Thread 81830990

Fruity ver.

Previously on /r9gay/
>>81812138

>>81830990 (OP)
Boy am I glad that this is the first thing anyone will see when cracking this thread open

>>81830990 (OP)
Femboys smell bad. Why is that?

ugh, I need to get my butt stuffed.

Don't make me delete it out of spite again

>>81831029
i wish i had a boy that smelled bad my god

>>81831034
I'LL STUFF YOUR BUTT WITH TOYS AND DICK

>>81831036
soz not soz lolllll

>>81831052
:3
thank you! now I just an fbf to do this every day!!

Time to get out the trash even though all I want to do is just go to bed even though it's just 9pm. I feel like an old man already.

I like to pretend story is actually a 10/10 femboy on the longest bait con of all time

no /r9gay/ post in 8 minutes, is it over?????

>>81831192
everyone is just taking their time, let's >tfw no [blank] bf post till they get here

>>81831064
I'm not much of an every day person sadly but usually a few times a week when moods align and horny morning cuddles happen

>>81831219
I'd be ok with that honestly, anything more than what I get now is a HUGE upgrade [I get nothing at all right now because I don't have a bf]

>>81831232
That sucks. Maybe try scruff or grindr. There lots of kind and respectable guys on there that are looking for bfs and not just hookups

Epic bait post above

>>81831239
look around little chuddy.. theres many fish in the sea..

>>81831239
Just post your country and maybe someone lives in the same one as yours and you could see them every week.

>>81831280
IDK what scruff is, but I'm thinking about trying grindr out.

I'll let him cure for now but I think he turned out good. I hope.

>>81831369
Looks good to me. Nice job on them!

>>81831505
I'll spray him with lacquer tomorrow afternoon.

Also gotta fill out a j*b application tonight. Fun!

>>81831541
Where at brad? Is this how you're going to buy more transformers?

>>81831586
>Where at brad?
Preferrably somewhere you don't find out where I work at.
>Is this how you're going to buy more transformers?
Yes, but of course. As well as clothes as my mother so likes to remind me to buy instead of my plastic robot men toys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWqw3x3dS28

My work is making me do 10hr shifts I already had no sex life but now I'm definitely not going to get one

>>81831609
Local place then or a big corpo? Not like anyone cared when we knew meow worked at McDonalds.

>>81831624
Probably maccas tier, so yea big corpo.
>>81831611
God bless your poor soul...

I'm dreading my eventually time as a wagie, assuming I even live that long or can get a job being my age with absolutely zero work history.

>>81831633
And despite making a decent amount above minimum wage the most I can afford is a 1 bedroom apartment in a ghetto so I'm not sure why I'm even working so hard when it's still not enough to live off of

I'm never going back to waging
Bullet to the brain ez

Idk if getting a job will improve my chances of finding a bf but I guess it can't hurt...

>>81831707
Nigga what state do you live in? Downtown york?

Wageslaving isn't going to increase my height or the length of my penis having money will never get me laid

>>81831759
I'm a europoor too many taxes and too many migrants can't afford anything anymore

had a longer than normal social interaction with a cute guy today. im finally becoming norm

hank hill ass nigga

>>81831785
God bless you europoors getting your cuntry taken over by arabs... Which one if I may ask?

>>81831803
I come from western europe sometimes I wish I was from the east cause they don't get as many immigrants but then I remember none of them are white to begin with so it doesn't matter for them

At least you get free healthcare and stuff, can't be that bad.

That only matters if you're a fat amerilard with diabetes or something and most jobs already come with health insurance so there's literally no point in free healthcare other then to divert funds from taxpaying citizens to pay for the healthcare of worthless deadbeat drug addicts and immigrants

Crazy there's 200 million western europoors vs 1.5 billion jeets...

trvke of the millennium

Most fags are also druggies though so you probably want free healthcare so normal healthy people can pay for when your worthless druggie ass gets an od and shipped off to the hospital

>>81830990 (OP)
I am NOT fruity

I can't fathom being old or sick

>>81831849

>fat amerilard with diabetes

Hi there. Though I only have prediabetes as of right now.

they should deport all the druggies to Israel and make them build Trump gaza

I have a chronic illness I got at 18 shortly after getting abandoned by a bpdemon.
never date alt guys, they're charming but poisonous.

>>81831979
>>81831992
AIDS?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4FOQCp4K-I

Going out like Eazy E did..

Free healthcare is basically a way for the scum of society to intentionally make all the mistakes they possibly can and then pass on all the responsibility of their mistakes onto taxpayers when in reality natural order and darwinism should have ended their lives a long time ago

I don't fuck with the kumbaya shit.

>>81832035
>>81831975
>>81831904
>>81831849
all of this is true.

Do you guys ever get that doppleganger thing where you see someone that looks exactly like you? I just saw someone post a dick pic that looks exactly like mine and they even have the same exact body hair as me

So you're saying me, who has neglected my health for my entire life and never worked a day of it, should get no healthcare paid for by tax payers? You're mean.

>>81832080
any time i see a pic of dad when he was younger

my fathuw looked like Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems. I don't wanna talk about it.

they just need to cut some noses off the price gougers in healthcare. problem solved. no freebies

Even the veins on this cock pic match up exactly the same as mine this dick literally looks identical to mine in every way

I've decided I'm going to save the dick pic and if anyone ever asks me for one I'll just show them this instead

I am older than my father was when he died but he had blonde hair and blue eyes, very European looking.

>>81831923
This was the dick post I was talking about just for clarification

>>81832207
wtf you're a monster.

>>81832207
that's yours minus 7 inches and the foreskin. also why did he shave all stupid like??

My dick is small and very ugly.

>>81831024
wtf i never noticed that stripe in the middle. that does kind of annoy me when this obviously shouldve been a bicolor

>>81831029
ive never met a femboy in real life, is this true?

i gotta come up with a way to get this guy off my back, he has a huge crush on me but the more i've gotten to know i've learned more
>ugly in the face
>fat body
these two i can forgive, because
>incredibly charismatic
>work ethic and general success
however the place i draw the line is
>small cock, bordering on micro
this is only because he's a top. if he were a bottom or something, this is probably fine and don't get me wrong, I am not at all a size queen. I don't want 8+ porn inches, or like that ridiculous cock that was cross-posted here but there has to be some place we start getting serious.

>>81831029
Because they're men, men smell unpleasant, especially when they sweat.

i notice middle aged men and women tend to smell better

>>81832994
It's because both middle aged men and women have less testosterone

went to the gym tonight

How will this help me get a bf?

>>81833236
idk lets ask the bots

>>81832354
I wish I had an fbf with a tail

>>81833236
I've been going to the gym for two months and I feel uglier than when I started but that might just be because I got a shitty haircut today
Anyways it won't help at all I've been bringing my pride bag to the gym and people just give me weird looks

>>81833828
my weewee is too small to constitute a tail I'm afraid...

>>81834115
Nah I mean a full on fantasy bf like that mha guy

>>81833236
Hey if you go enough and lose weight build muscle, you will look better realistically for any top. For bottoms it is more variable you need to focus on specific excercises in particular like squats or else it has the opposite effect.

