Day 1 complete, wagie edition.

Proud of you lads for this new 500 post trend.
I'll buy you all a pint.

i think the big thing in the uk is people really don't understand how poor they are. like the fact i could theoretically quit a stable permanent job and walk in to a 650 a day minimum contract would blow a lot of people's minds

2.5k is a lot of money to a couple with 1 or 2 kids who actually work outside of the south east

some parts of the uk you can visit and you'd think you're in the soviet union. when your life is stuck in a council estate you genuinely can't see a way out or any form of wealth. some barely even leave the area unless it's for shopping or a job. i expect it's different in london because of easy transport and increased social mobility with regular wealth spotting

Think we got a new tranny in the thread. Hair long enough to grab while you fuck them up the arse.

that's some excessive watermarking. i'm convinced you could have found this image, without the watermark.
do better, OP.

>>81827340
why are transexuals on your mind? dont think thats a thing normal people think about lod

>>81827346
>putting effort into /britfeel/ OPs
for what purpose

>>81827336
NPC post

>>81827336
in some ignorance-is-bliss way, i wouldn't mind the self-contained council estate life. man-on-the-street knowledge passes through neighbours and the local community, otherwise it's newspapers and the telly.

if my hometown's big supermarket bumped the cost of chicken up, time was that would feel very self-contained. even if it was a massive chain like Tesco or Asda. wouldn't even occur to people it's all algorithmically set by machine or whatever. there'd be kick-offs. or reduced chicken sales.

nowadays i HAVE all that info, or at least access to it, and it's fucking shit. just give me a council flat, a decent drug dealer, and a library that might order books in if i ask.

>>81827336
the worst areas are coastal towns. places like Blackpool are absolutely filthy

A reminder Freddie Mercury died due to his own life choices

>>81827410
he stuck to his own. it his decision.

what a load of bollocks. there's loads of wealth on council estates. one shot house i know clears 100 grand a year profit and they only sell 3.5s

stair master me new enemy

wants to beat me down but I fookin did 15 mins have that you little slag think I wont climb lmao x

>>81827410
My mum cried when he died. She is a massive queen fan, she has all the queen records on vinyl. She saw them live in 1984.

Back on that keeping to me own lane grind me. Don't need toxic mates and hangers on in life. Nope. It might be for you but it not for me.

No unblocking this time x

>>81827346
I only realised it was over the limit seconds before thinking of the edition and image.

>>81827450
choke on your own vomit already you thick headed goose necked mong

>>81827437
what is a shot house? guessing drugs? (3.5, grams, as in eighth of an ounce?)

All this talk about who can piss the longest, when we all know, he who doth pisseth the shortest, is chad.

really can't fault Queen. going to listen to Queen now, i reckon.

>>81827450
youll be drinking with them in a few days mate you always go back

>>81827466
easy to piss the shortest if you're a 5ft manlet

It's probably best I don't post my 24yo british rose lass. I like her too much. I wish she'd be my girlfriend.

quite like the 70s period of these rock bands all being Tolkien dweebs. i know a lot of 60s psychedelic rock bands went on about fairies and that, but by the 1970s you just KNOW they were all well into their Lord of the Rings.

going to bed now if thats alright with you my lads, im tired x

>>81827335
Nesquik for me please

restating my armchair psychology theory that HHL is a BPD man pretending/convinced he has autism.

eva6, this is your future.

>>81827449
>all the bands where I have all their records on vinyl are bands about suicide and despair

>>81827530
HHL is a low IQ mong convinced he is high IQ

>>81827517
Yea that's alright lad you've had a tough day at /britfeel/

>>81827530
BPD and autism are commonly misdiagnosed as one or the other with how similar they are.

>>81827527
Cmon lad live a little. What about a bit of Baileys? Basically the same init.

>>81827483

Nah cba. Autists like me experience social burnout quicker than most people. I'll be keeping a low profile for the next couple of weeks/months. I'll be as quiet as a mouse me x

>>81827566
>Autists like me experience social burnout

wait is HHL the fucking ASMR mong too
is there more than one ASMR lad

State of 20 year old british females. Lazy eyed bint should fix her teeth. Skincare is terrible. Way too much junk food and alcohol I reckon.

>autist like me
sorry sean you mean other criminal scammers like you?

>>81827576
and still out your league though

>>81827571
hhl drums up half the shit posts here to bring attention to himself. blokes a narcissist.

Did the pretty lady whisper into the microphone and make some clicking and scratching sounds with her fingers again? Fascinating, please tell us more!

what's a month when the whole year is bad? x

>>81827586
more of a visual trigger lad meself

We all ASMR mongs in life x

Looking but never ever touching x

>>81827566
Girls really love their oversized oval glasses, don't they?

>>81827600
its usually when they want to come across as quirky or geeky, but actually aren't that deep into being either

Gained a stone since I weighed myself. Being the fattest lad in britfeel is no joke.

>>81827610
They wear glasses since they can't see properly without them, actually.

>>81827611
Corr how much do you weigh now?

>>81827611
That happens to me every year I weigh myself.

>>81827580
I don't find her attractive. So it doesn't matter.

>>81827594
>more of a visual trigger lad meself

Sames. I have very specific trigger words too thoughs.

>>81827620
you know what I meant you cheeky little shit

>>81827542
i have no doubt in my mind you are autistic.

HHL throws tantrums, sure, but i know it when i see it.

>>81827620
Any lass with great vision will be sold a very light prescription at Specsavers these days. It's a right money maker with young bints thinking they have poor vision.

>>81827632
Over 27 stone now. And I'm Lovin' It

i weigh 60 kilograms

>>81827648
Tat on shoulder. Nope. Not for me.

The Walking Dead Season 3 now corrr. It that governor arc. Love it.

really gone off after apuette amsr after she "fell" into that bimbofier machine resulting in her getting the sex world sponsorship and leading to her releasing the fleshlight range in aldi where my apu can see it

>>81827680
do you look good in thigh highs mate

R weighs 8-9 stone.

Finally taking flight
I know you don't think it's right
I know that you think it's fake
Maybe fake's what I like
Point is I have the right
Not thinking in black and white
Thinking it's worth the fight
Soon to be out of sight
Knowing it all this time
Going with what I always longed for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk

>>81827449
Pretty based that is tbqh. Is your mum an old rocker? My dad was the same with Queen, ACDC and Iron Maiden.

I weigh 70kg but cause im only 5ft6 i feel like a fatass. got a proper dadbod with soft skin and a slight belly

>to whom it may concern
>hi all
>I hope this finds you well
>just an FYI
>many thanks
>at your earliest convenience
>as per my last email
>let me get back to you on that
>thanks in advance
>looking forward to working together
>for future reference
>going forward
>best regards

>>81827697
never bought any x

do gay men ever unknowingly/unwillingly end up with trans gay men? like the whole lesbian/transbian thing?

feel like men/gays in general would have a better sense of humour about it, just wondering if there are STORIES

Seeing more and more girls wearing black and red lately. They sending a message. Oh aye x

>>81827746
Nappy update lad? You rocking pampers or huggies? Or maybe you're pushing the boat out and wearing some LUSH kit and kin?

>>81827737
I genuinely don't think this scenario has happened even a single time ever. Certainly not in the digital age.

>>81827746
Aren't you pussy free? Why are you posting women

You could at any time just walk out of your box room and try to survive outside like an animal. Just go out eating leftovers in the bins, drink from water fountains. There's no law that could stop you living a free life like this when you think about it.

>AN ARMY OF THE GOLEMS IS STALKING, NOW, THE HEART'S LANDS
>EATING ALL REALITY
>PRODUCING ONLY DUST AND SAND
>NOTHING HURTS THEM
>NOTHING GETS UNDER THEIR STONE SKIN
>AND WHEN THEIR EARTHEN MOUTHS WILL OPEN UP
>JUST WHAT WORDS SHOULD COME OUT? BUT
>"WE WISH WE WERE DEAD"

Favourite sweets? Got to be bubblegum bottles for me

>>81827769
I don't eat sweets, I'm an adult.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/nov/23/blind-date-jen-anna-glasses-fog-up
like that is bullshit they set up a lesbian with a trans woman for one of these things, without telling her/asking her "are you all right if it's a transgender woman?"

from textual responses in print alone, it comes across pretty telling.

