Thread 81832102

if you're a grown man and you refuse to eat pussy, you're a loser and a homosexual.
you wonder why women don't like you, but how would you feel if a woman refused to blow you?
but oh, you won't do it because pussy tastes like hdmi cable or whatever? you're a fag. plain and simple. i get crazy huzz because i know how to make them moan and whimper.

>>81832102 (OP)
>refuse
>implying
Lmao

>>81832102 (OP)
bros what does pussy taste like

>>81832102 (OP)
I could pledge to eat all the pussy in China and I'd still be a virgin and disliked by women because I'm physically unattractive. if you want to larp as chad thundercock at least do so somewhere where people are retarded enough to fall for it

>>81832126
Bags of sand and salty pennies

Yeah I refuse to eat pussy, I also refuse to set the world record for 100m sprint, I refuse to be king of Spain and I refuse to live to be 10000000000 years old.

>>81832126
pennies, hdmi cable, fork, etc

>>81832102 (OP)
Enjoy your herpes and oral cancer

>>81832126
Musk,milk, salt, pennies and vinegar, sometimes hints of toffee.

>>81832174
if pussy is slightly salt i could be really into eating pussy. yeah you niggas are getting me horny

>>81832150
enjoy your unhappy marriage

>>81832187
>marriage
Oh my sweet summer child

>>81832102 (OP)
>you wonder why women don't like you
As if that's a negative lol
If I didn't had self respect and was a trash degenerate, I never would let a woman finish. I'm there to cum and fuck off. Fuck her pleasure

>>81832102 (OP)
I think blowjobs are overrated, not very fun experience. But I would still eat my femoid wifes pussy everyday.

>>81832126
Vinegary I think, I didn't pay much attention and its been a while?

>>81832222
Facesitting is kino.

If it's done pussy-first, it's straddling and not sitting.

>>81832222
>Vinegary I think
holy shit eating pussy is like eating sushi

>>81832102 (OP)
I would strongly prefer a woman who has never sucked a dick, including mine.

>>81832227
It only really works if she has a curvy figure

>>81832240
Not really, desu it doesn't taste very good. But some girls have really nice looking ones so I want to know if that tastes better.

>>81832187
>>81832218
kek if OP isn't a troll this shit is too funny

>>81832126
If she's clean and has good hygiene, it just tastes like skin.

>>81832102 (OP)
I would very much like to but I don't have a foid to love and eat out.

>>81832281
>pic related
if fembots dont do this to me im just gonna get drunk and french kiss a gay twink

>>81832281
go get one honestly

>>81832102 (OP)
>picrel
OUGHHH PUSSY I NEED PUSSY ON MY FACE OUGHHHH

>>81832298
That's much easier said than done. Having my own foid is also not really an option until I move out because my family is insane and I would never want to let my future foid be subjected to their bullshit.

>>81832126
What the fuck are all these answers like pennies and HDMI cables? Who the fuck has ever tasted an HDMI cable?

For the non-virgin larping answer, mostly they taste musky and sweaty, and sometimes they taste a bit like raw, unpasteurised honey.

Amazingly enough there are some girls who don't enjoy cunnilingus, although I did actually go out with a girl who didn't believe me when I told her that some girls didn't like it. (She certainly enjoyed it, so it wasn't due to any flaw in my technique!) She was French-Canadian and attributed not liking cunnilingus to "uptight anglos", and told me I should stick to French girls.

>>81832335
i want to eat pussy so bad bros

>>81832335
it tastes like something you shouldn't be ingesting desu

>>81832335
>like raw, unpasteurised honey.
that actually sounds rather pleasant.

>>81832102 (OP)
if you suck pussy you'll suck anything. it's a sign of weakness and possibly a sign that you're a finook.

>>81832220
>If I didn't had self respect and was a trash degenerate, I never would let a woman finish. I'm there to cum and fuck off. Fuck her pleasure
Imagine being such a bitter, broken virgin that you fantasize about women NOT enjoying sex with you. You really deserve the lonely life you've got ahead of you.

>>81832399
you need to be very based to be bitter to this point

>>81832335
nta but its all of those and a bit salty/metal like at times, but generally salty mucusy and a bit sweet. god i want to eat pussy again, the last one i had sucked

>>81832410
>and a bit sweet
wait what. sweet in what way?

>>81832363
>that actually sounds rather pleasant.
Oh it is, it really is.

