Thread 81827222

How is it hard getting a r9k ebf

>>81827222 (OP)
Extremely easy, just ask for one and you'll have 500 guys add you in 10 minutes.

>>81827222 (OP)
>ebf
why would anyone want that? e relationships are just glorified penpals unless you're actually able to meet each other semi-frequently

it's not
I love you btw

>>81827222 (OP)
Easy, one that stays? Impossible. Everyone is a flaky avoidant.

>>81827254
I was with my egf for 2.5 years but she cheated on me -.-

>>81827263
That's rare they stayed so long, but I am sorry for your loss. Cheaters are subhuman.

>>81827280
yeah I wanted to be with her irl we even met and stuff but she rejected me

>>81827238
Idk im lonely
>>81827243
Can we get married rn
>>81827254
missing my love bombing ex a lil extra today
>>81827263
Noooou cheating is a literal crime

>>81827222 (OP)
Robots are worse than pajeets saar. Just claim to be a woman and the boys will come running and then project their flaws to attentionwhores like me.

oh btw, since nobody has said it I'm legally obligated. You're a tranny.(sorry)
>>81827238
idk, it's less involved than a real relationship and it's fun to just have an attractive bestfriend that you can be soft with and who sometimes gets naked on cam for you.

>>81827287
I have the ring ready

>ebf
Just drop your location and get a real bf. Or go on tinder. Or grindr, if you have a penis.

>>81827295
Aren't you literally a 50 year old that looks like this?

>>81827287
>Idk im lonely
ask for friends
>>81827295
>idk, it's less involved than a real relationship
then it's just silly to call that a relationship

>>81827287
Shut up Jana you dumb whore. You don't want a real bf you just want attention.

>>81827306
Yippers
>>81827324
If i could do this i wouldnt ask on 4chan
>>81827330
>ask for friends
Honestly this works too im just lonely
>>81827337
I get attached to easily for just wanting it for attention

>>81827374
If you wanted attention you wouldn't unfriend someone the moment they didn't message you for a day. You're just an evil bpd friend collector slut who sends nudes to every guy she talks to.

>>81827374
>Yippers
Put the ring on, NOW

>>81827328
Yes. I'm so old and ugly and yet I still have more success with women than you ever will. Now go ahead and call me a pedo like you were going to you absolute comedic geniuses :3
>>81827330
I get what you mean but a nut is a nut and affection and warmth shared between two people still activates the same chemicals in your brain whether it's face to face or through a camera and headset. I just find e-dating to be less bullshit to deal with because there is a level of distance there. Like... Idk? More casual well still being deep.

>>81827222 (OP)
Probably easy.
The only problem you fembots have is that you don't want to take initiative ever.
You never ask the guy anything. You let the guy do all the work and act completely passive

>>81827287
>missing my love bombing ex a lil extra today
Then go to them and in ex them. Relationships are supposed to be forever.

How many times does this whore have to spam her discord? kek.

>>81827397
Who the hell are u talking about i dont even use discord anymore
>>81827404
I love being married chat
>>81827405
Ur chopped pack it up
>>81827411
Im going to kill myself

>>81827420
Wasn't the original drama that user stopped being friends with someone for retarded political reasons?

>>81827419
I wish
>>81827420
What this isnt me

>>81827431
>Who the hell are u talking about i dont even use discord anymore
Then don't leave your discord in this thread : )

>>81827447
>I wish
What's stopping you from talking to them?

>>81827431
>I love being married chat
What are u making me for dinner

>>81827454
Its slweepykitten :c
Add me im only available for vcs and i will block u after one day of talking because i do not care about you
Slweepykitten btw
Did i say my discord is slweepykitten

>>81827461
I'm not gonna cook you anything moid, how about you order me pizza and watch me have sex with my ex?