>>81827769
sour patch kids i suppose, don't really eat sweets me

>>81827772
Bet you are lad

>>81827769
Squashies

taking a shittington

>>81827810
id never post on britfeel during a shit
too busy doing wordles

>>81827756

I post what I want little lad x

>>81827788
Rhubarb and Custard

Do we get a webab wrap HHL style? I'm thinking yes

>>81827831
you spend your life online little cock. no friends or accomplishments or girlfriends lmao your life is so grim.

I'd have consenting sex with R.

>>81827772
I don't have sex. I'm an adult.

>>81827844
You can't have sex with letters, lad. Don't be daft.

>>81827706
No not really she just likes Queen. A lot of the earlier stuff mainly.

dogs barking really fuck me off

Coorrr need a nice big old shit myself. Where's Katie Price?

Posting for the last several years online about how he's eating microwave pizza for din dins
What an existence

Any lads have that one pornographic video that makes you cum buckets without fail? The ol' reliable so to speak

>>81827831
how's that worked out for you, lately?

corr just imagine having sex with R and your sprog has no philtrum.

>>81827849
R is a lush babe lad.

>>81827868
Yep, though I'm a very eclectic porn fan, there is 'the one' that never fails. It's actually just like a 10 second clip that I have looped over and over.

>>81827864
Garnnnn have that PUFAmaxxed processed slop.

>>81827868
Currrseeee I do. But we keeping it private.

>>81827868
Helperlad has THAT video. He keeping it private though.

>>81827868
Some twink with a huge cock, cums very good but I'm more into women.

>>81827868
Yeah but to be frank I doubt you'd enjoy it. It's an old fat woman wanking off her husband while talking into the camera about how much she loves porn.

Just ordered another two Sammo Hung films. Well, you have to treat yourself don't you? Curse you fucking do.

not a fan of porn talk, porn is so so bad for you

>>81827908
Don't like that you used the same phrase just after my post. Makes it sound like I meant that too. Curseeee not.

>>81827908
HHL has to keep it very discreet, he'd lose his PIP if they figured out he knew how to use Truecrypt

>>81827913
>It's an old fat woman wanking off her husband while talking into the camera about how much she loves porn.
I think I know the video you're talking about. Are their names Kevin and Sandra, by chance?

hhl turning 40 and opening his NHS letter confirming his stage 4 stomach cancer diagnosis

lmao x

>>81827941
fuck that. no way i had liver disease and he doesn't.

>>81827927
But it also feels really, really good to watch a lot of it and masturbate.

>>81827949
Oh for sure his liver will be fucked but his diet is that of an actual retard so no doubt his stomach is growing some lovely tumours. liver failure and stomach cancer coming on 4 times strong

>>81827957
you'd be better off without it x

>be me
>shout "RIP THAT FARMER'S HEAD OFF!!" in public

>>81827941
Wishing cancer on people is low IQ af. You're basically acting like an edgy teenager posting on some gore forum. Get a life saddo.

>>81827992
Whatever mate, hope you get cancer lol

>>81827968
not sure how he does it tbqh. we're about the same age. i was once a 'can eat anything and not get fat' metabolism lad, but i DID get fat through drinking.

i go in and out of eating healthily. i just had a small pizza and already feel sick, like i need to lie down. fuck you, 30s.

>>81827968
The fuck are you on about? The chances of him getting stomach cancer are minuscule.

HHL dying in his early 40s from an alcoholism-induced heart attack like Trump's brother, it lush x
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Trump_Jr.#Alcoholism_and_death

It Welpers World and Welpers thread

No matter how you try to spin it, all religions qualify for every single definition of what a 'cult' is that's ever been put forward. We just give the big ones exceptions due to historical anachronism.

we win wa welper world wand we ware wimply wiving win wit x

>>81827458
a house where you can just turn up to buy drugs like its a shop, that one only does 3.5g of bud for 25 all day long

>>81828000
to be fair it does seem he gets pissed off of very little

>>81828031
cor, how it should be.

round our way it was Trippy Trev but you had to fucking sit with him and listen to his shite.

>had a relative who would go to pubs frequented by farmers
>would intentionally strike up conversation with the barman or others about how farmers are all rich cunts who whinge too much
>naturally he would eventually get the shit kicked out of him by said farmers
>would go to a different pub and do it again next week

>>81828034
HHL's a small guy

A poor diet with alcohol abuse increases the risk of liver and stomach cancer

Liver cancer

Alcohol damages liver cells and creates a toxic chemical called acetaldehyde
This leads to inflammation fatty liver cirrhosis and then cancer
Fast food and processed meals cause fat to build up in the liver
This makes things worse when combined with alcohol

Stomach cancer

Alcohol irritates the stomach lining and raises the risk of infection by a harmful bacteria called H pylori
Processed foods like pizza burgers and crisps contain harmful substances that damage the stomach and raise cancer risk
Too much salt and low nutrients make it easier for cancer to grow

forced myself out for a run earlier after feeling depressed all day and it did wonders

Can't believe they got Christopher fucking Walken to play Emperor Shaddam in DUNC lol. Like seriously what the fuck were they thinking with that casting? Was Bill Murray unavailable?

>>81828079
is this from AI or summat
why did you delete the punctuation

any Francis Higgins enjoyers in? been enjoying Conzo's latest adventures in Tokyo me

>>81828059
in and out lad

> *Click* Full Movie (Adam Sandler) 4K HD
cor shall be watching this. (Walken chat reminded me he's just in this, playing himself.)

don't like most of the Adam Sandler films, i remember getting this one on a pirate DVD, 'he made a good one.'

>>81823645
Ac2 was a great game I bought it in tesco when it came out.Near chrsitmas.Nice memories

>>81827927
Please dont post .gif images that arent animated

>>81828136
There's no way the light from her phone would curve around her that much to be reflected in the window.

>>81828136
It's whole atmosphere/music has stuck with me all these years. Corrr might replay.

Nerve pains in my ankle kinda night

met this girl by the name of eva
she had a box of fudge and a bag of cables as well

>>81828201
>a box of fudge

>>81828152
there is a direct line of sight from the phone to the window. This is like those youtube videos of "how does the mirror know the egg is hidden behind the paper"

Gotta be honest, I don't know how the mirror knows either. It mysterious.

>>81828214
Nah I get how it works, I'm just saying the angle isn't nearly tight enough to actually see the phone screen. You'd have to get very close to the window relative to the girl to see it.

>>81828229
Light coming off object in all directions. Eventually, if you get far enough back and at a tight enough angle to the mirror, you'll reach a point where some of the light hits the mirror and so you can see it.

love me some Star Trek

>>81828276
We didn't know mate x

>>81828285
yeah I enjoy Star Trek

I will make another post most nights till im done watching thanks x

>>81828255
>I'm just saying the angle isn't nearly tight enough to actually see the phone screen.
looks fine to me, she is pressed right up against the glass, and the phone is a reasonable distance in front of her

>Shame on you. Shame. On You. This celestial North Korea. This cabal of perverted old men, content to mislead the masses with their promises of eternal happiness and salvation after death. Perhaps if they put more effort into stopping child abuse in their own churches than they did soliciting donations they might make a more justifiable moral accounting of their contribution to humankind.

>>81828319
>im pro iraq war btw

>>81828302
Mummy Kianna is so fucking perfect, she makes the gooncentre of my brain go all warm and fuzzy and melt into a little puddle. Love how she's been filming with BBCs more recently.

>>81828335
Damn fine porn mummy agreed lad. can watch her for hours sucking and fucking being nasty. simpcity general of hers had like 4 BBC mixtapes but not sure what page they were on.

got to accept me loneliness in life
i walk through this life alone x

Freedom NOW! Legalise LSD.

>>81828355
yeah alright lad we were all 14 once lmao x

>>81828163
Ye it was kino venice n that
>>81828319
Melty!

>>81828392
sorry m8 your religious choice has been BTFO'd more times than is possible to keep count
and by your own degeneracy honestly

Many a cheese melty been eaten tonight

remember who pulls the strings little lads x

I would legalise all drugs.

