Pools Closed Edition
Beautiful men just don't fall out the sky, you know?
Previously on /r9g/:
>>81830990
I really wanna fuck a robot
>>81843775 (OP)I like that he has two straws because he's waiting for a guy to offer to split it with him
I wonder if I could just go around like that offering to share my drink with cute guys
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I had this toy as a young boy
I need to get my butt stuffed so good my eyes roll back
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I'll probably make a Masterpiece Barricade custom once I get my hands on more money for paint and the actual figure itself. The small one was just a practice test
>>81843821I was literally about to post this picture. Are you my future husbando?
>>81843834Great minds think alike originally
>>81843775 (OP)Fuck you you useless small dick retard no one wants your robots in the op and stop saying episode when no one does that you brown piece of poop
last name ever first name greatest
>>81843847Do you still have the toy? I wanna get the Masterpiece Movie version eventually.
>>81843866discordrage in 3... 2... 1...
>>81843874I wish. I have no clue what happened to the bulk of my old toys, probably sold off somewhere
I wonder if it's worth more now..
if I wanted to get into transformers where should I start?
>>81843775 (OP)German twinkanon if you're here, give me your discord :3
robots are awesome
>>81843894Probably not, the old toys are kinda just considered worse and obsolete except for a few. Same thing happened to my original Starscream until I bought the upgraded version recently.
>>81843898I can recommend the toys or movies if you need.
Worst posters lists
1. Cuckbot and femboy worship spammer
2. German tranny
3. Brad
4. Ai sloppa
5. Jonah
6. The guy who wants to be fucked badly
7. Lavender
>>81843922Hell yeah, bottom of the list where I belong
>>81843922yay I fell off or does it mean I should step up the storyposting?
>>81843922Which one's number 6 ?
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>>81843905kraut tranny lol
someone PLEASE be brad's bf so he can fuck off forever
>>81843922cuckbot is a leaf btw
>>81843947That one guy with cuck fantasies who isn't chadbot
Haven't made the list once since returning
I'm such a good boy
>>81843775 (OP)Why do femboys smell so bad?
>>81843977story should do it so they both leave
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Yea I am a cuck I like when people fuck on my bitch!
>>81843977yes please
>>81843236Why is bunnymutt so obsessed with piss????
I'm just gonna say it it's gross when they give optimus prime lips it's disgusting and you're ruining my childhood
>>81844035I agree with you, but how else is he supposed to kiss Megatron???
>rubbing fuck holes together
Is this how bottoms copulate too or?
>>81844041I think they should just do that thing from Wall-E where a spark of romantic electricity zips between their foreheads
Or Megatron can just lick his faceplate
>>81843582>wasStory anon is a nazi now?
wtf
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>>81844060thoughtz on picrel
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79900944/#q79912433
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79662871/#q79667362
2025 better have a worthy list
You'll be on it mutt faggot don't worry
>>81844107Megatron deserved that
>>81844141built for my big robot cock
>>81843957Yeah I wanna get his disc
>>81844156He wasn't real bro let it go
if lavender went on ozempic I would date him
>>81844183Dude I'm trying to gain weight that's the opposite thing
Lavenderanon is so ugly his stepfather uses him as a scarecrow when he isn't working
Lavenderfag is so ugly not even story would consider having sex with him
Lavenderfag is so ugly he causes you to have a fight or flight response when he takes off his mask
>>81844195how much do you weigh right now?
are you blond? blue eyes?
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79617762/#q79625878
The only good chad post of this decade
>>81844195Play DayZ instead of Rust lavenderkun
brads round tranny face and grandma haircut
>>81844208I weigh 215 pounds and yes to both
>>81844211But I like rust though
I literally had a panic attack carrying loot back to my base my heart was beating so fast it hurt and I couldn't breathe properly but in like a cool exciting way.
>>81844105Nein, I was then and am now a lib. Voted dem my entire life.
>>81844211Can you stop piss posting please it's not hygienic
>>81844226I'm a down low masc dom top
Who is your favorite meowsimp?
>>81844233do you have a fat ass at least
>>81844258No but I'm working on it every Leg and back day
>>81844262very good then we can go to the gym together
>>81844236Ok so are you esl? Because saying "I was still a lib" implies you are not a lib now. Are you dumb?
>>81844236Story is riding with Biden? Ahh hell nah nigga wut tha fuck
>>81844283No, I was born and raised in the US speaking english. You can say you was something when you still are, it just means you were then too.
>>81844253Bunnymutt the og, romanian gypsy, nya fag, brad, apostle, that other finish poster who went on a date with him....
>>818439222 people can't both be number 1 learn how to make a list you stupid ape
>>81843982You've still never posted proof of this btw
I forgot about the Romanian.. he was a psycho and I miss him for it lol
bunnymutt make the most fuckable thread personalities list
>>81844288I voted for Obama twice, Clinton, Biden, and Harris. Why should I vote for the people that are going to take my medicaid?
Underrated r9g sagas: brad trying and failing to fuck drunk brit and filefag
>>81844355That was unfortunate
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77256503/#77265141
I am too biased to do that
Meow2 > Meow3 > Meow1 is all I'll say
>>81844351Medicaid is for NIGGERS Kenny! Invest already!
