Thread 81832692

I was born with a roast beef looking vagina even though im a virgin. Should I kill myself? I dont think any man will ever want me so I dont really see a point in living. Also im too poor to afford a labiaplasty. I dont really have any friends irl and none of my family members love me so no one would miss me either

>>81832692 (OP)
show me your roastbeef anon

>>81832692 (OP)
you should kys if you really want to
but if you think there is any possibility that you might not want to, then maybe wait a little bit.

>>81832701
no. im determined to die before anyone sees it. Im 18 so if I kill my self now at least ill only have polluted the world with my roastie-ness for less than two decades

>>81832692 (OP)
Don't worry about it, the only people who care about that are sad virgin incels who will never touch a pussy in their entire lives.

>>81832708
I would maybe consider living if one day a guy will love me but I know thats impossible. The rest of me is ugly too which doesnt help. Even if a guy did love me id still feel bad that hed have to be with a gross roastie and I would still hate myself so much

>>81832731
then why are there so many memes about it? And even besides that it just looks disgusting in general. Every time I see myself naked I have the urge to slice off my labia so I never have to see it again. My parents shouldve killed me the moment they noticed I had a roastie vag

>>81832717
Who even cares about this. Any guy with half a brain knows that not all roasties are like that because of being ran through. And desu lips are kinda hot

>>81832756
no guy actually thinks that, theyre just liars who want female validation. They would think im gross deep down. Also regardless of what guys think ill always see it as ugly and ill always think that I deserve to die

>>81832692 (OP)
i hate the look of all vaginas maybe we can date i wont mind your roastbeef because i hate all types of pussy

>>81832692 (OP)
Roast beef is goated, grippy lips are so nice. I'm not sure how this meme even got started

>>81832781
I think youre just gay

>>81832692 (OP)
Nah, get over it. Like half the people walking around have fucked up looking genitals, even the best looking ones are still weird. If you really want to do a surgery someday you can, you will earn money. There are plenty of good reasons to kys, that's not a very good one at all.

>>81832769
I'm straight up telling you it's not gross. The first girl I fucked had roast beef lips and the second one was nearly an innie but I preferred the first in almost every way. She was somehow tighter too despite being older

>>81832784
no it isnt. my genitals are objectively disgusting looking and I deserve to be brutally tortured to death for having them. They should just automatically throw babies into dumpster if theyre born with roast beef vags desu

>>81832787
no i just think vulvas are gross but i am attracted to women im just not gonna look at your pussy and if i eat you out im gonna close my eyes

>>81832794
having to walk around with the knowledge that I have a roast beef vag would make me want to kill myself even if 99% of men didnt think it was ugly

>>81832755
>why are there so many memes about it?
Because there's a lot of sad, bitter virgins who hate women, and they make these memes to get back at them. Seriously, out in the real world nobody would know what you're talking about if you said "roasties".

>>81832834
but theyre right that my genitals are disgusting they look so bad. why couldnt my parents have just killed me when I was a baby? It wouldve been much less cruel than letting me continue to exist as a disgusting freak

dont be so negative. you are designed by god. designed to give guys a funny story to tell

>>81832769
crazy how woman will turn compliment and encouragment into all men are evil

>>81832841
ok how are your tits though

You realize that was a dumb meme started here on /r9k/ around in 2015, right? Tbe original image that started it was an anon who posted two porn stars vaginas, yet claimed it was the same, with the left being "only a few" as her body count, and the right being "very high body count." It just blew up after that, hence we have the roastie meme. It was a great troll though. The lols generated by it was legendary, and the original Anon who created it should be immortalized.

>>81832692 (OP)
i kinda like beef curtains
they're fun to nibble
and they add a little friction on the shaft
i'd treat you right anonette, plenty of others would too
don't give up

>>81832864
men will always see me as a joke and a freak and nothing more than that I will never be loved by anyone
>>81832865
men arent evil for thinking im gross i would think I was gross if I was a man too
>>81832869
if I had the most perfect tits ever it wouldnt matter because men would only notice that I have a gross roast beef vag nothing else matters

>>81832875
but its right tho my genitals do look gross and it makes me look ran through and unlovable

>>81832898
>if I had the most perfect tits ever it wouldnt matter
LET ME TELL MEN ABOUT YOURSELVES
mmk lol ur dumb

>>81832875
I remember the thread where the term "roastie" was coined, good times

>>81832692 (OP)
Nothing wrong with beef flaps. Any dude who's actually stretched a girl knows the size of her labia is meaningless, it's just how tight or loose she is that changes, innies don't turn into outies just from getting fucked.

