Thread 81848006 - /r9k/ [Archived: 261 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:44:45 AM No.81848006
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why can't good men have great dick? why is it always attached to the jerks? have some compassion for women. sexual satisfaction is very important.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:50:04 AM No.81848029
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>>81848006 (OP)
and yes, to be "good" it needs to be BIG. I'm glad I have a big one. that's why I empathize with girls, cuz I know how rare it is. I measure 8.8 inches and feel bad about guys whenever I go on r/realitydick just to feel even better about myself.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:56:12 AM No.81848057
Most men have a dick that's like 5.5-6.25 inches. My condolences if you're lucky enough to have been stretched by one of the elect amongst our number who have mega-cocks, but that's an outlier
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:01:35 AM No.81848078
A good personality is a rare trait too so a good person with a good dick is just statistically unlikely
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:21:29 AM No.81848166
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>>81848057
it is so frustrating! have some empathy.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:05:48 PM No.81848420
>>81848078
Sad. Sad for all the girls
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:09:35 PM No.81848440
>>81848006 (OP)
>jerks
He probably was a good man but she needs an excuse to leave him find a real asshole.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:14:59 PM No.81848478
>>81848006 (OP)
>why can't good men have great dick? why is it always attached to the jerks?
because they guys realize the girls are addicted to the dick and will put up with anything. Think of the shit girls with giant boobs get away with
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:15:27 PM No.81848482
>>81848057
All my bfs have had 7/7.5 inches and measured in front of me. Never been with a smaller willy guy, wonder if it would be good or not.
Replies: >>81856086 >>81857086
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:16:56 PM No.81848496
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>be me
>good man
>great dick
Its a special kind of hell
Replies: >>81848505
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:17:06 PM No.81848498
>>81848006 (OP)
Having above average attributes either turn you into a grateful altruistic person or complete despot
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:18:17 PM No.81848505
>>81848496
>>be me
>>good man
>>great dick
so you're gay
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:22:16 PM No.81848542
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>>81848006 (OP)
holy fuck lmao I made this /r9k/ thread as a joke but it's actually fucking brutal
Replies: >>81858110 >>81858164
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:25:48 PM No.81848571
>>81848006 (OP)
>why can't good men have great dick?
I'm glad they can't have both things, cause they don't deserve it.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:06:52 PM No.81848844
>>81848006 (OP)
We need another Dimebag Darrell
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:13:46 PM No.81848880
Its over for sub 8 dicklets
Replies: >>81849005
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:34:56 PM No.81849005
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>>81848880
Why are toxic guys so well endowed?!?!!
Replies: >>81858110 >>81858164
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:40:02 PM No.81849033
>>81848006 (OP)
Why dont you niggas all do penis enlargement?
Replies: >>81849060 >>81849146 >>81849917 >>81851397 >>81855197
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:44:48 PM No.81849060
>>81849033
It can backfire and make you have ED for life.
Replies: >>81849074 >>81849106
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:47:16 PM No.81849074
>>81849060
Wouldn't viagra work
Replies: >>81849164 >>81855332
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:51:39 PM No.81849106
>>81849060
It can backfire just like anything if you are retarded and do shit wrong
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:59:02 PM No.81849146
>>81849033
I see you're uninformed about the realities of those procedures. They are all delegated as "experimental" because of how unsafe they are. And besides the enormous risk of complications, you'd be making massive trade offs for that increase in size. Like significantly reducing your sensitivity or having your dick become permanently floppy when erect. If it was safe and effective, everybody would be doing it.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:02:03 PM No.81849164
>>81849074
No? Not if the nerve that supplies the blood in the first place gets damaged during surgery.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:04:30 PM No.81849176
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>>81848006 (OP)
Sorry. But communication just won't cut it

https://old.reddit.com/r/dating/comments/1ape07t/im_over_my_ex_but_i_miss_the_sex/
Replies: >>81849859 >>81852584 >>81858110 >>81858164
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:07:44 PM No.81849197
>>81849146
>procedures
are you talking about surgeries? im not talking about that, im talking about exercises and tool using, like that connor mcgregor nigga
>If it was safe and effective, everybody would be doing it.
objectively wrong, penis enlargement is aways taboo, even if it works and we already do have 100% that it does with safe methods, people arent gonna do it. most men see penis enlargement as a humiliating thing. also not everyone has the mental fortitude to mess with their dicks for years to see some centimeters of growth.
Replies: >>81849229
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:12:00 PM No.81849229
>>81849197
>im not talking about that, im talking about exercises and tool using
None of them work. There, I solved it for you. You obviously know nothing about this subject. A meathead retard putting weights on his cock isn't proof of the effectiveness of such a method. If anything, he's probably going to damage his dick.
>most men see penis enlargement as a humiliating thing
Absolute fucking nonsense. If there were safe and effective methods, everybody would be doing it. You'd have to be irrational not to.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:13:47 PM No.81849238
>>81848006 (OP)
I can sympathize because the only women who are good at sex are BPD sluts
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:16:06 PM No.81849253
>>81849146
surely there are grants and funding for penis enlargement research. the first one to crack the code will be a billionaire. it's only a matter of time, right?
