Thread 81843775

Pools Closed Edition

Beautiful men just don't fall out the sky, you know?

Previously on /r9g/: >>81830990

I really wanna fuck a robot

Back on schedule

>>81843775 (OP)
I like that he has two straws because he's waiting for a guy to offer to split it with him
I wonder if I could just go around like that offering to share my drink with cute guys

I had this toy as a young boy

I need to get my butt stuffed so good my eyes roll back

I'll probably make a Masterpiece Barricade custom once I get my hands on more money for paint and the actual figure itself. The small one was just a practice test

>>81843821
I was literally about to post this picture. Are you my future husbando?

>>81843834
Great minds think alike originally

>>81843775 (OP)
Fuck you you useless small dick retard no one wants your robots in the op and stop saying episode when no one does that you brown piece of poop

last name ever first name greatest

>>81843847
Do you still have the toy? I wanna get the Masterpiece Movie version eventually.

>>81843866
discordrage in 3... 2... 1...

>>81843874
I wish. I have no clue what happened to the bulk of my old toys, probably sold off somewhere
I wonder if it's worth more now..

if I wanted to get into transformers where should I start?

>>81843775 (OP)
German twinkanon if you're here, give me your discord :3

robots are awesome

>>81843894
Probably not, the old toys are kinda just considered worse and obsolete except for a few. Same thing happened to my original Starscream until I bought the upgraded version recently.
>>81843898
I can recommend the toys or movies if you need.

Worst posters lists
1. Cuckbot and femboy worship spammer
2. German tranny
3. Brad
4. Ai sloppa
5. Jonah
6. The guy who wants to be fucked badly
7. Lavender

>>81843922
Hell yeah, bottom of the list where I belong

>>81843922

yay I fell off or does it mean I should step up the storyposting?

>>81843922
Which one's number 6 ?

>>81843905
kraut tranny lol

someone PLEASE be brad's bf so he can fuck off forever

>>81843922
cuckbot is a leaf btw

>>81843947
That one guy with cuck fantasies who isn't chadbot

Haven't made the list once since returning
I'm such a good boy

>>81843775 (OP)
Why do femboys smell so bad?

>>81843977
story should do it so they both leave

Yea I am a cuck I like when people fuck on my bitch!

>>81843977
yes please

>>81843236
Why is bunnymutt so obsessed with piss????

I'm just gonna say it it's gross when they give optimus prime lips it's disgusting and you're ruining my childhood

>>81844035
I agree with you, but how else is he supposed to kiss Megatron???

>rubbing fuck holes together
Is this how bottoms copulate too or?

>>81844041
I think they should just do that thing from Wall-E where a spark of romantic electricity zips between their foreheads
Or Megatron can just lick his faceplate

>>81843582
>was
Story anon is a nazi now?

>>81844060
thoughtz on picrel

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79900944/#q79912433
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79662871/#q79667362
2025 better have a worthy list

You'll be on it mutt faggot don't worry

>>81844107
Megatron deserved that

>>81844141
built for my big robot cock

>>81843957
Yeah I wanna get his disc

>>81844156
He wasn't real bro let it go

if lavender went on ozempic I would date him

>>81844183
Dude I'm trying to gain weight that's the opposite thing

Lavenderanon is so ugly his stepfather uses him as a scarecrow when he isn't working
Lavenderfag is so ugly not even story would consider having sex with him
Lavenderfag is so ugly he causes you to have a fight or flight response when he takes off his mask

>>81844195
how much do you weigh right now?

are you blond? blue eyes?

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79617762/#q79625878
The only good chad post of this decade
>>81844195
Play DayZ instead of Rust lavenderkun

brads round tranny face and grandma haircut

>>81844208
I weigh 215 pounds and yes to both
>>81844211
But I like rust though
I literally had a panic attack carrying loot back to my base my heart was beating so fast it hurt and I couldn't breathe properly but in like a cool exciting way.

>>81844105

Nein, I was then and am now a lib. Voted dem my entire life.

>>81844211
Can you stop piss posting please it's not hygienic

>>81844226
I'm a down low masc dom top

Who is your favorite meowsimp?

>>81844233
do you have a fat ass at least

>>81844258
No but I'm working on it every Leg and back day

>>81844262
very good then we can go to the gym together

>>81844236
Ok so are you esl? Because saying "I was still a lib" implies you are not a lib now. Are you dumb?

>>81844236
Story is riding with Biden? Ahh hell nah nigga wut tha fuck

>>81844283

No, I was born and raised in the US speaking english. You can say you was something when you still are, it just means you were then too.

>>81844253
Bunnymutt the og, romanian gypsy, nya fag, brad, apostle, that other finish poster who went on a date with him....

>>81843922
2 people can't both be number 1 learn how to make a list you stupid ape
>>81843982
You've still never posted proof of this btw

I forgot about the Romanian.. he was a psycho and I miss him for it lol

bunnymutt make the most fuckable thread personalities list

>>81844288

I voted for Obama twice, Clinton, Biden, and Harris. Why should I vote for the people that are going to take my medicaid?

Underrated r9g sagas: brad trying and failing to fuck drunk brit and filefag

>>81844355
That was unfortunate

I am too biased to do that
Meow2 > Meow3 > Meow1 is all I'll say
>>81844351
Medicaid is for NIGGERS Kenny! Invest already!

