Weirdest thing a normie ever told you - /r9k/ (#81834988) [Archived: 544 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:10:26 AM No.81834988
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>be me back in high school
>stereotypical nerd, get bullied a lot
>too much of a pussy to do anything about it
>washing my hands after using the bathroom
>one of my bullies approaches
>herewegoagain.jpg
>Instead of making fun of me or slapping me around he just looks at me with concern
>"Why are you always so quiet?"
>"What?"
>"And you are completely emotionless too. That's not good, only junkies are emotionless."
>"U-uh, thanks?"
>he shakes his head and leaves
>he stopped bullying me after that

Still not sure what to make of that interaction
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:12:06 AM No.81834998
> hey did u hear about so and so
> omg yes hahaha what a loser
Two weeks later
> hey so and so we missed u so much omg!

Makes me physically sick every time
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:14:00 AM No.81835010
>>81834988 (OP)
>he stopped bullying me after that
thats good
did you ever figure out why he said that though? maybe he had issues like that back home?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:16:27 AM No.81835023
Some normie told me the vagina and anus are only 1 inch apart.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:17:55 AM No.81835031
>>81835010
No, we never really talked after that. If I had to guess I'd say he took pity on me, since he stopped bullying me afterwards but kept bullying the other kids
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:22:32 AM No.81835060
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>at a gathering
>get a beer
>didnt realize it's an IPA (nasty nasty nasty)
>say how gross it is
>someone asks why i dislike it
>i say it's too bitter and gives me a grapefruit sort of taste
>he says its not brewed with grapefruit though
>i tell him i know, it just tastes like it and i dont like it
>he says it again that it's not brewed with grapefruit
>i tell him the same thing again
>he says it again
>i feel like im maybe retarded
>just say ok man and carry on
I told this story to some people some time later and apparently I'm not the retard in it so that's good I guess
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:22:39 AM No.81835061
>>81835031
>stopped bullying me afterwards but kept bullying the other kids
kek
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:24:00 AM No.81835072
>>81834988 (OP)
>>"Why are you always so quiet?"
ime people who say this are mad that you have social preferences
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:27:58 AM No.81835101
>>81835072
I've always been quiet and kind of cold, which is a part of the reason I got bullied. I've been asked why I'm so quiet a million times, so that part doesn't confuse me. What does confuse me is the whole "you're emotionless like a junky" part. Was he worried I'm an addict or something?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:29:48 AM No.81835114
>>81835060
I never understood why people like alcohol so much. It doesn't taste all that good and whenever I get drunk I just get really depressed and melancholic.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:31:50 AM No.81835127
>>81835114
I'm a happy drunk, alcohol is my happy juice but unironically. I also like how beer tastes but really just gotta find a mix you like that tastes good.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:37:51 AM No.81835183
>>81835127
I like the taste of wine but I don't feel like spending money on it, and I'm more of a sad drunk than a happy one
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:24:10 PM No.81835549
>>81835183
Because you should want to drink so much that you get fun. If you don't wish you will be sad and more.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:26:36 PM No.81835568
>>81835114
Wine genuinely tastes great.
The effect of alcohol has a genetic component, it feels amazing to me, best drug I've tried so far.