>>81844386So only they should get government assistance?
>>81844380Now post his gore fantasies next
o shaped head fem neanderthal
>>81844386Meow 3 never posted himself
>>81844422Look at those shades zamn
>>81844433He did but he's underage so it was removed
>>81844422Why is everyone so mean Brad is fine
>>81844422I like this photo of me
>>81844442As if your shotacon ass wouldn't save the pic and repost it every thread
>>81844475>>81844422His face looks kind of disabled to me
>>81844486I don't want the FBI to arrest me(read: I didn't save it in time)
>>81844496He just looks like a soft squishy guy there's nothing wrong with that
are we certain meow 3 was underage or just a small femboy like he said?
I think I tried to look intentionally retarded in that photo by not shaving lol
>>81844521I'm just a little man
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81616382/#q81616744
>post 17.9 years old boy on the net
>get shot
What's the least awful dating app?
>>81844386https://voca.ro/1kVnhJ0LUxFp
>>81844572they're all awful (never used a dating app in my life award)
>>81844630Did you ever find someone IRL?
>>81844572>What's the least awful dating app?4chan
>>81844639/r9gay/ in particular
>>81844163Oldest trick in the book. Foiled again dammit
>>81844638no sadly, just online boyfriends
>wake up at 6pm
>mom finishes cooking dinner at 6:20pm
>have to eat dinner even though im not hungry yet
>still feeling a little tired but now im a little sick too, good time to take a shower
>entire shower i cant stop thinking about the fact im not going to be awake when mom cooks breakfast so now i wont get anything to eat for the next 24hours
>probably need to snack a few pistachios later but my friends keep saying that eating after dinner is retarded subhuman behavior and now theyre going to hate me even more and ignore even more of my posts
f**king hate mom so much. i wish she would just leave my life alone.....
>>81844728You don't really want that, let me tell you. When I was nocturnal and waking up around 4-5pm I suffered the same problem. I just asked mom to move dinner back slightly. I was also always up in the morning for breakfast before I went to bed.
>>81844728At least you have a mommy unlike.. someone I know
>>81844728>probably need to snack a few pistachios later but my friends keep saying that eating after dinner is retarded subhuman behavior man who gives a shit? eat those pistachios and if your friends have an issue with it then just tell them to eat your dick
>>81844629Giggled way too hard at this, I am retarded
Why do Finns sound so silly?
>>81844774but i want my friends to love me and think nice things about me, and say "you know who is pretty cool? anon. i wish i was hanging out with him today instead of this uncool faggotguy(<-that wouldnt be me this time)"
>>81844925You're pretty cool anon that was a good post
>>81844941thank you. i wish you were my friend
>>81844995You wouldn't like me
I hope your frens treat you better
somehow my sister is able to near permanently occupy the laundry room and on the rare hour its finally available theres blankets and shit on top of the dryer so i cant sort my clothes there. i need to get out of here
>>81845121What's she doing in there
>>81845138sitting on the dryer and using it as a poor woman's vibrator most likely.
grindr and bumble won't let me make an account from my browser, it's over for me.
gatekeeping poorfags from bfs
>>81845138laundry. just an endless stream of laundry
>>81844572tinder.
this place is worse than grindr to be completely honest. If you can handle 4chan you can handle the apps. You're not exactly on the pure and wholesome side of the internet
>>81844630>never used them >still has a negative opinion on themThis is how incels are made
>>81845189man.. can we make /r9gay/ heccin wholesome again bois?
>>81845198Are you back hue?!?!
>>81845199It was never wholesome, and neither are you. You're just sexually repressed and ideologically conservative, like all chuds.
>>81845184this ISN'T fair! maybe match dot com will treat me well? I'd assume most people are on phone applications doe
Hue it's like 22:08pm EST what the frick are you doing awake at this hour?!
huebot is back, threads are really coming alive today.
Time to turn shotabot back on to counter attack
I have a really weird face
my face is the only part of me that looks good
My face makes me angry when I look in the mirror because it's like a sad down syndrome copy of my dad's face,, and he looks like a model or an actor.
Mom called me handsome :D
>>81845220Not hue but I'm staying up listening to relaxing nature music and reading a book :3
one time i cut my hair short and mom got mad at me which feels very similar to being called ugly
>>81845501Your mom sounds like a silly woman
You should fight her
Is it possible to go from an awkward gay autist to a cool faggot with an active social life or is it over
>>81845523I am hoping and praying itspossible. There's a crazy gay neighborhood near me, and once I get my license I'm just gonna start hanging out there more, maybe going into gaybars and trying to make friends.
>>81845558Anon no.. don't get pozzed please I beg you :<
>>81845563I mean I'm not going to start having casual sex I just want to hang out with other gay guys
Maybe they can give me fashion tips cause I dress like shit or advice on finding a boyfriend
Fiending for money and alcohol, the life of a Westside player
Where cowards die and the strong ball
>>81845654What does that even mean? Statistically speaking, the vast majority of gay guys are masc.