>>81828412
only string you're pulling is the spacker cord lad

>>81828392
venice smells like poo IRL

>>81828412
the broken glasses always gets me

>>81828447
they can't flush the toilet roll can they, small pipes and that, bound to smell of shit with bins full of shitty toilet paper hanging around

>>81828459
Seaside mark has become a caricature of himself

>>81828469
they shit and pee in the rivers mate its grim there, saw a couple floaters

>>81828485
thought they had canals lad

>>81828447
I would like to go,,am not interested in travelling rly, but its 1 of the couple of places where i look at it nd think It would be cool to be there irl. Also bc of Aria the anime

Fav SSM clip is when he smashes up the Van Gogh painting

>>81828498
him trying to get off the bike was hilarious

>>81828496
ill take u japan one day

has the ps5 been sold yet?

>>81828523
what do you think de lid

>>81828498
My favourite is where hes eating that webab on a bench and he tips out all the salad on the floor.

bit of a piss take though no roads come on mate its the 21st century they got roads in africa already wouldn't take them long to put down a bit of tarmac would it

whichever /britfeel/ lad gets rich (lottery or summat) you're taking Crossy and the gang to Tokyo, you hear???

>>81828407
Can you blame me that much for being a bad christian when my teenage years we heard more from demons like the guy in your piccy than from ppl who know the actual score - Lifetime of programming needs undone! Not nice! I want my Christian country i was promised! NOW!

Ketamine for medicinal uses

>>81828534
build roads and you get cars, lad.

>>81828523
A few days ago lid. Bought it for 600 sold it for 230 I think. Credit fraud is easy for our mark.

>>81828528
shame. watching him play it was fucking brilliant entertainment.

>>81828536
whoa is there a Michael Jackson manga?

>>81828548
corr lovely cash injection that. just wait until the electric bike goes, our mark is going to be rich and it lush

>>81828547
they make them there mate lambos and fiat 500s transported on the fackin canals mate cant trust them mate they expect us to buy their cars when they dont even drive them themselves because they got no fackin roads mate

>>81828555
Manga in the mirror.

>>81828506
send clip mate

>>81828523
he buys this IDUMS on credit and then sells for cash. its his little game

>>81828567
don't see why rich people don't have jetpacks. can go anywhere on them.

I wnoder how common it is to actual ROFL.theres a couple of wee things I recall ppl posted that could make me rofl if i really let my hair down but i can jst about hold back bt i can feel the potential is there if i was on mdma or something.

>>81828557
Wont be lush when Paul bowhill comes knocking at his door with a camera crew. I feel sorry for the poor bastard who signed up to be his guarantor that mug will have to pay off the 1500 pound because marks sold the bike for 500 for beer money.

I like pmsl more cus its more sassy n like something my mammy n her pals would say pmsl x

>>81828608
if yous are already on the floor like at a party sat around doing something daft, EVEN SOBER, i could see it just occurring in the swing of things.

premenstrual syndrome laughing

in my face and nose area por favour

>I've not worked in 35 years
>I can't fuckin work man, I've got hidden disability
>I'm off to Swanage mate, I'm gonna get a bag of beer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ4XTn-jACA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_x5cfdwP98
this is just right even though his style is meant to be all snarky and that.

'lol' is so fucking useful. not going to stop using it on 4chan just because this year it's 'jij' or 'MY SPLEEN!' or whatever

>>81828534
fucking lazy forrens mate guiseppe aint a grafter

this video is very interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUnobHHAKxo

>>81828613
>guarantor
items on credit don't need guarantors. he just uses different names, it's actually very common with phone contracts, sometimes sales persons will flat out suggest using a different name if they know the customer has bad credit, he will have a few different bank accounts, probably uses savings accounts as you can sign up for those instantly like you could open 10 new savings accounts on your bank app right now, its for the different sort code/account number, the companies have limited ways to check its the same person because its all automated, name, date of birth, email, phone, bank account, they dont really count address because there's no reliable way for them to check who lives at what address at any given date in time, it all has to be automated with as few false positives as possible even if that means they get more false negatives, its worse if they denied some upper middle class ponce over an automated mistake than if a few dossers get an item or a phone contract

Not reading all that my man

>>81828670
i do genuinely want to watch this. and VICE used to be good at this type of thing (very rarely, they sometimes still are).
but i am lazy. that's going on the "to watch later" pile i reckon.

>>81828670
that's nice eva dear, whatever keeps you occupied and chilled out

>>81828685
>s-s-someboday's used me name. stolen my identity. what do they think I am, fuckin idiot?

three and a half lines?

on my 1080p screen?

some of you need to learn to space your posts out more.

geez.

Haagen dazs is a right rip-off, over 5 bloody quid. Bought some Sainsburys TTD vanilla, has better ingreidents too. Also some sprinkles.

>>81828536
>when my teenage years we heard more from demons like the guy in your piccy than from ppl who know the actual score
Hitchens knew the actual score better than you or any of your idols ever did.
Now put your trip back on fag.

>>81828721
yeah they all say that, literally, when mark was reading the reviews for overdales every other review was
>i-ive never had a contract in my name
>my name
think they're being clever, that because it says john edwards not mark edwards its not them, there was even one review where overdales had responded saying they checked the cctv and its him

>>81828670
we get it you share the mentality of a 16 year old male incel /pol/tard, and have 0 life experience in general

>>81828079
Drinking water increases the risk of water poisoning

>>81828757
It is a bit yeah. I don't really look at prices for food, I just get what I want and then feel depressed when I see the total price at checkout.

>>81828023
If christianity was a cult there wouldnt be over 9000 denominations. U dont get theological differences in cults.However in actual cults like jehovahs witnesses those kind of disagreements arent allowed.

>>81828613
There's a very easy way to get around this. Tellm Paul Bowhill to fuck off and there's literally nothing he can do

sent a tune I've been working on to a friend and he said he really liked it. given me the motivation to get back into recording more stuff again

>>81828785
Its impossible to buy things "full price" unless their supermarket own brand, forced to buy whatever the algorithm has told me to buy reduced via "nectar" or "clubcard" prices, really is a sad state when your shopping is basically dictated by the shop

>>81828789
The only disagreement real christianity allowed was caused by an egotistical king with too much power and a shrimp dick.
Until then the denominations had to fall in line.

>>81828814
Well there was a schism before that.But also ppl werent even literate until last few hundred yrs. So they couldnt even read the bible to disagree. So its not really fair to say that.

DON'T DRINK THAT COFFEE!
There was a fish -in- the percolator

>>81828771
god forbid i find something "Interesting"
i could breathe and get called a poser

>>81828789
any religion that requires tithing like jehovahs witness, islam, etc are cults
jehovahs have to give 10%, muslims have to give all sorts of mad shit to the mosque
passing round a donation plate isn't the same and it isn't mandatory

>>81828826
>ITS NOT FAIR
Neither is your religion so get over it.

Febreze contains chemicals linked to hormone disruption and developmental problems. Febreze contains chemicals linked to neurotoxicity, which means the chemicals are poisonous to the nerves or nerve cells. Febreze contains chemicals that irritate the skin, eyes, and lungs

>>81828841
>and it isn't mandatory
Except when it's socially pressured, like donation plates.
>It's not mandatory, but there are negative consequences if you don't!

>>81828828
proper melty!!

>>81828828
calm down sweetheart nobody has called you a poser, he's just having a melty ignore him

what did they die for

>>81828828
Stop being a poser then, duh.

>pop to the toilet
>walking back to computer
>say out loud:
>"you've got no. jurisdiction. on my faggot anus."

why?

>>81828867
No harm in adding a bit of whimsy to life

>>81828855
there are no negative consequences, lad, if anything someone might take notice and quietly reach out to offer help. honestly lad christians don't judge, it's creepy almost, but they are genuine good people

>>81828828
>breathe
people actually IN the pneumo community don't call it that.

>>81828842
Love n forgiveness is quite fair

>>81828876
true. not a Tourette's thing, bit of a tic like twitching? more like intrusive thoughts. if i was with someone, we'd probably have a laugh about it.
just not womfy.