>>81844386

So only they should get government assistance?

>>81844380
Now post his gore fantasies next

o shaped head fem neanderthal

>>81844386
Meow 3 never posted himself

>>81844422
Look at those shades zamn
>>81844433
He did but he's underage so it was removed

>>81844422
Why is everyone so mean Brad is fine

>>81844422
I like this photo of me

>>81844442
As if your shotacon ass wouldn't save the pic and repost it every thread

>>81844475
>>81844422
His face looks kind of disabled to me

>>81844486
I don't want the FBI to arrest me(read: I didn't save it in time)

>>81844496
He just looks like a soft squishy guy there's nothing wrong with that

are we certain meow 3 was underage or just a small femboy like he said?

I think I tried to look intentionally retarded in that photo by not shaving lol

>>81844521
I'm just a little man

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81616382/#q81616744
>post 17.9 years old boy on the net
>get shot

What's the least awful dating app?

>>81844386
https://voca.ro/1kVnhJ0LUxFp

>>81844572
they're all awful (never used a dating app in my life award)

>>81844043
No they FROT

>>81844630
Did you ever find someone IRL?

>>81844572
>What's the least awful dating app?
4chan

>>81844639
/r9gay/ in particular

>>81844163
Oldest trick in the book. Foiled again dammit

>>81844638
no sadly, just online boyfriends

>wake up at 6pm
>mom finishes cooking dinner at 6:20pm
>have to eat dinner even though im not hungry yet
>still feeling a little tired but now im a little sick too, good time to take a shower
>entire shower i cant stop thinking about the fact im not going to be awake when mom cooks breakfast so now i wont get anything to eat for the next 24hours
>probably need to snack a few pistachios later but my friends keep saying that eating after dinner is retarded subhuman behavior and now theyre going to hate me even more and ignore even more of my posts
f**king hate mom so much. i wish she would just leave my life alone.....

>>81844728

You don't really want that, let me tell you. When I was nocturnal and waking up around 4-5pm I suffered the same problem. I just asked mom to move dinner back slightly. I was also always up in the morning for breakfast before I went to bed.

>>81844728
At least you have a mommy unlike.. someone I know

>>81844728
>probably need to snack a few pistachios later but my friends keep saying that eating after dinner is retarded subhuman behavior
man who gives a shit? eat those pistachios and if your friends have an issue with it then just tell them to eat your dick

>>81844629
Giggled way too hard at this, I am retarded
Why do Finns sound so silly?

>>81844774
but i want my friends to love me and think nice things about me, and say "you know who is pretty cool? anon. i wish i was hanging out with him today instead of this uncool faggotguy(<-that wouldnt be me this time)"

>>81844925
You're pretty cool anon that was a good post

>>81844941
thank you. i wish you were my friend

>>81844995
You wouldn't like me
I hope your frens treat you better

Bunnymutt piss

somehow my sister is able to near permanently occupy the laundry room and on the rare hour its finally available theres blankets and shit on top of the dryer so i cant sort my clothes there. i need to get out of here

>>81845121
What's she doing in there

>>81845138
sitting on the dryer and using it as a poor woman's vibrator most likely.

grindr and bumble won't let me make an account from my browser, it's over for me.

gatekeeping poorfags from bfs

>>81845138
laundry. just an endless stream of laundry

>>81844572
tinder.
this place is worse than grindr to be completely honest. If you can handle 4chan you can handle the apps. You're not exactly on the pure and wholesome side of the internet

>>81844630
>never used them
>still has a negative opinion on them
This is how incels are made

>>81845189
man.. can we make /r9gay/ heccin wholesome again bois?

>>81845198
Are you back hue?!?!

>>81845199
It was never wholesome, and neither are you. You're just sexually repressed and ideologically conservative, like all chuds.

>>81845184
this ISN'T fair! maybe match dot com will treat me well? I'd assume most people are on phone applications doe

Hue it's like 22:08pm EST what the frick are you doing awake at this hour?!

huebot is back, threads are really coming alive today.

Time to turn shotabot back on to counter attack

I have a really weird face

my face is the only part of me that looks good

My face makes me angry when I look in the mirror because it's like a sad down syndrome copy of my dad's face,, and he looks like a model or an actor.

Mom called me handsome :D

>>81845220
Not hue but I'm staying up listening to relaxing nature music and reading a book :3

one time i cut my hair short and mom got mad at me which feels very similar to being called ugly

>>81845501
Your mom sounds like a silly woman
You should fight her

Is it possible to go from an awkward gay autist to a cool faggot with an active social life or is it over

>>81845523
I am hoping and praying itspossible. There's a crazy gay neighborhood near me, and once I get my license I'm just gonna start hanging out there more, maybe going into gaybars and trying to make friends.

>>81845558
Anon no.. don't get pozzed please I beg you :<

>>81845563
I mean I'm not going to start having casual sex I just want to hang out with other gay guys
Maybe they can give me fashion tips cause I dress like shit or advice on finding a boyfriend

Fiending for money and alcohol, the life of a Westside player

Where cowards die and the strong ball

Masc gay guys scare me

>>81845654
What does that even mean? Statistically speaking, the vast majority of gay guys are masc.