Replies: >>81849264 >>81857086
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:18:06 PM No.81849264
>>81849253
Supposed Elon Musk completely fucked his dick up with a dick enlargement procedure, so if even he can't do it safely and effectively with his resources, then you can forget about it.
Replies: >>81849273 >>81849275
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:19:37 PM No.81849272
>>81848006 (OP)
Penis size is random and has no correlation with personality
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:19:41 PM No.81849273
>>81849264
i will believe in the human ingenuity and determination manifested by the sciences, just this once
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:19:52 PM No.81849275
>>81849264
>Supposed
*Supposedly
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:20:23 PM No.81849277
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>>81849229
>None of them work.
Lol
>If there were safe and effective methods, everybody would be doing it
Nigga everybody knows about exercising and diet at this point, but there is a record of fat people in the world
>"You'd have to be irrational not to."
>He thinks humans acts rational
Lol. Lmao even. Just look at yourself, im telling you it works and you are absolutely blinded to your own opinions
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:20:46 PM No.81849281
>>81848006 (OP)
>It wasn't an emotional connection; I actually thought he was super creepy at first and had no intention of seeing him after our first date. Still thought he was creepy for the first few months. Even after that, I tried to end it a few times but then he'd fuck me and it was game over haha. It's hard to explain;
Women
Replies: >>81849290
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:22:03 PM No.81849290
>>81849281
Shes lying(to appear not shallow), he cant be creepy if she persists being around him
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:22:17 PM No.81849293
>>81849277
gross, dried up, cut, cervix poking pencil dick
any methods for girth?
Replies: >>81849319
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:24:48 PM No.81849311
>>81849277
Okay, dumbfuck. Show me any fucking published study that showcases that there are safe and effective methods to do this. What, you think no one would want to publish such a thing? And get billions of citations with enormous amount of prestige and possibly massive earning potential for being involved with such in-demand procedures? But dumbfuck internet bros have it all figured out? Get the fuck out of here.
Replies: >>81849332 >>81849380 >>81851631
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:25:30 PM No.81849319
>>81849293
clamping or/and pumping as main, manual exercises as complementary, edging with soft clamp, kegels, cardio.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:25:40 PM No.81849321
>>81848057
Those ppl must be exaggerating. All those dicks are tiny. I wasn't aware I had a unicorn dick at 6.5 (I peak out over a monster energy can as a measurement)
Replies: >>81849340
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:26:10 PM No.81849325
>>81848006 (OP)
I feel bad for the jerks with good dick. It must be psychologically exhausting dealing with that much female socialization.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:27:36 PM No.81849332
>>81849311
Only penis stretching works while your still growing
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:28:29 PM No.81849339
>>81849332
>only works while you're still growing
then it's impossible to know if it works or not?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:28:36 PM No.81849340
>>81849321
6.5 is shit
Replies: >>81849352 >>81849407
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:28:37 PM No.81849341
>>81849332
No, you dumb fucking retard.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:29:48 PM No.81849350
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>I know you're in a space where you can't realize this, but I promise you someone finds you beautiful. My last lover was short, overweight, balding, and had back hair. I thought and still think he's the sexiest man I've ever met in my life. I can't stop thinking about him. I miss his face, I miss his body, I miss his smell. I don't think I'll ever be that sexually attracted to another man again
A white pill for the anons in need
Replies: >>81850433 >>81852109 >>81857099 >>81858110
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:29:53 PM No.81849352
>>81849340
porn brained or fag
all studies on preference point to that being the ideal penis length
Replies: >>81849375
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:32:20 PM No.81849375
>>81849352
Its not long enough to hit the fornix so shit
Replies: >>81849384 >>81851697
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:33:23 PM No.81849380
>>81849311
>Show me any fucking published study that showcases that there are safe and effective methods to do this.
lol, here starts the academia cope
>What, you think no one would want to publish such a thing?
no because doctor and medics have their ego up in their ass and will never do a study like this, and they also have the expensive and unnefective penis enlargement surgery to shill. also they are doing the right thing to some extend and not focusing on stupid shit like penis enlargement
>But dumbfuck internet bros have it all figured out?
yep, unironically.
Replies: >>81849409 >>81849448
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:33:49 PM No.81849384
>>81849375
also porn pseudoscience
only study that ever supported it was done on women with vagina problems. could only find that it helped with lubrication.
Replies: >>81849412
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:35:16 PM No.81849399
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Reddit screenshot thread again?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:35:56 PM No.81849407
>>81849340
The female orgasms I've caused during piv sex defended me from that savage emotional assault. Maybe 5.5 is the min or something
Replies: >>81849419
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:36:07 PM No.81849409
>>81849380
You're coping so fucking hard it's honestly unbelievable. Everything points to A, but you're so fucking stupid that you'll still say B, because you're too emotionally invested in it being B, and too retarded to realize that you're being irrational. Go ahead, retard. Go put weights on your dick. But when you injure yourself or even worse: permanently fuck your dick up, don't say I didn't warn you.