>>81832755
Because it triggers actual roasties who've behaved like complete sluts. The point of those memes is to piss off whores with an inflated sense of self importance by hitting them where it hurts - in the source of their value and what their lifestyle and choices have done to it. Not to attack girls like you.

>>81832881
stop lying to me please im really sick of it roasties are incapable of being loved by men any woman who has a roast beef vagina will never ever be loved in her whole life and she deserves to be butchered to death

>>81832928
if you're near chicago, i can prove to you that i'm not lying

>>81832692 (OP)
Theres plenty of guys who would still date you, stop worrying so much. Just get a bf who has some money and convince him to save up for a labiaplasty, seriously, no need to kill yourself for such a dumb reason femanon. Im rooting for you

>>81832913
i know its impossible for a man to love me with a roast beef vagina so I know the rest doesnt matter
>>81832919
well all I got from it is that my vagina makes me look like a whore and I will never be loved by anyone

>>81832692 (OP)
Look, if you're not going to show it off to us we don't care.

>>81832928
Dumb bitch, basically ALL women have external labia that are visible to some degree

>>81832692 (OP)
I love these fucking cunts so much. These are the real deal. Real vaginas are messy, are meatty. Those vaginas that go through plastic surgeries to remove them big lips are cringe, pathetic and pedobait. I sure love me some mexican torta on that clit.

>>81832937
i dont live anywhere near there and I know you would just kill me if we met up thats what all men secretly want to do to roasties
>>81832939
im too ugly to get a rich bf and saving up would take too long anyways im tired of this agony I need to end it all soon I wish my attempt from when I was 12 worked and I was dead and gone

>>81832951
i dont care if its normal or if other women have it it looks gross and it makes me want to kill my self >>81832956
its not pedobait for a vag to not look disgusting

>>81832967
>i dont live anywhere near there
that's a shame
>I know you would just kill me if we met up thats what all men secretly want to do to roasties
no, i'd take you to dinner and we'd get to know each other

>>81832980
i know youre lying please stop i know I am incapable of being loved by anyone especially a man

>>81832979
So so you think half of women deserve to die because they don't have pornstar pussies

What about men with excess foreskin

>>81832898
Insecure ass femcel. I've seen worse kinks than roastbeef pussy. It sure as hell ain't that rare for a man to obsess on it. But since you are SO insecure and retarded you probably will die alone out of fear, regardless of that pussy .

>>81832989
you're catastrophizing, anonette. if you can, you should talk to a counselor or a therapist. this is a maladaptive thought pattern that you can work on and grow out of. it'll be easier to find love once you learn to love yourself.

>>81832815
That's a load of bullshit. If 99% of men liked it, you'd be happy about it.
>>81832967
Yeah of course you crave a rich high status bf. Are you from America or europe?

>>81833001
yes they do its gross and they should be killed as soon as theyre born

excess foreskin doesnt make men look like gross std-riddled blown out whores
>>81833002
I dont want a man with a roast beef pussy fetish it makes me so miserable and suicidal knowing that I have one I feel so disgusting

>>81832692 (OP)
if it's not like an mutant slug crawling over my tickle pickle I don't want it

>>81832979
Why is it disgusting bitch. I found more disgusting seeing an adult woman with no lips like she's still 8 or some shit, fucking gross . At this point you shouldve already posted that pussy so we can critique based on facts and not rely on your retardness.