>>81834233
I would just like to append that even if you're a top you should still work on your glutes. A toned ass looks good on any mam and it's also the muscle that propels your thrusting so it'll make you better in bed.

Which one of you faggots contacted meow?
>>81830029
Leave meow alone!!!!! leave him alone!!!! *Cries*

>>81830297
>It's basically a sexy spiny citrus fruit, if you're into hairy masc guys
How are those two connected?

>>81834328
>he doesn't know
Someone's never getting a boyfriend

still feeling that post from last thread but i looked at the archive earlier and feel it so much more rn(right now)

I can't sleep r9g, do you guys have any methods?

>>81834373
i usually close my eyes

>>81830859
This couldn't be more true. It's amazing how good people can be if you're very particular with who you let close. This is why family usually sucks, you can't pick them!

>>81830945
Soulless npc fag alert

>>81827062
Good songs thanks anon. You're the opposite of me where I have no idea which genres the music I like are and can't describe them but you seem autistic and detailed about it.

>>81832770
Mine is borderline micro too, don't worry he will go away when love dries out, we always do in shame

Twink feet are so esthetic

Wasp somehow got into my shorts when I was changing clothes and stung me two days ago and my thigh is swollen red and itches

Once I get a job I will be completely unstoppable. (in terms of getting all the transformers I want)

>>81831904
I don't believe in fag solidarity. Suffer normalfags

>>81832080
This happened to me earlier this year and I freaked out thinking it could be me even if I don't take or post my dick pics online. He had the exact same body type and similar dick and a mole just like me.

Any boy from jewkraine?

>>81830990 (OP)
Um... that character literally looks 12...

>>81832770
>I don't actually want top 0.000001% cock
Oh thanks for telling us. I thought everyone ONLY wanted a cock tha big. What do you think the average is?

sometimes i get the feeling /r9gay/ is not my friends for real

>>81834650
ermmm guys? uhhhh ermmm uhmmmm

eating a peach rn

whats rn

Being a 25 year old virgin is even more pathetic as a fag because 25 might as well be 80 in fag years.

>>81834927
we should be kissing rn

>>81834973
kissing what

>>81832080
never met or saw anyone who looked like me

>>81835000
eachother ofcourse

>>81835017
do you aim the kiss at the numbers, the text, or center box? ive never done this

>>81834967
>100 fag years old
how am i still alive

>>81835032
u aim it and the post numbers silly, now kiss me

where is thou Arabian knight to devirginize me and make me his property?

Nobody has ever offered to kiss me or be my bf because I'm a stone cold incel.

>>81835090
shut up!!!!!
and kiss me silly

I think my nephew might be a fag.
Since I'm not gay, I want to see what gays here think.
I found picrel in my computers trash bin today.
Me and my sisters did a cookout at my place, and I do ebay reselling as a side hustle, so he must have gone through my stuff in the garage specifically selected a male doll and took there pictures. It's kind of suspect, unless this some gen-z meme? My sister/brother-in-law are pretty conservative so if I told them it would get really ugly (so I won't).
What do you think?

>>81835107
Nobody has ever loved me. I'm a trucel.
>>81835116
In short, It's pretty gay and not normal. How old is he?

>>81835116
post straight hetero asshole

>>81835134
I love you though.... orig

>>81835069
so uhh how was it

>>81835160
hottest kiss ive ever had

>>81835159
how could anybody love a little autistic jewish twink rat ?

>>81835172
phew i was scared because i didnt know if i was supposed to kiss the first or last post numbers in the chain but i was afraid to ask again so i kissed all of them

>>81835116
I think you and your nephew are both gay

>>81835184
no wonder it was so hot, ur a great kisser

>>81835180
how could they not???

>>81835180
>jewish
Post bagel pics or gtfo

>>81835089
whats the lore on these... veins?

>>81835199
I like matzo ball soup
>>81835195
prove it

>>81835200
ai cum

>>81835216
Italian wedding soup is better

>>81835216
how can i prove it??

>>81835218
good vertical power if im reading this story correctly

>>81835262
sweat mixed with cum because the hot sun easily melts both together and causes it to trickle down your skin

I wish there will ever be a boy that will fall in love with me, I will cook gallons, acres of italian wedding soup and marry me soup and .arry me chicken.... please marry me.... marry... boyfriend I love you let's marry.... the whole house is full of soup can and pots and kettles and barrel of that soup.... when will you marry me boyfriend?? am i not good enough ahahah?? was this wedding soup not good enough to wed me?? *proceed to have a mental breakdown*

>>81835305
cute
>>81835254
This is what you tell 'em
Stick they hands in they panties, grab that knot
Stick they arm in a car window, drop it like it's hot

me, im more into beef noodle soup

>>81835116
Cat Noir isn't gay tho

>>81835116
He took those pics and edited them that way? It's pretty artsy.
My verdict: inconclusive.

Today is already hell and the day has just begun

>>81835514
Same. I have to go to work in 10 minutes and I'd rather kill myself.

sigh never worked or began a day before

>>81835558
I'm going to have sex with your ass

>>81832294
>>81832321
My penis used to look like that but since I've gained a few pounds my fat makes it look smaller unless I do the bone press thing and push my pubic fat in
>also why did he shave all stupid like??
That's another thing he also shaved his cock in the exact same way that I shave mine it's like he's a mirror image doppleganger of my own weiner

>>81835582
just locked the door and windows, put a belt on my pajamas, and im tucked in really snug. you wont do that today

why are you gays so spiteful and feisty? you should be cute bundles of joy that I can hug and squeeze for comfort

>>81835648
I'm a cute bundle of depression and emptiness!
I agree though some Anons here are mean non-stop and it's very uncute.

>>81835648
That's just flaming normalfags

>>81835648
idk ive always thought i was nice if not nice-neutral but apparently everyone thinks im aloof or annoyed

>>81835522
I hate work so much I don't think I'll ever be a normal productive member of society and my parents won't be able to support me or love forever :(

>>81832811
I think you're straight and in the wrong thread
>>81833834
Yassss queen slay bring your pride merch everywhere with you. Everyone needs to know how much of a flaming faggot you are. Make sure to use your best lispy queer voice and a lot of limp wristed hand gestures. You go girl! Yolo. Let's celebrate pride month wooooooo.

>>81835718
Oh, you'll get used to it. All it takes is a little dying on the inside.

>>81834233
But only short skinny tops are valid, bottoms can look however they want

>>81835741
I don't think I will every time I had a job it's been more stressful and my mental health has been declining for years so I guess I'll just have a full on mental breakdown at some point and become completely non functional.

>>81835629
Post juicy chubby penis

>>81834967
There's nothing pathetic about not having sex. Having sex with someone you don't love and being a whore is shameful however.

>>81835792
You already saw my doppleganger penis so that should be enough

You wouldn't want your FBF posting his weewee on the internet so stop asking for it.

You,re right. I'll try to imagine this doppelganger cock but with nice soft little pad and hair around it

I never approach anyone in public cause they are either way out of my league or I can't tell if they are gay and don't want to get punched or something

im unapproachable because if you see me in public ive got mom or sis escorting me and i cant approach because when im observing in public ive got an important mission to complete

>>81836001
What if I start rizzing you in front of your family tho? Telling them that the guy I wanna date

>>81836016
i dont know we havent simulated this scenario

I only approach alternative guys I know for a fact won't beat the shit out of me for approaching and hitting on them, I also give them cool emo stickers so they get something out of it if they're straight.
I wish I could tell more men they're cute though, they deserve it but I also don't want to die yet.

