>81822318 (OP)
Bad boy is missing his cage

I wish women wanted my D as much as fags.

>>81822318 (OP)
true i can confirm..

>>81822318 (OP)
Isn't that Osaka's wife?

>>81822318 (OP)
I wish I could post nudes here but tired of those 3 day bans >_>

>>81822785
just link them on catbox

>>81822318 (OP)
i hate seeing posts like these nowadays because i feel immense dread whenever i see them knowing that i will never look like that.
its hard to filter them out too
Strange to think there was a time when I got horny at posts like these and now I just get sad.

boys like these deserve to get sucked silly~

>>81822820
that's the cutest pp I think i've ever seen

>>81822820
need to eat benis...

>>81822635
plenty of women would. my dick looks close to yours hair and all and I hooked up with many just under the pretense of mutual orgasms and being chill. what are your preferences and standards holding you back?

i dont know why but thin pale boys with cute cocks are my kryptonite. i want to wrestle their tiny dicks with my tongue until they're a twitching moaning mess, their cocks spasming again and again their minds BREAKING as they beg me to stop but i just don't. these pictures drive me fucking wild.

>>81822798
That's quitter speech, why do you say that? With a lot of effort you can look like that too chances are, i used to be ugly before i locked in, started dieting, working out, taking care of my skin, and now after 2 years i can say i'm starting to be pleased with my looks, why don't you give it a shot too? Envy will take you nowhere, let it fuel you and lead you towards improvement.

>>81822866
Would you suck my pp Anon >.>

>>81822866
this guy is ridiculously thin with such a tiny pp like damn how

>>81822892
I'll suck the pingus eagerly and with gusto

>>81822854
>plenty of women would.
Sadly, I have accumulated no evidence of that.
>I hooked up with many just under the pretense of mutual orgasms and being chill.
I'd do that too, if one would fucking accept. Even on fuck apps, they want the princess treatment.
Had seven 'chances' with mostly older women this year and they all ghosted me, or had red flags of their own. One hated my home and noped out.
>what are your preferences and standards holding you back?
I'd fuck whatever woman offers. I even like old ones. But even they high hand me. They don't answer, dry text, or I scare them off with my 'tism.
I do get some likes and matches, but they never speak, or want to fuck. I can't even use my cock photo, as they usually hate them.

>>81822905
How eager are we talking?

>>81822868
ty for the encouragement anon but i simply dont have the frame for it. wide and long ribcage, narrow hips, male shoulders. 6 foot 3. im fat rn but even if i got around this weight >>81822866 or even the weight in OPs pic i still wouldnt look like that. my broad ribcage would stick out and there would be little definition of my waist from my hips.
whats your physique? i imagine youre also a guy right? your body goal was probably a strong, athletic look. so to achieve that you put on muscle which can always be done. even if you have things about your frame you might not like like narrow shoulders or broad hips, you can always just add muscle to the parts of your frame where you need it.
meanwhile for me my frame fucks me over because the look that i want mostly comes from just being really skinny so the only way to have that look is just to have a frame suited for it
which i dont have
still tho i appreciate the thought

>>81822907
I'm sorry but I think there is more to this story than you're letting on or you're just trolling to demoralize. if you can't be honest on an anon board, I doubt you can be honest with yourself to address the issues that turn people off from you

>>81822953
very. I've literally done the equivalent of sleep walking but sucking dick

>>81823007
That's crazy lmao. But also kinda hot

>>81822979
I'm an autist NEET incel. Women get the ick before they see the dick.
If you don't accept my honesty, then that's your problem. Goodbye.

I want to bully and torment cute boy torsos

>>81822973
Yep. Everyone has a type and there will be those who enjoy yours. Those who don't, forget them. People who try to dunk on you are either bully's or being petty and bitter wasting time because their preference won't flirt back. Dysphoria sucks for everyone but do the best you can and people will appreciate you for being you

>>81823031
same here and it never stopped me. Mid as fuck and I've had very cute girls approach me out of the blue when just minding my business waiting for the bus. thing is I'm not sex obsessed and I'm demisexual so rarely hookup like that.

If you want to be defeatist and entitled to why every Stacy isn't throwing themselves at your feet, that's on you. Take care

>>81823038
I had a gf who loved to do this. she wasn't dominant in any other way but she begged me to let her tie me up and tickle me like this one time. was pretty hot actually

>>81823070
That's really cute anon. Were you reluctant to try it at first?

>>81823070
I'd literally pee myself if someone did that to me

>>81823030
Yeah. It's strange but also pretty fun and comfy. Can't help my subconscious but surprisingly not a lot of people are into it

>>81822973
Yeah i'm a guy too, i wanted a thin and feminine body which is why i lost 15 kg, currently i'm working on building muscle mass around my butt, hips and thighs and keeping my tummy and legs slim through cardio.
You might not like it what i'm about to tell you but there are ways to bypass the problems you mention if you're willing to go far enough, you can shrink your waist by training it with a corset, you'd have to wear it at least 16 hours a day for years, but it does eventually bend your ribs to give you a smaller ribcage, for broader hips you can take hrt, makes it so the fat will be deposited there instead, the only thing that cannot be fixed is the height, if you're too tall, there's nothing that can be done about it, but there are workarounds for most other issues.

>>81823072
I was yeah but it's because I'm very very ticklish, especially back then. I couldn't really control myself at all and I was afraid of what it'd be like if she just wouldn't stop tickling me. but eventually I decided to let her do it for her birthday and she loved it and wasn't toooo mean. My cock bends upwards like his too, so reminded me of that lol...