>>81845523depends if youre teen, twentyteen or thirty+
>>81845662Yeah they're scary
>>81845694No they're sexy
>>81845507im too weak(emotionally). i only want to love mom even if she wont stop fighting an undeclared war against me
>>81845220bro i wasn't hue at all
who the hell is hue anyways?
>>81845744That's fair
I love my mom so much and I will never be able to repay her for all the times she's helped me when I've completely torpedoed my own life
>>81845470well? well..? weelle? are you going to say which book
>>81845765>all the times... ive completely torpedoed my own lifeqrd
>>81845769Sorry, it's the first Master and Commander novel. I started it a while ago but I got distracted, I really want to finish it. There are like 10 books in the series I think..
>>81845470Wholesome and cute
I am so eepy
>>81845795I flunked out of multiple colleges while lying to her about it and each time she let me move back in with her and sort my stuff out and try again while supporting me as best she could. I'm a very shitty son, lol.
>>81843775 (OP)Does anyone remember bf application anon ? Did anyone even apply ?
>>81845840He got shot by Somalian pirates while traveling to meet a bf applicant. Very tragic, burial at sea.
If your bf wanted to sleep on the floor in order to keep cool would you be willing to join him?
>>81845914Honey.. we own an AC come back to bed
>>81845935Oh fuck AC changes things
I don't got one of those I just have a box fan blowing at me while I'm lying on the floor
>>81845832thats probably not so bad, you can still be a good son. why did you flunk? i started falling behind in one of my classes and midterms were coming up so i decided to drop all of my classes and quit for some reason
>>81846228I chose majors that were well beyond my abilities because I was stupid and unsure what to do with my life and also my dorm mates got me hooked on weed so I was incapable of functioning properly.
>>81846245so do you know what you want to do with your life now
>>81846320most people who know that wouldn't be in college
>>81846362true, anon. true. T_T
when my pc finally has its last blackscreen soon i think im going to buy a laptop and give in to the bed lifestyle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq1_6D9QS9Y
you should start watching cartoons from this century so people can understand what you post
What does azealiautist think about her sharing conor mcgregors penis for the whole world to see?
>azealiautist
who
>conor mcregors
who
>the whole world
who
>>81844728>probably need to snack a few pistachios later but my friends keep saying that eating after dinner is retarded subhuman behavior and now theyre going to hate me even more and ignore even more of my postsYour friend sounds like literally me yay
>>81844746Can you guys not just eat leftovers or get soemonthing out of the fridge or go buy something at the bakery?
>>81847739this is not yay. at all
>>81847754do you have a 24/7 bakery? my bakery closes at 2pm and isnt even open half of the week...
>>81843775 (OP)Transformers
Robots into guys
Its been a while since I last argued with meow. I kinda miss it but I'd never tell him that tho.
>>81845115My sexually aggressive dom top future bf looks like this and has the same fetish btw
>>81847790It is because he is right and you should listen to him and the fact that you care and even consider following his good advice is pretty cool. What a cool friend you have.
>>81847861why do you want your friend to wither away from hunger?
>>81847856I used to pee in my mouth as a kid in the toilet
desu i peed on myself in the shower a few times when i was becoming sexually cognizant desu
I peed on myself while sitting on the toilet, several times. The stream goes under the seat and fucks everything up.
>>81848063had many a piss on the toilet like that, but its never gotten on me. im starting to worry there is something wrong with my prostate though
My jewfro is back to form.
as meow would say where is bf where is husband...
>>81847993Cool, you gotta pee on someone else's body now
>>81848063Somethin like this?
>>81847897I want him to have a normal meal schedule for his own sake
Guess I'm the only person in this general who didn't pee on himself or is into piss
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my small phimosis dick touches the toilet bowl sometimes and it hurts a lot
>>81848108Cute very much so
>>81848120I honestly do deserve a bf to play with my penis and try to make it less sensitive and so he can stretch out my foreskin. I do deserve it.
>>81848097what if he cant have a normal meal schedule? you wont even let him have a 300cal snack without excommunication?
>>81848095yeah, exactly
not so much in quantity though
chinchin means penis btw freakin idiots
>>81847899Thoughtful commentary as always
>>81848159eat a penis u fukken weeb
>>81848159Yeah we know eat my small chinchin you gay hentai oji-san chuck
>>81848247my name isnt chuck its gary
>>81848255Sorry Gary senpai... I didn't mean to dishonor or disrespect you...
>>81848269eeh? my name is oji-san gary b*tch
>>81848288Is oji-san the part of it or can it simply be Gary B*tch for short?
>>81848321i just said its oji-san gary b*tch dont make me put the beat on you
>>81848339Gomenasai, Gary B*tch. Please don't get upset with me, oji-san.
>>81848354i forgive you toreenasan but please dont but please dont expose me in this thread again
>>81848424*kisses oji-san*
Holy fucking shit I feel amazing
I feel so god damn good
I love you r9gay good morning!
>>81848458dont try even try to annoy me you little twerp
>>81848488good morning brother!! why do you feel so great today on this morning?
>>81848499Sorry, I misread the situation, I disrespected both myself and senpai...
>>81848517hey, its okay kid. you can make it up to me. but it wont be easy
>>81848508I have no idea! Life is just good I guess.