>>81832692 (OP)
op being 18 (maybe, she's probably lying) and histrionic over her beef flaps tells me it's probably not bad at all and she's just retarded

>>81833010
I dont have the money for that. also my mom took me to a therapist when I was young because I tried to kill myself at 12 like I said before and she didnt help me at all she said I was ugly
>>81833021
No I wouldnt because it looks fucking disgusting. I dont care how rich my hypothetical bf is, getting a labiaplasty would only help a bit bc I would still feel like a roastie on the inside and id hate myself for getting cosmetic surgery because i wouldnt be natural

OP no man likes roasties except for a few pervs with a fetish. don't listen to these anons telling you it's not a big deal, they're probably foids laughing at you.
the good news is you can just fix it and end up with a top tier pussy

>>81832967
>rich bf
Your bf doesnt necessarily need to be rich, just not a poorfag. Labiaplasties are like $5000 on average, probably more with a better surgeon. Thats not insanely expensive, unless youre a third worlder. Think about it, if your vagina is what makes you suicidal, your life is only a couple thousand dollars away from improving drastically. Is it really worth killing yourself over that amount?

>>81832692 (OP)
well, are you a virgin?

>>81833059
What therapist tells you that you're ugly? Sounds like bait
Where are you from?

>>81832717
I'm an 18 year old virgin too, and if you loved me and let me see it, I wouldn't judge and we'd have many kids together as long as you'd marry me. Unfortunately, I don't know you IRL so I can only dream but if I did see it, I wouldn't judge as long as you were a virgin.

>>81833089
I told her I felt like I was ugly and she said *well if you are thats not a big deal* i know thats what she meant because if i was pretty she wouldve said I was. im from the us
>>81833063
im still too ugly to get a boyfriend
>>81833085
yes I am I am so lonely

>>81833063
exactly but I cant fix it I cant get a bf bc I am too ugly physically

>>81832944
Okay. You've been told otherwise. Listen or don't, cunt, not my problem.

do you live in the midwest? i will love you and cum in your roast beef pussy plenty of times over if true

I would date you but you'd probably get the ick from my thin frame and 4.5" dick.

>>81832692 (OP)
>I was born with a roast beef looking vagina even though im a virgin
I will never understand why anyone cares about this kind of stuff. Who cares? Why should you? You can't control how you were made.

>>81833063
>this fetish is better than that fetish
bold move cotton. let's see how it plays out

>>81833033
Im not posting my own on here but mine looks like 28 (image I found off Google)

>>81832898
in covid times when people had masks i booked a hooker. she had a facemask. when she took it off she revealed a big spot. pimple maybe, not herpes. but it turned me off so much that i gave her half the money and left.
i dont remember her as a freak or a joke. just a funny story to tell.
you could be her. just accept yourself

>>81833105
This is me. After reading the replies and considering you didn't reply to me, nevermind. You're probably secretly a whore who gets off to others talking about your gentials or something or maybe not white. TFW will always be a truecel

>>81833177
That's pretty bad but easily fixable

>>81833158
no I live in the south
>>81833169
I care because it makes me look disgusting and it means I will never be loved by a man

>>81833186
I didnt reply because I know youre lying I know men are incapable of loving roasties youre just trying to bait me so you can cut my organs up

>>81833177
thats unironically not even bad, theres like 10-11 ones that are worse on that image

>>81833188
5000 dollar surgery isnt easily fixable

>>81833190
I really hate that I have to repeat this cause its so tedious, but you know that when you find someone that ACTUALLY loves you, they won't care about that small 'flaw' of yours?
Stop being retarded.

>>81833212
its not a small flaw its a huge flaw and every other part of me is ugly too and I also have a terrible personality as you can clearly see

>>81833212
Yet when I tell guys I enjoy their smol pp grub they get mad at me

>>81833200
I don't care what your pussy looks like, I just want love but nevertheless, considering you're talking about your pussy to a bunch of old bastards on 4chan, you're probably secretly an unloving whore who'd make me kill myself. Or more likely you're a tranny getting off to the idea that you're actually a cute and insecure 18 year old girl.

>>81833228
nobody believes women because you're always lying like you see a disfigured woman with no lips on social media and the comments are all "ur beautiful :)".
That's why OP should ignore >>81833212 and actually fix her roastie then go to therapy.

