Thread 81843597

I hate showering since I'm super autistic. The sound of an electric shower is just too much, but having someone to tell that I've showered sounds like it would help to encourage me to force myself to go in.

Since this site is notoriously nice, I'm posting here. In a few moments, I'll go in to shower... then I'll tell you when I'm done.

>>81843597 (OP)
send tits as well

>>81843597 (OP)
You're the type of nigger who shits in the shower and stomps it down the drain

>>81843597 (OP)
i don't think i'm autistic but i rarely shower too, my hair is practically matted because i haven't washed it in several weeks and it's now been around two weeks since i last showered

i don't know why i put it off this much since it's not so horrible when i actually do it

>>81843618
Doesn't that get unfunny after the 178th time? NTA, but shush.
You're not doing your kind any favours when you act like a rajeet, it enforces stereotypes.

>>81843630
I don't even pee in the shower. Yes, some people do that.

>>81843648
just say your a tranny

>>81843597 (OP)
Stinky monkey

>>81843641
I think autism can make self care hard when we're not used to it. It's probably a byproduct of attempting to live a neurotypical life without realising we need to approach things differently in order to adjust.... oh wait, you said you don't think you're autistic.

>>81843648
>woah, muh stereotypes!!!
Back to r.eddit you go

>>81843673
>brings up autogynephilic fantasies whenever someone mentions your race
Do you always do this? Is it a coping mechanism when you get insecure, you autogynephilic rajeet freak?

Are you black? Why here are so many black fembots

>>81843686
>not wanting men to behave like rajeet ape rapes is reddit behaviour
Well, excuse me, saar. Keep being a monkey, don't mind me.

When you start chopping up your rape victim, maybe leave them somewhat recognisable.
I hope such a request isn't culturally offensive to you, snowflake.

>>81843690
ehehehehe your quite funny

>>81843648
>nobody
>Not a single soul
>Enter Random sperg
>LETS MAKE THIS THREAD ABOUT INDIANS

>>81843692
Can you link the other posts and stuff? Sometimes I bring up the fact that I'm black in replies and stuff.
Maybe you're seeing me (we could be on at similar times talking about our lives) and you think it's all different people?

I know we wouldn't usually bring up our race, so I'm probably just meeting some black anons who never bring it up... but I almost never see fembots claiming to be black

>>81843724
>let's make this thread about Indian
Yes. If pointing out your race makes you upset, it's a sign that your people aren't made for internet access.

>>81843681
i don't think i am, but i could be, i do fit some of the criteria i think

isn't it supposedly harder to tell with girls though? maybe i'm just good at hiding it, who knows

>>81843712
>When you start chopping up your rape victim
ur actually autistic if you think this let us post what we want we are not rapists for saying "send tits"

>>81843712
>gets all serious on a Vietnamese noodle making forum
>calls me a snowflake
No self-awareness at all

>>81843728
nta but there are actually a bunch of us, i'd say we are a significant percentage of the fembot population

>>81843753
Do you not like when people talk about your race? Maybe you're a newfag election tourist, but people here don't like you guys.
Accept the way the site is and move on. Rajeet.
Make sure to bring your sexual relief donkey out the door with you.

>let us be cock brained like a rajeet and ask for tits!!!
Kys saar. Stay seething.

>>81843783
>Do you not like when people talk about your race?
Funny question ask when it's not my race lol
>Redditor accuses me of being an election tourist
lol

>>81843806
>calls me a redditor
They should add a new global rule: no blatant projection lulul

You have to back, tranny.
I didn't realise there were so many Indian trannies.
I get chudkinds autogynephilia spreads everywhere.

>>81843830
>"noooo, you're projecting"
>randomly accuses people of being Indian/tranny
>all those buzzwords
Yup, another projecting tourist.

>>81843852
>gets triggered when you call him am autogynephilic saar
At least try hide your race, faggot.

>>81843863
>At least try hide your race, faggot.
Nope :) Cope and seethe

Not OP but I took a shower after work today and I shaved my face clean for the first time in like 2 years. This is gonna take some getting used to.

>>81843888
You're a loud and proud jeet? Most people don't flex the fact that they're not allowed near schools, but okay

>>81843919
>You're a loud and proud jeet?
Nope. Learn to read.

>>81843941
You're the ESL, not me

>>81843954
>You're the ESL, not me
I'm East Asian and you're definitely ESL

>>81844005
>>81843954
>two ESLs fighting
I'm on the side against whichever one has more oil in their country
>t. Native English speaker American.