>>81828877
>honestly lad christians don't judge, it's creepy almost, but they are genuine good people
Yeah sure let me ignore all of human history and anecdotal evidence of judgy christians to come to the same conclusion.
If christians don't judge then why the fuck do they want to make everyone else follow their mortal code?
"Gee I wonder why Americans get circumcised and it's considered the default choice, could it be some christian moral code forcing its ways onto society????"

>>81828891
Is stoning the gays, repressing women, and invading other nations and killing everyone in the name of god also fair?
Or are you gonna pick and choose what you like to ignore Leviticus etc?

If your whole point of "christianity is fair cos jesus said to turn the other cheek" then that's exactly the kind of juvenile thinking I'd expect of a terminally depressed 30s Scotsman hopped up on drugs and fucking degenerate crossdressing for his own wanks (which is against christianty even before the drag side comes into it)

>>81828921
Before Jesus, aka BC in calendar speak, we were all going 2 hell for being complete garbage,Like ppl like me nd all the other ways that ppl are flawed nd the horrible things ppl do from the beginning of our species to right now today.The FAIR thing for God to do would be leave us to it cus we deserve it anyway.Thru his mercy he came to earth as a human nd suffered for us instead.Its quite amazing.

feeding eva choccy biccies

>>81828921
something something mixed fabrics, am i right?

look man i'm not Christian, but they're good at this. they know. theology is a whole field. you're not telling them something 'new', you're certainly not going to convince anyone. and i think you know this too.

>>81828921
Fucking hell lad why don't you pat him on the head and send him on his way now lmfao

i mean a big part of what the catholic denomination do is confessions, you can tell the priest all the fucked up shit you've done, and he will absolve you no questions asked, there are literally no consequences whatsoever because the priest is bound to secrecy via covenant with God himself
>>81828908
>why the fuck do they want to make everyone else follow their mortal code
the crusades ended millennia ago lad
>why Americans get circumcised
if we're spitting out nonsense reasons for it then i reckon its more to do with their large jewish population than the kellogs man, think about it lad, it apparently kicked off late 40s early 50s after the war, loads of jews need to blend in
>>81828921
>stuff from thousands of years ago means i get to be an asshole now
doesnt work like that lad, repent and jesus will save your soul

Do you ever notice how the ugliest women get posted in brit/feel???
I'm noticing.

>>81828952
and what about now? the world isn't any better

Difficult to tell when watching 70s Chinese films if it's a period piece or not because it always looks old timey anyway. Bit confusing.

i will marry eva6

well, it's come up again. time to CONFESS.
>>81828965
>a big part of what the catholic denomination do is confessions, you can tell the priest all the fucked up shit you've done, and he will absolve you no questions asked
i was just lurking a different website on my phone (not saying which) and a chain of comments on one of their subreddits led to someone saying some celebrity had gone from...'womanising and alcoholism' to...'finding Jesus'. that's...bad?
isn't that the whole fucking point?! not to mention it's a rubbish way of looking at addicts, like they're the problem. so what, just tainted forever? i HOPE those lads find Jesus. and that dickheads understand the concept of forgiveness.

(yeah this was just some guy on the internet, but religious or not, it's a smug attitude i see everywhere. does my bonce in.)

Best lass in Twin Peaks? Got to be Audrey to me.
Accidently posted this in /ck/ for fuck sake.

>>81828998
The outside world is a reflection of our internal world Iff More ppl followed jesus nstead of money,worldly status stuff that only benefits themself,our world would be a better place

>>81829014
Shelly is the most attractive objectively.

>>81829013
>someone saying some celebrity had gone from...'womanising and alcoholism' to...'finding Jesus'. that's...bad?
russell brand is a rapist, pretending to find jesus will not save him from the allegations and jesus will not save his soul until he truly repents

>>81829014
only watched s1 and will go back some day, but the smokey-eyed 1950s-looking teenager one.
she was in the Birds of Prey pilot, too, as Harley Quinn. wish they'd kept her.

You can go back but no one will be there

>>81829027
was some other guy, i know Brand and the like do a pattern. that Jimmy Saville drama they did seems to suggest HE played up the "good Catholic, me" act.

forgot what counts as a mortal/unforgivable sin in Catholicism, but it's not like they don't have 'tiers' to this stuff. on a secular, pragmatic level i still think it's right to forgive people if they make amends, even for some pretty heinous stuff. at the very least, to avoid further harm.

>>81829014
Audrey all the way. The thing she does with the cherry stem my god

>>81829014
I would have said Audrey before too but after Laura became my lassie from telly hyperfixation of that month am really more into her i think I might have psy opd myself. Also when i think about it Laura remained pretty interesting in season 3I guess Audreys appearance was interesting in a way but it was just a bit just felt i dont know wasted.Nd then theres the film So i would say Laura now.They are all pretty good though.

>>81829055
>mood: apathetic

Might have an early night me. Feel shattered.

Is that sad cunt moni still writing tha blog? Anyone got a link? What about ebin?

Nvr really felt anything about Donna,Shelley was cute,nd Norma was a nice milf nd RIP julee cruise

>>81829062
suicide is a mortal sin lad, its an affront to God

I'm sorry but Madchen Amick is the most attractive actress. Sherilyn Fenn was attractive but a lot of that was just the way she played the character and she was actually a bit frumpy like Marilyn Monroe. Lara Flynn Boyle was a goddess as well to be fair but she's not to everyone's tastes and she mogged herself very hard IRL.

for me it's shelly

>>81829076
eva6 was 1 when this song was on the internet.

>>81829112
glad someone recognised it lol bet she doesn't know it

>>81829096
When i was reading about the new demonical assisted dying stuff i noticed the doctors specifically dont adminster anything,, They prepare+ give you some poison nd you have to drink it yourself. THEY SCARED! PASSING THE BUCK! EVIL!

>>81829119
isnt apathy just an emotion

>>81829090
Fuck off you fat waste of space, fuck do you do other than add considerable weight to an already overburdened benefit and healthcare system

>>81829124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmZWV7h5VKc
it's from a song

>>81829096
nasty catch-22, that. for me it's stuff like 'fornication' and 'masturbation'. shifting morals and differing interpretations, but it seems pretty clearly 'just don't do it' about it.

in some ways, being Catholic/Christian now is like playing on hard mode. in other ways, we have found cheat codes. like them Jews who can't shave, but some Jews say it's only with a bladed edge so a foil shaver is fine (fuckin hax)

Meet your new (((Harry Potter))) de lids!

Ppl can seethe all they want but theyre seething in Gods creation that they live in.It would be better to swallow your pride nd get saved asap.

>>81829122
that's how Dignitas does it. it is CORRECT and NON-DEMONIC.

poison-drinker's decision/actions, ultimately. doctor can still get to Heaven or whatever, it's not on them.

>>81829098
Theres more than jst which one you want to fuck though,Shelley is hawt but not that exciting in the show,Although she plays her role but everybody watches when Laura's there,In fact u spend most of the show watiting for her to appear.She is the main character simple as.

>>81829151
looks the part, really. he might age weirdly but a lot of the original kids did.
i will even say the Hermione girl is fine because she has the mousy hair, and they'd BETTER DO HER RIGHT this time around.

that said if this series is some kind of terrible clusterfuck, i'm sure i'll still get a kick out of it.

>>81828670
I genuinely do not think you are an adult, not trying to be nasty but if you aren't you might want to do yourself a favor and leave, not good to be interacting with 40 year old baldies on here.

>>81829122
there's a legal distinction between assisted suicide and murder
>>81829149
jews have got loads of workarounds lad
there's an 18 mile long string circling Manhattan so that they can go out on saturdays with their keys and phone because you're not meant to transfer items between a private and public domain meaning your house and the street, but if you enclose the entire area with a string its alright
there's loads of shit the jews cant do on saturday but they do it anyway with mad workarounds, you're not meant to create a fire which means all electronic switches are no good because a spark is a fire, but if you leave the light on and physically cover it with a shade or use a timer so that (You) aren't turning the light on, then it's alright
some of the christian sects have workarounds for fornication too, have a look what soaking is

>>81829156
They are manipulating ppl into self-murder,not good

still waiting to see who plays my favourite character, Gary.

didn't get a reply first time, so the mong tried again

>>81829151
Won't be watching a fucking second of this shite.