>>81823080
haha that'd be bad. but I had a boner the entire time so that was less likely

>>81823090
That's super sexy anon... ahhhh. Did you coom hard? Sorry for asking these questions but it's very exciting to imagine. I'd be begging for mercy so quickly though kek

>>81823090
I've never had any issues pissing while I have a boner other than making sure it goes where I want it to

>>81823096
oh she was a complete tease hah, she started out rubbing and touching my cock until I was on the edge, with just light tickles but then once I had a strong boner she ignored it unless it looked like I was losing it a bit. she tied me pretty loose so I was thrashing around a lot, way more than him but she was a lot better at tickling I think than the guy in the webm.

always wondered what it'd be like if I was tied so I could barely move hah

>>81823085
When did this subconsciously started to happen?

>>81823123
That sounds like a wonderful experience anon. I'm sure she enjoyed torturing you lmao. She sounds fucking devilish. I let someone sit on my ankles and tickle my feet recently and I couldn't fucking stand it at all. I've done a bit of spanking/caning stuff and people say it's freakish how pain-tolerant I am, but tickling drives me crazy instantly...

>>81823141
oh yes heh she loved to tickle me all the time, was definitely doing it any chance she had. she got frustrated tying me up though I think that's the main downside to it all from her perspective but afterwards she loved it. She was a lot of fun for sure

I don't think I'd intentionally let anyone tickle my feet, just have zero control heh I'd be afraid I'd accidentally kick them in the face or something. I'd actually really like to try being tied up a bit and spanked, but it's a lot harder for guys to find a girl into that, I guess I could find a guy who would tho

>>81823137
No idea but I've always been a pretty lewd sleeper. Either sucking, grinding, or petting. Usually I'll wake up with my hands on my partners genitals with the occasional oral. I've had people tell me thanks for the morning bj and I don't even remember it happening

>>81823166
Super cute. Bondage can be tricky kek I've definitely gotten frustrated in the past. Luckily now I have a few very easy bonds that let me tie people up quickly and securely, hehe...
L-Location?

>>81823169
I hope you can provide both of these@~@

>>81822318 (OP)
There's a bunch of stuff of this girl out there on YouTube.
In this video he's grabbing her ass: https://youtu.be/_CqMC3b5r94?t=175
In this other video he feels up her thighs, legs, and ass: https://youtu.be/K3Q3rzp-t2Q?t=90
In this video he shoves his fingers in her mouth and grabs her breast: https://youtu.be/arZAg0x9Hi8?t=229
Him feeling her up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-Y8Y29iWbI
Them making out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON7sg4eDjRE
Resolution is low and the lighting is bad but he feels her up and holds her hand here: https://youtu.be/0RQiQiDuCO0?t=625
Wholesome moment: https://youtu.be/3AVBNNtmxrI?t=1428
Another kiss: https://youtu.be/-JE2bDYSeZY?t=2145
Also this video of them fucking: hot https://gettranny.com/video/384995/tgirl-gently-creampied-by-incel-neet-11-min/
These are some of the things out there. It seems like it's a fetish of his or theirs.

>>81823192
I've always wanted to do a bit of bondage play, always thought it had a lot of potential to be quite erotic

montana USA so I'm sure you're not close by lol

>>81823205
You definitely should try it sometime anon. With someone you vibe with though. My most exciting sexual experiences for sure
Damn, I'm Australian

>>81823214
yeah that's a harder one to bring up haha lots of women shy away from such things, but it's understandable.

dang straya? seems like there's way less of you guys around lately on 4chan, kinda sad.

>>81823243
Yeah I feel kinda lucky mostly being into guys kek. Still, there's heaps of girls into this kinda stuff. Are you single at the moment then anon?
And damn we must all be going into hibernation

>>81823198
Just provide me with some cozy sleepy cuddles together and I probably will

>>81822318 (OP)
Non-black "man"*
Meanwhile the average black bvll is 6'3 with a 13 inch BBC

>>81823263
Deal. Discord?

>>81823254
I'm not totally opposed to guys, I'm in this thread for instance, but it's pretty rare I click with one enough to actually do anything sexy.

the one guy who always could read me like a book and got me into my bisexual side was super hot and he liked me to crossdress a bit for him so I suppose I could maybe use that to my advantage in finding someone, right?

>>81823279
Are you still uh friends with him..

>>81823278
I don't share my discord on here for obvious reasons. Besides. I doubt we'll get to actually meet but it's a nice fantasy regardless. Thanks for humoring my kinda hypno kink

>>81823284
oh yeah he just moved away a year or so ago so I haven't seen him in a minute.

>>81823287
Oh alright. Thanks for the time ;)

>>81823292
Aw that's a shame. That kinda sexual connection is always neat

before any of you get excited, there isn't a single actual woman in this thread btw

>>81822776
lol is it how tf can you even tell

>>81823599
You must feel really smart after typing this post

>>81823608
it is yeah. i have seen this picture in a thread about them before

>>81823599
my dick can only get so erect

>>81823599
Yeah, that's why im here

average /r9k/ poster desu
https://unsee cc/album#pEDz9GCo1eCw

niggas down so bad they're lusting after fat faggots

>>81822688
what the actual fugg

>>81822318 (OP)
My friend is 6'3 and looks like guy on left. He used to look normal and was pretty outgoing and full of life. Now he's so low energy and feminine with how he passive he is. Plastics will fuck you man...he's only 23 aswell

Why is this board so friggin gay?

>>81822318 (OP)
why did this make me hard i need to either go on nofap or kill myself theres no way im getting turned on by faggots

>>81823599
thank go-
>>81823141
FUCK

>>81825108
anon it's literally okay. you could just be bi too, it's not the end of the world :/

What do I have to do to look like that?

>>81822318 (OP)
I look like that but don't have dark nipples.