>>81845523
depends if youre teen, twentyteen or thirty+

>>81845662
Yeah they're scary

>>81845694
No they're sexy

>>81845507
im too weak(emotionally). i only want to love mom even if she wont stop fighting an undeclared war against me

>>81845220
bro i wasn't hue at all
who the hell is hue anyways?

>>81845744
That's fair
I love my mom so much and I will never be able to repay her for all the times she's helped me when I've completely torpedoed my own life

>>81845470
well? well..? weelle? are you going to say which book

>>81845765
>all the times... ive completely torpedoed my own life
qrd

>>81845769
Sorry, it's the first Master and Commander novel. I started it a while ago but I got distracted, I really want to finish it. There are like 10 books in the series I think..

>>81845470
Wholesome and cute
I am so eepy

>>81845795
I flunked out of multiple colleges while lying to her about it and each time she let me move back in with her and sort my stuff out and try again while supporting me as best she could. I'm a very shitty son, lol.

>>81843775 (OP)
Does anyone remember bf application anon ? Did anyone even apply ?

>>81845840
He got shot by Somalian pirates while traveling to meet a bf applicant. Very tragic, burial at sea.

>>81845848
o7 for him

If your bf wanted to sleep on the floor in order to keep cool would you be willing to join him?

>>81845914
Honey.. we own an AC come back to bed

>>81845935
Oh fuck AC changes things
I don't got one of those I just have a box fan blowing at me while I'm lying on the floor

>>81845832
thats probably not so bad, you can still be a good son. why did you flunk? i started falling behind in one of my classes and midterms were coming up so i decided to drop all of my classes and quit for some reason

>>81846228
I chose majors that were well beyond my abilities because I was stupid and unsure what to do with my life and also my dorm mates got me hooked on weed so I was incapable of functioning properly.

>>81846245
so do you know what you want to do with your life now

>>81846320
most people who know that wouldn't be in college

>>81846362
true, anon. true. T_T

when my pc finally has its last blackscreen soon i think im going to buy a laptop and give in to the bed lifestyle

you should start watching cartoons from this century so people can understand what you post

am i the last one

am i the first one

What does azealiautist think about her sharing conor mcgregors penis for the whole world to see?

>azealiautist
who
>conor mcregors
who
>the whole world
who

>>81844728
>probably need to snack a few pistachios later but my friends keep saying that eating after dinner is retarded subhuman behavior and now theyre going to hate me even more and ignore even more of my posts
Your friend sounds like literally me yay

>>81844746
Can you guys not just eat leftovers or get soemonthing out of the fridge or go buy something at the bakery?

>>81847739
this is not yay. at all

>>81847754
do you have a 24/7 bakery? my bakery closes at 2pm and isnt even open half of the week...

>>81843775 (OP)
Transformers
Robots into guys

Its been a while since I last argued with meow. I kinda miss it but I'd never tell him that tho.

>>81845115
My sexually aggressive dom top future bf looks like this and has the same fetish btw

>>81847790
It is because he is right and you should listen to him and the fact that you care and even consider following his good advice is pretty cool. What a cool friend you have.

>>81847861
why do you want your friend to wither away from hunger?

>>81847706
A3NJ7NR BENKS

>>81847856
I used to pee in my mouth as a kid in the toilet

desu i peed on myself in the shower a few times when i was becoming sexually cognizant desu

I peed on myself while sitting on the toilet, several times. The stream goes under the seat and fucks everything up.

>>81848063
had many a piss on the toilet like that, but its never gotten on me. im starting to worry there is something wrong with my prostate though

My jewfro is back to form.

as meow would say where is bf where is husband...

>>81847993
Cool, you gotta pee on someone else's body now

>>81848063
Somethin like this?

>>81847897
I want him to have a normal meal schedule for his own sake

Guess I'm the only person in this general who didn't pee on himself or is into piss

my small phimosis dick touches the toilet bowl sometimes and it hurts a lot

>>81848108
Cute very much so

>>81848120
I honestly do deserve a bf to play with my penis and try to make it less sensitive and so he can stretch out my foreskin. I do deserve it.

>>81848097
what if he cant have a normal meal schedule? you wont even let him have a 300cal snack without excommunication?

>>81848095
yeah, exactly
not so much in quantity though

chinchin means penis btw freakin idiots

>>81847899
Thoughtful commentary as always

>>81848159
eat a penis u fukken weeb

>>81848182
fk u gay moron

>>81848159
Yeah we know eat my small chinchin you gay hentai oji-san chuck

>>81848247
my name isnt chuck its gary

>>81848255
Sorry Gary senpai... I didn't mean to dishonor or disrespect you...

>>81848269
eeh? my name is oji-san gary b*tch

>>81848288
Is oji-san the part of it or can it simply be Gary B*tch for short?

>>81848321
i just said its oji-san gary b*tch dont make me put the beat on you

>>81848339
Gomenasai, Gary B*tch. Please don't get upset with me, oji-san.

>>81848354
i forgive you toreenasan but please dont but please dont expose me in this thread again

>>81848424
*kisses oji-san*

Holy fucking shit I feel amazing
I feel so god damn good
I love you r9gay good morning!

>>81848458
dont try even try to annoy me you little twerp

>>81848488
good morning brother!! why do you feel so great today on this morning?

>>81848499
Sorry, I misread the situation, I disrespected both myself and senpai...