People can sense my autism so they don't approach me and besides I don't remember the last time I saw a single guy within an appropriate age range for me out in public

just found a lost pair of underwear chilling in the wrong drawer, I thought the laundry spirits claimed it months ago

Last half of the workout not feeling so god bros...
>tfw no fit bf

honestly finding a bf around my age sounds like a dream at best, there's not many gay guys and even less that are monogamous so if my fbf is older than me by a decade then so be it.

>>81835718
I keep telling myself I won't have to do this job forever but deep down I know I will
If I turn 30 and I'm still working here I'm gonna kill myself

A: Damn, look at this place.
B: Yeah, you can say that again.
A: I assume he was somewhat of a loner?
B: I mean, they assume he died weeks ago.
B: So it doesn't seem like he had someone to notice his absence.
A: What about work though?
B: Don't think he worked anywhere.
B: At least not in god knows how long.
A: How did he pay for all the takout then?
A: And the, uhm, apple juice?
B: Don't think that that's juice, Mark...
A: Eww, what was up with this guy?!
B: I'd guess Mom and Dad kept him afloat.
B: They were they only contacts in his phone.
B: Although I don't know how long they planned this thing to go on...
A: Well, I guess they don't need to worry about that anymore.
B: Good point.
A: ...
A: So what got him in the end?
B: It's still a bit early to say.
B: But all things point to a typical boyfeet overdose.
A: u_u

I forgot to take out the garbage before work and now my mom is mad at me.
Countdown until I get kicked out of the basement starting.

>>81836364
Americans are so fucked up, why have children if you'll simply kick them out over stupid shit?

if by lewd you mean playing melodies by spanking your butt, im all for it

>>81836475
>tfw no bf to lewd after a workout but before a shower

>>81836475
I hope that you'd keep me warm in that cold shower, because I never take cold showers

true, cold showers are scary

I will only take cold showers with my fbf becausei'd have an excuse of saying that it's cold here and he shouldn't make fun of it

I want to wash my bf with a sponge head to toe and then get washed in turn...

Well that wasn't too bad because what's gonna work? Teamwork :D
Things go much better when there isn't shouting or negative energy. I don't feel so tired ^^
>>81836317
How old are you and what job are you working currently?

>another puppy boy with a warm and fuzzy personality
wow who would have guessed...

I want to worship Toriko's and Coco's bodies

I got drunked and upchucked again

I want to get drunk with a boy and keep kissing on him

>>81830990 (OP)
>tfw no twink bf to throw me across the room

>>81836864
I'm 25 and I'm a dishwasher
Sometimes they let me do cool cooking stuff but not often :(

>>81836627
I haven't taken a bath in years I have only lived in places with showers
Having a hot wet bf pressed up against me as we relax in steaming hot water is literally hthe hottes most romantic thing I can imagine.

>>81837517
Damn, that does indeed sound magical anon. Gotta add this to my repertoire of daydream fantasies.

>>81837568
Relaxing in a onsen/hot spring bath must be amazing. I wonder how hot those get anyway.

Is it really too much to ask for a bottom bf who looks like this and has a fat ass???

>>81837727
dudes like that are a dime a dozen on the apps. That's the fairly basic male bodytype.

>>81835921
Why would you approach someone you know nothing about with purpose of dating when you have no idea what they're like simply because they get your dick hard???

>>81837772
You also see how they behave, silly.

>>81836346
I liked this post anony yay

It's not the worst way to go out

>wake up and still have a 7" micro penis
it's over (again).

I'm still too tall to have sex (6'6)

>>81837928
holy fucking pornbrain

Yes yes we know your penis is only 7 inches long and because of that you'll never have sex even though many, many bottoms here would be perfectly happy with a pp that size.

>>81837993
I wouldn't be happy with it

Friend didn't say good night or good morning and we haven't talked for a day so I told him I miss him and he responded instantly :>
I just wanna know if he is doing ok

Using a stepstool to plow freakishly tall anons

>>81837993
the funny thing is i'm not even that poster. dickflation is just that bad nowadays where anyone not objectively huge is insecure.

That's too long. 14cm is perfect.

>>81837928
>g-g-guys, my penis is only one and a half inches longer than average, how will I survive???
Bait used to be believable.

>>81838030
every bottom is pornsick and expects you to have an anaconda in your pants.

Every top is porn sick and expects you to be a 10/10 femboy.

>>81838070
you know there's gay dudes who aren't on 4chan, right?

girth > length
t. bottom

>>81838095
i thought all the bottoms here were 10/10 femboys and only liked other femboys.

>>81837928
Yeah haha must be terrible you fucking weak dick loser, at least you will wake up and see 4 incher one day

>>81838097
why do you think i cry about having a 7"x5" pencil thin pp all the time. i would have to wear a sleeve or cope by pulling out a bad dragon toy instead.

>>81837762
*who isn't a whore

>>81834651
the average is 5 or 5.5, i'd know since i'm within that range but more importantly i'm not joking when i say his borders on micro. it isn't like it's my size and it makes me uncomfy, or it's not generally long. he is medically working with about 3.5 or 4 inches.

Ever thought of getting an asexual boyfriend?

>>81837727
If he grew out his hair a little bit he would be perfect to me
I like his scrotum

>>81838253
>the average is 5 or 5.5
maybe worldwide. in the west online everyone who has sex has a big dick.

>>81838257
Why bother? He will not love because my dick is small

>everyone who has sex has a big dick
>tfw no small pp top

more gaming more gaming more gaming more gaming

>>81838369
everyone not huge is too ashamed and embarrassed to have sex i fear. thank the internet and hookup apps.

good morning frens

>>81838369
Hi mista

>>81838257
I couldn't resist wanting to fuck him sorry

>>81830990 (OP)
Any uncut fags here ? If so how big's your foreskin ? Does it cover the tip ?

>>81838449
everyone knows the average 4chan poster has a huge and aesthetic uncut pp. except me.

>>81838518
o7 my american friend

>>81838538
not even a burger which makes it worse and more humiliating.

>>81838257
I hope my bf isn't ass sexual

Why are you all so obsessed with cocks? Are you fucking gay or something?

>>81838725
cause the internet and people who enjoy penises all worshipping, preferring, fucking and praising huge dicks psychologically and spiritually killed me. no point in trying to date and disappoint someone who's had lots of huge dicks if you aren't huge.

>>81838725
no, in fact i'm prison gay because women won't ever be pleased with my small weenie, i have no attraction to men but it's easier being a gay bottom.

>>81838758
people here even want their bottoms to be hung.

>>81834180
This might be the stupidest MHA superpower. A tail? Really? That's his power? Nothing else? There are people who can shoot fire, grow gigantic, punch down buildings and electrocute people in this series and you expect the guy with the tail to do anything??

>>81838773
how hung? more than 4 inches?

>>81838837
the point is some quirks are useless and retarded yes. not everyone with a quirk has a good or useful one. some people are just furries.