>>81832392
Yeah you don't want those grapes anyway, they're sour

>>81832406
>you need to be very lonely and miserable to be bitter to this point
Fixed it for you

>>81832126
Stick a fork in an electrical socket. MAKE SURE TO USE RUBBER GLOVES THIS IS DANGEROUS. After you're done, leave it there, then sensually lick the fork (while still in the socket, make sure to keep the gloves on).
This is what pussy tastes like.

>>81832126
like skin and pee

>>81832126
tastes of dried milk, hints of sweat. rotted 0% greek yogurt with a light taste of vinegar, mixed with salted pennies

>>81832556
what does pee taste like

>>81832515
Oh great, now I'm electrocuted. Are you happy now anon, you killed me. I'm dead and I never even got to experience the taste of pussy, all thanks to you. My ghost will haunt you until you kill yourself, like some creepy Japanese horror movie.

>>81832643
the grudge wasn't even that good

>>81832335
>raw, unpasteurised honey
How do you know what raw, unpasteurized honey tastes like? Are you a bee?

>>81832676
>he's never given oral sex to a beehive

>>81832102 (OP)
>how would you feel if a woman refused to blow you?
If a woman refused to sodomize me, I'd think she's religious or something and actually respected our bodies, which makes me even more attracted to her if a little self-conscious of myself.

>>81832150
You know dental dams exist right?>>81832415
If she has eaten pineapple or has a diet of lots of other fruit.

>>81832102 (OP)

It's because women are fucking gross! If it tasted like strawberries and honey we would do it.

>>81832766
Bro, are you a femboy yellowjacket in disguise or are you just fucking with me?

Strike that and reverse it, I've already had enough horny femboy yellowjackets. I don't need another to the [honeypot].

Eating pussy is a sign of weakness because you should be able to just please her with your dick. Guys that are obsessed with eating pussy are usually low test.

>>81832906
What about guys that are obsessed with breast sucking or breastfeeding.

>>81832906
I'm above 1000 ng at 40 and I'm fine with eating pussy

>>81832896
>or are you just fucking with me?
Bruh of course I'm fucking with you. But only because I can't get any waspussy

>>81832981


Momma's boys. Many women find those guys weird.

>>81833086

That's because you're on TRT

>>81832102 (OP)
niggas saying eatin the pus pus is a submissive act (so what) as if you cant tie a bitch up and overstimulate her while shes helpless

>>81832906
pleasing her with your dick is mostly not possible, most women's clits are not low down enough for that

>>81833556
Good thing I have a foreskin

>>81833683
Sorry bro, most women can't orgasm from penetration. Dont matter your dick.

>>81832126
combination of sweat, skin, and like a coppery metallic taste

>>81832906 is a faggot

>>81833277
>Momma's boys. Many women find those guys weird.
Shame because I'm supposed to be the cute one

I want to but the only girl that might let me lives 8000 miles away. It's not fair.

>>81832174
my wife's cum

>>81832126
>bros what does pussy taste like
Sweat (salt), metal, and Playstation 3 exhaust air.

>>81832102 (OP)
Chad doesn't have to eat pussy to get his dick wet, why should I?

>>81832981
Love them. Girls who do this too

>>81833795
maybe your small dick, but big dicks can make a woman orgasm with minimal effort and zero foreplay.

>>81834254
Foreplay is the fun part
But keep coping

>>81832102 (OP)
i tried eating out a girl once and she said the disgust was visible on my face. then i tried with another and I instantly lost my boner and stopped being horny. i became self aware of what I was doing and the taste and texture was overwhelmingly bad and awful.

I'll never do it again.

>>81833092
You're doing it wrong: https://youtu.be/K0DDY299Ly4?si=CKw6ZytbuLu1qEDS

>>81834238
chad does eat pussy, though

>>81834241
That's what I'm saying. I get off more from breast sucking than anything else.

I knew /r9k/ was off in a way. But I didn't realize it was this gay.

>>81834276
That sucks anon. There has yet to be a pussy or clit I didn't enjoy licking or sucking. its especially hot when everyone I have told me I was amazing at it

>>81832102 (OP)
This is an actual phobia of mine. I've eaten ass before, and it tasted like shit, but I've never eaten pussy. Aside from recent years, it seems as though eating pussy was seen as much more disgusting than sucking cock.

>>81832102 (OP)
Okay

/thread

>>81834456
>picrel
genuinely what is wrong with men

>>81832102 (OP)
pussy tastes like nothing

>>81834492
What do you mean that's hot asf

>>81834668
i don't understand the psychology behind lolis with big futa cocks. that genuinely confuses me how you would get off to that. i mean isn't absolute domination part of the appeal of being a pedophile

>>81834860
Having your ass destroyed by a 13-year-old girl with a 10-inch monster cock would feel absolutely amazing.

