Thread 81822585

Why aren't you going on TRT and becoming le epic pussy slayer? It's only $20-$30 a month. Not only will you become jacked and good looking but you'll be extremely horny and thus want/be able to fuck average looking girls.

>>81822585 (OP)
Roidcels get no pussy.

I dont wanna go bald

>>81822585 (OP)
Because my balls will shrink, my IQ will decrease, my heart walls will weaken, and my life expectancy will be lowered. There are healthier ways to get laid.

>>81822585 (OP)
Not that I do want roids but how would someone get them without getting arrested hypothetically? Who is charging $30 per month?

>>81822585 (OP)
Guy on the left didn't even need steroids. He clearly has some muscle under all that fat. He just needed to cut.

>>81822594
>how would someone get them without getting arrested hypothetically
eroids or just ask the most jacked guy at your gym

I pay $50 for 2 grams. That's enough for 16 weeks. Check out the trt subreddit for information on safely using test.

>>81822593
You can take HCG to prevent balls shrinking but I dont see the point. Why would I want bigger testicles? They make your dick look small by comparison.

>my IQ will decrease, my heart walls will weaken, and my life expectancy will be lowered.

If you do high dose steroid cycles for years/decades yes. Low dose testosterone won't do that.

eternal reminder that muscles are cope and serves to highlight your status as a labor unit or a disposable combatant which is then romanticized as "manly"

You either have it or you don't, you can't lift your way out of it.

6 month transformation. What are you incels waiting for?

I've been on test for a little over a year


>faster metabolism so I can eat junk without getting fat
>stronger, bigger, and leaner
>firmer erections
>horny as a teenager

Wish I had started earlier

>>81822588
>>81822592
>>81822593


You guys are depressed losers so it's totally worth the risk. You incur risk by doing nothing, you risk being a loser forever and having a shitty life.

>81822639
lil sissy bitch desperate for (you)s

>>81822585 (OP)
>taking hormones cause you're unsecure about your body
ok tranny

>>81822662
you look more like a tranny than the guys I posted

>>81822585 (OP)
im 5'5 being cute is my only choice if i tried to be masculine id become a goblin

>>81822585 (OP)
big homie lost 5lbs of fat and turned up the saturation. 18 months of progress? really?

>>81822615
But right is infinitely more attractive to women though, men like left are absolutely hated by women and only homosexuals like them.

>>81822802
you're a faggot projecting what women think. basically a troon even behind your bait persona seeking reassurance from angry replies reinforcing your views kekw

>>81822816
How is being a roidtroon who fucks women worse than being an incel weakling?

>>81822816
No, I know because I look like left and I'm a KHHV who's never had a woman express interest in me.

>>81822828
go on trt bitch nigga

>>81822822
roidcel is a term for a reason

>>81822594
If you don't want to risk arrest, there are legit trt clinics that will give you test even if your levels are normal but you're going to have to pay $100-$200 a month

>>81822802
>But right is infinitely more attractive to women though
insane amounts of cope condensed into a single post, you are either self-affirming or you are out of your fucking mind

He was already more jacked than me and probably 99% of other guys

>>81822837
Roidcel is a better cope from natties who can't accept that natural limits exist. Sour grapes.

>>81822620
Even all the cope filters couldn't hide those roid pimples on his chest

>>81822891
He looks much better than you tho

Because I'm not an overcompensating little bitch and accept that I'm aging. I don't pick things up and put them down, eat chicken, rice, and broccoli multiple times a day just for girls. I workout for my overall health.

>>81822844
both of these guys are really hot
honestly i think most anons should probably roid for the ego boost
most of them are not ugly and mentalcels
a little chemically induced cockiness might do them some good

>>81822585 (OP)
That's not trt, that's "trt." Yes, even low doses will improve muscle growth compared to natty, but he's on 200mg a week ez.

>>81822946
>I'M NOT TRYING TO IMPRESS WOMEN, I'M LIFTING FOR PRACTICAL STRENGTH TO DEFEAT MY ENEMIES

what's next? oofers calling themselves mammon worshippers instead of betabuxx? how fucking hard can you niggers cope?

>>81822588
Roidcel here on a smol cycle of 125mg test 100mg tren 50mg anavar.
Married women fuck me all the time and it's the easiest pussy I've ever gotten before starting.

>>81822593
The point of actual TRT is to treat a deficiency and this would make you healthier but the guy in the OP indeed just looks like a typical roidtranny whose 1 missed cycle away from chopping his penis off and getting fake boobs

>>81822935
Lmao at anyone who thinks this fat free diet is healthy
My friend on roids tried to tell me its all about chicken breast and rice
He's in worse shape than me now

>>81823448
Pretty much
I'm on 250 test 200 EQ, women like it they just dont like men who look like Mr Olympia

>>81823449
Who cares what the point is? Thousands of guys have benefitted from going from low/average t to having the testosterone levels of a 21 year old black guy.