>>81834373
A little late anon but this method has worked for me before https://youtu.be/cpGoWPrTJho?si=ayRz3MQYgHa1C_nk what I would usually do is get up and read the newspaper or manga (not on my phone obv) and then go back to bed. Didn't always help but was better than nothing.

>>81838837
He could whip me with it when I've been a naughty boy :3

>>81838555
That sucks then, hope you find a nice uncut bf :D

>>81838837
I liked the guy who literally shot adhesive tape out of his elbows

>>81838933
my dick is too skinny to have sex but thanks.

>>81838267
I agree, dude looked way better when he grew it out.

>>81838257
I am the asexual boyfriend.

>>81838725
That's a pretty rude thing to say anon, personally I am the straightest man who has ever lived fyi.

>>81838853
And he gets to go to hero school and fight supervillains. Who accepted him?
>>81838938
The MHA writer is really stupid yeah.

>>81838989
mangaka are more willing to let goofy powers be strong with creativity. western writers just make characters with goofy powers be jobbers all the time because they're lazy and uncreative.

>>81839007
Yea true but Hirokoshi is just a shit writer so it doesn't really matter.

>>81839000
Checked
origiri

>>81838970
Are cuddles off-limits?

once i wake up i am usually instantly demoralized by my own thoughts then instantly demoralized by the internet so then i don't do anything all day but rotmaxx.

>>81839043
I like contact I am just uninterested in sex so cuddles are fine yes.

my butt is totally cleaned out

>>81839052
post demoralized rotting hole

>>81839111
Amazing, my boyfriend application is sent
I might be less in control in terms of getting tempted by touching myself and fbf but you can always correct me if you're not comfortable

>>81839213
Terms can always be discussed, I'm a mostly reasonable person.

Bunnymutt would be good bf material if he wasn't so insistent on making his piss fetish such a major part of his personality

>>81839213
Rapist coded. Asexual anon don fall for it, this guy is the type of faggot to force you into doing things you're not comfortable with and mentally breaking you over time by forcing you to say no ever 10 minutes
>oh sorry you didn't like me pressing my rock hard penis against your bum my bad
*10 minutes later*
>What do you mean you still don't like me pressing my penis against you >:O

This is why you avoid desperate faggots. They will say they're ok with things they're not ok with and ruin relationships because they're not build on solid foundation. and no their hard penis doesn't count as solid foundation.

>>81839164
how does a normal guy bottom gets a top bf like this?

chat what do i do when i hate being gay not because i am a tranny or something but because ive been told all my life im privileged but am still miseable?

My sexuality is to dominate tops and be submissive with bottoms UwU

>>81839228
Amazing, being cute together with a bf and building cute camaraderie are more important to me, just warning
>>81839297
>you can always correct me if you're not comfortable
Learn to read pearl-clutching desperate retard

>>81839316
be a flawless femboy with a big cock like most of this general.

>>81839330
That's a lot of meat

tfw no bf to help me quit alcohol

Im so desperate for the touch of another human being, I might as well get on Grindr. How do I get sex quick on there?

>>81839383
be a flawless femboy twink or have a monster dick.

>>81839383
ask for sex and prepare for aids

>>81839383
dont be faceless, post nudes, dont be completely uggo and old and fat and hairy

>>81839358
i'm neither of these things, am i cooked? i guy want a bf

Normalfags have no concept of what someone like me actually wants and it's so fucking annoying to have to say "no I don't actually want to spend my day off in the SCORCHING SUN OUTDOORS going to THE FUCKING SEA when I could stay inside all day with ac on and read comics and be on my phone and game (AND MAYBE YOU SHOULD PAY FOR MY INTERNET INSTEAD ) and then go for a run and exercise super late when it's not hot out."
I really wish there was a simple way to die like pressing a button I don't need any of this. I don't wanna deal with anything. This world does not deserve me nor does it need me. I'm bored of this game.

It seems hard to get a boyfriend, I'm almost fine with it and accepted that I will never have a husband or a boyfriend but sometime I feel so sad about it that it gets painful.

>>81839368
Greentext it next time because no bf for you otherwise lmao

tfw im hot enough to get plenty of guys attracted to me but im socially maladapted enough so i effectively break up w everyone 4 months in cus "they deserve better" and other dumb reasons, like projecting the them i want them to be onto them instead of loving them for who they are, what do

I'm going to have a fucking husband and we're going to adopt 3 children and live happily ever after.

I miss the fall

>>81839393
I have an ok sized dick I think

>>81839401
Im not dumb I know to wear protection

>>81839414
Got it: so if I just message someone and send my face and a dick pic thats enough?

>>81839463
no no put them onto your profile, noone likes a shitty profile. just post ur nude torso as ur profile, that works for me

>>81834395
>you can't pick them
yeah sadly, I've had to cut out a few family and I've been way better off for it.

I really wish all app using faggots and junkies fucked out of this general which was not made for them and they have plenty of other places they belong in and can be accepted in

>>81834897
epic and funny post, you got him good.

>>81835648
you did not get the hug in early enough

>>81839506
Okay that sounds simple enough, thanks

>>81839529
I dont understand why you are upset. Im a loser virgin robot etc. im trying to change that. At least have sex once.

>>81839344
I don't really mind that.

I just want a man to call him husband, live our lives together, do couples stuff for him, worship him and support him. He only needs to accept my negatives and I will be his loving little sph cuckold buddy.

>>81839529
most people in this general are flawless femboys with huge dicks though? surely they could get laid off apps. or are there not enough chads and flawless big dicked femboys on apps i wouldn't know as a subhuman.

Tariffs on bfs are excessive imo

What's wrong with this? People in the replies are saying he should ghost him but I don't see what he did wrong

>>81839591
gays are as retarded and mentally ill as women.

What's a women?

>>81839591
He should have reciprocated the excitement

>>81839615
yeah bottoms and women are both mentally ill with impossible standards.

>>81839585
My future dom top agressive bf looks like this btw

I'm considering going on gay Tinder to try and meet a nice boy. I figure that going on Tinder would probably be better than Grindr when it comes to getting a bf because it's less hookup focused. I'm a virgin and I've never dated anyone before. Does anyone have any advice?

>>81839639
>because it's less hookup focused.
hahahahahahahahaha

Show me those fangs boy

You dont have to be bi/prisongay you can still be gay and a misogynist

>>81839561
Great, my papers will be at the post office, please pick them up and see if you can put me in a boyfriend position

>>81839642
Is it not? I thought it was. Oh frick everything man.

>>81839648
I'll pick them up as soon as possible. Expect a response in a few weeks.

>>81839647
If he was simply gay and misogynistic, he wouldn't feel the need to bring up women in situations where no one brings them up, because his love for men would be way stronger than his hatred for women. Prisongays can't help but bring up women all the time, because they still crave their attention

You have a better shot at getting a bf over Steam than a dating app

>>81839652
women and gays both use tinder as a fwb/situationship/cock carousel thing.

>>81839671
I thought that gays used Grindr for that stuff. Are there any other apps?
>>81839665
But then how would I know they're in my area

>>81839664
if women with dicks existed i wouldn't be here.

>>81839681
>But then how would I know they're in my area
Not that anon, but have money so it doesn't matter.