Replies: >>81849441 >>81849464 >>81849583
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:36:10 PM No.81849412
>>81849384
Enough cope 6.5 is shit, no guy cares about being mr moan we want to be mr.causesaseizure
Replies: >>81849430
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:37:11 PM No.81849419
>>81849407
Theres all sorts of Gspots in a canal and the fornix is the A spot only reachable by long dicks
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:38:49 PM No.81849430
>>81849412
>enough cope
it's the truth. all the talk of the fornix as some ultimate pleasure zone that only big penises can access is either promoted by "sexologist" hucksters or cuckolds. show me scientific evidence that there is a "g spot" in those spots
Replies: >>81849440
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:40:20 PM No.81849440
>>81849430
The whole canal is a neural cluster meaning its one giant g spot and a dick that stimulates all of it triggers more pleasure
Replies: >>81849467
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:40:47 PM No.81849441
>>81849409
ok, keep being a dicklet then faggot and wait for the academia studies to come out. i got a .2 inch girth increase in 3 months of work btw, my dick works fine, i would even say better than before, because of erection quality increase, and thats me doing the most dangerous methods btw
Replies: >>81849459 >>81849475
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:41:58 PM No.81849448
>>81849380
that doesn't make any sense. a consistent and effective method for growing any body part on command at all, let alone a penis, would be a result of the century
Replies: >>81849500
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:42:40 PM No.81849457
Why do horse penises feel good in women if size dont matter copey wopey? Why do lesbos have dildos that mog actual hung pornstars if size dont matter?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:42:44 PM No.81849459
>>81849441
Uh-huh. Sure you did, bud. And it's not a case of you just imagining things, because you're really invested in a particular outcome. I also got dick enlargement pills to sell you, if you're interested.
Replies: >>81849524
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:43:09 PM No.81849464
>>81849409
I mean if thats his cock in the picture and not something taken from the grand internet he kind off proved his point already
Replies: >>81849470 >>81849542
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:43:30 PM No.81849467
>>81849440
seems like that has more to do with pelvic floor muscles and body position than it does the penis
Replies: >>81849485
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:43:56 PM No.81849470
>>81849464
I cannot believe how stupid you have to be to take something like that as good evidence.
Replies: >>81849479
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:44:16 PM No.81849475
>>81849441
PE takes too long to get results and its debatle whether they are permanent. Ive seen pegym and there are legit ugly bastards who somehow grew their dick but still.
Replies: >>81849564
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:44:36 PM No.81849479
>>81849470
Big IF there lil sis
Replies: >>81849521
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:45:23 PM No.81849485
>>81849467
This is getting ridiculous, big dicks are better, the most hung man Jonah Falcon was getting molested by his babysitter at age 7 due to his 6 inch flaccid
Replies: >>81849545
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:46:35 PM No.81849500
>>81849448
>on command at all
thats where you are wrong, it actually takes fuckin years bro. penis enlargement, height training. they all work, but it takes genuine effort, and again, academia shills surgeries as solutions to everything
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:48:34 PM No.81849521
>>81849479
I always wondered what kind of person would be retarded enough to fall for those dick enlargement adds on porn websites. Just whip my dick out, take a few pictures at different stages of becoming erect, slap different dates on them, and voila, I have you in my pocket. Just gotta send you sugar pills every once in a while and laugh all the way to the bank.
Replies: >>81849540 >>81849571
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:48:50 PM No.81849524
>>81849459
>And it's not a case of you just imagining things, because you're really invested in a particular outcome.
i literaly have pics
Replies: >>81849588
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:50:25 PM No.81849540
>>81849521
Nigger youre dumb as fuck thats why you are on 4chan, in this thread constantly replying while being mindbroken KEKAROO
Replies: >>81849600
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:50:36 PM No.81849542
>>81849464
that isnt my picture bro, but its the pic of someone who documented his journey well and is well regarded
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:50:54 PM No.81849545
>>81849485
>big dicks are better because your babysitter will rape you as a child
????
Replies: >>81849589
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:52:26 PM No.81849557
>>81848006 (OP)
>sexual satisfaction is very important.
Nah, not really
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:52:54 PM No.81849564
>>81849475
>PE takes too long to get results and its debatle whether they are permanent.
yes, it takes long, and this is where normies fall, they want everything quick. some of it is definetly permanent
>Ive seen pegym and there are legit ugly bastards who somehow grew their dick but still.
go to reddit and see the subs there
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:53:19 PM No.81849571
>>81849521
And who said anything about pills you retarded 3rd world nigger? The guy literally """shilled""" you exercices
Replies: >>81849646
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:54:40 PM No.81849583
>>81849409
Wow look at mr. negative here not believing you can just stick your dick in a pump tube and hang weights off it to make it grow like a muscle or something.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:55:17 PM No.81849588
>>81849524
Nigger, unless it's being measured by a third party as a part of a bigger group alongside a control group, I don't buy it. Because you're obviously biased. And there's no way for you to not be biased. It's the same reason why there's such a massive difference between self-reported dick sizes, and the sizes as measured by third parties. And the best thing is, you're not even aware that you're doing it incorrectly, and you whole-heatedly believe your results. That's the power of the human brain playing tricks on people. Unless you demonstrate how you control for that, I cannot deem your results reliable.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:55:24 PM No.81849589
>>81849545
Yes if a foid is willing to fuck a kid that young due to his dick then it means bigger is better, the kid got teenage cunt without doing shit while you never got fuck all you dicklet
Replies: >>81849704 >>81849712
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:57:01 PM No.81849600
>>81849540
>completely mind-broken after being shown how utterly retarded he is
lol. lmao.
