i wish i had a gf but i will never have one

I wish women were real people

>>81849242
women are real anon

This will never be you, Fische

i could get a gf easily if i had my shit together, i know i could just lie and shit but i'd rather be honest
being in a rural town also fucked me, if i was in a city i don't think this would even matter, plenty of loser girls there.

>>81849252
stop taunting me
>>81849270
how do you find loser girls in a city?

>>81849287
You deserve it for behaving the way you are, faggot

>>81849234 (OP)
I really want one but I don't know how to find them or talk to them and i bearly have standard but I don't want to date a normie Snapchat addict witch makes everything harder and My brain hurts and I am nervous all the time so I will just collect Hooker money and die alone

There is a girl out there who prints off these threads and puts them on her wall.

>>81849351
barely* your grammar sucks

>>81849234 (OP)
You fucking Fische

>>81849358
Nigga fuck off i am doing the 24 hour challenge to fix My sleep schedule i don't know what the fuck is going on half of the time

>>81849403
How about you kiss the cock?

>>81849249
I know they're real, but they're not real people.

>>81849355
That's me, except every time I come out I get called a tranny so I just back out from the threads completely and resume my favorite activity, posting Fische's threads on my wall.

>>81849483
>that's me
Why would you do this?

>>81849653
It's plain and simple obsession anon-kun

>>81849669
why are you obsessed with me? I am so boring

>>81849698
It's because of your self pity and how pathetic you are. I've never seen this on r9k

>>81849774
do my posts make you laugh or something?

>>81849426
Sure i will kiss Thier clit since it's a mini dick if they return the favor with my Cock
>>81849774
>I've never seen this on r9k

Bitch every day people post this type shit are you a new fag or something also compare to everything else op is post is pretty chill

>>81849785
Yes, a lot
>>81849847
>Bitch every day people post this type shit are you a new fag or something
nobody does it the way he does, with a recognizable identity and this much redundancy. You sound more like a summerfag than anything else.

>>81849983
i don't get it
do you get off laughing at misfortunate people?

>>81850002
>do you get off laughing at misfortunate people?
not exactly. I get off laughing at people who have tremendous amounts of self pity like you do, you're very pathetic and I can't ignore it. If only your attitude was different, hopeful, positive instead of deathly pessimistic.

What you have is not misfortune, it's self imposed misery. People make fun of you and your threads for a reason.

>>81850028
how is it self imposed? It's not like i can change my personality
idiot

>>81849983
Bitch his post is so simple and soulless I don't think even AI can recognize it take your pills
>>81850002
Don't start obsessing over the stupid things people say on here

>>81850040
Yes you can. You keep reinforcing your negative beliefs every day. Your personality may not be able to fully change but you can always improve it, your personality is not the reason you'd never get a girlfriend, it's because of your shitty attitude and pity party. I know boring guys who are in relationships, but they're positive instead of being a downer. You're your own worst enemy. I don't know why you're even making these threads in the first place, are you hoping it'll summon you a girlfriend?

>>81850060
>so simple and soulless
it's like his post reflects his personality or something.

>>81849234 (OP)
If you want a gf so bad, make threads about manifesting a gf, not this pity party shit

>>81850079
>Yes you can.
you literally can't. especially not at 25. If you're not charming by that age it's over
>I know boring guys who are in relationships,
best case scenario their gfs settled for them. No one wants a boring boy.
>I don't know why you're even making these threads in the first place, are you hoping it'll summon you a girlfriend?
i just want to vent

>>81850099
>you literally can't. especially not at 25. If you're not charming by that age it's over

Doesn't mean you can't work on yourself and improve things. Jesus Christ you're like a pussy repellent because of your defeatist attitude.

>i just want to vent
then go write a blog or some shit. I would definitely read it lol

>>81850112
improve what? Get hobbies??? Already have them. No it they will not get me a gf because now i'm just a boring boy with hobbies, that's it. Why would anyone choose a a boring boy with hobbies when they could choose a charming boy with hobbies. Also, once again, your personality is not the sum of your hobbies.

>>81850136
Explain to me how 'boring' you are. Make it clear

>>81850142
I just am. I can't make conversation. I suck at humour. I am not entertaining at all.

>>81850148
What stops you from learning to make conversation? To be funn(ier)? You don't have to be the entertainer of all entertainers, but you don't sound like you've made efforts to not be boring. What's a typical day like for you?

>>81850181
>What stops you from learning to make conversation?
nothing. I just wasn't able to get better ( I tried)
> To be funn(ier)?
inability to understand humour
>, but you don't sound like you've made efforts to not be boring.
trust me, i have. All my efforts ended in humiliation
> What's a typical day like for you?
wake up, study at uni, go home. It's summer right now so i don't do much these days.

>>81850210
You sound like a turbo autist, are you?

>trust me, i have. All my efforts ended in humiliation
tell me what happened

>wake up, study at uni, go home. It's summer right now so i don't do much these days.
What do you study? I'm interested in knowing.

