Thread 81837854

If you could make one biological change to females what would it be?

>>81837854 (OP)
they should have penises as well as vaginas

>>81837854 (OP)
give some of those female patern baldness
just because I'm evil like that

>>81837854 (OP)
I'd make it so they don't get period cramps :)

>>81837854 (OP)
Make them all 20cm taller. Then we can finally have some women of decent height.

>>81837877
Wholesome anon. Seconded.

>>81837854 (OP)
Make them unable to get fat which is what they all want anyway

nah it's a one spike
t. post hoc birth fallacy

>>81837854 (OP)
Fix their brains, so they're based and not retarded

>>81837918
I don't think that will fix them, anon

>>81837877
same but for the different reason that they cant screech around anymore to dodge any excercise

make them less retarded

>>81837854 (OP)
I don't know but I want to lick and fuck those armpits especially when they are stinky/sweaty.
That is all.

>>81837854 (OP)
replace vagina with cock and balls

>>81837854 (OP)
Physical change this >>81838114, if you can have a psychological change, the make it so they feel immense physical pain lying or believing things that aren't true.

>>81838161
>believing things that aren't true.
So they have metaphysical magic built into them

>>81838189
Women do this all the time, they say something they know it isn't true and keep repeating it to themselves until they believe it to be true. It's annoying.

>>81837868
>>81838114
oh yeah i knew this was happening yeah yeah i know this i know this is happening

>>81838227
If they know something isn't true they don't believe it

>>81837854 (OP)
Strong backs so they cant complain about big tits anymore

>>81838274
I think if you do this they would naturally evolve to have larger breasts

>>81838262
That's not true, men with low self-esteem do this thing too but it's way more common in women. They tell themselves something negative or positive, and hype it up in their head as the truth because the lie makes something easier. It's often to rationalize an unwise decision like buying something they don't need, or justifying picking a choice they are dead set on that others would immediately call foolish over another choice with more prospects. They also do this to make themselves hate someone who didn't do anything to justify a break up, or as a coping mechanism about how great something is when they know they messed up. Self lies instead of being honest with your choices, their consequences, and the reasons for them.

>>81838323
and evolved tits are somehow hotter than magic tits

>>81837854 (OP)
Mating season/heat, where they get so primal tilted by hormones that they do the human version of what most animals do during mating seasons, like those grouse birds that basically climb into the laps of hikers and suddenly instead of being afraid of humans become extremely attached to humans

I mean women already do that all the time, but we're not allowed to admit it because le humans not an animal human intelligence above animalistic behavior, but if we amp up the retardation we no longer can pretend it's not there

>>81837854 (OP)
Male pattern baldness now also affects women. If men have to suffer through no fault of their own, so should women.

critical thinking. media literacy. analytical

>>81837854 (OP)
Make every female on earth have 50 inch wobble meats on their backsides.

>>81838751
how would that look send an image

>>81837854 (OP)
They start lactating at 20 and need to be milked daily. The pressure makes them horny.

>>81838760
Something like this. Are you okay with it?

>>81838780
i dunno anon i wanna be able to walk around in public without getting a boner 247

>>81837854 (OP)
Make their titties have strawberry milk in them, and the black ones have chocolate milk

>>81838797
Just wear a cup, bro. Ez

>>81838827
whuts that?

>>81838845
A jock strap, the thing football players use to cover their crotch. Use it to hide your boner

>>81838871
naah bro wants me in chastity around big booty bitches

>>81838892
>chasity
This nigga.....

>>81838971
same function breh restricting the blood flow to the penis so it doesn't get fully hard no?

>>81839025
Uh, no. Look up a jock strap and what it does.

make them actually viable as a mate.

>>81837854 (OP)
i will take a rain check on this
need to study neuroscience more
i like many other anons want to change their brains more than their bodies

ANIMAL FEATURES. they match their personality too so like cat girls, bunny girls, hamster girls, horse girls, dog girls, frog girls. some are uglier then others but oh well thats already true.

Not being evil. Probably impossible.

>>81837854 (OP)
No eggs, making them completely unable to get pregnant.

>>81837854 (OP)
Rewire their brains and make them more attracted to guys

>>81837854 (OP)
change their sex drive to be as strong as men's. You want to talk about overpopulation? When humanity is breeding like rabbits, then you can talk about overpopulation. Not Tom and Sally who have sex twice a week while raising their one child

freckles everywhere

>>81837854 (OP)
Make the menstrual cycle bearable.

>>81837854 (OP)
Prehensile tongue-like appendage inside the vagina.

massive girldicks

>>81837854 (OP)
I'd make them less prone to those rapid mood swings, so probably something to do with their periods and their hormones

>>81837854 (OP)
Probably remove their vocal cords since nothing good has ever come from a woman's mouth