I'll probably feel like shit again after work.
>>81848531No I shall go, I misread the signs and did the unthinkable, I deserve forgivenes tho
>>81848565what do you wear for work? is this a big suit type of job?
>>81848581Nope.
Chef's jacket and shorts.
>>81848590sounds cute and hot. chefs are cute, i hope you're doing well there.
>>81848566run my himiman. run
There's a boy that I want to confess to but telling him my feelings could ruin my entire life and make my family disown me so I feel really conflicted
Couple of years ago I had a week where I felt good. Wake up energetic and in good mood, it was crazy.
>>81848717Is he interested in you? Do you think he wants to be more than just a boy to you?
>>81848835He does like me but idk if he likes me romantically or sexually
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I deserve a government issues blue eyed bf...
>>81848717Force the feelings down and never mention them to another human soul. Then regret doing it when you're in your 30s. Worked for me.
>>81848920how do i continue as a blue eyes single boy with no government assignment?
Too early to tell but this day feels good so far and I have reasons to be excited for tonight so I hope it all works out for me.
>>81848885Talk to him, find it out. Maybe you're confusing his friendship for need of romance, but maybe he will show a proof of his romantic attraction.
swallowing a pack of aa batteries
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UxCfrxFFO00
>>81849052That game sucks
>>81848963by becoming my bf duh
>>81849058You suck mister!
swallowing boyfriend's penile aa battery
>>81849029>>81848943I think I'll try asking him if I get the chance to but I'm still nervous
>>81849101I'd fuck around more to test the waters if I were you (although no boy will ever show interest towards me ever) and see if he's really trying to be your date
>>81849064im not all of those boys
My bf insists that I have a very good looking face but I don't see it. I think he's the only person who sees and treats me like that.
i hate the idea of a bf because i hate when people lie to me and tell me that i look... good and i don't want to actively be fooled by someone i allegedly trust
you're so fucking ugly and repulsive honey :)
My husband will unironically say it if he wishes to marry me.
>>81848920You'd get many if you weren't murican
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sitting on my carpet at 6am thinking of the regrettable choices I've made in life
>>81849498I could probably go to israel if that counts
>>81849245O algo
Brad joining the IDF for a blonde Ukrainian bf
>>81849598The floor really is the beat place to be at any given time
I spent all night on the floor lol
>>81849422>>81849324This is why you don't date r9gay deranged schizos
>>81849677Truly. I wish I had a bf to be on the floor with in a little makeshift tent.
I'm flossing my teeth rn
>>81849651I'd do it for a scandi or german bf. Ukrainians get fat easily
>>81849699>honesty is le bad
Being eepy is good actually
>>81849749>not being able to see different perspectives and getting stuck in your own self loathing is good actually
>>818439225, respectable. can't even be mad about it. time to play more marvel rivals today before i can break my fast in a few hours
Day is still "good" but I wanna throw up and it's still hot as hell and I wanna take a nap
I gonna cook and sell meth
Power flicked because the whole town turned their ACs on at once
>>81850132Same, that happened to me on Sunday. Now we're just keeping the AC off in our house. I don't know if that helps but now I'm sweaty all the time.
>>81849954>subjective is objective>denying the rationality and reality is logical>believing the lies is not icky and not a red flag
Messaged meow on X, he told me he's going through a transinvasive operation rn, he said he'll be doing couple FFSs and a bottom surgery for 3 months and she will come later
>>81849324>wahhhh wahhh wahhh a man and potential bf likes me and thinks i look good. nooo uhhhhh i must look awful and disgusting and shit because i just do alright.You self loathing niggas will never find a bf, then you act miserable after pushing everyone away.
Pushing guys away and cutting contact with them was my favorite thing when I was dating, I just told them that I need some alone time and that they needed someone better and good enough and they disappeared in droves
Man I'd be so shit at puzzle games if internet guides didn't exist.
I'm too scared to take any risks for fear of failure so if I play a puzzle game I always look up a guide.
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what does /r9gay/ think of shota porn?
>>81850645mostly cringe if shota bottoms
based if (hung) shota tops
what if you're self loathing because you actually are boring, old, ugly, and unfuckable and nobody likes you. i just want to be some guys personal blowjob machine but i'm not a cute twink or femboy so no guy would ever let me suck and worship his dick or cum on my face.
Meow is my favorite chubby legal top shota irl and him being boring old ugly and unfuckable never stopped him from domming a BBC guy
i wish i was a cute femboy and could dress up for guys and suck dick but instead i will die an ugly virgin..
>>81850335>my subjective delusions caused by low self esteem are objective>I cant process compliments becaue I don't agree with them You're the type of guy to get offended if someone likes a shirt you personally think is ugly
I have never been offered random clothing by a stranger in my life, is this common normie stuff?
>>81850831Yes they do this shit all the time
the curse of not being hung and girthy enough to be a top and not being cute and feminine enough to be a bottom. so i will simply never have sex.
>>81850997I'm not the biggest dick myself and for that reason I literally squat a lot, my top ass is built for huge femboy cock
>>81851099femboys will only fuck other femboys sadly.