>>81839448
ok
>tfw no bf to help me quit alcohol

>>81839664
Preach my gay

>dude just be rich
>dude just be chad
>dude just be hung
>dude just be a femboy
what interesting and varied tastes gays have.

Is chadbot the one spamming about femboys with massive dongs or do we have yet another spambot? Either way I think they deserve at least 2 or even 3 spots on the worst poster list

>>81839766
Still less demanding and picky than any foid

>>81839785
curious how you don't deny the accusations about your standards.

>>81839787
roughly the same pickiness.

>>81839785
constant rejection turned him into a spambot. he needs to get help. it's actually concerning his mental state is so bad. i feel bad.

>>81839647
>You dont have to be bi
Wholeheartedly agree, never seen something less attractive and stupid.

>>81839541
wouldnt it be funny if my dick slipped into your ass

>>81839807
Definitely not the same man, like anon said if you live in any decently populated area you can post on grindr and get at least 5 replies

I hate having zero energy and desire to do what I want, like, I could be watching new season of black mirror or gaming or I could watch youtube but I don't feel like starting any of it at all I just feel empty and suicidal but not strongly, not enough to kill myself. I could've done soemthing useful like exercise but everything feels so pointless and I just wanna die already.

>>81839811
the current dating market for men gay or straight is the worst it's ever been and demoralizing if you're a nonchad or not a twink. (since twinks are gaining popularity with women and have always been popular with gays).

what do you expect. the world for most men is constant misery.

>>81839820
wow i have the pleasure of fucking five 60 year old men with blown out asses and AIDS. cool.

>>81839661
Weeks? That will be so long but I understand why you want to spend so much time checking the boyfriend compatibility and see if I can be good and see if I'm enough and if you see a bf like that going long term and stuff
Do I have to know something else beforehand before passing the judgment? Actually couple weeks seem fine

>>81839828
I hope you feel better soon<3

Westoids live in places you can openly be gay and where hookup culture is so prevelant even ugliest dysgenic fucks get sex yet they still complain meanwhile some of us live in conservative shitholes and will never get a bf because of that but still are not nearly as vocal about it. Must suck being a privileged crybaby that won't put any effort into his dating life other than bitch about it online.

has anyone here actually tried a dating app?

>>81839876
why would i put in effort when it was over before it even began thanks to my subhuman genetics.

condolences too all asean boys (good luck with the strategic economic partnership tho)

>>81839858
what if an old man has a big dick?

>>81839890
Just like your subhuman father before you had sex with your subhuman mother you can do it too. You won't because you're a troll who likes baiting but you could. I seen people who look like horror movie creatures marry and have families so no one can convince me anyone is too ugly to simply have sex. Especially not in countries where being a slut is celebrated .

>>81839887
No, seems pointless, I'm ugly and my cock is small even for casual dating

my balls are stinky, shower time

>>81839876
would you date an ugly guy if he could help you move to a more liberal hellhole?

>>81839860
The process needs its' due time. I hope you understand. And no I do not require anything else, thank you for your application.

>>81839887
Jonah has and he had success. Got a bf now and everything.

>>81839591
saying "that's good" can read as either too much aloofness, i.e he didn't reciprocrate the excitement OR it is taken as arrogance. in any case this is from twitter so either it isn't real and you fell for it, or it is real and it's talking about a hookup so whatever response or social commentary this is making is entirely null because it's purely carnal and by default vapid

>>81840022
jonahs bf is black

>>81839876
equally retarded brainlet take, i hope this is bait too dude

>>81840075
So he got a neet nice bf AND a BBC Chad to fuck him? And you imply it's not working???

>>81839828
I feel you, try to take a nap or go to sleep, or take a shower. Distract yourself by thinking about something else. If you're an overthinking autist like me, channel that by overthinking about something you really like, or just throw yourself into a piece of media and it should go away, at least for a while.

>>81839844
I'm a twink and I can't find a bf no matter how much I try. It's bleak for me too

>>81839591
Nothingburger, people say things that come out wrong or you misconstrue all the time. Unless this kind of behaviour/remark is consistent it's nothing.

>>81839908
it would have to be bigger than mine so 7.5"x5.5" minimum.

>>81839926
my dad is shorter but was better looking than me in his youth. i got my mom's dysgenic features and look uncanny and ugly.

>>81840161
Don't feel bad anon, I'd daterape you at the very least.

>>81840161
What the other anon said but i would just trap you in an alley and rip your clothes off

story can you date chadbot so he stops whining

Chadbot need bbc conversion therapy so he will be cured.

>>81840226
post huge penis slut

>>81840281
black dicks are legitimately gross. mixed ones are okay.

>>81840289
7"x5" is below average nowadays so no. if i was huge i wouldn't be so neurotic and self hating.

>>81839681
I want to know too. I'm wholly monogamous and want my soulmate boyfriend NOW

>>81840010
Yeah, I understand. Just tell me if it was declined, I'll wait for a callback

im in love with a nerdy incel looking guy who works at my local grocery store
he looks like shit with unkempt greasy black hair
hes a bit taller than me
his voice is angelic
i neeeeeeeeeeed him

>>81840303
i don't give a shit, it's twice me size therefore is big

Bunch of queers in here.
I'll kick your ass you start that gay shit with me.

>>81840322
are you a tranny or something. almost nobody on this board is that small naturally. also there's guys with actual monster dicks lurking ask them. nobody wants to see pencil dicks like mine.

>>81840323
What you going to do, grab me and choke me and hit me, as you swear at me untili pass out from the pain, whilst calling me a fag over and over.

>>81840254
Chadbot would never date story because he has the same high standards he whines about bottoms having.

>>81840309
Sound like could be me. Is he ugly as fuck?

>>81840323
all I heard is you are willing to beat my hard cock for me

>>81840380
idk he COULD be ok if he took care of his skin and hair but hes prolly too autistic to do that
idk hes been working there for maybe a year i realised i was in love about a month ago

>>81840323
Bitch, Clint Walker was gay as a MFer

>are you a tranny or something
Meow yay

>>81840335
hey that not my fault although it totally is that i was born a mistake with smallest shrimp possible while other pack big huge dicks and might consider trooning out because of it, gimme that pencil

i love aryan men fucking my germanic ass. gay sex and white pride is a great combo

Well are you implying that your germanic ass is not white? Is that a hamster in the fish tank situation?

1488 my femboy and twink brothers

>>81840342
>>81840392
>>81840426
You think I care what a bunch of homos think? Silly homos, dick is for girls.

>>81840450
the average tranny is girthier than me to be fair. it's rare to find dicks online below 5.5" girth tranny or not.

the average tranny/femboy/twink girthmogs me all day. it's over.

Anyone here watch the next generation Star Trek? X

>>81840227
>>81840234
Fucking christ, just ask me out normally

>>81840541
>>81840566
Could just be confirmation bias because these guys only post their cocks on the internet because they're big and girthy, the ones with smaller weewees don't post them.

>>81840768
every bottom and woman both just so happen to have tons of hung ex bfs and fwbs/situationships though. can't just be a coincidence. hung guys just fuck more and everyone else gets the resentful leftovers.

Poor white people food is so good

>>81840786
maybe the average size is a lot bigger than you'd think, it checks out in my case aswell, every guy I dated/fucked with dickmogged me.