>>81848517
hey, its okay kid. you can make it up to me. but it wont be easy

>>81848508
I have no idea! Life is just good I guess.
I'll probably feel like shit again after work.

>>81848531
No I shall go, I misread the signs and did the unthinkable, I deserve forgivenes tho

>>81848565
what do you wear for work? is this a big suit type of job?

>>81848581
Nope.
Chef's jacket and shorts.

>>81848590
sounds cute and hot. chefs are cute, i hope you're doing well there.

>>81848566
run my himiman. run

There's a boy that I want to confess to but telling him my feelings could ruin my entire life and make my family disown me so I feel really conflicted

Couple of years ago I had a week where I felt good. Wake up energetic and in good mood, it was crazy.

>>81848717
Is he interested in you? Do you think he wants to be more than just a boy to you?

>>81848835
He does like me but idk if he likes me romantically or sexually

I deserve a government issues blue eyed bf...

>>81848717
Force the feelings down and never mention them to another human soul. Then regret doing it when you're in your 30s. Worked for me.

>>81848920
how do i continue as a blue eyes single boy with no government assignment?

Too early to tell but this day feels good so far and I have reasons to be excited for tonight so I hope it all works out for me.

>>81848885
Talk to him, find it out. Maybe you're confusing his friendship for need of romance, but maybe he will show a proof of his romantic attraction.

swallowing a pack of aa batteries

>>81849052
That game sucks

>>81848963
by becoming my bf duh

>>81849058
You suck mister!

swallowing boyfriend's penile aa battery

>>81849029
>>81848943
I think I'll try asking him if I get the chance to but I'm still nervous

>>81849101
I'd fuck around more to test the waters if I were you (although no boy will ever show interest towards me ever) and see if he's really trying to be your date

>>81849064
im not all of those boys

My bf insists that I have a very good looking face but I don't see it. I think he's the only person who sees and treats me like that.

i hate the idea of a bf because i hate when people lie to me and tell me that i look... good and i don't want to actively be fooled by someone i allegedly trust

you're so fucking ugly and repulsive honey :)

My husband will unironically say it if he wishes to marry me.

>>81848920
You'd get many if you weren't murican

sitting on my carpet at 6am thinking of the regrettable choices I've made in life

>>81849498
I could probably go to israel if that counts
>>81849245
O algo

Brad joining the IDF for a blonde Ukrainian bf

>>81849598
The floor really is the beat place to be at any given time
I spent all night on the floor lol

>>81849422
>>81849324
This is why you don't date r9gay deranged schizos

>>81849677
Truly. I wish I had a bf to be on the floor with in a little makeshift tent.

I'm flossing my teeth rn
>>81849651
I'd do it for a scandi or german bf. Ukrainians get fat easily

>>81849699
>honesty is le bad

Being eepy is good actually

Nice thread! *thumbs up*

>>81849749
>not being able to see different perspectives and getting stuck in your own self loathing is good actually

>>81843922
5, respectable. can't even be mad about it. time to play more marvel rivals today before i can break my fast in a few hours

Day is still "good" but I wanna throw up and it's still hot as hell and I wanna take a nap

>>81849990
Get a job, lol

I gonna cook and sell meth

Power flicked because the whole town turned their ACs on at once

>>81850132
Same, that happened to me on Sunday. Now we're just keeping the AC off in our house. I don't know if that helps but now I'm sweaty all the time.

>>81849954
>subjective is objective
>denying the rationality and reality is logical
>believing the lies is not icky and not a red flag

Messaged meow on X, he told me he's going through a transinvasive operation rn, he said he'll be doing couple FFSs and a bottom surgery for 3 months and she will come later

>>81849324
>wahhhh wahhh wahhh a man and potential bf likes me and thinks i look good. nooo uhhhhh i must look awful and disgusting and shit because i just do alright.

You self loathing niggas will never find a bf, then you act miserable after pushing everyone away.

Pushing guys away and cutting contact with them was my favorite thing when I was dating, I just told them that I need some alone time and that they needed someone better and good enough and they disappeared in droves

Man I'd be so shit at puzzle games if internet guides didn't exist.

I'm too scared to take any risks for fear of failure so if I play a puzzle game I always look up a guide.

what does /r9gay/ think of shota porn?

>>81850645
mostly cringe if shota bottoms
based if (hung) shota tops

what if you're self loathing because you actually are boring, old, ugly, and unfuckable and nobody likes you. i just want to be some guys personal blowjob machine but i'm not a cute twink or femboy so no guy would ever let me suck and worship his dick or cum on my face.

Meow is my favorite chubby legal top shota irl and him being boring old ugly and unfuckable never stopped him from domming a BBC guy

i wish i was a cute femboy and could dress up for guys and suck dick but instead i will die an ugly virgin..

>>81850335
>my subjective delusions caused by low self esteem are objective
>I cant process compliments becaue I don't agree with them
You're the type of guy to get offended if someone likes a shirt you personally think is ugly

I have never been offered random clothing by a stranger in my life, is this common normie stuff?

>>81850831
Yes they do this shit all the time

the curse of not being hung and girthy enough to be a top and not being cute and feminine enough to be a bottom. so i will simply never have sex.

>>81850997
I'm not the biggest dick myself and for that reason I literally squat a lot, my top ass is built for huge femboy cock

>>81851099
femboys will only fuck other femboys sadly.