>>81827254
Because you all chase the same dudes on a rotation.
My dream would be to meet a woman off this board and eventually get married, but you're all busy wanting to be egirls

>>81827479
You forgot to mention you'll send vids of your tits with your face in them to every man who says hi to you

>>81827431
>Im going to kill myself
Because you have to put effort into a relationship?
Why are you so unbelievably lazy?

>>81827431
you have no idea what you're talking about it. It's common knowledge I'm uncircumcized.

>>81827295
I don't think anyone attractive has ever interacted with you in your life.

>>81827493
Im also gonna be a whore and send every guy my tits then complain and block them when i get leaked :3 who wants me hehe my discord is slweepykitten
-100% slweepykitten
>>81827491
Wannabe egirls are so embarassing
>>81827499
Can we just sleep vc im tired
>>81827515
Im crying LMFOA

>>81827486
How about I order us pizza and you can watch me have hardcore gay sex with your ex

>>81827531
I wanna join plz i need to watch my current e-moid and my ex e-moid have hot buttsex

>>81827540
You can only watch, no touching unless you're gonna lick the cum outta our assholes (we flip fucked)

>>81827528
Can u just take a walk and get everyone something to eat instead, i think some kbbq would be nice
We already saw ur tits jana

>>81827560
This is so gross, what a gross thread.>>81827515

>>81827560
Will u spank my ex e-moid he always begged me to e-spank him but i always refused. I want him to be happy
>>81827572
Hey no im just a teeny tiny 249 lbs 4chan egirl ok i cant eat rn i have to send my droopy tits to 20 more guys then ill eat
>>81827578
:( im sorry anon

>>81827593
>Will u spank my ex e-moid
I already got the paddle ready.

im glad i wasnt here when i was 18 and good looking
hooking up with girls here wouldve ruined me
now balding a toothless i am immune to the sirens song

>>81827222 (OP)
not very hard if you are a bio female and arent picky. However due to the question means you are lacking one of the two qualities i mentioned thus you are having issues.

Also for god sakes you retarded guys stop trying to get girls from here they are literal sub humans

>>81827578
You've created an improvement.

>>81827515
I don't think your biological father has ever interacted you in your life.
>>81827578
huh that's actually neat. I kinda look like an unfriendly but not hostile NPC in one of those ps1 style horror games

>>81827528
>Wannabe egirls are so embarrassing
youre the girl that had her tits leaked to the entire board, or are you just pretending to be her?

>>81827528
Okay if I add you I expect you to pull down your panties for me instead

>>81827628
I've never seen an ewhore get rekt by both a Jeet and an old ugly bastard in a matter of days. This is some kind of record
>>81827593
Girl nobody is going to date you if you keep acting this embarassing

>>81827222 (OP)
if you got me as an ebf I'd be rock hard

>>81827222 (OP)
Dunno because no one wants one.

>>81827604
I love being married im gonna miss u when this thread gets pruned
>>81827614
I cant imagine meeting someone from r9k irl
>now balding a toothless
Are u atleast married anon?
>>81827615
What kind of e-gf do u want anon
>>81827641
Im 100%%% her i am def not pretending to be her at all

>>81827678
Why do that when you can look at her tits for free? Just search her tag in the archives

>>81827691
>I'm 100% her
tits with timestamp or its fake

>>81827693
Why look at pictures of tits when I can jerk off with a real person?

>>81827691
Don't worry babe, I'll always be in your heart and in your ex's asshole.

>>81827691
I dont want a e-gf, AI chat bot exist, id only accept real ones and even then, not gfs, but fwb. Most girls are def not a gf material these days.

>>81827676
What are u on about. Are u slow or just autistic
>>81827678
Im tired of esex
>>81827685
Why not

>>81827716
>Why not
I'm afraid you'll have to ask others.

>>81827491
I don't chase any dude, and I am not a foid. I am just stating the obvious. Many of the men are flaky avoidants, and many of the women are friend collecting whores.

>>81827766
That's cool and all but when is this slut going to post tits

An r9k egf might be fun. They seem very relatable. I would try dating one