Replies: >>81849637
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:00:06 PM No.81849637
>>81849600
Yeah that guy is mega retarded, replying to every (You), couldnt be me
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:00:54 PM No.81849646
>>81849571
It doesn't matter if it's pills or buying my fucking dick weights. What, you think because you're physically interacting with your dick in my prescribed procedure it makes it somehow more reliable? It has the exact same evidence backing it as my patented dick enlargement pill. Which is a bunch of internet bors telling you that it totally works and showing you dick pics before and after.
Replies: >>81849659
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:01:56 PM No.81849659
>>81849646
>mindbroken sissy is still yapping
YIKES, KEKn4tw5
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:07:16 PM No.81849704
>>81849589
you've got worms in your brain dude
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:08:17 PM No.81849712
>>81849589
aristotle said that people with deficiency try to overcompensate through excess, again falling short of the golden mean.
Replies: >>81852351
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:26:31 PM No.81849859
>>81849176
Such a greedy pig
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:29:03 PM No.81849880
Long dicks are uncomfortable, thick dicks are the ones that feel good.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:33:27 PM No.81849917
>>81849033
You don't need a giant penis to have good sex. Sex is supposed to be stimulating by default. If they need to rely on hugemongous cocks then that's on them.
Replies: >>81850107
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:53:07 PM No.81850107
>>81849917
>Sex is supposed to be stimulating by default
Not on the porn generation
Replies: >>81853905
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:53:16 PM No.81850110
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>>81848006 (OP)
Sorry dicklets and averagedickhavers
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:37:27 PM No.81850433
>>81849350
>glosses over massive schlong
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:16:47 PM No.81850780
>>81848006 (OP)
The whole thread is wild lmao kek
Replies: >>81850796
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:18:24 PM No.81850796
>>81850780
Bunch of homos arguing about cocks, meanwhile foids are laughing behind their back at how ridiculous they sound
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:23:46 PM No.81850835
i've never even attempted to have sex because i know my 7"x5" pencil pp would just disappoint women.
Replies: >>81851332
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:23:50 PM No.81850836
bull
bull
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there's almost no benefit to having big dongus
Replies: >>81851332
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:12:46 PM No.81851332
>>81850835
You guys gotta be kidding
>>81850836
Replies: >>81851349
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:14:33 PM No.81851349
>>81851332
kidding about what? 7"x5" is below average on this board and the internet.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:16:59 PM No.81851366
Why does almost every guy suddenly have an 8-9 inch dick now? I hate my 7 inch micropenis.
Replies: >>81851399 >>81851593
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:19:41 PM No.81851397
>>81849033
Because it's fake and doesn't actually work, all those guys are just larping.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:19:47 PM No.81851399
>>81851366
having a 7" pencil thin micro penis is psychological torture yes.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:32:39 PM No.81851553
>>81848006 (OP)
nigga why you posting reddit shit here? go discuss this there
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:35:30 PM No.81851593
sizes
sizes
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>>81851366
Have you realized the guys posting those alleged sizes conveniently never provide timestamped, measured proof?
>b-but that's gay!
You already crossed the gay line when you came here to talk about dicks with a bunch of dudes.
>b-but I don't want to get banned!
Post your pics on a filesharing link.
>b-but I can't take a good picture!
It's 2025, we all have professional quality cameras on our phones now.
Replies: >>81851649
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:39:18 PM No.81851631
>>81849311
>nothing is real until scientists do a study saying it is
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:40:59 PM No.81851649
>>81851593
i'm a woman and i always wonder how much of an ego boost having a huge dick like on the left must be
like how do you just walk around knowing you won the genetic lottery
how does a man like that not get a superiority complex
i'd never stop touching myself
Replies: >>81851750 >>81851780 >>81851790
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:45:44 PM No.81851697
>>81849375
How long is long enough?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:50:37 PM No.81851750
>>81851649
first of all, you're not fooling anyone tranny. secondly i'll humour you and say big dick doesnt matter if the dude never gets to use it because he's short and/or bald and/or ugly. you cant exactly walk around with it out, and male clothing is not designed to show it off. if a bitch has big tits or a nice ass there's no shortage of ways to show it off without getting arrested for public indecency. for these guys a big dick is just a pleasant surprise for when the planets align and a dude can get some pussy. if he's smart he'll make a snapchat or insta account dedicated to showing it off and hope he can leverage his small amount of internet fame to get some e-pussy. or go into porn. literally the two ways to show off your big dick. just shows how much harder it is to be a man. even when you win the genetic lottery it's still not as beneficial as when a woman wins said lottery
Replies: >>81851935
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:54:04 PM No.81851780
>>81851649
>how does a man like that not get a superiority complex
That's the catch. This complex inevitably does happen, hence all the ribbit posts in this thread from women complaining how guys with big/perfect dicks are always shitty people.