>>81829185
Show goes to shit whenever her killer is revealed and Lynch leaves. It becomes weird for the sake of it by a bunch of untalented TV directors who can't replicate Lynch's genius. Fire Walk With Me and The Revival are pure kino though.

Nvm found poleys blog and jesus Christ this shit has been going on for over 10 years?! I have questions

Is poley still trooning on black market hormones?

What poor fuck from here was living with him?

>>81829206
i don't see it that way. mad seeing progressive disability campaigners go, "it COULD push disabled people into suicide".
and yeah that's awful but like, are yous not the ones who want that? what if you had some disability that worsened, created chronic pain? what if you wanted to die before serious memory loss type issues, when you had the capacity to make that decision?

had to learn about end-of-life care stuff once and it's all just so fucking grim. i think just being in a hospice would wreck me. IF someone wants to self-murder, and it's of their own volition, you can set that up for them just as you can give someone medicine. (plenty of religious beliefs are weird about blood/surgery/etc, if that's THEIR choice, fine.)

if you see someone with their keys clipped to their belt there's a good chance they are jewish, especially if it's a saturday, it's another workaround for the public private domain thing, you're not carrying the keys, they just happen to be hanging from your clothing

>>81829218
>weird for the sake of it
THANK YOU

I never took to S3 and this is exactly why.

>>81829187
I just don't see the point of it if they're going to make it so aesthetically similar to the film series. I shall wait and see. I loved the books and films when I was younger so I'll definitely check it out. A few of the later films really didn't do the books justice at all (not that their masterpieces, they just left a lot of details out). I hope they have a tight production schedule so the kids don't age.

>>81829218
If they ended it with s1 that wouldve been ok probly yeah but s2 is ok imo at least half of it is entertaining, There is deffo some utter fucking pish as well though like the whole motorbike hotel mistress thing James had i dont even remember the point in that but it was boring. Bt other eps like Miss Twin Peaks nd stuff is still enjoyable to me Its not like the first season but its good for what it is at least i enjoy it.

>>81829247
I just told you The Revival is kino. It's pure Lynchian kino, not weird for the sake of it. I was referring to season 2 after Lynch fucks off to film Wild at Heart and has nothing to do with the show until he came back for the finale.

>>81829247
t. doesn't have a light

>>81829262
Ah fuck gotta stop sniffing glue

>>81829256
Yeah it's still enjoyable but without Lynch it's just not the same. The James biker stuff was hilarious and the weird shit with Norma and all that.
Fucking Hell I am remembering my absolute mental excitement and hype when they announced The Revival with that teaser with the theme tune.
Check this kino me lid.
https://youtu.be/e-eqgr_gn4k?si=14N6kljyhdgwf9v5

>>81829250
the films definitely aren't old enough to be 'old', and i think they'll always be mostly timeless. the CGI troll and centaur in the first one look like dog shit, but at least it's back when 3D model CGI was significant. the Jason and the Argonauts skeletons and the Terminator look really janky, they're still cool effects.

nowadays they really can just do anything. they could make Hogwarts in one of those green screen Unreal Engine rooms. no need to go out to cathedrals to film a corridor scene. nothing is magical any more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRqY1nxGGE4
here, they just switch on a bulb and a wind machine. and it is kino.

Invitation to love x

hell you wouldn't even have to dress up The Shambles nowadays. every other shop is full of Harry Potter tat anyway.

>>81829275
That episode was a real litmus test. I know some people who gave up after that. I feel bad for classic Twin Peaks fans because The Revival was more for Lynch fans as it barely resembled the original show at all in terms of tone. Yeah, it's Twin Peaks but it more resembles something like Mulholland Drive or Lost Highway half the time.

wrote some more guitar for me death metal song, at 1.5 minutes I am so far, coming up with a solo am I not

The only thing I hate about Lynch was his incessant promotion of that Hollywood meditation cult for years.

>>81829122
One of my fears is when I die the government will preform an unnecessary autopsy on me and harvest my organs for experiments or BBQ. Thats why when I eventually take my own life I will do it in a secluded location ao the cunts cant find me and abuse my body.

>>81829339
have you seen what they actually do in an autopsy? genuinely grim, disrespectful and a bit demonic ngl. Take your eyes out, your bollocks, all your organs taken out then shoved into a waste disposal bag that goes in your body cavity, skull cracked open so they can take brain samples, just sounds grim layed out on a cold steel table to have your blood drained and your bits messed with.

Was in the car today and I was laughing to myself at random thought popped in my head. A stupid meme photo where John Lennon shapeshifts into a swastika in the 1960s on stage. Not sure why these random thoughts enter my head and make me laugh.

Corrrrr... gonna stick Tomb of the Mutilated on.

>>81829359
Exactly. I do not want my body being defiled like that after death. Ive already suffered enough being alive, don't desecrate me while I am dead.

there are documentaries about assisted suicide, worth a watch

>>81829390
titles lid?

>>81829390
Seen the one in Canada where the suicide pod failed and the woman was half dead and the doctor had to finish her off because the poison didnt work. Fucking horrible.

>>81829376
for me? the cryptic stench followed by addicted to vaginal skin and beyond the cemetery but specifically the moscow live version of beyond the cemetery. Luv the intro riff to cryptic stench.

>>81829338
that's a strange one. meditation is great, but the Transcendental Meditation System(TM) is very cult-like even if it's all real.

there's a video of Lady Gaga wandering nude around some yogi's retreat, maybe as some kind of promo. or 'part of the practice'. why, i say. WHY?

>>81829387
beyond disrespectful the shit they do, just butchered on a table basically, I dont care if I'm dead its still grim

>>81829428
I always wonder if Jim Carrey actually liked Cannibal Corpse or he was just playing along.

>>81829395
how to die in oregon
terry pratchett choosing to die
the suicide tourist

>>81829387
jews have got it right lad. no autopsies, no embalming, straight in the ground within 24 hours

>>81829473
apparently he wanted napalm death instead but couldn't get them so settled for cannibal, according to the centuries of torment documentary series he was knowledgeable on cannibal corpse and discussed various songs at length with them so I think so, weather he still is I have no idea. Apparently that scene was taken in mostly silence as well which is amusing, must have been amusing filming it without making actual noise.

>>81829473
he was actually a huge fan
watch the "centuries of torment" vids on youtubes

>>81829506
Cannibal Corpse makes more sense considering they are from Florida. Good documentary, I watched it on YouTube like 15 years ago or something. 17 years later and they're still going strong. Thoughts on Napalm Death yourself? Enjoy quite a few of their albums.

Sorry forgot they are from New York. I just associate them with the Florida scene at that time tbqh.

>autopsies
>suicide documentaries
>cannibal corpse
>napalm death

we metal as fuck tonight lids

>>81829528
ngl I have barely listened to napalm death, dont know why, done the others though, took me ages to sit through obituary as well as I was busy listening to other death metal like regurgitation, incantation, malevolent creation, monstrosity, pyrexia, lividity etc. I should put them on and see what the crack is. I like new yorks scene tho, suffocation are very good and I quite like mortician

i think about death, sometimes.

but i am not afraid to admit i am EMOTIONAL and i like emo music. i just have a tortured soul but it's more on the INSIDE than, say, maggots infesting a wound.

>>81829528
Ive been listening to the same songs and the same bands for the past 15 years now I rarely find new songs to listen to.

