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Anonymous No.81826267 >>81826275 >>81826293 >>81826300 >>81826310 >>81826405 >>81826576 >>81826649 >>81826786 >>81826941
Do u have a big dick
aiku No.81826275
>>81826267 (OP)
unfortunately no anon i don't have a big one:(
Anonymous No.81826293 >>81826610 >>81826930
>>81826267 (OP)
imagine being racist towards indians in 2006 back when we thought they were spiritual gurus who made trance music. ahead of the curve
Anonymous No.81826300 >>81826392
>>81826267 (OP)
i'm a KHHV but when i was in college, i bought condoms from the vending machine to try out jerking off wearing them but it felt kinda tight so i guess i'm AVERAGED sized. To be considered bigged dick, i guess condoms would have not to fit you at all
Anonymous No.81826310 >>81826324
>>81826267 (OP)
no sadly, my life is pretty much ruined
Anonymous No.81826324
>>81826310
I'm a virgin but I tried on some condoms and they are fairly tight but I don't know how they are meant to fit
Anonymous No.81826392 >>81826546
>>81826300
>To be considered bigged dick, i guess condoms would have not to fit you at all
Nah its when you have a condomsize that doesnt exist on other continents. Europe is the only continent where they sell the biggest sizes so if you need 69mm-72mm you need to import it.
Personally I need a 64 mm which is already the biggest you can get in the states, found that out the hard way.
Anonymous No.81826405 >>81826440
>>81826267 (OP)
This is fake news and outdated, indians have big dicks for long time now, we have the biggest dicks in asia and our average dick size is bigger than the United States, stop spreading lies. This is why white women love indian men
Anonymous No.81826440 >>81826517
>>81826405
>baited out the jeet by talking about jeet microbenis
Anonymous No.81826484 >>81826522
I have a completely average peenor.
around 6.5.
7.5 on a good day.
Anonymous No.81826517
>>81826440
Nta but what do you want exactly? You want a punching bag, that's what you want. You don't like it when they call you out on your bullshit, somehow it was "all part of the plan".
Anonymous No.81826522 >>81826547
>>81826484
>7.5 on a good day
nigga what? i know there's hard and *ROCK* hard but gaining an extra inch?
Anonymous No.81826546 >>81826733
>>81826392
>mfw they marketed 53mm as "large" in my country
i think i'm just gonna stay here, man
Anonymous No.81826547 >>81826568 >>81826711
>>81826522
nta but theres a difference between masturbation erect and sex erect
Anonymous No.81826568 >>81826734
>>81826547
i know, thats why i said rock hard
but still, an extra inch?
Anonymous No.81826576
>>81826267 (OP)
6.8 inches. I don't know if i have a micro dick, or i'm doing just fine, but i definitely don't have a huge cock.
Anonymous No.81826610 >>81826668
>>81826293
>dikshits
>making trance
get the fuck out jeet. lying again. trance is made by europeans and americans, majority white. cowshit eating niggers will lie and take credit for anything they can. complete scammers
Anonymous No.81826649
>>81826267 (OP)
LET's just say I've never had any complaints heh heh heh.... I don't have sex
Anonymous No.81826668 >>81826797 >>81826851 >>81826930 >>81827142
>>81826610
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goa_trance
Anonymous No.81826711 >>81826734
>>81826547
One inch is still a huge difference. I've had pretty poor erection quality for a while now, and the difference between typical and rock hard is only about 1/4 inch.
Anonymous No.81826733
>>81826546
Idk where you are but they do this in america too
A Trojan Magnum Large is 55 mm https://www.trojanbrands.com/en/products/condoms/magnum-lubricated-condoms

And in Europe, in the Netherlands at least, a normal condom is 56mm
https://www.durex.nl/alle-condooms/andere-condooms/durex-originals-classic-natural/
Some are 54 mm but they are labelled as medium, large is one step above at 57mm, xl at 60, xxl at 64
Anonymous No.81826734 >>81826843
>>81826568
>>81826711
an inch is about right for me, but my meats probably just completely fucked up. i was a massive gooner as a teenager.
Anonymous No.81826776
Mine is 7 inches, and I feel like that's in the range where women will acknowledge it as big, but they still won't be impressed or excited by it. Maybe I'm being ungrateful, but I wish it was 8 inches. I'm really jealous of guys who are that big. It's to the point where I'm considering trying those penis lengthening techniques where you stretch your flaccid dick for a long time.
Anonymous No.81826786
>>81826267 (OP)
no. i'm 7"x5" and it looks and feels below average to me. near every dick i see online looks bigger than mine. it's a big source of insecurity but i'll probably die a virgin anyways.
Anonymous No.81826797 >>81826840
>>81826668
im gonna listen to goa trance. if it's complete dogshit you will be hearing from me. im not expecting much.
Anonymous No.81826840 >>81826930
>>81826797
i never attested to any supposed quality. its just a bit of popculture history.
Anonymous No.81826843
>>81826734
One way you can measure erection quality is how squishy and bendable your shaft is. If you can gently bend it then you have poor erection quality. If you can't really bend it but it's squishy, your erection quality isn't terrible but could be improved. And if it's not squishy at all then you have really good erection quality. Also note that quality can fluctuate seemingly at random between sex/masturbation sessions.
Anonymous No.81826851
>>81826668
nm trance from that era is dogshit. tried listening on di.fm
Anonymous No.81826930 >>81827054 >>81827069
>>81826293
>>81826668
>>81826840