>>81844005
>n-no YOUR esl!!
Again, the way it is that way.
Don't let your sexual relief donkey's prolapsed anus hit the door on the way out.

>>81844033
>le simplified English
You're not any different

>>81844040
>Again, the way it is that way.
You sound like a self-hating Indian

Okay, I couldn't shower. Maybe tomorrow.

>>81844064
>You sound like a self-hating Indian
Maybe you're right. Takes one to know one?
Too bad you're wrong though, saaaar

>>81843597 (OP)
where do you live i thought only my country used electric showers

>>81844081
I'm from Europe. I don't want to get any more specific than that, sorry.

>>81844087
oh it is fine i'm from south america and i thought only subhuman latinxs would use electric showers that shit is so fucking dangerous

>>81844075
>Too bad you're wrong though, saaaar
Really? With your broken English and claiming not to be ESL?

>>81843728
Just ignore them, these people dislike when anyone nonwhite and nonasian makes their race known on here

>>81844005
How about accepting that you're both ESL and shutting the fuck already?

>>81844125
Shutting the fuck up**
How embarassing.

>>81844125
Never said I wasn't ESL though

>>81844125
Kikekikekikekikekikekikekike
Don't defend the saar, negro

>>81844170
>Don't defend the saar, negro
Post your hands

>>81843597 (OP)
why or what makes it so hard for you to take a shower? I shower twice a day (In the morning before work and then either after work or at anight before bed)

>>81843597 (OP)
>The sound of an electric shower is just too much,
What the fuck is an electric shower?

>>81843597 (OP)
well OP, have you showered yet?
you can always buy earplugs and wear those in the shower instead, though it may be uncomfortable, but it should help

>>81843597 (OP)
The smell of my body and the texture from not showering is much worse...

>>81844277
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_shower

>>81844241
I can't imagine doing it everyday... i dont think id want to lol.

I've always struggled with showering for some reason, I've gotten better at it in recent years though. If I'm being honest, I've lasted months without showering years ago... but like I said, I'm better now, I do it semi-frequently.

Idk what it is that I struggle with, it just feels like a big deal whenever I have to do it.
The feeling is comparable to someone asking me to jump in to a cold pool on a super hot day.
Sure, it'll feel nice after a few seconds, but taking the initial plunge is always so hard.
I basically procrastinated all day not wanting to do it.

>>81844282
I just gave up... sorry.
It's too late. I live with family + it's noisy, so I can't do it anymore.

I'll try do it in the morning though... even though that's what I said I'd do last night.

>>81844188
Post your cock.
Gore is fun to look at, and god knows your parents mutilated you.

>>81843597 (OP)
>>81844066
>>81844350

are you the girl from the UK?

>>81844385
Nope, I've never said exactly where I'm from before.

>>81844397
oh ok. there was a girl with this exact issue (shower noises triggered autism) a few months ago (maybe about 10 months ago). was wondering the other day if she was doing better.

>>81844405
>maybe about 10 months ago
Rookie numbers

>>81844361
>Indian homo asking for dick pic

>>81844350
that's ok, try in the morning then
but anon, if you hate electric showers so much, why not wash yourself the good old fashioned way? aka grab a bucket with warm water and a cup or a pot to grab water with, then dump it over yourself
you can even use the shower water if it's hot enough, just move away once it starts running and come back later once the bucket fills

>>81844492
I guess I could do that, it sounds difficult to be thorough though. I spend like 20 mins showering, I like to scrub everywhere and rinse like twice.

>>81844430
nigger I've been on this site since 2008

>>81844534
You must be incredibly old...

>>81844526
use a sponge, you can save up a lot of water from the bucket if you use one
ever since i used this exfoliating one (the most abrasive one i could find that wasn't for washing dishes with), i don't need to be thorough anymore
look into one as well

if the water runs out you can use the shower
will be easier to tolerate a minute or two of it than 20, right?

>>81843742
Doesn't that get unfunny after the 178th time tho?

>>81843597 (OP)
The more often you do it, the more desensitizing it will be. Taking a bath might be more calm.

>>81844567
Never.
It's hilarious lmao.

Watching jeets seethe is better than sex, so never stop! Hell, ask your sexual relief donkey to come and watch too, everyone needs to watch you seethe, rajeet.

>>81844560
>will be easier to tolerate a minute or two of it than 20, right?
It's not the length I mind. Once I start showering, it's actually quite nice. I take hot showers... it's just starting to shower in the first place that's hard. It feels like someone asking me to jump in to a cold pool on a hot day, it takes time to build up the courage (I know that might sound pathetic, but that's the best analogy I cam think of)

>>81844575
I used to take baths as a kid, but I prefer showers. Nowadays, sitting in a pool of water that has my dirt floating around in it feels weird...