>>81829338
Yea i do agree.It was cringe af.
>>81829245
I dont know but theyll extend it to mental health which can change when I was very depressed I wanted assisted dying n i used to sit on sanctionsui site all day nd if it was legal a doctor probly would have done it for me,,Like the Dutch lassie nd other ppl that done it.There was a guy in a newspaper in Edinburgh that was on the front page just like that "Let me die please" He was early 30s nd physically fine but traumatised frm abuse.In our world now politicians will be quicker to recommend terminating yourself or aborting a baby instead of making the world a better place to live in that ppl wont be as suicidal Nd end of life can be managed by drugs surely Or if it was really extreme why not an induced coma or something until they pass naturally.Nd speak to a priest first.Itll just be like that though."Youve had a good innings see you later pal" *jag* At the end of the day the human body is Gods creation nd its not up to us to terminate it nd choose when it dies any more than youd be allowed to terminate another persons body.All the bodies humans n animals belong to God.I dont know if theres a loophole or something but it just gives me bad voodoo feeling anyways.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm9eqilksRI
i liked this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwMbs56eDro&t=16s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5ftCJWnR0Q&t=874s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JXVVU2tIRs

been making a conscious effort to not listen to the same bands and to expand my sweaty neckbeard core music tastes have i not

>>81829582
Stick their debut Scum on. Still one of my favourites. For a more modern Napalm Death, Utilitarian (2012) is really good. Pretty sure Napalm Death were in an episode of Skins for some reason. That was cringe because the metalhead character was acting all patrician and kvlt but had Downing Pool as his alarm clock.
Love a bit of Malevolent Creation (Stillborn is my favourite) myself.

>>81829590
I fw titlefight, if you like emo and angsty music thats quite decent

heeaaaaad iiiiiiiiiiin the ceeeeeeeeeeiliiiiiiiiiing faaaaaaaaaan agaaaaaaaaain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu9KgGqXDyw

>>81829613
Sorry to tell you this but women can't be autistic. It's just women trying to take something else away from men.

>>81829492
>terry pratchett choosing to die
I saw this. You actually see a guy kill himself at Dignitas

The idea like "Some ppls mental health is terminal it wont improve" is an opinion at the end of the day.Sorry but most psychiatry is made up quackery nd we know it.U dont run a test for Like "schizoid disorder" Nd find it with a microscope nd then take antibiotics to get rid of it.ITs literally just playing guess the label based on subjective feelings.Not saying theres not something real underneath.But ppl get hung up on thinking the labels are real.Its just descriptions of whats real.So doctors will be like that."Its terminal their life will never improve" Have u explained that Jesus loves them? "No but we did a question and answers sheet where they said they had a bad childhood nd dad didnt love them nd they have a bipolar personality so its over they will never recover" AS IF!!!!!!!!!!! Yea theres some terminal conditions.......Physical ones.Meaning they cant be cured yet.Byut listen.The human body can heal from anything but u have to believe that healing can take place.A lot of healing is mental.If you plant ideas in ppls heads that its useless nd they might as well give up nd rope they will take that to heart over time they will become convinced nd their nervous system will follow suit.Its all messed up.

>>81829633
do you like tigers jaw too? x

>>81829622
I'll put it on whilst waging tomorrow, only decent thing about it is finding new stuff, I am a fan of stillborn, although I am partial to retribution. Quite like nile as well thats been going on more recently.

THEY THOUGHT IT WAS OVER
IT'S NOT OVER
I'LL BE BACK
I'VE GOT MY AXE
RAAAARRRGGGGHH

>>81829666
never heard of them but after listening to it for 5 seconds that can go in the playlist

>>81829682
Corrr, Nile are incredibly based. Like that cunts other band too where it's about the Roman Empire or something. See if you can find the Full Dynamic Range remaster of Scum, those Earache remasters are really good IMO and I usually hate remasters (Dave Mustaine looking at you).

>>81829696
i recommend you check out citizen and turnover too, all similar and were on the same record label

Listening to random playlists or hitting shuffle is extremely normie behaviour.

>>81829613
whoa this really got across the feeling of being an awkward teenage girl.

me? i watch REAL slop about autistic cartoon girls with TTS voices
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S34R-twyGG4&t=563s

unironically into these now. /co/ is right. this guy is a genius.

Ex Deo is actually yer man from Kataklysm. Thought it was the singer from Nile for some reason.
https://youtu.be/NSW01sWSPQY?si=rq7L4Wg_1HMpCYJx

Applying for this, desu.

>>81829794
No need for this when you can use a nappy.

>>81829803
My botty my choice.

>>81829807
You're arse my poo simple as. Gib me da poo de lid.

>>81829812
If you want to doxx yourself, I'll shit in a carrier bag and post it to you.

Bartleby Montclair of Dresdin x his bitch Sonic = goals

Who is she?
Who is she x

>>81829812
Sorry, I forgot to say
>You're arse

>>81829794
does 'ketamine bladder' count, or did i bring that on myself so i deserve the consequences?

>>81829821
Vacuum seal it me, lid. I live in Wareham and it AIN'T illegal.

>>81829826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sk78uP9m-E

was reading about the anorexia stuff earlier, it sad.

Imogen was a qt too
BB7

>>81829836
I don't think it does, but, it probably does, they'll have a drug misuse system.

>>81829852
good book, this. even the fake names and graphic design are spot on, had in me stitches.

>>81829821
do you want me address lad x

Writing is in the wall for us lads
>Reddit's UK users must now prove they're 18 to view adult content
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/07/reddit-starts-verifying-ages-of-uk-users-to-comply-with-child-safety-law/

>>81829862
do you know of any 'i belong in the gutter, please direct/throw me to the nearest gutter' schemes?

>>81829878
what happened to
>[ ] I am 13 years or older and agree to the forum's Terms & Conditions
? what was the problem?

FEELING VERY FUCKING VENOMOUS AND ANGRY! WHO IS SHE

>>81829878
>ofcom says law just the "first step"
hmmmm......

>>81829879
There could be a group in your area. Have a google and see what is out there.

https://youtu.be/bqlW5BoMzgc it were a better time

May as well leave now if I'm gonna be banned anyway. Cold turkey. Corrrr. Bastids. It not right.

>>81829911
If you're going to do that, you might as well wait. What if you do it, then keir U turns?

Forgot bout that right said fred ahh bald guy

>>81829826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WHpZgAqFUY
this

>>81829899
nah the gutters around here are VERY exclusive. you can't just rock up and become one of them. takes years.

>>81829924
Ain't gonna be a u-turn, pensioners don't browse online porn, they're too busy wanking to the thought of millennials unable to afford a house.

>>81829937
millennial melty

When I post on /britfeel/ my dick is hard

watched a bit of the last Big Brother with a friend because we thought it'd be a laugh
just lost track, really, but Lily was cute. just wanted to eat her Biscoff spread and that.

>>81829965
>watching big brother
>in 2025
it was shite as soon as it moved to channel 5

For me it was Kate Lawler from season 3 (2002). Fuck me I'm old.

>>81829976
it's on fucking ITV now.

yeah it was absolute wank. even as pure drama you're meant to care about. still remember when it was new and novel. it WAS a social experiment before all the scandalous shite, people agreed to just be filmed 24/7. that was insane. was.

>Big Brother House, this is Davina, you are live on Channel 4, please do not say f*ck or bugger.

>>81829991
She was fit.
Was jade goodie in the first one? And some souf geezer called bubble?, and that craig the builder fella. I think they were in the OG BB.

>>81830005
Never understood this as Big Brother always aired after the watershed. Corrr, imagine trying to explain the watershed to a zoomer.

>>81830005
Hello davina, before we go on air, can we still say twat?

>>81830018
gimmick lad

>>81830014
Jade was in the same series (3) as Kate. She was a vile cunt. Alison Hammond was series 3 too. A good year. The gay Irish fella won the second or first series I think and he even hosted a series or two on Channel 5.

weird how people cared about stuff like Big Brother in primary school.

>who do YOU think shot Phil in Coronation Street?
>don't know mate. more into Cardcaptors.

big brother is for absolute gimps

>>81830061
nah it is like watching living before your eyes.

can't relate to watching Superman fly around and fight Lex Luthor. i just can't.

>>81830037
Just googled, and nasty nick was in the first series. Craig the builder was in the first series. I (obviously remember wrongly but) remeber watching those firast series thinking it was mental.

Am surprised Nadia was the fifth series.It feels like smth from the very start.It was too grown up for me to see that year.2004,,Yeah I guess that makes sense.Probly the year after that id watch it.Definitely 06 anyways.

>>81830061
Well modern BB is yeah the old ones were good before it turned into some love island bs

Ckin hell thought that was out mark for a moment there.

>>81830152
You need real friends lad. Sort your life out.