you claimed that pajeets "made trance" music but you just linked a shitty subgenre of it. a buncha hippies went to Goa and took the local chants and put some beats/mixed it. lying ass jeet
Anonymous No.81826941
>>81826267 (OP)
I have a large, very pretty cock.
Anonymous No.81826947
Yes. I was a cringe kid who used to measure it and never realized how big it actually is. Moreso length, girth is pretty much dead average.
Anonymous No.81827008
Honestly, I dunno if I have a big dick or not. It's 6 inches to the millimeter and fat. At least I think it's fat.
Any time guys are surveyed, they say they have big dicks, so I dunno how I compare. A few women have told me it's "SOOOOOO BIIIIIIG~," but then again, they were each actively twerking with it inside them while they said that and never said that outside of the context of being fucked, so maybe it just FEELS big when they orgasm on it? Or maybe they just say bullshit to butter you up when they're all frenzied like that?
I dunno. I'm not insecure about it, but apparently everyone has like a 9-inch monster cock and I'm walking around with this.
Anonymous No.81827054 >>81827075 >>81827092
>>81826930
i never claimed indians made anything. reread the post. i said people believed this was something they did, more accurately the general public associates nations and their peoples with whatever the relevant slop may be. you missed the point i was making, which was that the west's view of india has shifted dramatically over the past 20 years. you've proven this with your animosity, any mention sends you into a fervor.
Anonymous No.81827069 >>81827092
>>81826930
Is this chinkdick stormy the cuck Asian having a fit again? Shouldn't you be jerking your tiny pp to white men fucking your women or whatever you do?
Anonymous No.81827075 >>81827090 >>81827109
>>81827054
He's a cuckold chink, and he's been on here for years. Ignore him
Anonymous No.81827090 >>81827109
>>81827075
its my own retarded fault for arguing in good faith in the dick size thread
Anonymous No.81827092
>>81827054
yes no shit people hate indians, you all got a free pass to do whatever you wanted and then stabbed the west in the back. you should know that people dont kindly take kindly to that.

>>81827069
you people are fucking frauds, there's no going back jeet.
Anonymous No.81827109
>>81827075
>>81827090
lol. your women are butt ass ugly you couldnt be cucked even if you tried.
Anonymous No.81827138 >>81827286 >>81827321
yeah ive got a bone to pick with you jeet fucks. indians rode the east asian wave for decades, getting lumped in with us on census charts and reaping the benefits. then you all shiteaters stabbed asians in the back too during COVID and now you cry when the spotlight is on your disgusting people.

you deserve all the hate and more.
Anonymous No.81827142 >>81827154
>>81826668
https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/top/album/all-time/g:goa%2dtrance/

Not a single one of these groups are Indian, poobreath. In fact, half of them are British (your masters/tard wranglers.)
Anonymous No.81827154
>>81827142
thank you, some back up. i thought so too, reading the names of these producers. cant trust a thing these shiteaters say, indians lie like it's second nature for them.
Anonymous No.81827179
also i have never seen a strong pajeet at my gym. fit clowns on you weak indian fools all day for lifting bitch weights and not doing shit at the gym except rape stare at the women.

you indians will never go back to having the benefit of the doubt again. everyone knows you all are a bunch of lying backstabbers and scammers at best, and polluting, scamming, shit eating, rapist dirty motherfuckers at worst.
Anonymous No.81827247
pajeets are weak, little bitch fucks who act tough online. your women are hideous and everyone would cheer if pakistan nuked your disgusting nation off the planet.
Anonymous No.81827286 >>81827316
>>81827138
You've been out here for years jerking it to white men fucking your women. Are you good? You live in a time in history where Asian men are more in demand than ever but all you can do is sit here and shit on other races while shipping your own women with white guys.
Just admit that you're a closetu homosexuaru already
Anonymous No.81827316 >>81827334
>>81827286
dont worry jeet, i would never ship poojeeta women with white men. white men cant even cuck you even if they wanted because jeetas are fucking nasty.
Anonymous No.81827321 >>81827379
>>81827138
Listen up chink, replying to you cost me a game I was just playing so I'm on no mood for your shit. you willingly include Indians in metrics when it's convenient for you, but then shun them when it isn't. We are not Asian. Period.
Nobody wants to be associated with a bunch of midgets with small dicks nor do we want your soulless women. Fuck off already, you've been on this site for maybe a decade spamming the same shit
Anonymous No.81827334 >>81827390
>>81827316
Can you read? I said your own women. You won't even deny that you weird little cuck, I feel sorry for other Asian men on here for having to be associated with this
Anonymous No.81827379
>>81827321
LOL. we never included you in our census. you jeets are the ones who claimed to be "asian" and tried to pull some asian solidarity bullshit. east asians never want you streetshitters lumped in with us and now you are claiming the opposite. everything you say is a lie and it's obvious to everyone. there's no going back pajeet, you deserve all the hate and more.

and that's rich you pull the "midgets with small dicks" card as if indians are some strong, tall chads with big dicks? you all are fucking clowns.

as for our women, i didnt even bring that up but you did, so i know you are lying here too. you DO want the women and you seethe at WMAF couples because you feel entitled. you are transparent as fuck and all your copes are built on lies.
Anonymous No.81827390
>>81827334
why would i deny it? i know what ive done. im not like you, shitjeet, i man up to the shit i do.

enjoy your shiteating women dawg