>>81851108I was not aware of that, they still fuck guys with normal asses
Meow meow I'm a fat stupid whore yaymeow
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you guys wanna fuck robots?
>>81851159no i'm not feminine or hung enough.
I still haven't mowed my grass and now it's rainy and very humid. I guess another day won't hurt.
>>81850400That's what I've been saying. It's pure unfiltered mental ilness and stubbornness
>>81850625What's the point then?
>>81850718Someone would but you'd reject them because you don't believe they actually like you because you're insane
I haven't mowed my armpits
>>81851369>Someone would who would get hard for some ugly gross retard. what a joke. why give people false hope.
We need more fem dom tops
I love my feet licked but sometimes they get cold and i fkn hate that ={
>>81851382Other ugly people. Look up poly relationships and notice how they're all ugly as fuck fat genderblob losers with beards and hrtits.
>>81851369So I get the pat on the back and the game telling me how smart I am.
>>81851402>licks on your feet then cums on it
>>81851402No one ever licked your feet stop lying
>>81851406so basically you're telling me i deserve to be alone because my only hope of getting laid is other ugly people who are deranged sluts.
>>81851421Gwh *licks between your toes as you lick mine*
God i need a gooner bf so bad
>>81851427True, Last time i saw another gay person was 2 years ago, I'm basically a virgin again.
>>81850824>>81851347Stop being delusional and samefagging your post, hue. You are fucking sick in the head bastard, no one will like me because i'm ugly, no one would tell me give me a compliment because it's me you're on about and they would only do it ironically just to spite me. The objective reality is that I'm ugly and you are objectively crazy if you think it's not that
>>81851448can your gooner bf be unattractive?
>>81851448>licks between your toesWtf? You can do that? Don't touch me there it's dirty...
>>81851510I'd prefer my gooner bf to be conventionally unattractive because we'd be doing conventionally unattractive stuff together :p
woke up too early and my head hurts really bad. why did that happen to me
Need a bf with cute feminine feet to worship
I will never get a bf because I'm conventionally attractive and all bottoms want ugly bastards to rough them up
I'm 28, I need to have sex with a man before I hit 30s or else there's no hope for me, I don't care what he looks like he just needs to put his penis in my hole
No no no, what you're supposed to be saying is: I need bf now!
Which is more manly?
For me, it's left
>>81852094I hate you whore die die die
>>81852111right is more manly but left is more of a man than right will ever be, esp bcs right bottoms a lot and left only tops
my favorite type of a guy is someone who works out and is in a healthy weight range but also is chubby and has big soft arms to hold bfs left and right
I hate fat people and I love super skinny tummies but if I was a fat hairy pig I would be aware that some gross faggots are into it even if I'd hate looking like that myself. But low self esteem r9gay posters can't comprehend this simple fact of life.
>big buff guy walks into the room, shirtless with ups cargo shorts, carrying two skinny twinks in each arm
>"delivery for anon? where do you want these?"
>>81852276What if the fat hairy pig has huge cocks and balls tho?
>>81852276I love fat hairy pigs so god damn much so soft and warm and fuzzy like a big teddy bear
I hope my fbf likes naps and sleeping because I do and I want to cuddle
>>81852276how's "hairy" a negative quality?
body hair extremely hot, it's masculinity in it's rawest form.
I hope my bf likes monsters and is teratophiliac because I'm so just I could be a creature from another dimension
I have autism and don't like feeling body hair rubbing on me
>>81852447*rub my hairy legs and arms on you*
bwos... that headache got 10x worse i thought i was finally going to die or even upchuck popcorn all over the tiles
gonna upchuck my dick in your ass if you keep using that gross word
whats wrong with upchuck :c
I'm the sweeties fucking pigever born I need to shower now or I will die
i just contacted my tarot cards and my ouija board and they told me that meow fucking died
I just saw him at the hypermarket last weekend tho
>>81852569well he just fucking died
Big fat pissing boyfriend penis
I think meow did actually get a bf though when I messaged him on discord it seemed like someone else answered at first, he didn't know what r9gay was and acted really confused
>meow got a bf before most of r9gay
lmao
never read any of that guys posts tbqh
>>81852649I mean he was the most attractive guy here, and the most socially active. Its not really a surprise. He had tons of friends, unlike the rest of us.
make you fucking mind up, someone itt said that meow is transitioning rn
>>81852649>most normal people on r9k get bfs before robots doWow, really!
>>81852684Most of this whore's "friends" are his clients that the whore of Helsinki served at least twice
>>81852710that's just jealous anons who dont want meow to win because he was mean to them so they say he's an ugly tranny
>>81852718Real incelism has never been tried
And I'm the first ever real r9k incel!
I think r9gays definition of robot and normalfag changes based on whether they like someone or not
Hot take, I know
>>81852111Fuck I wanna have sex with both (sad they're both cutfags)
>>81852792It doesn't just newfags try to twist it so they're included in it.
>>81852276Bara/bears I can get behind only if they smooth and shaved. They can push me into the musky crotch only if they nice and smooth
>>81852286If you ordered twinks for delivery, but look at the *delivery guy*, you're mentally ill.
You're not *supposed* to look at the delivery guy.