I'm in the "somewhat above average" zone for length and girth (6.5 x 5.3). I'm happy with it. I'm not big enough to coast solely on dick game and get a big head from making women's jaws drop every single time they see it, but with a little effort I can make any woman cum hard. If she has a small pussy she'll fall in love with my dick after a few poundings.
Replies: >>81851935 >>81854888
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:55:24 PM No.81851790
>>81851649
Having massive perky tits is probably a bigger ego boost. Especially if you're one of the girls who enjoys attention in general and not just from chad.
Replies: >>81851935
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:06:53 PM No.81851935
>>81851750
at least if i were a tranny i'd actually get to have a dick.
even if you can't show it off wouldn't just knowing that you're blessed in an area that so many men are insecure about fuck with your head?
>>81851780
i don't even think huge dicks are that pleasurable to a woman but they sure look great, 5-7 would probably be the best for sex for girls (which on the upper end is still big)
but just the psychological effects must be crazy like you say
do men actually know how big their friends are? does that change anything for you?
>>81851790
but that doesn't last and most women can't come from their nipples
i'd just be jerking off to the view of my own dick all day if i had a penis like the one in the picture
Replies: >>81852079
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:21:39 PM No.81852079
>>81851935
>do men actually know how big their friends are?
Not really, and even if you see their soft dick it's not necessarily an accurate reflection of their hard dick. For example I'm an extreme grower. My last fwb told me that I was smaller soft than her ex, but quite a bit bigger than him hard. Someone who is big soft is still big hard, though. I played football so I saw lots of naked teammates on a daily basis back in my playing days. One of them had an elephant trunk that nearly hung down to his knees.
Replies: >>81852171 >>81854888
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:26:39 PM No.81852109
>>81849350
You really think a woman posted that, huh.
Replies: >>81852171
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:33:20 PM No.81852171
>>81852079
did that affect your opinion on the guy? like do you feel more idk submissive around him?
also if you're an extreme grower are you sad you can't show off in joggers and stuff?
>>81852109
that sounds exactly like a woman, we delude and gaslight ourselves about what we find attractive all the time because we know what people want to hear and it makes us feel better about ourselves if we dont hurt their feelings
Replies: >>81852478
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:53:17 PM No.81852351
>>81849712
How is a hung person overcompensating?
Replies: >>81853489
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:09:05 PM No.81852478
>>81852171
No, not really. I don't feel bad or insecure about my size so another guy packing doesn't bother me. I know I can make girls squirt on my dick and scream uncontrollably, who cares if other guys are more blessed. Being able to show off a bulge better would be nice, but there are upsides to being a grower too. Girls love the feeling of putting it in their mouth or hands when I'm completely soft and feeling it grow 4x bigger.
Replies: >>81852693
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:21:35 PM No.81852584
>>81849176
I try to keep a positive attitude in life but this thread broke something inside me. Wish I could be younger to find a innocent girl again.
Replies: >>81852702
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:36:01 PM No.81852693
>>81852478
it's like you're a transformer. do you ever tell them that this isn't even your final form
Replies: >>81852777
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:37:39 PM No.81852702
>>81852584
anon the worst thing you can do for your sexlife is transform into a self conscious loser
just slap a bad dragon sleeve on and you'll stretch them more than any penises ever could
Replies: >>81853471 >>81859156
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:45:56 PM No.81852777
>>81852693
The first time a girl I'm going to sleep with sees it I'm already hard, either in a dick pic I sent or taking it out in front of her. Playing with me soft and having fun growing it doesn't happen until after we've had sex a few times. I let one girl record herself stroking me from soft to hard, then stroking me until I came on her face a few minutes later, because she said she wanted to touch herself to it when we couldn't hook up.
Replies: >>81852793
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:47:56 PM No.81852793
>>81852777
so you do feel a little insecure about your soft penis, anon? why not lead with it from the start
i'd be telling women i have a tiny penis and then enjoy their reactions
Replies: >>81853454
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:12:19 PM No.81853040
>>81848006 (OP)
Part of great dick is the Abuse Chad persona. If he wasn't an asshole he wouldn't be "interesting"
Women crave to be dominated and mistreated. Chads just learn this that's all. Blame him for giving u what u want?? Lol
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:46:00 PM No.81853454
>>81852793
Not insecure, that's just how things happen
>girl asks for dick pic
>she obviously wants to see it hard
>hanging out with girl and she is dtf
>lots of flirting and making out and groping and foreplay means I'm rock hard long before my pants are off
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:47:21 PM No.81853471
>>81852702
No one called you a cuck so ill do it.
Cuck
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:49:33 PM No.81853489
>>81852351
a ginormous 10+ inch penis that you can't even use with 99.99% of women would be considered excess. the golden mean is slightly above average unless you really want to be nothing more than a circus freak novelty
Replies: >>81853606 >>81854455
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:00:15 PM No.81853606
>>81853489
a legit 10"+ thick dick would be fucking a different woman every weekend.
Replies: >>81853791
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:15:24 PM No.81853791
>>81853606
You'd get a lot of novelty fucks but not many repeat customers. If your dick was actually that big your best bet for having good sex instead of "Ouch slow down be gentle it hurts" never go balls deep sex would be finding a woman with a large pussy, then fucking her consistently enough she eventually gets used to it and can take a pounding from your horse cock.
