give me the exact instructions on how to get a bf please

>>81837219 (OP)
just talk to them and give them what they want
protip: they want sex. and lots of it

>>81837219 (OP)
just talk to him

>>81837219 (OP)
https://voca.ro/1lgMnusGQy9T

>>81837219 (OP)
Win URA finale and post stats and sparks.

just make yourself available in literally any capacity. people will be soliciting you in this very thread

I got an irl bf by randomly finding him on social media then talk hours about some government controlled by flying cows made up in my mind.
he said that's what made him fall in love. idk how men function

>>81837219 (OP) There are many sorts of bfs. For each archetype you'll need a different strategy. Use AI for instructions.

Don't screw up with the ones you have

>>81837717
>idk how men function
i don't either and i'm a man
it's like, men actually just *tolerate* women simply because they need them to reproduce

if you're older, you've probably heard of the term "tomboy" - every man has this sort-of fantasy of having a tomboy gf, 'member when folks used to say
>"she's like one of the boys"
the explicit and implicit message behind that is very clear for me personally

>>81837796
I hoped one day I'll never hear these fuckass terms holy shit. my bf probably just realized I'm a fucking loser and won't cheat like his ex did

>>81837219 (OP)
>>81837219 (OP)
>install tinder
>have sex with the first person that gives you attention
>let them nut inside you
>say youre pregnant
Many such cases

>>81837855
yours sounds like a conservative guy, so if you really think he's the one then just play along

>>81837984
Idk man we almost broke up 4 times because he's very affectionate and dumb, and I say stupid things when I'm angry

>>81838038
if you guys ever get married, you're playing the part already
>be him
>"i hate my wife, always gets on my nerves!"
>be you
>"i hate my husband, guy's as dumb as bricks"
well, idk what to say anon - you guys just have to sort this shit out yourselves

>>81838172
Idk it's been 2 years. someone better do something before I kms

>>81838283
>someone better do something before I kms
haha no don't do that you're so cute

>>81838296
then I'll buy a pink rope to die cutesy or some shit

>>81837796
>men actually just *tolerate* women simply because they need them to reproduce
yep. but there are a few special 1 in a 1000 who are 100% your friend and lover (those never like me back though ahahaha

>>81838675
that's why dating women as a woman is a thing. scissors land propaganda

>>81838698
those women are never happy

>>81838639
lmao
you sound like a hot mess tbf

>>81838713
then it's our mission to make them happy

>>81838731
sadly my bf doesn't have the same opinion

>>81838791
you just need someone on the same wavelength
i feel like you were made to always be in a toxic relationship, anon

idk, i'm just saying shit right now

Kidnap him

>>81837219 (OP)
It's another homosexual thread

>>81838809
I was made to become a bathtub decoration, but Ig toxic relationship goes hard too

>>81837237
this I find it hilarious and tragic that women are scared of asking men out when it's WAY easier for them

>>81837219 (OP)
Men like 99% of men like one of these 4 things: sex, food, cars and beer. If you can give him one of these reliably and at a high quality you can get any man you want.

>>81840030
i really need a license dont i...

>>81840078
License? No. You just need to pretend to car about his interest in cars and let him show off.

>>81840119
>car about his interests
kek

>>81840030
at that we should just date women. women are more interesting

>>81840030
>Men like 99% of men
Probably true

>>81837219 (OP)
Just ask for one here and you'll get about 10,000 offers in 10 minutes.

>>81840284
Nta but no. There's plenty of men who don't do this stuff but you're only interested in a certain type of man