This is why i hate these shallow faggots bringing a bad name to us normal gays.
>normal
>gay
alright who's gonna tell him...
>>81852286Can I be one of the twinks instead
>>81852624Clear watery piss or yellow disguting piss
>>81852817You just wanna have a kiss with this delivery guy, right?
>>81852792my bf is an incel(he said women shouldnt vote on cs)
>>81852684>most attractive guy hereLooked like a tranny
>>81852813*they're x2 sorry for my retardation
My favorite part of "meow is a tranny"discourse is that I called him a tranny and joked about it all the time and told him that many time yet I'm the one who want to cut off my small pp while meow is getting more muscular, manlier and his 7 incher only gets bigger
>>81852865Topping the delivery guy while getting fucked and worshipped by the twinks...
>>81852912Stop making small top big sub happen, real life does not work like this!
>>81852111I'm a bottom, but my eyes are focused on the right guy more often as I look.
>>81852922Who said the twinks were small ?
Also I wanna stuff the muscular guy's hole while playing with his pecs
>>81852864why didnt you include amber
>>81852954Probably cry in envy and beg to worship his real man's penis
>>81851476>uhhhhhh im objectively ugly and gross and shit. dont you get it the hecking science says im disgusting.and so i can just sit in my room doing nothingyou are just a retarded self defeatest, go out and find a bf.
>>81852954unironically wish a hung twink would insult and ridicule me for having a smol 7"x5" pencil micro pp and force me in a cage for being so smol.
What's the bottom equivalent of getting blue balled
what are some dating strategies for 32yo NEETs who can drive but wont
I unironically wasn't insecure about my penis size until this thread got taken over a few weeks ago by these guys now I'm actually concerned about it.
>>81852954Tease him by kissing his tip over and over
>>81853089Experiencing drawbacks for being a weirdo I guess.
>>81853103i've been insecure about my dick and have been posting about it for 15 odd years. i mean people who are objectively big don't have hangups or insecurities about it. they're completely confident in their size and never think about it. if i had big girth i probably wouldn't have a single insecurity and would have had sex at a healthy age instead of becoming a wizard and abstaining from sex forever as to not disappoint anyone.
>>81853100>what are some dating strategies for 32yo NEETs who can drive but wontbump
>>81853103/r9gay/ is like one big demoralization thread for the most part so like dont worry
plus you can always get surgery if youre really that insecure
sam hyde
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The most brutal twink death of our generation
cats
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>>81853157I think I would cry immediately if anybody did this to me. No one would ever though cuz my penis is small and ugly
>>81853316you say that but anons would praise your penis if you posted it
>>81853316You need rape correction! If you can't be reasoned with your imagined shortcomings will be raped out of you.
anons will praise anything and everything because there is no commitment
cold
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>>81853332No
>>81853351At this point I'll take being raped if I can't get a bf
>>81853367you're so cute and funny kiss me mwah
now that meow is gone who is the most rapeable poster
00857325
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>tfw no bf
this fact upsets me so much currently that I can't write a punchline to the green text.
>>81853367people would just make fun of my skinny cut dick and call it mutilated and gross. only uncut huge cocks receive praise on this site.
>>81853389are you trying to prank me? im not going to close my eyes so just confess
>>81852865I'm not a whore so no. I don't kiss outside relationships.
Join my stupid discord server full of retarded niggers.
bYchMUs6mX
father
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With all of the money and fame I still don't get to have a bf
>>81853546why would i want to be around retarded niggers exactly huh
>>81853592well i dont know they're not actualyl black.
>>81853546Is leftypol cranksmoker still there? I won't join unless he's there
>>81853618can you drop some lore about the "leftypol cranksmoker" ?
that's quite the nickname and I wanna know!!
I just wanna have my balls and dick played with before I die
>>81853298he's a retarded pedophile of course he was going to age like shit.
jonah would getting head during rivals improve your skill you scrub
>>81853298Why is Sammy Hyde on the left is lowkey a perfect surreal dreamy dom top but Sam Hyde of the right is giving big bottom no load refused gym showers DL encounters
>>81853834sam fucks and gets fucked by trannies.
>>81853824no i think that'd distract me honestly. i think the idea of getting head while playing a game doesn't sound that fun
>>81853834it's what pent up rage and fucking children does to a person
>>81853834He takes roids and T and looking like a freak suits his style of comedy
>>81853214i'm just like you, always thought it was small and always knew that it's gonna be a rough time dating for me but it got worse over last few years, now i switched from "oh it's fine it can still penetrate and give pleasure" to "it's was always over and it's one of the smallest dicks ever created"
>>81852998I just took a shower and i think I look better but YOU'RE STILL A BITCHASS RETARD IF YOU THINK I'M PRETTY ENOUGH TO EVER GET A BF, FUCK YOU AND GO WHORE YOURSELF OUT BECAUSE YOU GOT THE GOODS AND I DON'T nyaaaow
>>81853546sell me on this server
>>81853938cute kind people and im in there
>jonah is a discordnigger
tragic
>>81854003i quite like discord, it's nice to have little conversations on there and occasionally call with people. it's also nice to see what games people are playing and stalk them in that way
>>81854027with r9gay anons though? really?
nobody from /r9gay/ is in that discord
>>81854041yeah, i've made some great friends because of this thread and discord in general
>>81854046either way, i just enjoy meeting new people online.
is that a pizza kraut-kun? idgi
stood in the rain for a few mins while i finished my popsicle and suddenly i feel great
dont feel great anymore if anyone was looking for an update. going to powernap before mom gets home
>>81854562how about you powerbottom on my dick bitch
>>81854562Enjoy your nap anony
I feel the urge for fast food again instead of cooking. Someone slap my proverbial hand and call me a bad neet.