Replies: >>81853823
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:17:16 PM No.81853823
>>81853791
every young girl you'd meet and her friends would definitely want to try at least once.
Replies: >>81853996
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:23:24 PM No.81853905
>>81850107
TRUTH NVKES DROPPING
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:26:41 PM No.81853946
>>81848006 (OP)
Is the porn industry entirely responsible for pussies looking after huge cocks ?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:30:09 PM No.81853996
>>81853823
Like I said, you'd be drowning in pussy that can maybe take half of your dick at half speed. But that's a novelty that gets old for the guy too. I'm above average and it was a major ego boost the first time I hooked up with a tiny Asian girl who couldn't handle my dick. Feeling like a porn star for the night was fun.

The next time we fucked we had the same size challenges. It was not fun being unable to rail her hard enough to cum and having to end with a handjob/blowjob again when she tapped out. After a few more attempts of this unsatisfying sex, she eventually was able to take me balls deep for a few strokes before tapping out. Then she built up enough stamina I could go until I came just from fucking and we finally had really good sex. If I gave up after the first couple times and kept going for another girl who couldn't take me I'd just be restarting the problem instead of reaching a point where the sex is worth it.
Replies: >>81854350
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:04:46 PM No.81854350
>>81853996
that sounds hot anon. i hope you get to resize more cute asian girls with your dick. what race are you?
Replies: >>81854674
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:15:06 PM No.81854455
>>81853489
Ah I see so your just coping
Replies: >>81855119
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:36:29 PM No.81854674
>>81854350
Half white half Mexican. The Vietnamese girl I talked about in my last post still came repeatedly when she could only take part of my dick, but the first time I bottomed out her orgasms became explosive.
>feel her vice grip pussy ease up enough I can finally push in balls deep
>do it and she starts gasping and shaking
>kiss her forehead and call her a good girl for finally taking all of me
>start slowly stroking
>after a few balls deep strokes she squirts all over me, then cums so hard her pussy clamps down hard enough to force me out of her
>eyes rolled back in her head, full body convulsing, banshee screaming, can't form words, sent her to another plane of existence
>when she returns to reality her eyes are glassed over and she has the dopiest ear to ear smile, says she had no idea sex could feel that good
>says her pussy needs to recover and she wants me to cum down her throat
>throatfuck her until I nut
>afterwards she almost always had one Earth-shattering orgasm like that every time we had sex but she was able to keep fucking after a couple of minutes recovering, she also had countless smaller orgasms before and after the big one
Replies: >>81854838
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:55:38 PM No.81854838
>>81854674
What penis size are you and how tall was she?
Replies: >>81854888
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:01:15 AM No.81854888
>>81854838
She was 4'9 and I'm 6'2. We both loved how I towered over her and could easily manhandle her. I'm grower anon >>81851780 >>81852079
Replies: >>81855235
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:12:46 AM No.81854995
Doom47
Doom47
md5: 687d856416ba6a13bf3211efbef68721🔍
Brutal thread. I see now that being alone is for the best.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:14:23 AM No.81855012
>>81848006 (OP)
Because if you're a "good man" and care too much about women then they put you in the friendzone.
Truth is modern women don't want good men this is why I just act blunt and like an "asshole"
t. guy with an 8 inch dick with 0 camera angle tricks.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:25:00 AM No.81855119
>>81854455
the majority of this board is under 18 so i'm not surprised with your responses. lack of wisdom.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:25:13 AM No.81855121
It's not about having a big dick, it's about being chad. Womanbrains are neurologically incapable of deriving pleasure from sex unless it's happening with chad. Nothing else matters. Chad could mindlessly jackhammer her pussy with his skinny 4 incher and still give her multiple orgasms. Meanwhile, a sub-8 could expertly pound her fornix with his thick 8.5 inch monster cock and she would barely feel it. They're neurologically programmed for chad sex, nothing else matters. It's all rigged for chad.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:34:29 AM No.81855197
1642764818005
1642764818005
md5: 8529c908348d9d1c13b486d63cf2d5a4🔍
>>81849033
>people have been posting their dicks online for decades
>penis enlargement has probably been one of the #1 topics of discussion anywhere men congregate online
>nobody in the history of the internet has ever posted proof of any method that can safely and permanently increase penis size

kinda like how UFO sightings fell off a cliff once everyone got an HD camera in their pocket.
Replies: >>81855268
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:38:21 AM No.81855235
>>81854888
I see. I'm a bit bigger than you but I couldn't make the girl I was with cum, and she was around 5'8".
Replies: >>81855327
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:41:07 AM No.81855268
>>81855197
There's some before and after pics out there, but the only way to definitively prove any of it is for some group of scientists to decide to do a study on it.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:46:46 AM No.81855327
>>81855235
Just like us, girls are different sizes too. I've been with a couple girls that felt like hot dog down a hallway and could only get off with very intense clit stimulation while fucking. One was 5'10 and the other was 5'5. Women also have a lot more mental shit going on that can make it difficult for them to cum, even if you're the right size for her. If that's the case try getting her a little tipsy, then cuffing and blindfolding her. Being restrained and not being able to see stuff she may be self conscious about like belly flab or leg hair stubble helps them get out of their head and get into the moment.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:47:26 AM No.81855332
>>81849074
They rip your dick off and probably staple it back together
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:10:24 AM No.81855547
>>81849332
Youre gonna rip your dick tissue you absolute idiot
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:15:16 AM No.81855595
holy kek
holy kek
md5: 8e2cc2ad92349dedb63f04d5324596ba🔍
>>81848006 (OP)
reading this stuff as a 8x6 virgin is like catnip to me

I hope I make a femoid absolutely obsessed with me, or at the very least cry one day

to reach those heights...