>>81834949
that's just strange to me

>>81835229
I've had this fetish since I was possibly 17 (being attracted to underage girls), but as I get older (I'm 25 now.), it feels weirder and weirder. I feel like I should've indulged in this fetish when I was in my late teens. There was a cute 15-year-old girl who was into me when I was 19, but I felt a little odd over the idea of pursuing it. I told my dad about it, and he told me not to pursue it. I did get her phone number, though, but I had this retarded OCD fear that her parents would find out and not allow it. She was in the same apartment complex as me, and we met in the small apartment complex gym.

>>81832102 (OP)
>pubic hair
Very important picrel

>>81835268
i understand being a pedo, it's the getting topped by the little girls part that doesn't make sense to me

>>81835288
oh fuck off with your nazi propaganda. nobody cares you tool

>>81835288
i thought it was earlier? like 1910s?

>>81834286
>not posting the full version the composer uploaded like a year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8FQ-N0zb2U

>>81834492
You're in /r9k/. Not sure what you're expecting from the caliber of men here. The majority of the men here are mentally ill and believe they're gay/trans. I only come here because it's quite comfy if you ignore the porn

>>81833795
Most women (60%) can have orgasms when penetrated by intact dick. Only 36% report orgasms from penetration by mutilated dick.

>>81836756
I'm cut and it's never been a problem for me. Just need to know where to aim and have a basic sense of rhythm. Listen to her breathing and moans and include other stimulation rather than trying to replicate basic bitch porn scenes

>>81832126
It tastes like war, conquest, and sweet victory

>>81834225
Ma boy!

>>81833795
I can confirm this

>>81832102 (OP)
Every woman I've been with preffered rubbing and fingering to getting licked. Getting fingered feels better for women than getting oral.

>>81832102 (OP)
I will lick pussy though Im not as excited for it as I used to be.
Also
>but how would you feel if a woman refused to blow you?
I wouldnt care if she doesnt want to suck me because I dont lick her. All women think they're a blowjob goddess but it's often subpar.

>how would you feel if a woman refused to blow you?
there was this one chick (massive rack) who i coulda shoulda fucked, maybe, who made it clear to everyone that she doesn't suck dick. now, i can live without blowjobs, but that kind of straight refusal of something so vanilla did make me wonder whether the sex would even be worth it, or will i just be given some kind of list of what to (not) do or some shit

>>81832102 (OP)
I would eat pussy only of girl I'm in relationship with. To be fair I don't even expect girls to suck my cock, especially that I like PiV more than it, but they do it anyway for some reason.

>>81832126
Like salty skin.

>>81832335
>Who the fuck has ever tasted an HDMI cable?
You realize your nose is connected with your mouth and by smell alone you can often determine vague taste of item? Use the fucking tools nature gave you you plastic retard.

>>81836826
Then you're doing it wrong anon. The more you suck and tongue it like a little dick, the better

>>81836851
>You VILL choke me
>You VILL spit on me
>You VILL draw from a pre-approved lists of insults to use on me
>You VILL spank me
>You VILL NOT mind as I just lay there (I am the prize)
>You VILL NOT want anything for yourself unless I give it to you
>You VILL NOT cum in my mouth
>Und you vill be happy as the dominant in our relationship

>>81832102 (OP)
>you wonder why women don't like you, but how would you feel if a woman refused to blow you?
we all know its different

>but how would you feel if a woman refused to blow you?

I don't really care about blowjobs. So...

>>81832102 (OP)
First of, a woman will never let me near her, so lets get that out of the way.
But in a fantasy world where I'm 15% less autistic and 35% hotter?
Well....it depends.
Is she a virgin? Then yes. I will munch on that clam like a pig on christmas..

Is she a girl that had sex with multiple men? And complains that men never wear condomns with her? That they never go down on her, they just jump in her, nut inside after 2 minutes and leave?
Under no circumstance you should put your mouth near that cunt. You will get herpes. You will get HPV. Deadly mouth and throat cancer. It's not pretty.

You are a loser. You want to bang the pretty whore who likes riding the cock carousel. She doesn't like you, because you are a beta. You think giving her an orgasm will make her like you. It won't. If she wanted to have orgasms, she wouldn't be choosing the men she chooses. You will get HPV

TLDR
If you eat the pussy from a whore, you will get herpes and HPV. Mouth cancer. This is propaganda meant to give losers mouth cancer.


Dont fall for the whore propaganda, if a woman bitches about men dont try to be the first good one. You will get mouth cancer.