>>81844170
Not black or Jewish but I am Indian. And my English is somehow better than the kind of flaming homosexuals you two are. It's always some yuropoor or Hispanic ESL with a massive accent ranting about jeets on this site isn't it? I can just tell from the way you type

Post tits or shoot yourself.

>>81844579
and your tits you dumb slut? where are they?

>>81844653
>>81844656
Everyone in India must be off work.
Don't waste all your free time asking anon for goon fuel, rajeet and saar

>>81844339
Did something bad happen while you took a shower or bathed when you were younger?
I know watching movies about lake monsters or things lurking in the water when I was younger put a fear in me about jumping into deep water at the lake...

>>81844606
then no problem at all in this case
start with a bucket and you can finish with the shower if the bucket runs out, since you're already there

also... most people will gladly jump into a cold pool on a hot day
on a cold day though... bit harder, lol

>>81844668
Lmao what, I'm >>81844632 Indian but if course you accuse the two other guys of that. I'm with them at this point tho, post tits or fuck off cunt

>>81844668
irrelevant, you're nothing more than a set of holes

>>81844668
I'm European. Post tits or kill yourself. Our board, our rules

>>81844708
>>81844683
>>81844698
I'm not OP.
>at this point, I'm willing to join in their degeneracy and beg for tits... just so I can spite you, yeah...
Lul
>Our board, our rules
You're right, it's our board. There are no PTOGF rules though.
>irrelevant, you're nothing more than a set of holes
The empathetic and humane gender strikes again

>>81844723
Fuck off n*wfag

>>81844723
>Beg for tits to spite you
>What is a figure of speech
Do you think anyone here actually expects tits? It's just bullshit board lingo, noone expects tits.

>>81844741
Don't project the fact that you're a tourist on to me, jeet. Your shithole probably didn't even have Internet access until yesterday, now every man in your tin-can house village is addicted to porn.

>>81843597 (OP)
and people think it's inhumane that RFK Jr wants to put autistics in summer camps to teach them how to be adults

>>81844771
>we don't expect them... anyone post tits please-
How about you stfu then, newfag

I tell foids to post tits because they don't belong here. If you want to make your sex known, show it too.

>>81844819
OP never said they were a woman, rajeet. Keep it in your pants and use your sexual relief donkey instead.

Hell, I'll even buy you a new one after you prolapse it's anus if it keeps you from jeeting around here.

>>81844861
Stop coping, start posting. >>81844708

>>81844321
damn feels good to live in a first world country frfr. I love showering

>>81844906
Stop meeting saar.
Use your sexual relief donkey, I'm sure you can imagine he has breasts.

Also I'm not OP, why do you keep asking for tits

>>81844792
>Calling someone a newfag because you got called a newfag
Are you mentally ill or can you not understand English? Go back and reread my comment.
>>81844861
Be honest is this stormy AGAIN? Do you have nothing better to do than jerk your tiny yellow hate boner to shit like this all day?

>>81844921
>stormy
Nigga this is an anonymous image board. You don't know anyone here, are you okay?
>tiny yellow
Out of all the colours, why do you fetishise over bugs?

>>81843597 (OP)
>The sound of an electric shower is just too much
Showers don't use electricity.

>but having someone to tell that I've showered sounds like it would help to encourage me to force myself to go in.
This thread will die soon, and you'll start reeking again soon after that.
You need a better solution than that.
If the sound of a shower triggers you, you're going to have to go about washing yourself like it's a third world country or the turn of the century.
Buy a bucket and measuring cup at walmart. Should only set you back like $20.
Fill the bucket up and pour the water over you in the bath. If you have the time, forget the bucket and run yourself a hot bath so you can soak in it and rub the grime off with a rag or loofah.

Do NOT leave your snatch unwashed.
https://youtube.com/shorts/53BzjzqUvqQ

>>81843648
Silence, simp.

>>81845017
>simp
That the best you can come up with, rajeet

>>81844957
Clearly a newfag

>>81845084
I think it's fairly accurate.
"Tits or gtfo" is clearly not an Indian phenomenon. You know damn well where it actually comes from, and you know that it's a countermeasure against simping, which is what you're doing.
Cut the bullshit and beg to suck her toes like a normal simp.

>>81844619
A shower long soft bath mat can help quiet noise but the squish can be sensory activating.

What I have going helps is very loud music with a waterproof speaker that can reach high enough volume like the Anker soundcore motion+.