Replies: >>81857789 >>81857789
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:09:53 AM No.81856086
>>81848482
how did they measure it
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:30:33 AM No.81856786
>>81848006 (OP)
Source on the webcam vid?
Replies: >>81857081
Kill Yourself
7/17/2025, 4:04:49 AM No.81857081
>>81856786
Why do you wanna see that?
What are you, gay?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:05:36 AM No.81857086
>>81848482
ur a prostitute, shameful.
>>81849238
>>81849253
my grabbing whors and treating them like sh8t improving. Can tell from 30 years of experience them ho3s are demons from hell. a man, is straight foward, too bad they aren't missed one atom bit.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:06:38 AM No.81857099
>>81849350
stretch a btch's soul so hard he splatters salsa all over.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:12:56 AM No.81857645
Absolutely deranged thread.

So many people lying and so many people trolling and probably for insane reasons like blackpilling people intentionally. Some of you deserve to be unironically euthanized.
Replies: >>81857697
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:19:29 AM No.81857697
>>81857645
What are you talking about you schizo?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:32:08 AM No.81857789
>>81855595
True. Same here. I'm 8.8 true inches. It works. Girls become OBSESSED with it, even when it's online.
It makes up for an autistic personality and I wouldn't trade it for anything.

>I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE! WOAH OH! AND I FEEL GOOD!
>IT'S THE BEST DAY EVEEEEEER (THE BEST DAY EVER....)>>81855595
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:15:44 AM No.81858110
>>81848006 (OP)
>>81848029
>>81848166
>>81848542
>>81849005
>>81849176
>>81849350
Those reddit threads are brutal. Women do indeed fall in love with big dicks. They're so rare there's women still thinking about a dick they SUCKED 12 years ago in those threads, and she's married. She said she regrets not taking it.
Replies: >>81858144 >>81858666
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:19:32 AM No.81858144
hex_maniac
hex_maniac
md5: 36daccd196af9253999fc93fe36904f7🔍
>>81858110
Kind of like how men fall in love with freakishly huge tits?
Replies: >>81858172
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:23:15 AM No.81858164
>>81849176
>>81849005
>>81848542
>>81848166
holy shit i am unironically beginning to hate women
Replies: >>81859307
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:24:16 AM No.81858172
>>81858144
nobody cares you coping cunt, men love small big medium tits it doesnt matter as long as you two get along and you arent a fat ugly fuck. even fat decent looking women get attention, youd have to be fat AND really ugly to be ignored
Replies: >>81858231
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:30:35 AM No.81858231
>>81858172
Any man who says he prefers small tits over picrel is a virtue signaling liar.
Replies: >>81858265
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:36:41 AM No.81858265
>>81858231
NIGGA THERE ARE PEDOPHILES IN THIS WORLD DAMN!!!!
Replies: >>81858277
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:38:30 AM No.81858277
>>81858265
Pedophiles literally have brain damage.
Replies: >>81858374
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:52:50 AM No.81858371
>>81848006 (OP)
>why can't good men have great dick? why is it always attached to the jerks? have some compassion for women. sexual satisfaction is very important.
What is a jerk?
A jerk is an attractive man,
Attractive men are a scarcity,
What is scarce is in demand,
What is in demand is pricy.
An attractive man focuses on himself,
and less on the bitch to give him a headache.
So if you see a confident man, you'll find him a jerk.
Sorry, I don't make the rules.
Replies: >>81858412
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:53:34 AM No.81858374
>>81858277
Half of all successful people are one though so you're wrong.
Replies: >>81858392
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:57:58 AM No.81858392
>>81858374
>he thinks the pedophile baby blood drinkers aren't brain damaged
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:02:07 AM No.81858412
>>81858371
tl;dr for retarded robots:
People don't act like jerks because they're born that way, they act that way when they're in a position where they don't have to accommodate others.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:12:14 AM No.81858464
women
>why do men keep objectifying me I'm more than just my tits!!!
also women
>Why can't I find a good dick???
Replies: >>81858642
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:44:20 AM No.81858642
>>81858464
It's abou5 sexual compatibility.
Big tits don't make sex better. Big dicks can be necessary for good sex for some women. Depends on how the vagina is shaped
Replies: >>81858917
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:46:05 AM No.81858650
>>81848006 (OP)
Believe it or not, good dicks are actually much more prevalent. All those ancient Greek statues with tiny 2 inch dicks? Evolution hadn't fully caught up yet.