Do the right thing: marry a virgin, as a virgin. And eat her pussy alll you want.

I member a literal prostitute bitching about men being bad and selfish at sex. Well, yeah. They were paying her, they weren't trying to make her cum.


All this means is. You have to be retarded to eat out a prostitute's vagina. And...pay attention here: it doesn't matter if she is like a prostitute but does it for free. You have to be retarded to eat out a whore's vagina

>>81836927
Fuck off with the fear mongering and get the shots if you're that worried. You're more likely to get cancer from the chemicals leaching out of everyday plastics and metals, processed composites, workplace exposure, long commutes in a city, or living close to power transformers. 80% of sexually active people have had an HPV infections and it can be spread from making out or even sharing drinks. Herpes are a non issue if you know what to look for when they are flaring up and not disclosing them is a criminal offense is most places.

>>81832335
Is there a way for her to influence how it tastes, like men with semen? Honey sounds good.

>>81837014
Imagine listening to this fag. Society would go back to the stoneage with this careless risk assessment. And all that faghagging to get another man to eat pussy. You are a wimp cuckold.

>>81832102 (OP)
the best advice i heard from a friends mom was 'eating pussy is a gauge of your dick game'
the more you have to eat pussy the more she is telling you your dick is small and you suck at using it
sure, a handful of women cant get off from a proper fucking, out of the 100+ i have been with only a few couldnt
but the average girl people think cant get off from sex actually just isnt in to you enough to get her body wanting to
ive had many girls just explode into orgasms from going in them the first time
ive had ones say they never get off through sex have orgasm after orgasm
women just dont understand themselves when they are really into it and really wanting it, their body will take over

basically if you arent chad theres a high chance your dick wont get her off

>>81837014
90% sure you are just trolling. But you made me laugh anyways, thank you.

Anyways. You make a really good case for bringing back "virgin until marriage" as a social norm. Or at the very least no casual sex.

>>81837028
>Hurr I have nothing else to add to the conversation because I'm an inexperienced incel that hates women and shames sex workers I can't afford with my allowance

>>81837045
>AYO sheit this aint as bad as living in chernobyl nigga
Blow it out your aids riddled ass, cuckold faggot

>>81837043
99% sure you won't goggle it just so you can feel safe clutching your pearls while acting like some sheltered puritan that licks toilet seats when nobody is looking

>>81837043
I mean yeah im >>81837028
and his
>80% of sexually active people have had an HPV infections and it can be spread from making out or even sharing drinks.
gives it away
Still nicely done and im glad to bite.

>>81837073
why are you even trying so hard? Do you get some purity rings out of the deal or is this part of church volunteer hours. I wasn't even sure if the numbers myself but it's one search away so all you're doing is making yourself look like an idiot

>>81832613
It's a unique salty flavor, it tastes exactly how it smells if that makes sense. Urine contains waste from throughout the day so you get hints of whatever they drank or ate that day.

The flavor also depends on what was consumed, pure water pee is the best because it just contains all those pheremones we enlightened piss enjoyers crave

>t. piss enjoyer and my gf is also a piss enjoyer, thank you God

>>81837081
I wish I got some purity rings, shit would be so cash. Im kind of in the mood for chinese food though

>>81837053
>Hurr aids are for the gays. Prep is just the devil's tricks and my latent homo erotic thoughts won't win again

>>81837096
>Over half of the people living with HIV in the U.S. are gay and bisexual men, with approximately 700,000 of the 1.1 million people with HIV having acquired it through male-to-male sexual contact.
>In 2022, gay and bisexual men accounted for 67% of new HIV diagnoses
Aids is for the gays

>>81837088
I just enjoy watersports without needing an excuse to. Urine actually has very little in terms of pheramones compared to just letting yourself sweat for even 5 minutes

>>81837125
Sorry I'm not a bug chaser so I'm not going to entertain your fetish

>>81837137
>Two no u responses
Blown out of steam. Cuckold wimp hpv hiv carriers lose.
Aids is for the gays.

>>81837129
I just really like the smell of pee

>>81837145
Ok bubba. Just be glad you're acting this way on here because anyone else would just think you have the IQ of a warm milk bottle

>>81837216
Im also glad this is online otherwise you would have given everyone itt aids

>>81837209
Same desu but I've also known some that take it a bit too far for me. Fresh is preferred but I won't yuck someone's else's yum

>>81832102 (OP)
I refuse to do jackshit to any pussy that gets touched by a revolting brown jeet hand like that you cumsucking nigger faggot.