>>81823448
Which part of this makes you celibate?

>>81823515
I was assuming he just meant guys on roids because stating "roidcels get no pussy" is retarded when you can just say any celibate person gets no pussy and it would include them.
Of course I could be misinterpreting his misunderstanding of the term and he is actually just retarded.

>>81823526
He's using the term roidcel to described all PED takers

>>81822620
>white to mexican transformation pills

>>81823436
They're saying that, but it's not because they're lifting for women, it's because they're lifting for men and they're in thr closet.
Notice how much /fit/fags bring up homosexual intercourse.

>>81823570
Homosexuality is a cope as well, all men want one thing in life, female affection and approval. As soon as they realize it's not possible, they become immobile zombies and never do anything again.

>>81822844
If women truly are attracted to left, then why do all the men on the covers of the romance novels women read look like the guy on the right?

>>81823606
To serve as a faceless avatar who fulfills their disgusting need to be abused once every month. Women fucking hate men and the less dimorphic you are, the more successful you are with them.

You can start coping now and show me pictures of Chad hooking up with women, or musclebound arabs paying for hookers. Go ahead.

>>81823550
Next I'll start using the word apple to describe oranges

>>81822585 (OP)
My test is only 190ng/dl so I might. I need a second test confirming the first one and will be able to legally do it.

>>81824107
Normal range for men 18-126 age range is 60-1,200ng/dL. Shbg doesn't matter of course and is not factored in here. No gp or endocrinologist will write an rx for a man who is already considered high test(>100). You're going to an anti-aging clinic. The good news is they will prescribe even for ultra high test men in the 300ng/dl + range. And testosterone is dirt cheap, a vial is like $5. But the anti-aging clinic rx is restricted and can only be filled at the compounding pharmacy conveniently and coincidentally located in the very same building as the clinic. We'll start you on 90mg of test c every three weeks. That'll be $199.98 + tip for a months supply. If you ask for longer esters to have more stable bloods, nope. Test undeca is injected once a month and I went to medical school you are wrong for wanting to inject undeca weekly and now I'm offended that you dare ask me to render services in the way you want and will make a point of it by writing it for once every five weeks. Also ester weight makes no difference so 80mg test freebase is the same as 80mg test infinoate so dosage calculations will not be modified for that.

>>81823510
And they all pretend they're natty

>>81822585 (OP)
i dont even know where to get steriods, let alone can afford them. shit's illegal you know

>>81824215
Sorry but that's just false, referenve range for total test is 300-1200, I can even see the bars on the test and I'm below the reference range.

>>81825009
Ok, I think you were just joking.

>>81822585 (OP)
How do you even go about getting trt?

>>81822585 (OP)
Insecure men really be desperate...
Destroying they health, and chemically castrating theyself.
>inb4: ummm... But Low dose, doe...
Even low dose test only can cause many issues.
Modern day eunuchs...

>>81825048
It depends on your levels, actual low T is also very unhealthy, it's not just muscles and sex.

>>81825054
TRT is used as a proxy term for low dose test cycle.
In TRT clinics, and itt

>>81822585 (OP)
Christ I love softmuscle fags like the before pic. Why are more men willing to be plushy. This sucks

>>81822585 (OP)
before is way waaayyy better

>>81822585 (OP)
Just by being a man and having testosterone in my system I lose 7 years off my life. Injecting an unnatural dose would increase that number to 10, maybe even 15 years. An early grave is not worth being able to lift heavy things. There are machines for that.

>>81822585 (OP)
>It's only $20-$30 a month
Proof? I thought about doing it to get my ED cured

>>81823677
Daily reminder incel just means non-Chad misogynist >99% of the time it's used today. If you want to refer to an actual incel you have to say truecel.

>>81822585 (OP)
Because once you start taking TRT your balls stop producing testosterone automatically. It's a tranny pipeline drug

>>81822585 (OP)
Left: Cool guy with a nice body
>Right: Insecure egomaniac injecting synthetic hormones to look like a cartoon character from his childhood

>>81822585 (OP)
>>81822615
I saw a guy with a body like on the right get his ass whooped by a twig of a man who was also shorter and that changed my perception on what this shit is entirely. It's just body dysmorphia and nothing else. Roidapes are more pathetic than dyels. Just play a sport or some shit.

>>81825213
Oh, I see. I just want to have a normal level, like 500. Maybe my low test gave me autism.

>>81822585 (OP)
>looked perfectly fine on left and needed to lose maybe 10lbs tops
>decides instead to roid tf out
>camera angle suggests manlet

>>81826085
Low T levels that isn't solvable with lifestyle changes is really rare.
People usually don't need TRT. They are just slopcels.

>>81822585 (OP)
Can't. I'm a manlet with wide-ish shoulders so I already look like a beardless dwarf. Getting super muscular would only increase that look and not in a good way.

>>81826349
Women may not appreciate it, but every adventuring party needs a dwarven warrior.