>>81854570IDK how people hear this and don't instantly get submissive.
I could fix all your problems for a low low cost
I'd supervise you and whip you any time you try going back to your bad ways
>>81854619i'm not gonna fuck your fat ass if there's gonna be grease on it, go eat a fruit i want that bussy sweet and plain
>>81854619Do it, I don't care. Maybe this one will be the heart attack and you can join momma.
wwwaaahhhh i'll never be a hung alpha top
wwwwwaaahhh i'll never be a cute femboy bottom either
it's over
I wasn't born perfect so I'll be killing myself tonight live on r9gay
>>81854699this except i will live alone and never do anything my entire life and will think about suicide occasionally but will never have the balls to do it
I passed out for two hours cause I couldn't bike to the gym in the rain and now I feel like shit.
Making friends on discord is hard because everyone is a minor.
hq720
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My love for minors is major
>>81854757>>81854769Cuz I'm a pedophile
YES I'M A PEDOPHILE!
My words are like a ziptie with a plastic edge
It'll tie you to my bed
Whether your 8 9 or 10
It's unethical to advertise the homosexual lifestyle on a board where a plurality of users are minors
>>81850725
I just slept with a guy for the first time a few days ago. It wasnt too crazy we just cuddled and made out and watched vidya speedruns. I tried making advances but was too shy to do anything more and also im very inexperienced. I really want to do it again :( just felt like sharing
>>81854840muh chilren! won't someone think of da chilren!
oh fuck off.
>>81854840We love minors tho we need to make them all gay every last one
>>81854850What games did you watch
capr
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if Vito wanted to pursue that lifestyle he should've done so quietly
>>81854869dark souls mostly
one chance at life and I'm a submissive twink top with an average size penis
Someone please post their belly my brain is going numb I need to activate my neurons
Power bottom twink king and his most loyal submissive twink top servant
>>81854992I wish this could be real
Another fish and fries dinner and another 10 bucks gone. At least it wasn't a burger, right?
>>81855060I'm beatin yer fuckin ass boy
Imagine folding story over and beating his fat ass till it's blood red and sensitive, could be kinda hot with a bit of finger play
>>81855060I had kebab from the chippy
story needs a buff latino hunk gardener to fuck him silly that would fix his autism and poor life choices
>>81855127i agree, thick BLC for story's tight? chubby hole
I just want to have fat ass. Why does God deny me?
how weird would it be to just watch a gay blowjob. like stepping stones but really small ones.
>>81855258blow me and I'll record for you to watch later
I wonder how different a proper English fish and chips are from my American slop from Captain Ds?
>>81855363....naah...I'd rather I was recording so the footage was only in my possession. and you'd have to blow me first. baby steps once again, not gonna go straight for the dick, so I can back out before it's too gay if I get uncomfortable
Sounds like someone just wants a free BJ without repaying the favor...
Greedy niggers
Total Straightoid Death
I've realized that having a single friend is torture because you hyperfocus on them too much. Anything they do that you perceive negatively is agony.
So I'm on my way to make more male friends. I got a second one today.
I'm hoping by sheer odds that one of them is gay.
>>81855514We should be friends nony
>>81855538Has to be IRL sorry.
>>81855552Should I come visit?
Can't believe I'm wasting my youth being a neet while I could already have been a in throes of love and friendship with a fine mature gentleman.
>>81855559You have to stick around for at least 6 months.
>>81855578You're wasting your life by complaining about wasting your life.
It's only over for you when you're like, 60. Before that the world is your oyster.
>>81855578Find an older man to look after you
>>81852922Real life should work like that you boring retard
>>81855586Whole time or over the weekend?
>>81855653Weekends could work, I am mostly busy weekdays.
>>81854046Discord servers centered around generals like this never have actual posters, just newfags and tourists who like the branding. Discord is best used as a means to talk to 1 on 1 with friends, not join some shitty server full of randoms
>>81854619Why don't you make a vocaroo saying you're a fat stupid pig and oink for our entertainment instead? Oh who am I kidding we all know it's too much effort for your fat ass. You love humiliating yourself but still don't want to put any effort into being a loser. All talk no action.
>>81855744I'll do it if you fuck my big ass.
>>81854992Perversion of the natural order of things. Submissive tops are subhuman.
>>81855672Ok, I guess I should come over and see my friend in real owo How are we gonna spend that time?
>>81855514Please tell me how I'm so lonely
If you told me meow would turn out to be one of the least annoying posters when first started posting again I'd call you crazy. It says a lot about this thread that he was one of the better posters despite constant spam and attention seeking. You guys suck.