>>81830152
Keep getting flooded with that shite in my suggestions

Its a pretty odd bunch of ppls.The afro middle eastern guy gavem e the creeps.I didnt think anthony seemed like winner material.George galloway one was the peak.Dnt remember any of them after that.

decided i'm going to live my holodeck afterlife in Smallville, if that's alright with you lads?

Id say am baffled......Id say am muddled,boggled,stunned,confused.com x

>>81830171
Not interested in having friends. I am perfectly content being alone thank you very much.

eva6 on the verge of asking B if he'd like to be friends, reading that he doesn't want any, and changing her mind.

good day today, lads?

>>81830262
not really no x

>>81830262
Had TWO appointments today. Ckin hell one is enough. Came home and watched a bit of Star Trek thats it.

>>81830262
Had worse lad

Hope this lad dosent get penalised by the DWP for this.

>>81830209
Mine will be in 80s/90s Japan as an asexual foid who likely dies in a drift race on a mountainpass

>>81830338
Really enjoyed this post. Keep it up

My happy place

yummy yummy yummy
all for the king
all for the king

ready for another day of work tomorrow i guess
only half day though get in

FUCK'S SAKE JONATHAN
LET CLARK KEEP LEX'S CAR

what are these morals man? more like Pa Cunt.

>>81830475
all my days are like 1/2 days, except they're divided by themselves, to make 0.

Really enjoyed that Knockabout (1979). Sammo Hung could fairly move about for being a fat bastard.

getting my hair layered and thinned maybe

Quite stressed yday. Hope tomroz is easier

>>81830589
they're gonna fuck it up lad

>>81830589
weren't you all proud about it being naturally long? i guess except for your fringe.

not a hair lore expert. i just read posts. everyone hear is balding or a long-haired metalhead, EVERYONE

>>81830608
thinned and layered doesnt mean it gets shorter specifically

>>81830607
hahaha i wonder if crossdressing people do struggle with this
>cut my hair, like a woman's
>mate, i don't know how tell you this, but your hairline i--
>JUST CUT IT LIKE A WOMAN'S

>>81830616
fair fair. you just have long straight hair, you are UNDOING PROGRESS.

get a perm, go for the >>81830602 look
(and i DON'T mean the painting ;))

>>81830589
definitely! how about you try chatting to the person who cuts your hair

maybe i should try chatting to the person who cuts my hair.

"hi mum, been a bit."

Am like this constantly when am laptop posting then cross my legs once my knees hurt

>>81830602
Always rooting for you Crossy.
>>81830589
Need mine trimmed to shoulder length and dead ends chopped off. Hate going to the hairdressers though.

I would never orbit a woman

>>81830705
The women orbit Blad (not intentionally).

>>81830683
you also eat sweets, you are like L from Death Note

>>81830689
have you ever tried to cut your own hair? daft go during lockdown, or anything?
(considering buzzing my head because of the heat, but then i'd wait for it to grow, have to get it cut properly in the future anyway... never managed a solo short-back-and-sides)

>>81830730
actually lol'd at this. for fuck's sake /britfeel/. waking the neighbours.

Another painting I like its about death
>>81830733
Haha luv L

Very big in irl

Shppy was liek oh yeah my great grandad sum painter guy *only 1 of the most famous English painters ever* yeah just some guy am like that aye? Thinking the story would continue nd he's like that yeah my great great something grandad pretty kewl nd am Like aye. Just made me laff the stuff he gets worked up ahout talking about at length nd then jst brush over this like it's nothing

>>81830733
I buzzed my head once around 11 years ago after a bit of a manic episode but must let it grow since. Trim every couple of years when I can muster the energy to visit the hairdressers. I definitely regretted buzzing it. I just prefer long hair to be honest.
>>81830751
Me on the bottom right trying to crawl back into the womb.

This nigga wud be related to isaac newton nd hed be like yeah anyway i went to a new toby today

>>81830784
Lol yea x

Think I'll leave the Jimmy Saville fan club. The noncing was the last straw.

I think i talked to my uncle about shppy in real life when i was smashed that night,,Its just the next morning he was saying how id mentioned that id talked to someone abuot how he my uncle had studied gaelic at the college in Skye nd am like that Aye.....................? No memory of it but thats what he said nd the only person that would be is shppy, To be honest,Its not even something Id remember myself, Nevermind blurt it out while am steaming but then again it happens,,Ave done that a lot yeah when i was talking to somebody yeah somebody i know As if its like an actual pal in real life when its literally "Anonymous" online but they dont know that But Generally i have a habit of assuming that everybody knows exactly what am talking about while am talking which leads to a few misunderstandings,,Which generally arent on purpose The thing about that is once it happens if you try to explain what happened ppl think youre talking shite nd you meant to say whatever they think you said,,9 times out of 10 that happens but if i made a mistake i try to explain neway incase they are willing to have a dialogue nd have a friendship going forward but majority of the time its nae use

>Small 4 inch willy
>5ft6 height
God was laughing when he made me x

The search for peace will continue neways x

>>81830864
I have talked about online pals as if they were real pals to people IRL when drunk. Just to save face really so I don't seem like such a friendless loser. The worst is when people ask you what you do for a living. I just tell people I'm autistic and don't work and it shuts them up.

>>81830865
Hair lassie said everything happens for a reason.Theres more to life than having a big willy x

>>81830897
having a big willy is important lid. not just for sex but it being a pride thing for a man and helping with overall confidence

>>81830909
>>81830897
I know for a fact if I lost weight my cock would be massive. Feels good but also feels bad because I'm a fat fuck.

>>81830897
hair lassie wouldn't go with anyone under 6inch

>>81830894
I was very lucky that night cus we mostly sat at this one table for a few hrs,,Which was me then my sister to my right nd her bf to her right nd then my big cousin,her husband nd her son thats on the spectrum in front of me Nd also my stpdads nephew on my left thats Chad-lite but hes a cool guy nd relaxed nd mostly was speaking to other ppl next to him.So more or less everyone around me was ppl that already knew the score.At sum point my cousin did say something like Are you working or w/e nd my wee sis was like that "Hes between jobs" or something LOL nd I was jst like that *nod* nd my cousin was like that Oh kewl nd we moved on. I HAD THOUGHT this night was gna be a thing of like Walking around a room nd talking to all different ppl which had me shit scared but i never spoke to a soul there who didnt already know me so ach it wasnt bad,,Nd by the time we did stand up again and Yes I had a dance with my mammy n that Which was recorded on a video camera that I didnt consent to,,But I was so BLADDERED by that time nd everybody else was that Itd gotten past the point ppl would ask u stuff about a job or something It was more like Real human chat nd Incoherent cavemen chat nd singing nd etc. The only problem was I did actually drink too much overall so thats how it ended up I Blacked out, Nd I dont remember anything between leaving the bar with my family nd then waking up in the hotel with very warm piss nd vomit all over the floor nd All the rest of it but Primarily I was afraid of that I might have pure embarrassed my mammy or said/did something really bad but to be honest I think i was just being paranoid, Nobody said anything like that to me,Nd everybodys been saying how they had such a good night n stuff.So am pretty pleased about how it all went now considering I was so anxious about it to begin with nd wished i could jst stay in hotel room.If I could go back nd drink less I would but it could have gone much worse.

>>81830909
Y does it matter thou if youre not using it? Not being funny. I hump the pillow to m*sturbate nd I sit down to pp so I barely even see my pp even in the shower ave got my specs off so its just a blur like a Japanese porn vid.

>>81830638
my hair is naturally slightly with small curls on the end
my mother says i should be happy for them as a lot of ppl are jealous but i never understood

>>81831003
why do you sit down to pee lid

I suppose in a hotel the walls will b thin so Its quite likely they all heard me throwing up at night nd thats why my stpdad was like that "I'll be detoxing today like [my name]" nd he laffed nd i was like that "?" I was worried he was attacking me nd what that meant. But if it was really something bad i wouldve known by now. So am calmed down about it all.

