I wanna fucking kill myself - /r9k/ (#81837040) [Archived: 330 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:07:04 PM No.81837040
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why do barbers suck at their job so much? I wanted to look cool but now i'm stuck looking like a medieval peasant
fml
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:09:14 PM No.81837052
>>81837040 (OP)
did you try to get an edgar cut?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:09:31 PM No.81837056
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>>81837040 (OP)
https://youtu.be/tSHbbTcbcds
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:10:17 PM No.81837060
>>81837052
no. I wanted medium long hair with bangs. Instead i fucking got >>81837056
that
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:11:49 PM No.81837068
>>81837060
https://youtu.be/byNlqUFddeo?si=h4eV1Tu5hRKsNEXk
you wanted this?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:11:58 PM No.81837070
>>81837040 (OP)
I have continued to style my own hair and facial hair for about 2 years year now. It is easier to learn than cooking and is also cheap.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:14:22 PM No.81837083
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>>81837040 (OP)
>How anon looked in the mirror afterwards
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:14:55 PM No.81837086
>>81837068
no
>>81837070
it's easy if all you do is buzz it, but if you want something more intricate you're stuck with a barber
>>81837083
i unironically look worse
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:18:04 PM No.81837112
>>81837086
Anton was styling in that movie what do you mean, also fuck your barber needs to be executed if that is so
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:27:42 PM No.81837183
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>>81837086
??? Are you stupid it takes like 10-15 minutes of dedication with just scissors to get a clean cut. Alternatively you can buy haircut kits that cost like 70 dollars and get a fast easy haircut in 5-8 minutes
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:30:24 PM No.81837213
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>>81837183
what if i want the dmc3 dante look
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:32:04 PM No.81837229
>>81837213
dante has long hair retard why would you and cut it? just let it grow
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:33:37 PM No.81837245
>>81837060
just in time for a green lantern cosplay now that james gunn superman is out
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:36:21 PM No.81837267
>>81837213
then grow it out retard lmfao
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:36:53 PM No.81837272
>>81837229
>>81837267
it was too long
i needed to cut it
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:43:36 PM No.81837337
>>81837040 (OP)
I cut my own hair and whatever utter insanity comes from it is what I call my style, I don't bother with beep boop NPC niggercut #1-12, I let God style my hair and that involves doing nothing other than bathing. I look utterly fucking insane irl and people avoid me except the homeless, but I consider that winning.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:46:28 PM No.81837364
>>81837272
don't go to a barber, shave that shit and go skinhead for a bit until it grows back lol
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:59:28 PM No.81837485
>>81837337
now im curious
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:03:44 PM No.81837522
>>81837040 (OP)
I just get a peaky blinders cut, I THINK it is called a high taper fade and I tell him to not cut the bangs too much. Fujos love it
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:04:55 PM No.81837533
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:12:00 PM No.81837604
>>81837086
>i unironically look worse
We need a pic dude cmon
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:13:08 PM No.81837618
>>81837604
just imagine a peasant bowlcut
i am not posting myself on r9k
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:14:10 PM No.81837631
>>81837522
i am NEVER getting a fade
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:20:24 PM No.81837685
>>81837522
I'd consider growing it out if I were you. It's kinda faux pas at the moment, like skinny jeans, it was popular pre covid, now long hair and baggier clothing are in. I've been to all Scandianavian countries recently and only arabs still have that haircut (and skinny jeans). Further more, only arabs use armani, its like they're always 10 years behind.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:27:37 PM No.81837768
>>81837685
I do it because I like how it looks like when I grow it out, I don't actually like the high fade look because it is too normiecoded to me. It fits my head shape and allows me to not look awkward with bangs, bangs or men is the true Redpill for zoomers
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:03:15 PM No.81838217
>>81837485
Curious about what? Which part did I say that made you feel that way?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:08:05 PM No.81838272
>>81838217
curious about how dumb your hair looks
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:08:53 PM No.81838280
>>81838272
My hair looks cooler than niggercut #7
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:09:24 PM No.81838286
>>81837040 (OP)
This is why I go to a woman hairdresser and show her a picture.
They unironically do better and I'm a black dude saying this since I get a curly/mulatto perm (since it's easier to maintain than an afro)
I even saw my hairdresser do a dudes lineup and it was better than most barbers in my city that I've seen.
Showing a picture of what you want also helps btw.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:10:08 PM No.81838295
Barbers and stylists been tearing up my shit for 3 months now so im just growing it out
my "bangs" look like a plate on my head and my sides are uneven and full of bald spots
i went fucking psycho cause all the girls began treating me like shite. fuckin skanks