>>81851108
I was not aware of that, they still fuck guys with normal asses

Meow meow I'm a fat stupid whore yaymeow

you guys wanna fuck robots?

>>81851159
no i'm not feminine or hung enough.

I still haven't mowed my grass and now it's rainy and very humid. I guess another day won't hurt.

>>81850400
That's what I've been saying. It's pure unfiltered mental ilness and stubbornness

>>81850625
What's the point then?
>>81850718
Someone would but you'd reject them because you don't believe they actually like you because you're insane

I haven't mowed my armpits

>>81851369
>Someone would
who would get hard for some ugly gross retard. what a joke. why give people false hope.

We need more fem dom tops

I love my feet licked but sometimes they get cold and i fkn hate that ={

>>81851382
Other ugly people. Look up poly relationships and notice how they're all ugly as fuck fat genderblob losers with beards and hrtits.

>>81851369
So I get the pat on the back and the game telling me how smart I am.

>>81851402
>licks on your feet then cums on it

>>81851402
No one ever licked your feet stop lying

>>81851406
so basically you're telling me i deserve to be alone because my only hope of getting laid is other ugly people who are deranged sluts.

>>81851421
Gwh *licks between your toes as you lick mine*
God i need a gooner bf so bad

>>81851427
True, Last time i saw another gay person was 2 years ago, I'm basically a virgin again.

>>81850824
>>81851347
Stop being delusional and samefagging your post, hue. You are fucking sick in the head bastard, no one will like me because i'm ugly, no one would tell me give me a compliment because it's me you're on about and they would only do it ironically just to spite me. The objective reality is that I'm ugly and you are objectively crazy if you think it's not that

>>81851448
can your gooner bf be unattractive?

>>81851448
>licks between your toes
Wtf? You can do that? Don't touch me there it's dirty...

>>81851510
I'd prefer my gooner bf to be conventionally unattractive because we'd be doing conventionally unattractive stuff together :p

woke up too early and my head hurts really bad. why did that happen to me

Need a bf with cute feminine feet to worship

I will never get a bf because I'm conventionally attractive and all bottoms want ugly bastards to rough them up

I'm 28, I need to have sex with a man before I hit 30s or else there's no hope for me, I don't care what he looks like he just needs to put his penis in my hole

No no no, what you're supposed to be saying is: I need bf now!

Which is more manly?
For me, it's left

>>81852094
I hate you whore die die die

>>81852111
right is more manly but left is more of a man than right will ever be, esp bcs right bottoms a lot and left only tops

my favorite type of a guy is someone who works out and is in a healthy weight range but also is chubby and has big soft arms to hold bfs left and right

I hate fat people and I love super skinny tummies but if I was a fat hairy pig I would be aware that some gross faggots are into it even if I'd hate looking like that myself. But low self esteem r9gay posters can't comprehend this simple fact of life.

>big buff guy walks into the room, shirtless with ups cargo shorts, carrying two skinny twinks in each arm
>"delivery for anon? where do you want these?"

>>81852276
What if the fat hairy pig has huge cocks and balls tho?

>>81852276
I love fat hairy pigs so god damn much so soft and warm and fuzzy like a big teddy bear

I hope my fbf likes naps and sleeping because I do and I want to cuddle

>>81852276
how's "hairy" a negative quality?
body hair extremely hot, it's masculinity in it's rawest form.

I hope my bf likes monsters and is teratophiliac because I'm so just I could be a creature from another dimension

I have autism and don't like feeling body hair rubbing on me

>>81852447
*rub my hairy legs and arms on you*

bwos... that headache got 10x worse i thought i was finally going to die or even upchuck popcorn all over the tiles

gonna upchuck my dick in your ass if you keep using that gross word

whats wrong with upchuck :c

I'm the sweeties fucking pigever born I need to shower now or I will die

i just contacted my tarot cards and my ouija board and they told me that meow fucking died

I just saw him at the hypermarket last weekend tho

>>81852569
well he just fucking died

i want more popcorn now

>>81844629
His last words

Big fat pissing boyfriend penis

I think meow did actually get a bf though when I messaged him on discord it seemed like someone else answered at first, he didn't know what r9gay was and acted really confused

>meow got a bf before most of r9gay
lmao

never read any of that guys posts tbqh

>>81852649
I mean he was the most attractive guy here, and the most socially active. Its not really a surprise. He had tons of friends, unlike the rest of us.

make you fucking mind up, someone itt said that meow is transitioning rn

>>81852649
>most normal people on r9k get bfs before robots do
Wow, really!

>>81852684
Most of this whore's "friends" are his clients that the whore of Helsinki served at least twice

>>81852710
that's just jealous anons who dont want meow to win because he was mean to them so they say he's an ugly tranny

>>81852718
Real incelism has never been tried

im the first real volcel

And I'm the first ever real r9k incel!

no you aint

I think r9gays definition of robot and normalfag changes based on whether they like someone or not
Hot take, I know

>>81852111
Fuck I wanna have sex with both (sad they're both cutfags)

>>81852792
It doesn't just newfags try to twist it so they're included in it.

>>81852276
Bara/bears I can get behind only if they smooth and shaved. They can push me into the musky crotch only if they nice and smooth

>>81852286
If you ordered twinks for delivery, but look at the *delivery guy*, you're mentally ill.
You're not *supposed* to look at the delivery guy.