>>81840811
which is why i'll just die a virgin. not worth the effort to just disappoint people then get cheated on or ghosted for not measuring up.

>>81840079
>hmm yeah actually it's not that hard to get a bf in religious shitholes where least ba thing that happens to you is getting kicked out and ostracized
>hmm yes westoids crying over how it's impossible to have sex when all you need to do is make a profile on aids app is valid because they have it so hard

if all you want is sex you don't deserve a bf

>>81840881
sex is a major part of life and relationships retard. normalfags are out there and get driven insane if they don't fuck for a few weeks.

>>81840881
yet it'll be the sleazeballs that get infinite bfs they'll cheat on and not appreciate one bit

>>81840613
you are a guy man mister footlad
cheers xxx

>>81840893
all you care about is sex. kill yourself.

>>81840075
I would never fuck a nigger? He's white.

>>81840952
>man who has gone his entire life being denied sex and intimacy because of circumstances out of his control plus biphobia from men and women is obsessed with sex
okay, and? what do you expect?

>>81840962
what app did you use? I hope the bf well hasn't run dry

Downloaded a dating app (Taimi) for the first time and there are countless cute guys calling me hot. I thought I was ugly. Wtf

Hearing the nigger word in a British accent is weird
Behave Jonah

>>81841015
hope you have fun chad.

>>81840996
hinge! highly recommend because you're able to leave comments to match
>>81841035
yeah i can't say it properly

If anybody wants to be my bf now would be a good time to let me know.

>>81841043
frick I can't use hinge because my phone is too old and they don't have a website, thanks anyway.

>>81841015
if your age begins with a "1" then that's probably why you get a bunch of attention
It's the prime of your life, live it up boy.

another day smurfing on rivals because im still chat banned and im reminded even more how retarded some people can be while playing games
>>81841061
i thought they had a website? that's a shame though, it's the best one out there because of that system.

>>81841088
Do you like War Thunder?

>tfw was ugly and fat when i was young but now i'm just ugly and old
at least i won't have a heart attack anymore.

>>81841108
nope sadly, i've tried playing world of tanks and i'm just not into vehicular combat games like that. i wish i was because they seem super fun but i just never vibed with it.

>"Anon, you're gonna be out on the course grilling today. It's a women's event, so be sure to put on the charm and woo those ladies."
>"Just don't go overboard, you might make them forget their husbands."
>"Anon, you're gonna charm the panties off those ladies."
I need everyone at my workplace to stop talking about me and women it makes me sick.

>>81841167
what's chad yapping about

>>81841140
Play better games so we can play together baka jonah :<
>>81841167
Just say you like men?

>>81841167
People say this type of shit to me too. And It sucks because being attractive to women means nothing when it comes to attracting men and men never approach me :c

>>81841178
I'm not a chad they're just doing that old person thing where they think every young nice guy is a real knockout or whatever.
>>81841190
I refuse to come out to these people they scare me I just wish they wouldn't act so horny about me interacting with women.

>>81841205
>>81841215
you are both objectively attractive if people who aren't your immediate family are giving you compliments about your looks. you bragging cunts.

>he can't even rizz a granny
chadbot bros...its over

>>81841235
Most of the time people are just trying to be polite I think

>>81841257
they aren't you fucking retard. i am actually ugly and not a single person unrelated to me in my entire life has given me a compliment about my looks. even after losing weight and getting fit. fucking volcels.

>>81841273
you're saying you're 1000 times uglier than lavenderanon?

I would compliment men soo often if I didn't have to be afraid of getting hate crimed.
there's so many cute guys in the world and yet I can't let them know about it because I'm too weak and pathetic to defend myself from conflict.

>>81841310
i am a 3/10 at best.

>>81841316
Where do you live that you think giving compliments is gonna get you instantly killed? Iran?

>>81841341
Poland but I'm pathetically weak, frail and would get fucking demolished in a fight 100% of the time.
I used to work out but even then it only moved me up to "below average strength" territory.

If porn didn't exist I would be a rapist.

>>81841398
Fair enough in that case.. stay safe anon, maybe border hop to Germany for a bf

Polish boys are very cute for no reason

>>81841432
sorry but we germans dont want dirty polish blood

>>81841471
This is true
>>81841480
You aren't German

>>81841480
Yeah shame on >>81841432 (you) anon, germans only want thirdies that destroy their cities and culture

Imagine having to wake up next to Brad and his transformers every morning

Having autistic fixations is endearing

>>81841398
I'll be your strong bf just to keep you safe if you need it to flirt with guys

>>81841551
If (You) for example were my [male companion] I would not need to flirt with other men.

>>81841504
sorry to dissapoint
>>81841519
no, i only sleep with ethnically german people
"von der maas bis an die memel von der etsch bis an den belt"

>>81841604
>ethnically german people
so brown immigrants?

one of my best friends is an austrian painter (unironically)

>>81841549
Endearing until it actually comes to getting a boyfriend. Then it's a detriment.

Should I lacquer my figure now? It's been about a day.

>>81841632
... i gave you the borders lol

>>81841190
but i love games that make me annoyed and want to kill myself.
>>81841549
until unironic hyperfixation on burgerking

i haven't had a friend in over a decade, online or offline and i'm ugly and retarded with zero attractive or redeeming qualities and i still want sex.

>>81841604
In that case, vote AfD
>>81841633
Not true
Yes lacquer and post
>>81841641
RTS maybe?

>>81841641
>but i love games that make me annoyed and want to kill myself.
nta but same, raging at a video game makes me kinda feel alive again because I usually don't feel anything when playing vidya alone.

>>81841665
Same, there are no longer any friends. I just want someone to spend time with.

>>81841604
Here's your ethnically german male
no refunds.

I masturbated 3 times today and shaved

>>81841673
Kinda paranoid about it not being long enough to properly, I'll do it at 6PM

>>81841713
He's hot, imagine how hard that huge BBC must be swinging every day when we walks around the hood

i think being a hypersexual degenerate who is obsessed with sexual fantasies but is too ugly to ever have sex irl is a cursed existence.

>>81841568
Are you sure? I'm fine with it, you need to experience it probably

>>81841778
I hit on alt guys and give them edgy stickers so it's not like I never got to do it, but I wouldn't hit on other men if I had a bf, because by then I would have my eyes only on that bf.

people who receive sex and intimacy have absolutely no idea how privileged they are. they'd kill themselves if they were me for a day.

I have to go to the gym but I'm so sleepy
It's just shoulder day it'll be easy but fuck the floor feels magnetic right now

My mouse keeps double clicking and I'm gonna kill someone if it doesn't cease
I have to find my spare switches FUCK

By the time I decided what I want to do, by the time I finally summoned some willpower to do what I want, I almost fell asleep. I'm so tired and sleepy so I'll likely fall asleep trying to watch something. Can't focus. Life is suffering.
>>81839868
Thank (you)
>>81840148
Try to take a nap or sleep is the worst thing you can say to someone with limited free time who feels he will never do everything he wants to do in a day. So no, I won't be doing that if could I would stay awake forever even if sleep is enjoyable by itself.

