>buy bulled vibe
>press it against the frenulum
>doesn't feel like much
>lightbulb.png
>lube up, finger in
>get it deep enough just to make sure the prostate is not big homo propaganda
>lube the vibrator and get it up my bumhole
>feels alright, pull it closer to the entrance where it feels better
>accidentally push it out
>it's dirty
>insert finger again, deeper
>I can feel the log
>I can push the log
>I can get my finger under and around the log
>finger comes out absolutely brown
I shitted earlier today, I didn't need to go to the bathroom
faggots convinced me anal sex is clean even if they don't have an enema before unless they feel like they want to shit

>>81846033 (OP)
>faggots convinced me anal sex is clean even if they don't have an enema before unless they feel like they want to shit
there are people for whom this is true. you lost the genetic butthole lottery, sorry anon.

>>81846041
or just take fiber supplements and do pelvic exercises, that improves your odds.

>>81846033 (OP)
>this nigga actually shoved things up his ass because of 4chan posts
EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH LMAOOOOO

>>81846041
this tbhdesu ive shoved a hairbrush handle up my ass before and there was no brown on it
and also vibes on my cock head feel really good so OP has defective genes.

>>81846033 (OP)
Yes that's right, the butthole is where poopoo comes from, and usually there is some inside.

>>81846174
thank you doc, very insightful

Fucking disgusting. You deserve it, you sick fuck. Nothing should be inserted into your butt.

>>81846174
Scientist doctor pepe cracked me up dammit

I was so convinced this was a pink Wii Remote Plus and Nunchuck,

I shat what I had in me and tried again
not sure if it added much to the masturbation experience other than novelty
it couldn't make me sustain a hardon by itself, ~90% of the work was done by my hand
also taking it out after a couple of minutes of use was a bit harder than the first time, I don't trust that cable enough to not leave me with half a sextoy inside of me
everything is nice and clean though, doesn't even smell like it was in an asshole