This is why i hate these shallow faggots bringing a bad name to us normal gays.

>normal
>gay
alright who's gonna tell him...

>>81852286
Can I be one of the twinks instead

>>81852624
Clear watery piss or yellow disguting piss

>>81852817
You just wanna have a kiss with this delivery guy, right?

>>81852792
my bf is an incel(he said women shouldnt vote on cs)

>>81852684
>most attractive guy here
Looked like a tranny

>>81852813
*they're x2 sorry for my retardation

My favorite part of "meow is a tranny"discourse is that I called him a tranny and joked about it all the time and told him that many time yet I'm the one who want to cut off my small pp while meow is getting more muscular, manlier and his 7 incher only gets bigger

>>81852865
Topping the delivery guy while getting fucked and worshipped by the twinks...

>>81852912
Stop making small top big sub happen, real life does not work like this!

>>81852111
I'm a bottom, but my eyes are focused on the right guy more often as I look.

>>81852922
Who said the twinks were small ?
Also I wanna stuff the muscular guy's hole while playing with his pecs

wwyd r9gay

>>81852864
why didnt you include amber

>>81852954
Probably cry in envy and beg to worship his real man's penis

>>81851476
>uhhhhhh im objectively ugly and gross and shit. dont you get it the hecking science says im disgusting.and so i can just sit in my room doing nothing

you are just a retarded self defeatest, go out and find a bf.

>>81852954
unironically wish a hung twink would insult and ridicule me for having a smol 7"x5" pencil micro pp and force me in a cage for being so smol.

What's the bottom equivalent of getting blue balled

what are some dating strategies for 32yo NEETs who can drive but wont

I unironically wasn't insecure about my penis size until this thread got taken over a few weeks ago by these guys now I'm actually concerned about it.

>>81852954
Tease him by kissing his tip over and over

>>81853089
Experiencing drawbacks for being a weirdo I guess.

>>81853103
i've been insecure about my dick and have been posting about it for 15 odd years. i mean people who are objectively big don't have hangups or insecurities about it. they're completely confident in their size and never think about it. if i had big girth i probably wouldn't have a single insecurity and would have had sex at a healthy age instead of becoming a wizard and abstaining from sex forever as to not disappoint anyone.

>>81853100
>what are some dating strategies for 32yo NEETs who can drive but wont
bump

>>81853103
/r9gay/ is like one big demoralization thread for the most part so like dont worry
plus you can always get surgery if youre really that insecure

The most brutal twink death of our generation

>>81853157
I think I would cry immediately if anybody did this to me. No one would ever though cuz my penis is small and ugly

>>81853316
you say that but anons would praise your penis if you posted it

>>81853316
You need rape correction! If you can't be reasoned with your imagined shortcomings will be raped out of you.

anons will praise anything and everything because there is no commitment

>>81853332
No
>>81853351
At this point I'll take being raped if I can't get a bf

>>81853367
you're so cute and funny kiss me mwah

now that meow is gone who is the most rapeable poster

>tfw no bf
this fact upsets me so much currently that I can't write a punchline to the green text.

>>81853367
people would just make fun of my skinny cut dick and call it mutilated and gross. only uncut huge cocks receive praise on this site.

>>81853389
are you trying to prank me? im not going to close my eyes so just confess

>>81852865
I'm not a whore so no. I don't kiss outside relationships.

Join my stupid discord server full of retarded niggers.
bYchMUs6mX

With all of the money and fame I still don't get to have a bf

>>81853546
why would i want to be around retarded niggers exactly huh

>>81853546
yea huh

>>81853592
well i dont know they're not actualyl black.

>>81853546
Is leftypol cranksmoker still there? I won't join unless he's there

>>81853618
can you drop some lore about the "leftypol cranksmoker" ?
that's quite the nickname and I wanna know!!

I just wanna have my balls and dick played with before I die

>>81853298
he's a retarded pedophile of course he was going to age like shit.

jonah would getting head during rivals improve your skill you scrub

>>81853298
Why is Sammy Hyde on the left is lowkey a perfect surreal dreamy dom top but Sam Hyde of the right is giving big bottom no load refused gym showers DL encounters

>>81853834
sam fucks and gets fucked by trannies.

>>81853824
no i think that'd distract me honestly. i think the idea of getting head while playing a game doesn't sound that fun
>>81853834
it's what pent up rage and fucking children does to a person

>>81853834
He takes roids and T and looking like a freak suits his style of comedy

>>81853214
i'm just like you, always thought it was small and always knew that it's gonna be a rough time dating for me but it got worse over last few years, now i switched from "oh it's fine it can still penetrate and give pleasure" to "it's was always over and it's one of the smallest dicks ever created"

>>81852998
I just took a shower and i think I look better but YOU'RE STILL A BITCHASS RETARD IF YOU THINK I'M PRETTY ENOUGH TO EVER GET A BF, FUCK YOU AND GO WHORE YOURSELF OUT BECAUSE YOU GOT THE GOODS AND I DON'T nyaaaow

>>81853546
sell me on this server

>>81853938
cute kind people and im in there

>jonah is a discordnigger
tragic

>>81854003
i quite like discord, it's nice to have little conversations on there and occasionally call with people. it's also nice to see what games people are playing and stalk them in that way

>>81854027
with r9gay anons though? really?

nobody from /r9gay/ is in that discord

>>81854041
yeah, i've made some great friends because of this thread and discord in general
>>81854046
either way, i just enjoy meeting new people online.

put these on

take these off

is that a pizza kraut-kun? idgi

who is kraut-kun

stood in the rain for a few mins while i finished my popsicle and suddenly i feel great

dont feel great anymore if anyone was looking for an update. going to powernap before mom gets home

>>81854562
how about you powerbottom on my dick bitch

>>81854562
Enjoy your nap anony

I feel the urge for fast food again instead of cooking. Someone slap my proverbial hand and call me a bad neet.