Replies: >>81858667
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:48:30 AM No.81858666
>>81858110
This is why you date a bi woman who'll peg you
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:48:42 AM No.81858667
>>81858650
Those statues have small dicks because they knew the only thing anyone would notice is the dicks if they gave them hogs
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:27:50 AM No.81858917
>>81858642
>Big tits don't make sex better
They do, actually
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:41:42 AM No.81859013
THIS FEELS LIKE GASLIGHTING AFTER THE FACT
Maybe I'm just reading too much into this and making shit up or projecting from my own experiences or whatever but I feel like probably none of these guys were even assholes
These bitches CONSTANTLY do a fucking 180 and pretend like everything was terrible in an attempt to rewrite the past after a breakup. This is just the emotional version of retroactively claiming the sex was bad out of spite.
I can't help it. I'm imagining all these "toxic" dudes who gave great dick as just being some normal guy who wound up in a fucking Taylor Swift song. Is that presumptuous of me? Like MAYBE one of these whores got blasted by Dark Triad Chad, but they are perfectly willing to act like this after a breakup with some dork, too, and then they MAKE SHIT UP so that apparently he was "toxic" all along. Bullshit. LITERALLY just saying that to be hurtful.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:11:51 AM No.81859156
>>81852702
Only one person called you a cuck so I'll call you a cuck, too. Cuck.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:46:12 AM No.81859307
>>81858164
Fuck, do NOT read those 2 reddit threads. I repeat, do NOT read unless you're at least 7 inches long
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:07:00 AM No.81859415
so what do i do if i got a boomerang for a dick. just top myself?
Replies: >>81859591 >>81861877
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:43:05 AM No.81859591
>>81859415
Dick size is not everything
Desu.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:26:40 AM No.81859820
Are there any big dick virgins ITT?
Replies: >>81860344
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:43:19 AM No.81859940
instintctual reaction
instintctual reaction
md5: c5f9078280ca6deec7cb9f3973e6c7d7🔍
I'm the only old fart millennial ITT who got brutally blackpilled during the early Omegle era??
Replies: >>81860204
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:22:49 PM No.81860204
>>81859940
Man some of the reactions are so fucking hot
Replies: >>81860287
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:36:01 PM No.81860287
lol
lol
md5: b0e6dc4c9827206877509b08d54ff92c🔍
>>81860204
Yeah, you could finally get to see female behavior without the stupid social filter
Replies: >>81860340
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:39:08 PM No.81860308
>>81848006 (OP)
Once it becomes common for women to divorce sex from intimacy and enough of them become whores and talk about getting off and dick size in negotiating language, you pretty much destroyed 90% of mens chance at a traditional relationship. Like might as well masturbate, theyre not much different from whores or, ironically, a.i sex bots. No man has enough leverage to be in a non-cucked relationship
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:44:21 PM No.81860340
>>81860287
You know these are all edits, right?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:45:17 PM No.81860344
2be7d3a5015110471b69b8135a304294
2be7d3a5015110471b69b8135a304294
md5: 18692c80e3bc0be9b55bb54f455ba5de🔍
>>81859820
Yes, me
pic reIated is how l look like irl, in case you're wondering
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:46:02 PM No.81860350
I've had some monster cocks but I settled with a 6.5 inch bf with extreme thickness. His personality and face are so great I honestly don't think I can do better. I'm not a gambler I know when to stop
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:46:40 PM No.81860353
OP how are you coping? i will probably outlive this thread
Replies: >>81860618 >>81861369
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:29:16 PM No.81860618
>>81860353
That sounds very sad.

Dick is not very important. These women are just broken by sexual abuse and multiple partners and entitlement.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:29:43 PM No.81860981
>why can't good men have great dick?
Mine is 6.2".
The last woman I was interested in cut off ties because I was "too generous and nice and perfect", causing her to feel undeserving.
Replies: >>81861159
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:56:42 PM No.81861159
>>81860981
She just didn't love you. It's not about you
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:32:38 PM No.81861355
1719886972017
1719886972017
md5: 5f40dd61d3bcfa23abeb250ffc31a5cc🔍
>>81848006 (OP)
>have "boyfriend dick"
It's over
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:35:14 PM No.81861369
>>81860353
Porn, how else do you attempt to fill the void?
Replies: >>81861823
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:52:18 PM No.81861484
try harder space cadet. no tilt.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:38:35 PM No.81861823
>>81861369
>how else do you attempt to fill the void?
NTA, but hate. Pure omnidirectional Hate.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:40:37 PM No.81861844
>>81848006 (OP)
sure but I won't defend you if you get assaulted, and I will laugh at you if you become a single mother
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:43:57 PM No.81861877
>>81859415
yes top yourself as in put your benis in your bum
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:21:15 PM No.81862259
>>81848006 (OP)
>great
Lifefuel for big dicked anons. Desu.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:10:31 PM No.81862785
>>81848006 (OP)
None of the women are specifying size or that the dick has to be big to be great. You're projecting your porn fantasies on real women and it's why you're an incel.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:14:12 PM No.81862826
>>81862785
You didn't read the threads. And to be honest, don't do it. For your own sanity and copedom. Sometimes it's just better to cope and stay bluepilled.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:08:50 PM No.81863468
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>>81862785
I doubt they're drooling over small dicks
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:26:05 PM No.81863651
>>81863468
okay but like that actually looks adorable