>mom opened up my mail
>this is what she sees
>she yells at me for being a pervert

zero privacy

>>81825122 (OP)
Just tell her "Fuck around and find out" if she's the only one embarrassed by it she'll stop

>>81825122 (OP)
>mom opened up my mail
Isn't that a federal offense? O_O

jesus what a bitch. you should have that shit delivered to a store or something.

>>81825155
Yes it is.

OP take her to court for emotional damages and "Obstruction of correspondence" as per
18 U.S. Code 1702

Thank me later.

t. Mail Man

Send her a video of you using it.

Its not even a good onahole. I was lectured for hours and spent 30 dollars for literally nothing.

>>81825122 (OP)
KEK, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>81825207
Bruh come on, you don't have to take it that far.

>>81825245
Send her a video of it. She'll think differently once she sees that pussy being filled.

>>81825293
Its an asshole

>>81825345
Sorry.

Send her a video of it. She'll think differently once she sees that asshole being filled.

>>81825122 (OP)
>pervert for fucking an inanimate object
Then women also get mad if you show them attention as a failed male.

>>81825345
she was right you are a pervert. assholes are for pooping.

>>81825122 (OP)
your mom is a stupid whore. you should put her to the sword, desu

>>81825122 (OP)
>>81825245
>Class president anal ona
Got that one, i got a real decent weiner but even I felt in a cave, she obviously slept her way to the top but the anal rings it has should be standard on all anal onas

>>81825122 (OP)
This typa shit is why I got a po box

>>81825345
It farts?

>>81826595
Sopa de macaco-

>>81825264
bitch should have minded her own business. My mom used to search my room randomly till I started printing out scat porn and dead bodies. She never acknowledged it and never searched my room again.
Women that don't respect their sons privacy and who shame their kids sexuality need a reality check.

>>81825345
Oh I take it back. Your mom was right to shame you ya faggot.

>>81825122 (OP)
Literally 1984 parental surveillance state

>>81825264
Anon, the law doesnt protect people, people protect the law.
Its OPs obligation as a law abiding citizen to ensure that the law is upheld and enforced.