>>81854570
IDK how people hear this and don't instantly get submissive.

I could fix all your problems for a low low cost
I'd supervise you and whip you any time you try going back to your bad ways

>>81854619
i'm not gonna fuck your fat ass if there's gonna be grease on it, go eat a fruit i want that bussy sweet and plain

>>81854619
Do it, I don't care. Maybe this one will be the heart attack and you can join momma.

wwwaaahhhh i'll never be a hung alpha top

wwwwwaaahhh i'll never be a cute femboy bottom either

it's over

I wasn't born perfect so I'll be killing myself tonight live on r9gay

>>81854699
this except i will live alone and never do anything my entire life and will think about suicide occasionally but will never have the balls to do it

I passed out for two hours cause I couldn't bike to the gym in the rain and now I feel like shit.

Making friends on discord is hard because everyone is a minor.

My love for minors is major

>>81854757
>>81854769
Cuz I'm a pedophile

YES I'M A PEDOPHILE!

My words are like a ziptie with a plastic edge
It'll tie you to my bed
Whether your 8 9 or 10

It's unethical to advertise the homosexual lifestyle on a board where a plurality of users are minors >>81850725

I just slept with a guy for the first time a few days ago. It wasnt too crazy we just cuddled and made out and watched vidya speedruns. I tried making advances but was too shy to do anything more and also im very inexperienced. I really want to do it again :( just felt like sharing

>>81854840
muh chilren! won't someone think of da chilren!

oh fuck off.

>>81854840
We love minors tho we need to make them all gay every last one
>>81854850
What games did you watch

if Vito wanted to pursue that lifestyle he should've done so quietly

>>81854869
dark souls mostly

one chance at life and I'm a submissive twink top with an average size penis

Someone please post their belly my brain is going numb I need to activate my neurons

Power bottom twink king and his most loyal submissive twink top servant

>>81854992
I wish this could be real

Another fish and fries dinner and another 10 bucks gone. At least it wasn't a burger, right?

>>81855060
I'm beatin yer fuckin ass boy

Imagine folding story over and beating his fat ass till it's blood red and sensitive, could be kinda hot with a bit of finger play

>>81855060
I had kebab from the chippy

story needs a buff latino hunk gardener to fuck him silly that would fix his autism and poor life choices

>>81855127
i agree, thick BLC for story's tight? chubby hole

I just want to have fat ass. Why does God deny me?

how weird would it be to just watch a gay blowjob. like stepping stones but really small ones.

>>81855258
blow me and I'll record for you to watch later

I wonder how different a proper English fish and chips are from my American slop from Captain Ds?

>>81855363
....naah...I'd rather I was recording so the footage was only in my possession. and you'd have to blow me first. baby steps once again, not gonna go straight for the dick, so I can back out before it's too gay if I get uncomfortable

Sounds like someone just wants a free BJ without repaying the favor...

Greedy niggers
Total Straightoid Death

I've realized that having a single friend is torture because you hyperfocus on them too much. Anything they do that you perceive negatively is agony.
So I'm on my way to make more male friends. I got a second one today.
I'm hoping by sheer odds that one of them is gay.

>>81855514
We should be friends nony

>>81855538
Has to be IRL sorry.

>>81855552
Should I come visit?

Can't believe I'm wasting my youth being a neet while I could already have been a in throes of love and friendship with a fine mature gentleman.

>>81855559
You have to stick around for at least 6 months.

>>81855578
You're wasting your life by complaining about wasting your life.
It's only over for you when you're like, 60. Before that the world is your oyster.

>>81855578
Find an older man to look after you

>>81852922
Real life should work like that you boring retard

>>81855586
Whole time or over the weekend?

I have become sleep

>>81855653
Weekends could work, I am mostly busy weekdays.

>>81854046
Discord servers centered around generals like this never have actual posters, just newfags and tourists who like the branding. Discord is best used as a means to talk to 1 on 1 with friends, not join some shitty server full of randoms

Eating pineapple again

>>81854619
Why don't you make a vocaroo saying you're a fat stupid pig and oink for our entertainment instead? Oh who am I kidding we all know it's too much effort for your fat ass. You love humiliating yourself but still don't want to put any effort into being a loser. All talk no action.

>>81855744
I'll do it if you fuck my big ass.

>>81854992
Perversion of the natural order of things. Submissive tops are subhuman.

>>81855672
Ok, I guess I should come over and see my friend in real owo How are we gonna spend that time?

>>81855514
Please tell me how I'm so lonely

If you told me meow would turn out to be one of the least annoying posters when first started posting again I'd call you crazy. It says a lot about this thread that he was one of the better posters despite constant spam and attention seeking. You guys suck.