It creates a sensory over stimulation from the sound of the music that will lower the water senses to be not triggered at all

>>81845187
>you know damn well where it comes from (I do) please do not expose that swarming women asking for tits is jeet behavior
No, no I don't think I will.
Seethe jeet. Seethe.

>>81845287
How much of a fucking newfag are you

>>81845529
>saaar, we should be allowed say it because it's normal, please! You're just like those white cucks who told me gangraping is bad! Don't they realise it's a longstanding part of my culture?? What are they? Racist??? Newfags grr!

>>81843630
it's called waffle stomping and it's disgusting

>>81845614
Unironically kill yourself. I wouldn't even grape you, just end it.

>>81845895
>I wouldn't even grape you
Coming from a jeet, wow... that must've taken a lot of restraint.
You thinking that's a mercy doesn't reflect well on your race, saar.

Or are you loud and proud about how your streets streetshitters love to rape?

How can you not like showering. It's literally the only thing I enjoy and brings me peace. It's the best.

>>81845930
>Still typing
You know rope doesn't cost that much right?

>grape you
Fucking love that whitest kids you know sketch.

>>81845967
Is that the best you got??? lololol

>>81844619
Baths might feel less weird as well if you use bath salts (salt purifies water) and the soap you use makes makes the water soapy (not dirty)

>>81843747
>isn't it supposedly harder to tell with girls though?
Do you get annoyed by people chewing loudly/with their mouth open or breathing heavily?
What are your interests?
Do you often have difficulties getting people to listen to you?
What are your relationships with other women (Not family) like?

>>81844033
>I'm on the side against whichever one has more oil in their country
You mean against.
You're meant to claim you're intervening on behalf of your ally then take their oil, fucking retard. You don't get more oil by being friends with people with oil.

>>81844066
Which parts of the shower do you struggle with?
You've mentioned noise a lot. Sound sensitivity. Have you tried showering with ear-plugs or noise-cancelling headphones?

>>81845287
>>you know damn well where it comes from (I do)
Apparently you really don't. That's pretty horrendous.

>>please do not expose that swarming women asking for tits is jeet behavior
"Tits or GTFO" is not a request.
It's a dismissal of anything a woman says while identifying herself as a woman, because it will always translate to "please give me attention".
Attention whoring is forgivable if you're willing to get us off for it.

A jeet asks a woman to show tits because they idolize women but never learned how to communicate with them.

>>81845614
>>saaar, we should be allowed say it because it's normal, please
We're allowed to say it because it's 4chan. It's normalized because it's based.

>You're just like those white cucks who told me gangraping is bad!
Gangraping is good.

>>81846430
>"Tits or GTFO" is not a request.
It also hasn't worked in the capacity it's supposed to since 2010 because we are flooded with simps who will give them attention anyway. It only works if we're all in solidarity. So saying it nowadays is fucking pointless.

>>81843747
It is often overlooked in high functioning asperger girls because they are typically more internally reactive. From an external perspective they freeze or disengage. Society is more forgiving of a girls initial lashing out and will not push further, this distance allows them to calm and quiet reactive symptoms. Girls are also master maskers. Mimicking their prey until they get close enough for the kill.

I do wonder if there's a link to autism, and hating bathing and brushing teeth. I've never liked doing them.

>>81845987
ah based mike!!!! I love wkuk too

>>81847172
it's not that I dislike it I just get so into whatever I'm doing that I forget to shower and brush my teeth

>>81847205
My favorites:
"Mount Everest part 1" (I hate part 2)
"Banana role play"
"Blizzard" -penis cannibal
"Grapist"
"Take my face off"
"Nail gun"
"Baby seeking bullet"

What are yours?

>>81847172
People with autism have an enlarged amygdala. They're in a constant fight or flight response. Similar to a cat with its hair up. That is why they are easily overwhelmed by loud noises and sensory things (like showers, teeth brushing). For a normoid think of what sharp grass feels like on your bare feet. Everything feels like that x10 for someone with autism. It can also lead to being hypersexual.

>>81847355
pretty much the same as the ones you posted except for mount everest and add hunting accident

this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhUSKg-hJcE

>>81847536
oh and of course the one where abraham lincoln gets hammered in the ass

>>81847542
Not sure if I've seen the Lincoln one! I'll see if I can find it.

I had a good time talking to you! Have a good night anon

I forgot one of my favs "slow jerk"
https://youtu.be/Vho02RsKqlw?si=LY9_DSlHLXpOFnC7

>>81847575
oh that's another good one!

it was good talking to you too!

>>81843597 (OP)
don't most places use pressure showers?