I'm getting dominos for dinner, I don't give a shit. I barely ate anything today, and I just blasted the fuck out of my glutes, I want a hyper calorie bomb to go straight to my fuckin ass. I WILL jiggle when I enter a room and people WILL stare, God damnit.
>>81855786Wandering around downtown Chicago until you confess your love for me and we kiss.
Or, whatever.
>>81855822Spend some time with someone while doing some kind of group activity, then eventually invite them out to do something together.
>>81855883>make friends by already having friendsI don't think you understand
>>81855890I don't mean a friend group I mean like work, volunteering, school, some kind of activity you can sign up for, etc.
>>81855883I'm down, Chicago could be a fun town to go through
>you confess your love for me and we kiss.Friends do that? Often?
>>81855976One of them might... eventually... maybe...
>>81855984Do you know who that lucky guy could be?
>>81856005No... if I did then it would make things a lot easier.
Watching anons ass clap and jiggle while he eats dominos
Pizza Hut is better
>>81856028Damn, I guess just friendship that is, nothing more than that
>>81856035Pizza hut is literally filth and garbage and you're going to hell for your opinions.
>>81856045Nobody out pizzas the hut bitch
truth is that while some chains may generally be better, it's the store itself that determines the quality of pizza.
I've had some dogass pizza hut and great pizza hut. same for other brands. shit, i've had good papa john's.
saying Hawk Tuah! mid head but without actually spitting on his cock.
>>81856165I love subway steak and cheese footlong with banana peppers spinach and Chipotle mayo so delicious so good
Anybody wanna suck my pp while I play counter strike
>>81856185I've never given head and I might accidentally use teeth a bunch but I'd gladly stroke your pp while kissing your neck if that's okay
>>81856199how am I gonna play the game like that???
>>81856185Idk you got any cool skins?
>>81856211No I don't gamble lul
>>81856165shit i would too if it wasn't expensive af
going to subway and paying the cook 200 dollars to taste his unique uncut footlong for around 40 minutes
at some point you should just have casual sex and be done with it
>>81856240I'm a basic bitch, I get a ham and cheese every time and it's 10$ minimum without even getting chips or a drink
The fuck happened to this great country..
I'm making my own pizza at home tonight actually because I am an adult and I can cook a pizza
Wish I had a bf that could make his own pizza
the only pizza I can make is a tortilla mini pizza, not a proper pizza.
>>81856318I mean anyone can i just didn't go shopping today so I don't have any fresh mozzarella
>>81856324>>81856330You can have a slice if you want but you have to hang out and smoke weed and play games with me too (it's after work and I'm finishing my exercises first)
>>81856347ok! I don't like weed doe so I'll pass on that part.
doing a line of a powdery substance off fbf's boner(it's crushed up smarties)
>>81856353That's fair I still love you
I can make dumplings, how hard could pizza be lol
>>81856430God I wanna make soup dumplings
I have a steamer basket and I still haven't used it I need to get on that
>>81856430It mostly depends on what dough/crust you want for the pizza pie cause doing the yeast and kneading and waiting for the dough to rise is most of the work
>>81855836The fact that you say this despite all the BBC posts meow spammed really says a lot about you
>>81855431good point, at that point payment or something should be exchanged. I guess that's why I started with the watching aspect
meow is black himself how is that relevant?
>>81855380well the English use fish the dogs won't even...wait...
Black sissies are built for BWC that's how it's relevant
we must protect black twinks, they're unicorns
wont lie to you boys ive looked at a BBC before
crona was the zestiest nigger to ever walk r9gay and now he's fucking dead
>>81856603I didn't know bunnymutt had an eye for BIG BLACK COCKS
Look at this fuckin thing and tell me God isn't real
>>81856611its a lot more than an eye
>>81856635God is real and he hates us
>>81856647He hates you specifically for being a nigger
>>81856635I wish I had a dick like that.
I hate circumcision so fucking much.
You know why Jews are the enemy of all mankind? Because they cut off the dick skin of all their golem and their own babies, Muslims too
Only a demonic entity would destroy such beauty
>>81846228Did the same thing basically in first semester of first year, but thankfully uni's here let you withdraw and come back later, so this September I'm trying again.
theres also a few hundred jungle peoples completely forgoten by God who snip the pp
remembering the one time I tried to make a burrito but everything was falling apart that day and I couldn't make the burrito very well and I almost started crying.
>>81856828sending good luck to anon!
>>81856663God I love hung bottoms.
>>81856895Thanks! I have my doubts, but hopefully things go better.
Subway gives me the worst shits. Don't know how anyone eats that after one time.
i have not regularly posted here since last year. has anyone managed to get a bf since then? i hooked up one time but he didn't want to date :/
>>81856945everyone got a bf
>>81856799Are boys really this messy? why would he do it all over his own bed like that
>>81856988when I used to jerk off I would always do it into a tissue or at least put a towel down, anyways I NEED my butt stuffed.
Will you complain when I do
>>81857074Only because I just love you all so very much
>>81856878it was overcooking eggs that ruined me
>>81856878the right move is to salvage it into a quesadilla