I'm getting dominos for dinner, I don't give a shit. I barely ate anything today, and I just blasted the fuck out of my glutes, I want a hyper calorie bomb to go straight to my fuckin ass. I WILL jiggle when I enter a room and people WILL stare, God damnit.

>>81855786
Wandering around downtown Chicago until you confess your love for me and we kiss.
Or, whatever.

>>81855822
Spend some time with someone while doing some kind of group activity, then eventually invite them out to do something together.

>>81855883
>make friends by already having friends
I don't think you understand

>>81855890
I don't mean a friend group I mean like work, volunteering, school, some kind of activity you can sign up for, etc.

>>81855883
I'm down, Chicago could be a fun town to go through
>you confess your love for me and we kiss.
Friends do that? Often?

>>81855976
One of them might... eventually... maybe...

>>81855984
Do you know who that lucky guy could be?

>>81856005
No... if I did then it would make things a lot easier.

Watching anons ass clap and jiggle while he eats dominos
Pizza Hut is better

>>81856028
Damn, I guess just friendship that is, nothing more than that

>>81856035
Pizza hut is literally filth and garbage and you're going to hell for your opinions.

>>81856045
Nobody out pizzas the hut bitch

truth is that while some chains may generally be better, it's the store itself that determines the quality of pizza.
I've had some dogass pizza hut and great pizza hut. same for other brands. shit, i've had good papa john's.

I eat a lot of subway

saying Hawk Tuah! mid head but without actually spitting on his cock.

>>81856165
I love subway steak and cheese footlong with banana peppers spinach and Chipotle mayo so delicious so good

Anybody wanna suck my pp while I play counter strike

>>81856185
I've never given head and I might accidentally use teeth a bunch but I'd gladly stroke your pp while kissing your neck if that's okay

>>81856199
how am I gonna play the game like that???

>>81856185
Idk you got any cool skins?

>>81856211
No I don't gamble lul

>>81856165
shit i would too if it wasn't expensive af

going to subway and paying the cook 200 dollars to taste his unique uncut footlong for around 40 minutes

at some point you should just have casual sex and be done with it

>>81856240
I'm a basic bitch, I get a ham and cheese every time and it's 10$ minimum without even getting chips or a drink
The fuck happened to this great country..

I'm making my own pizza at home tonight actually because I am an adult and I can cook a pizza

Wish I had a bf that could make his own pizza

the only pizza I can make is a tortilla mini pizza, not a proper pizza.

>>81856318
I mean anyone can i just didn't go shopping today so I don't have any fresh mozzarella

>>81856324
>>81856330
You can have a slice if you want but you have to hang out and smoke weed and play games with me too (it's after work and I'm finishing my exercises first)

>>81856347
ok! I don't like weed doe so I'll pass on that part.

doing a line of a powdery substance off fbf's boner(it's crushed up smarties)

>>81856353
That's fair I still love you

I can make dumplings, how hard could pizza be lol

>>81856430
God I wanna make soup dumplings
I have a steamer basket and I still haven't used it I need to get on that

>>81856430
It mostly depends on what dough/crust you want for the pizza pie cause doing the yeast and kneading and waiting for the dough to rise is most of the work

>>81855836
tell me more g

>>81855836
The fact that you say this despite all the BBC posts meow spammed really says a lot about you

>>81855431
good point, at that point payment or something should be exchanged. I guess that's why I started with the watching aspect

meow is black himself how is that relevant?

>>81855380
well the English use fish the dogs won't even...wait...

Black sissies are built for BWC that's how it's relevant

average white bottom

we must protect black twinks, they're unicorns

wont lie to you boys ive looked at a BBC before

crona was the zestiest nigger to ever walk r9gay and now he's fucking dead

>>81856603
I didn't know bunnymutt had an eye for BIG BLACK COCKS

post the ltg webm

Look at this fuckin thing and tell me God isn't real

>>81856611
its a lot more than an eye

>>81856635
God is real and he hates us

>>81856647
He hates you specifically for being a nigger

>>81856635
I wish I had a dick like that.
I hate circumcision so fucking much.

God never says that

You know why Jews are the enemy of all mankind? Because they cut off the dick skin of all their golem and their own babies, Muslims too
Only a demonic entity would destroy such beauty

>>81846228
Did the same thing basically in first semester of first year, but thankfully uni's here let you withdraw and come back later, so this September I'm trying again.

theres also a few hundred jungle peoples completely forgoten by God who snip the pp

remembering the one time I tried to make a burrito but everything was falling apart that day and I couldn't make the burrito very well and I almost started crying.

>>81856828
sending good luck to anon!

>>81856663
God I love hung bottoms.

>>81856895
Thanks! I have my doubts, but hopefully things go better.

Subway gives me the worst shits. Don't know how anyone eats that after one time.

i have not regularly posted here since last year. has anyone managed to get a bf since then? i hooked up one time but he didn't want to date :/

>>81856945
everyone got a bf

>>81856799
Are boys really this messy? why would he do it all over his own bed like that

>>81856988
when I used to jerk off I would always do it into a tissue or at least put a towel down, anyways I NEED my butt stuffed.

make the new thread boy

Will you complain when I do

ive never complained

>>81857074
Only because I just love you all so very much

>>81856878
it was overcooking eggs that ruined me

>>81856878
the right move is to salvage it into a quesadilla