Thread 81834517

if you have beef curtains? they complain about it all the time. yeah i know the standard is to have a tiny pastel pink slit with as little flaps as possible. mine doesn't look like that. it is not too fat but i do have some meaty flaps going on. it's okay if you have an aesthetic preference and think my pussy is ugly. i just hate that moids genuinely think it is correlated with your body count. i have never had sex, my pussy has never been penetrated ever but still look like a roastie. it just happens.

>>81834517 (OP)
i dont know foid. this is like asking a starving bum if he prefers top sirloin or filet mignon

>>81834517 (OP)
>>81834530
but yes, if i see your roast beef i assume you are lying about being a virgin and your bodycount. you lying hoe bitch

>>81834517 (OP)
Those chicks with 3 inch long labia are pretty hot ngl. It's just a question of taste like whether you prefer hairy (based) or shaved (gay faggot)

also its true that roast beefs arent necessarily from bodycount. a chad with a huge, cut cock who pounded your roasty for years will roast out your pussy but technically your bodycount is just at 1

If he got you in bed it won't dissuade him but if he's an asshole he might neg you about it to control you later. But jerks will use anything for that. My cheating ex is the only guy that ever negged my pussy. And I'm a huge slut I've fucked a ton

>>81834517 (OP)
I dont care but its displeasant.

>>81834589
tell me you're a virgin without telling me you're a virgin. this just isn't true

>>81834598
please do not try to make up words

>>81834606
o.o

touched a nerve did i

>>81834589
my pussy was roasted before anything entered it

>>81834610
You understood me well, you unsufferable displeasant nigger

>>81834594
i think moids are definitely going to think my pussy is ugly which does not exactly make me look forward to having sex but i hope they probably won't comment

>>81834619
no and making statements like that embarrasses us all and makes everyone that reads them dumber

kekekekek this is a sensitive subject

i dont care. gimme that roast beef, stacey, i'll eat it like it's my last meal. chads may care cus they have options

i pussy worshipped some Korean stacey for 30 minutes everytime we had sex. she had a roast beef pussy but she was hot and her slutty roast beef pussy made it hotter. eat that pussy eat her ass too lick her clit, her greedy pussy took forever to cum

>>81834637
There are very few points during sex where you actually look directly at the vagina. Not even during cunnilingus. If you have to worry about anything, worry about your butt and boobs.

>>81834727
i can avoid being insecure about my butt and boobs by keeping clothes on during sex

>>81834738
You might run into a problem there.

>>81834738
fix your body you fat bitch

not only are you a roasty, you are a FAT roasty? bitch how in the fuck are you even having sex in the first place? disgusting

>>81834738
Not many fixes for boobs but boob guys are retarded anyways. Hit the gym and shape that ass and you'll be fine.

>>81834695
fuck I love that. it's especially hot when they start grabbing on my hair or shoulders and literally fuck my face

>>81834758
>>81834774
where did i say i'm fat

>>81834790
im a literal minute man, if that, so i pussyworship stacies because 1) i want to 2) i want them to cum cus i'll insta nut once inside.

we were 69ing and she would suffocate me with her greedy pussy but i kept licking because she is so petite and light and hot and i didnt care. but once she realized i was suffocating and moved slightly i'd inhale big gulps of oxygen through my nose

>>81834831
only fat bitches cover up their body

I care more about your inability to search the catalogue then your inability to have a desirable looking pussy.
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>>81834854
yeah let's pretend every woman who is not fat looks like a model
>>81834857
it's her thread, not mine

>>81834890
>it's her thread, not mine
It answers your question.
You don't need unique answers. It's not even a different crop of robots considering it's active now.

>>81834832
Even if you weren't s two pump chump, a very surprising amount of girls don't get offered. Almost every hookup of mine with girls has been from offering oral compared to just peenor goes in vajaja

>>81835077
hey now, even us minute men have our pride. i am not a two pump chump, alright, im a minute man.

i only want to pussy worship stacies anyway.

the real question is- would any man really enjoy licking, kissing and worshipping beef curtains?

>>81835099
of course. hearing stacey moan and wail as she clenches her thighs around my face is it's own special reward.

>"i did that, she is having a convulsing orgasm because of me, because of my mouth and tongue. i made stacey feel good"

i dont eat out non stacies cus idc

>>81834517 (OP)
"Roastie" is a forced meme from early /r9k/ invented in retaliation for "manlet". Labia size is genetic not a result of penetration. No straight man actually cares.

>>81835085
Don't take it personally. I love guys who cum quickly. It's very flattering

>>81834517 (OP)
If u pull down your pants and have a roastie im genuinely just leaving

>>81835099
I'm a girl and I know I do. Pussy is pussy and I've yet to meet one I didn't enjoy

>>81835111
>>81835163
I have a big fetish for cunnilingus but I fear that once I finally get a gf and go down on her she'll look like an open wound and I won't be able to wholeheartedly worship her

>>81834517 (OP)
>i have never had sex, my pussy has never been penetrated ever
Sure bud

>>81835178
stacies have pretty flesh roses for their pussy i just wanna lick them with the full force of my autism

>>81835178
do you feel the same way about mouths? just take a nice deep sniff and let the pheromones take over

>>81834517 (OP)
I guess a little bit? How bad is it, can you post a pic that's close to how yours looks?
I've seen some clips posted of some women with massive flaps and that is not very attractive, that being said having flaps is not neccesarily a downside, it's just not actively attractive like having a slit is.

>>81834517 (OP)
I like steaks medium, except skirt/flank which needs medium well, found out the hard way.

>>81835243
Mouths are not covered, you can see what they look like immediately when you meet...

>>81835271
Oh we're still on that. Honestly and truly I wish you the best of luck because barely any woman virgin or not is going to have your ideal anime pussy. If those are your standards it's cool but most people even if the most degenerate order aren't that picky

I dropped a woman after she showed me her beef curtains
instant turn off

>>81835727
falsus et homosexualis desu