>>81837287
lol i'm white but ok

>>81837287
Oh look. Another racist homophobic fucktard on 4chan that never got enough attention from mommy and daddy. How original

>>81837409
How in the ever-loving fuck did that off-hand shitpost trigger you?
Is it your first day here or something?

>>81837432
It's not even shit posting. It's just someone being unironically racist in the most low effort way possible because they can without getting banned

>>81837521
No seriously, how did you find this place?
If you really care about people being racist, this isn't the site for you.
Maybe try Reddit? They love being angry all the time.

>>81837045
>"I shame sex workers"
You literally want men to eat out sex workers too. You are a fucking meme.

You know why AIDS spread so widely in Africa among straight people? Women can spread HIV vaginally for a relatively short period, after that HIV has almost no chance spreading from the vagina. But africans were living in the world you want to create. Every man was fucking multiple women, every woman was fucking multiple men. (They had an official boyfriend and extra boyftiends). Hiv spread thsnks to that.

But they were not wearing condoms!!! Condoms and pills and vaccines and antibiotics only work so far. If everyone is fucking eberyone, viruses will spread. They will mutate. And guess what. The same careless people who fuck everythibg are the same people who sometimes forget to wear condoms or use pills. I'm guessing you are among those people

>>81837521
Im not actually racist, not about skin colour at least. But I think the freedom to be racist is important for a functioning society, and support everyones right to call people no no words.

>>81832102 (OP)
I like that the girl is pale and the hand is my skin color. This artist is based.

but why do only some of them have to do it?

>>81837521
Whiny censorship loving niggers like you need to face the fucking wall

>>81837623
Men are darker than women on average. R9k incel that are pale are on estrogen or have low T

>>81832102 (OP)
What do you call women who don't like anal or having their assholes licked?

>>81837949
we call them based queens who dont enable homosexual behavior

>>81835293
A grown man should never lose to a little girl it's shameful desu

>>81837967
This. It's why I always make my daughter trip when we race to the car.
My wife has threatened to leave me over it, but what does she know?

>>81837069
If not wanting to eat a prostitute's pussy makes me a puritan, then I will be Captain of the Mayflower.

>80% of people are sometimes degenerates like me

You cling to these figures. You want to believe everyone is as trashy as you. You want to promote and normalize trashy behavior. Otherwise you'll feel bad about yourself

>>81832102 (OP)
>refuse
it's you retarded holes who keep refusing me

to be fair i have clue why anyone would ever suck a dick, to the extent that i personally now want to suck a dick just to fucking find out what the big deal is.

i also ate vagina, but i didnt really care for it or want to do it, it was just part of the seemingly natural progression of things you "had to do" before "having the sex". so after she went down on me, i turned around and went down on her. it seemed only fair.

it wasnt really unpleasant or anything, kinda weird, strange taste. it was kinda neat to "do something", like move my tongue and get basically direct feedback in the form of twitching/jolting/gasps. but...i coulda just of done that with my fingers.

>>81838386
that does remind me. while she was "okay" with sucking my dick (i could tell she didnt want to, that she only did it because it made me feel good, and it was...a step you were supposed to do before sex), she was weirded out by me still going for a kiss. really? its my own dick. and you had just put it in your mouth. and you were grossed out for a second or two there because i was about to kiss your lips (i always, ALWAYS slipped a tongue in. it was a running gag id brush her teeth with my tongue).

she didnt hesitate to kiss me after i ate her vagina out. whats the difference.

>>81838472
Some women dont want you to be weirded out by kissing you after they sucked your dick, then they internalize that feeling and are hesitant.

>>81837409
>another anon uses the word jeet
>anon's sleeper agent code activates and he immediately has a melty
hello saar

>>81838386
You're gay, anon. Just find a nice looking twink on Grindr and live out your fantasies.

>>81832102 (OP)
mhhhhh pussy lick lick lick lick

>>81839030
nah i just dont think so. who'd wanna be around with me. also, gaaaay

>>81840581
>i just dont think so
Anon. You wish to suck dick. No matter what your reasoning behind that is, wanting to do that makes you gay.
There's no shame in it.

>>81832126
it really depends. If I ate my gf out at the end of the day, it'd taste kinda sour, but shortly after a shower it'd taste a bit unique. I don't really know how to describe it. A bit earthy and nutty almost.

>>81840620
well here comes the dick sucking rule police i guess, everybody move along, nothing to see here

>>81832126
Like an HDMI cable

>>81832117
>implying
implied

>>81840657
>A bit earthy and nutty almost
he doesnt know
whose gonna tell him

>>81842840
Oh it's nutty alright..