>>81841828
I'm used to not having any friends or anything since I've been alone my whole life, and most of the time I don't want any either. I prefer solo play. But there are definitely times when I miss them, too. It's rare but there are things that even I can't do all by myself, and things that are better discussed with other people than ruminated on alone. It's the price you pay for isolation I guess.

>>81841905
Honestly start going to the gym, I used to be the same, passing out immediately after work and only getting up to have dinner. Going to the gym after work sort of perks me up and I feel a lot less tired afterwards. My brain is still too rotted by YouTube to do anything productive, but at least I'm up.

>>81841604
>no, i only sleep with ethnically german people
What about ethically swiss people ?

>>81841948
people always found me autistic or gay when i tried to socialize despite me being not autistic and just bi. i don't deserve friends or sex because i'm not masculine or attractive enough for women and i'm not pretty, feminine, or gay enough for fags, and i'm too weird to have straight male friends. i hate women and the entire lgbt community equally and i also hate straight men for ostracizing me.

>>81841991
He already goes to the gym baka

>>81841994
look man i would, i really would, but in "das lied der deutschen" it is laid out how far we can go

>>81842004
Oh I thought he said he didn't exercise

>>81841905
>Try to take a nap or sleep is the worst thing you can say to someone with limited free time
Notice how I suggested several other things than that ?

Yeah I have very limited free time too, sometimes I'm just so miserable i'd rather just reset and try again tomorrow instead of fucking up any creative or enjoyable activity because of my mental state

>>81841999
where are you from where this is the case?

>>81841673
>In that case, vote AfD
sorry bud but every party is the same. like either its russia funded or us(israel) funded so

>>81842019
You fuck, i'm litterally a couple kilometers to the south of you

>>81842043
small town leaf. don't act like straight people and gay people don't hate bi men equally.

>>81841673
potentially! i'd have to give it a go. what do you recommend?
>>81841676
exactly this. i need to feel angry or it isnt worth it. but it's a shame online games are so fucking sensitive now over language.

>>81842080
depending on how you look we might be able to stretch the definition of what counts as ethnically german.

>>81842097
Play men of war with me or call to arms: gates of hell or wargame red dragon or warno or..
I mostly play paradox or rts games

>>81842083
They do, and it's a good thing to share smth with straights

>>81842154
yeah whatever. i'll go back to being alone forever before i eventually kill myself.

>>81842083
i thought you were european huh

>>81842186
you are talking to different people probably. i mean i am ethnically european and just look like an ugly white dude if that's what you're asking.

>>81842174
Please do, it's better than seeing your straggot public cries every day

perfect dominant top bf

>>81842255
>waaaahhhhh i can't spend all day and the entire thread lusting after femboys and huge dicks wwaaaahhh

>>81842272
Brad is that you in Ikea?

>>81842282
anon is right, its annoying to go on /r9gay/ and see 80% of the posts just like what anon described

>>81842298
Perhaps indeed yes

>>81842282
you came here lusting for femboys in the first place baka

>>81842316
unless you have a designated janny or mod to babysit here, you cannot do shit but piss and moan that your femboy worship thread is something different for literally 0.1% of the year you overdramatic drama queen. fucking cry me a river. you'll get over it.

>>81842102
Does blue-eyes blond twink sound ethnically german to you ?

all the straight people on nu 4chan are insufferable sex havers and all the fags are overly sensitive drama queens. what a mess. delete this fucking site already the 4chan experiment was over ages ago.

im the ugliest person here and you are all easy mode normies

story is easy mode?

>>81842378
oh no...
r you at least a switch? cus i havent found a twink top yet. (my hair is the color of dirty a stray golden retriever and as ungroomed, and my eyes are concrete grey so)

also don't worry this is officially my last post here for at least another 6 months to a year. you can start your 24/7 femboy/twink worship next general worry free. enjoy your boring ass circlejerk losers.

>>81842423
I'd say i'm a switch yeah, despite being pretty sub-oriented (haven't had much experience with either though)
Nice! What body type are you :3

i should kill myself right r9gay i should fucking kill myself

Commence the psyop

i would date any 3+/10 but i will never have anything because im -999999999/10

>>81842474
ok so dont kill me for this, i am 21, 64kg, 6'0, twinkish, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut because i was afraid of aging (and i know a pretty big community, ghosties femgen, if that is anything to you) i hopped on low dose hrt a bit ago to slow aging. i do identify as male. (saying this like that cus ive had TONS of trannies trying to make me be a tranny, but i just dont really jive w that yk)

>>81842488
Femboy cock wooooooooooo :3

>>81842514
HAHAHAHA KRAUT TRANNY ALERT AHAHAHAAHA

>>81842526
kys kike im a man

aryan tranny lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URlPXepBZdo

>>81842514
I'm 5'11 55kg personally, basically a twig. Never heard of doing hrt to prevent aging, doesn't that make you have to use it for life ? It doesn't really weird me out as long as you don't try to groom me into taking some too

>>81842538
Ok tranny whatever you say
Cute boys don't need kike chemicals to stay pretty

20
77 kg
6'3
reddish brown hair
brown eyes with central heterochromia
Grown Ass Man (not on hrt)

who want me

>trannies (femboys) getting mad at literal trannies
never gets old.

>>81842610
I thought you were leaving cuck

>>81842557
well no, but you might grow tits. idm that rly tho since i have Val798Met anyways so

>>81842638
post your aryan boytits right now

>>81842636
not without pointing out the delicious hypocrisy and infighting.

>>81842651
sorry but im not a whore also i dont really take care of myself beyond the basics (skincare, shaving, gym, makeup, fashion) as i lost the genetic lottery anyways, seeing as im a weird ass fucking mutant

You people are a hoot
I missed it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kygPUxOs03c

>>81842675
also theyre alr all over the internet, i just wana go to bed as i gotta get up in ~5h
even if my genetics werent blessed, i am fortunate enough to be a wagie

>>81842638
>since i have Val798Met anyways so
?????? English motherfucker, do you speak it ?

I'm just a few mos shy of turning 30 yo. Had multiple relationships. Never had sex. Never thought I'd become a wizard one day, but here I am. Used to cry about it when I was in my early 20s, but feels pretty good desu.

>>81842609
Amerimutt or eurobro ?

>>81842757
amerimuttlato

ifyoure only into femboys you shouldnt be here? you should be banned?? *99% of this shit thread disappears and its only me left* oh

>>81842736
basically a form of androgen receptor gene mutation. also we just think its that, its kinda hard to say exactly which fuckin gene is built wrong where

cuckbot if you want more just say so stop baiting me, niggerman
>>81842736
Germans are Gods most autistic soldiers, they'll dox their genetic code but won't post their nipples(that they already posted elsewhere)

>>81842803
chad/cuckbot are multiple people stop having schizophrenic delusions.

>>81842749
it's soo crazy how your 20s are the most important time of your life in terms of financial and romantic success, and sooo many parents rather than offering the necessary support actually sabotage and abandon their children closing the doors to success on them for the rest of their lives. just a liiiittle bit of investment early in adult life leads to totally outsized rewards later, but at the same time a young adult with no experience, education or capital is utterly helpless to resist abuse and exploitation, much less build any kind of base for themselves. material support from parents is absolutely essential, and yet the culture demands parents to kick their kids out at 18 with zero help or assistance and let them figure it out on their own. how does that make sense?