>>81831055
Am not really sure why it started honestly its just the way i do it I will stand up if its a urinal in somewhere public bc sitting down in a public toilet is sketchy AF with w/e might be on those seats from ppl but in my own home i sit dont know why really just do Its only a little bit more effort nd it feels more hygienic so youre not slightly pissing on the toilet seat on accident etc

Back on my god freak arc nd feeling very good x
Must start a youtube channel for talking about gospel x
I cant do these things if its just me but holy spirit can do it thru me x
I will serve w/e it asks x

>>81831016
Same actually my hair naturally curls and flicks at the end. My sister asked me how I get it like that and it's just natural. More pronounced if I don't brush it when it's drying.

>>81831135
In my late teens I bought a King James bible (the one with really thin pages) and read it every night before bed, said my prayers (Our Father, Hail Mary) and that. I would also watch a daily mass live stream every day, too anxious to go to a real church (I am confirmed but haven't done confession in years or taken communion). I was like trying to make it my whole personality and got really absorbed. A few months later I packed it in but I still feel drawn to churches (the nice catholic cathedrals not the protestant shitboxes).

>>81831176
ITs essential to go I feel like.Cus the church is a emulation of God's kingdom on earth.But am also too anxious.Not been since my aunty passed away.Which was 2022.Ages now really.Its really bad.I hope that i get more courage.I havent been to the group i was going to either in ages so its kinda like that.I would rather go to church than anything else that ave got on my calendar tho.Its jst hard when youve got out of it for a long while.

Dnt like this humid air feel pure woozy n out of it the whole day n waking up sweating

I didnt even notice what time there I always get signs about this subject religion at 2:22.Thast wild.2022 as well.

Wish i had a church pal in irl x

I try again tmz x

Got my eye test booked4 thursday x

Only true liminal queens still awake x

A lot of the youtubers ave been listening to lately is protestant Something ave thought is their way of doing things lends more to anxiety bc its not necessarily as communal or doesnt have to be,Nd its more about your own inner relationship with God rather than things that you do in the outside world so its less bad on your nerves like that.Thats jst my impression anyway like it would be easier to just pick ti up n start going as a prod.However,id like to just get started again in any type of way now It doesnt matter to me jst w/e works.

A few prod denoms i like Lutheran, what's called the "wee frees" in Scotland which is presbyterian I fink,,I pretty much want to go back catholic church purely bc of my aunty,,so I will bc I feel like I have to bc she's calling me to, but after that ill be open minded, if its about jesus then ots all good

>>81830897
cor she gave a lot of wisdom, didn't she? she's spot-on about the willies.

>>81830894
i guess nowadays people marry their AIs and that, whereas it's not even that weird to have online pals. knew people who ended up dating in-person because they were chatting on Discord, blew my mind. like when you heard about people getting married in WoW, that type of thing. except now it's NORMAL.

>>81831480
LQ gang. might sleep soon. put the washing in too late in the day, i've squandered a perfectly good heatwave that could have dried my bedding in no time

bedding is dry, bed is comfy.

night /britfriends/, take it easy

Just been on the computer for a bit. Not for me. I think I will always be a wablet man from now on.

>>81831749
thats odd to me. i cant imagine anything other than using a PC to browse the internet. tablets have tiny screens

>>81831679
Good night n sweet dreams babes x
>>81831749
Am on laptop bit more these days still mostly phone tho

Phone does give me a headache if i use it too long so iswitch to laptop

>>81831826
I just lie in bed on the wablet very comfy

Ofcom will separate me frm my britfeel brothers

Forgot fluoxetine today

>>81831927
what will you do if you cant post here anymore

>>81832134
Sort out my life, mayb tryn get a gf x

>>81832134
Am not sure rly desu, it may be for the best for me personally speaking,,bt ill still be sad, what will u do?

Bennies jst dropped xxxx

>>81832390
Oh it lush. What are you spending your wages on?

Dont want to go to sleep but I have to because its so late.

>>81832429
Jst saving it for now

This nonce is whos replacing gregg as presenter on masterchef.GRIM!

It 4 am, off the vidya now and thinking about her. It not right she deleted her yt. I guess that really means she is no longer interested for certain.

>>81832511
#BringBackGregg

I wonder if Gregg has been to The Swan, as featured on BBC News.

Funny how they had gregg Wallace hung drawn and quartered over a few appropriate jokes but they brushed the pedo shit under the rug once again with Huw Edwards. Huw must have been higher up on the ladder or had connections with the higher ups.

Limmy HATES Gregg Wallace he thinks hes a right cunt.

>>81832535
Did you know that Shippy is a nonce?

>>81832571
No, I thought that was Lollers. Most men are at least into teenagers.

>>81832557
>>81832567
big body, small brain.

>>81832584
Sounds like youre a nonce too

>>81832600
It's legal to have sex with girls over the age of consent. If it were an issue, they would raise it.

Why do rich people like golf so much?

>>81832605
if its legal why dont you do it

>>81832638
Females in general do not want sex with me.

I would like to bond more wiv my stepdd but i dont know how to
I never had any father or male figures in my house growing up so am not good at talking with older men nd how to talk to them
Am not sure what is sum stuffs that you can talk with older guys aboit
Stuff that my stpdad likes is,,, Model trains n aeroplanes. Nd real ones as well.Going on holidays.Cars,,Stuff with union jacks on it.Fixing cars,DIY,gardening kind of but my mammy mostly do that,Stuff about world war 2,beer, the band Supertramp,ppl that have jobs,my mam,Rangers FC.
You know the house we live in now that my mammy bought in 2009,,I felt so peaceful when we moved here bc the last place we stayed before was really not great.
I learned that my mammy was short of 8 grand to get the mortgage nd my stpdad gave it to her. That rly changed a lot in my life n mental health improvement etc,I owe him a lot.
But ave spat it back in his face before. Just bc am insecure nd just not a good person when am in a bad way.
Its sad bc we dont get on that well but hes a rly nice guy nd i should try harder. You know.
This is part of my missions for this year,,To build more friendship.

back's fucked de lids shan't be going to work

What kind of music do you listen to, Ruthmong?

Am thinking if i approach bonding with ppl like Stardew valley where you build up their hearts its gonna be better than not trying anything

>>81832626
Why do rich people like Ruth's daddy want to pay less tax?

>>81832706
its never enough, de lad

I wonder what their connections to the British Broadcasting Corporation are.

Ruth worked as an intern for the BBC

funny how so many tv station or news outlets are called "abc"

>>81832658
Stop being a weak mong. Women with sclerosis manage to work and go backpacking.

>>81832785
*scoliosis

Every fucking time. Lovely lass by the way.

>>81832785
does laura have a job?

Ruthmong has dandruff

>>81832767
I'm sure she likes her BBC.

>>81832670
I don't really listen to much music. If I do it's not modern trash. I don't think it's appropriate for me to get into specifics.

>>81832795
She works in a shoe shop. That's why she has a good amount of shoes.

>>81832799
I do sadly.

>>81832867
A smart girl like her shouldn't have to work a shit minimum wage like that.

>>81832876
Having a degree in archaeology and living in this shit country is probably not the best combination.

Imagine being a 20yo woman and still having the emotional response of a child.

>>81832929
Ruthmong is 34 and has the emotional response of a child. When he loses in his video games he lashes out and makes his mother cry.

What's the point applying for jobs now when AI is replacing everything?

>>81832993
I try not to let my emotions get the better of me but sometimes it's all too much. It's because I have no life.

>>81833011
AI isn't replacing my job

Heavy rain where I live. Imagine being a wagie and having to go outside in this kind of weather to wait for a bus or something lol

corr time for a new thread soonish is it now

>>81833176
I have to wage but the rain is comfy to me, been looking forward to walking in the rain for a while now, missed it. Only 10 mins on foot. That being said I really cant be arsed, I hate waging this is pointless.

>>81833646
My shoes let through water so walking in the rain is a big no no for me

Go on, get to work wagies. I'm not working with immigrants that accept poverty pay. Rather be dead than work some shit job.

Rather be living it up adult daycare aka prison than slave.

>>81832795
She's a wagie but in an easy, relaxed job. Only males do boring jobs.

>>81833837
>adult daycare aka any office job
ftfy lad

Ruthmong should make a new thread imo

>>81834004
Takes too much effort and I'm going to bed anyway.

>>81834048
>Takes too much effort
I don't think so

>>81834004
baking lads, be a few mins

Whenever you're ready gents

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