>>81833240
im not a whore i just need to vent and this is the only place where people will be honest about if I should kill myself or not

>>81833177
28 isn't even bad genuinely lol. if you said something like 21, 22, 23, 26 it'd be over. 28 is just a regular pussy

>>81833245
I cant fix my roastie because I am poor and too ugly to get a man

rip here is anonette, she killed herself over her vaginy lips

>>81833263
its not regular its disgusting a bunch of people in this thread have said its bad too

>>81833222
You aren't ready for a relationship being this insecure, its harsh but the truth
>>81833245
You're off your schizo meds again grandpa...

>>81832692 (OP)
>im a virgin
you know nobody will believe you

>>81833282
no the harsh truth is that no one likes roasties and I will die alone

>>81833261
No, you shouldn't kill yourself, you're a woman and any man would be lucky with an 18 year old virgin. Considering you're in the south and I'm in upper Florida we'd probably be able to meet but I wouldn't want you to corrupt my sons pure Ukrianian genes with whatever you are.

>>81833245
>implying this isn't just a larp
but I got to fantasize about some sloppy taco so it's not all bad

>>81833286
I was literally born like this idk how to convince you of that plenty of people are born that way

>>81833297
no offense but I dont think being short or whatever is as bad as this

>>81833288
You're only proving my point that you're not mature enough for a relationship. I can't believe people like you are considered adults with how skewed and ignorant your views are.

>>81833338
plenty of other people on this board also believe that roasties are gross and unlovable and the people who say otherwise are just lying Im not being immature im just stating the truth

>>81833316
being short as a man literally prevents you from being able to get to the bedroom with a woman in the first place in a lot of cases.

>>81833349
Its not the truth you retard. You're in a echo chamber of misogynists, and you seriously think that the entire population of the earth is on this board?
I'm just throwing out a big wild guess here, the reason you probably don't get dates is because of how insanely insecure and ignorant you are. Holy shit you have to be trolling me.

Anon, help me out here.
I've known only two women, one had a lot of sex and no large labia, and one who did not have a lot of sex BUT did a -lot- of masturbation.
My theory is that the friction caused it to grow.
Can you confirm?

>>81833379
and having a roast beef vag makes it so no man will want you
>>81833380
this board is what all men secretly think on the inside

>>81833177
28 is nothing.
t. guy who dated a 21
Now -that- was a bit much.

>>81833408
no it isnt other people said its bad I know youre lying you think Im a gross roastie too stop lying if mine doesnt make a perfect line when Im standing Im worthless as a human being

>>81833402
>this board is what all men secretly think on the inside
Proving my point, all you've been doing, you're not intelligent enough to converse with, as a large quantity of the board is as well.

>>81833426
why wont you just admit the truth and say I should kill myself because men will never love me and will always see me as a gross roastie

>>81833420
ok so kill yourself already and then nobody will have to look at your roast beef vagina right?

>>81833572
youre right. im gonna take the pills in the medicine cabinet and the world will be rid of a worthless roastie

>>81833420
Maybe you just provided a bad picture, but 28 to me just looks like it's visible on the outside but no significant length. If that's the case it's a matter of color, which is ???
Like, this is going to sound weird I'm sorry, but I'm circumcised. When I'm just standing around doing whatever, you can see the head of the penis. It's pink or red or whatever. If I wasn't circumcised, it would be the same size, but the skin would be covering it making it less red/pink. Now, I wish I was uncircumcised, but whatever.

A little bit on the outside would mean I could give you a more sensitive lick without having to stick my tongue inside. I don't really know what I'm getting at anymore, the point is, from what i see, a 28 wouldn't bother me. (though a 21 would, and did).

>>81833597
have fun, glad you got what you wanted to hear

>>81833597
Foids will literally kill themselves before giving incels a chance, brutal

>>81833169
Personally I just find it off putting.
If you don't care that's fine but why am I not allowed to think it looks ugly?

>>81832692 (OP)
This has to be a LARP thread made by an attention whore or mentally ill tranny.

This is an anonymous fucking board, you shouldn't be embarrassed to show your meat flaps. Just pointing out the idiocy of complaining about an issue most guys here say they don't care about (Why would we lie dude? Accusing us of lying is even more proof this thread is bait) then not actually showing us so we can determine how bad it is.

I didn't read this thread beyond OP's convo with >>81833105 but if no one else is pointing out how this is such a obvious (You) farming thread then you're everything that's wrong with this board.