>>81842771
Well, good luck to you then :D

>>81842790
And what does it result in ?


>>81842803
I swear to god what the fuck

>>81842908
means i always had gyno, my fat pattern was somewhat between gynoid and android and i have pretty wide hips and small shoulders, infertility and mental deficiency so i figured the femboy path was the only way i wouldnt end up alone.
around Quigley scale 1ish though so eh

>>81840855
yeah, you're retarded. you can't even stay consistent for the bait
>hard to get a bf
sure, we all agree
>westoids crying over how impossible to have sex
this isn't the same as "getting a bf". nigger. i hope you're right tho, you should get your brains blown out for being so whiney

steelington are you alive to make the next

waaah waaah I need affection from a cute boy waaah waaah

>>81843020
Me too man. hashtag metoo

>>81842944
That's interesting, does your cock still work normally ? And mental deficiency, that usually means like profound retardation, how much are you affected

I am profoundly mentally retarded too!

>>81843141
No you're just the average transformers fag

>>81843077
retardation as in roughly minus 7-10 iq pts, and also a higher risk for learning disabilities.

and yes, my genetalia work properly, allthough i got azoospermia somehow aswell so the ejaculate has allways been rather watery and clear.

Meow I'm a fat cow moooo meow

It annoys me that people pretend lesbians even exist.
Sexuality
Sexual orientation
They have sex in them because they're talking about the action of sex.
Women don't want that, they only want things in return for allowing it to occur.
NIH data claims 1/10 women can't even bring themselves to orgasm.
The bed death and the easy to see domestic abuse rates as a contributing factor.
Rub your fucking fuck holes together if that what you're actually attracted to.
But no, they just hate men and want to cohabitate with another equally physically and mentally handicapped thing practically born bipolar and use this outright fictional idea of them having a "sexuality" for more brownie points in the oppression olympics.
Everything is just so performative and they perpetuate this fetid and outright sterilized sex negative feminist ideal of sexuality itself because the idea of sexual attraction to anything at all gives them the ick.

>Here is the rainbow, it represents everyone
>"But what about women?"
And then you just look at a wig and know you can put it on, pretend to be one and demolish them athletically with impunity because the dumb twats would rather play "all are true scotsmen" than be called a bigot.

>>81843160
Damn, listing disabilities wasnt my definition of flirting, but alright lmao

What part of germany are you in ?

>>81843256
youre in luck - 1.6 mil ppl city in the south of germany

>>81843236
>NIH data claims 1/10 women can't even bring themselves to orgasm.
cause they need a big girthy chad cock plowing them deeply and rearranging their insides to cum, but unfortunately chad can only be so many places at once... poor women... if only chads could donate their time and massive penises for female pleasure worldwide and save them from average and small dick havers...

I will rape every last one of you

Would the German boy make fun of shitty non-fluent German even after taking 6 years of classes at both the high school and college level?

look man as fun as this was, im actually a 33 year old american male, who has been just making up a story for the fun of it for the past few hours.

auf wiedersehen everyone :D

does storyanon take hrt

Meow no one will rape me because I'm a pure little angel yay meow

East German stasi twink x West German bundeswehr twink kissing on the Berlin Wall..
>>81843339
story nooooooooo

>>81843327
why do you want to learn german? you really want to talk to brown people that badly?

I just signed up for Christian mingle but had like 7 matches and only one was passable, guess I'm onto grindr

>fell asleep watching black mirror
As expected. Can't wait to wake up in the morning and suffer only to be too tired and unmotivated to do anything when I'm free.

if I lived in germany I'd just continue speaking english at everybody

>>81843283
That's indeed pretty lucky, could've been WAAAY worse

>>81843327
Same :(

Meow give me attention I will do tricks mooooooo meow

>>81843339
>>81843354

That wasn't me, and I believe I have spoken to you before, a while ago.

>>81843400
even doe ur not the real meow, I'll give you a reply.

>>81843406
I'd hope not story kun you're an honorable gent
>>81843400
Imposter amogus

>>81843354
>twink x twink
Hot :3

>>81843360

I learned German because my other choices in HS were French or Spanish which everyone took and you know I have to be a contrarian.

My school offered German 1/2 and Spanish 1/2

never took a foreign lang class because i valued my time

shy jewish twink top x racist german twink bottom

To be fair they started offering Spanish/French in middle school so you could go up to the 6th level if you started back in 7th grade. German only went to 4. Ironically enough the Teaching quality was so low when they switched German teachers my senior year she combined the German IIIs and IVs into one class because they were basically at the same level.

>>81843440
My country is mostly made up of rosti eating faggots so I had to learn it in school

I had to take them to graduate, but I might have taken German 1 and 2 regardless
I wish I had done it when everyone in my class did instead of waiting junior year for it

>>81843419
I am meow yay meow
>>81843427
Hissssss hissssssss fuck off pissboy hisssssss

I took Spanish for 7 years and I can't speak it for Jack shit

>>81843521
yippee! welcome back meow!

Until you speak in Finnish and post a possum I refuse to believe you're back meow.

meows too busy getting laid to post here with you pathetic gincels

I became an nazi and bitch I'm the villain

>>81843011
They dont even pretend to want bfs anymore they just bitch and moan about being too ugly to have sex

>>81843548
that's just the brain broken leaf spambot

>>81843534
Yay yay yaaaaaaay
>>81843537
Otappa tosta lolmeow

Alright well you know I was into history and particular military/war history so it was little wonder I took German. I did kinda have a hate boner for the nazis since I was still a lib.

>still no possum
imposter is sus

I think r9gay is healing!

>>81841035
Have you listened to him say it? He is literally unable to pronounce it as nigger, he just says nigga.
Did you read up on 3ds muslim bishit bf saga?

I studied dutch for a bit in school, not sure why

>>81843609
https://voca.ro/1jJHoRQ1SK4n

>>81843582
why didnt you buy a wheelchair then

>>81843609
Most Brits do that and it's funny
I tried looking for info on it but lost interest

I put pineapple in my protein shake with the frozen banana and it tasted very tropical :3

What do you guys think about Brad

>>81843627

what? Dare I ask what a wheelchair has to do with anything?

>>81843659
My tongue still hurts from yesterdays pineapple binge..

>>81843660
He's cool and he could probably beat me up

>>81843674
Awww, let me kiss it and make it all better!

>>81843660
I think Brad should make the next thread

>>81843660
Annoying disgusting voice and boring af personality

>>81843684
I will rape you and make you cry
>>81843699
Sounds good, I'll get to it

which transformer do you want as the photo

>>81843699
No, he will put robots in the op and mess up making the thread properly: YOU DO IT

ill make the thread after i eat dinner

>>81843722
Is there any good art of Barricade? He was my favorite from the films
>>81843727
Me?!?!

>>81843722
Please don't I'm just an innocent little boy

>>81841999
Fuck out of our thread illiterate faggot

>>81843739

>>81843775 new barricade bread
>>81843775
>>81843775

>>81843772
raped the game young you could call it statutory

>>81842470
This loser will be back tomorrow. They always lie, just like pxl lied when he said he would leave. Never trust schizo thread personalities

>>81842848
People in not mutt lands live with their parents until they're 50