>>81850227
>You sound like a turbo autist, are you?
i am not diagnosed or anything
>tell me what happened
I was just made fun of and rejected from any potential friend group
>What do you study? I'm interested in knowing.
doesn't matter. It's like 100% male dominated anyway

>>81850089
>it's like his post reflects his personality or something

Yes exactly he has nothing like the rest of us just a bot how do you recognise a drop of water in the middle of the Ocean

>>81850251
>I was just made fun of and rejected from any potential friend group
tell me anyway

>doesn't matter. It's like 100% male dominated anyway
Yes it does matter. See? I'm interested in knowing more about you and you're preventing me from learning about you. You're your own worst enemy. The moment somebody shows interest in you you shut them out. Tell me.

>>81850257
Because he displays more persistence in his pathetic behavior. He's identifiable.

>>81850261
>tell me anyway
i just tried copying what everyone else did
>Yes it does matter. See? I'm interested in knowing more about you and you're preventing me from learning about you. You're your own worst enemy. The moment somebody shows interest in you you shut them out. Tell me.
fine
it's CS

>>81850273
Computer science is pretty badass, I wish I could study that but unfortunately I'm not good enough. It takes academic capabilities and skills that I don't have. You think little of yourself while doing something in life that I wish I could be doing.

>i just tried copying what everyone else did
Can you stop being vague before I crucify you?

>>81850287
>Can you stop being vague before I crucify you?
I don't know what else to tell you. I copied the jokes others did. Tried inventing my own, which backfired tremendously. Everything i did was just used as ammunition to make fun of me.

>>81850325
Alright, then I can respect the fact that you've been trying. What are the hobbies you have? I'm digging because there's no way you're as boring as you claim to be.

>>81850330
i cycle and i exercise. Not much else to do where I live.

>>81850368
I expected you to be some lazy unhealthy depressed overweight guy. The majority of people on here don't even workout (that's because they don't know what working out is)

Do you have the usual hobbies of playing vidya, watching anime, reading manga? Do you go out sometimes? You're probably not a party guy, but have you ever gone to parties? Any outings? Do you ever go places where there are people? (Not university)

>>81850391
>Do you have the usual hobbies of playing vidya, watching anime, reading manga?
yeah
i thought these didn't count
>Do you go out sometimes?
don't really got anyone to go out with
> You're probably not a party guy, but have you ever gone to parties?
I have and honestly it just made me depressed

I literally just want a Japanese girl and a couple kids with her.
She doesn't even need to be pretty. At least sort of average looking and not terribly out of shape

>>81850409
>I have and honestly it just made me depressed
Was it because you couldn't relate to others? Did you get to speak with anybody at all? And yes /v/ and /a/ count as hobbies.

>>81850424
mostly because i couldn't make friends and seeing everyone get so close and intimate with each other made me feel like i'll never change and that i'll always be isolated
>Did you get to speak with anybody at all?
I did speak to a few people

>>81850482
>I did speak to a few people
what kind of people were they, how'd it go, etc?

>>81850418
Best you can do is a Lady boy from Thailand take it or leave it

>>81850492
Fuck off nigger.
People like you that say that shit are either a retarded white supremacist, a disgusting jealous petty white bitch, or some faggot tranny.

>>81850490
didn't go very well. I couldn't really make any friends there

>>81850754
Give longer, more elaborate answers, I give yo my attention and it's like you're not interested in actually having a conversation.

>>81849234 (OP)
i came to the conclusion i simply have nothing to offer, it brought more peace despite still having the feels

>attention
women already have plenty
>appearance
im below average looking and a manlet
>money
i make enough to afford rent, food and savings, i could spend some on dates and still save decent money, but other guys have more money, cars, bikes and can pay for expensive gifts
>status
im a WFH programmer without a big social circle, no status gains from me

>>81851113
>WFH programmer
badass

>>81850792
it's very hard for me to give longer answers. I'm not a very talkative person

>>81851143
Yeah but this is in written form. For some reason you take ages to answer now, that's rude. I don't want to talk to you anymore. I can easily tell one of your problems in real life is that your answers are too short, too cut, it's hard to hold a conversation with you, not because you can't communicate but because you're too brief. All you have to do is say more.

When you have a conversation, you receive information, you're supposed to take that information and return that information to the other person, like an exchange. If people see you're not as committed to the conversation as they are, they'll feel it and give up, like I am.

>>81851188
>Yeah but this is in written form. For some reason you take ages to answer now, that's rude. I don't want to talk to you anymore. I can easily tell one of your problems in real life is that your answers are too short, too cut, it's hard to hold a conversation with you, not because you can't communicate but because you're too brief. All you have to do is say more.
sorry i had to go for a bit
how do i stop speaking so briefly then? I literally don't got anything else to say

>>81851143
Just give out information, it's that easy

>>81851216
Here's an example:

What did you do today?
Fische: Went outside.

What did you do today?
Went outside, weather was nice so I went to (insert location)

Oh, (location)? I've been there before, it's a really nice place

>>81851216
1) look into improv videos, or improv comedy videos.
2) Look into older communication videos a la Manly P. Hall, he has some fantastic videos. Not trying to sell you anything either as he's now passed away.

As a small tip for the improv thing, the thing they say to never do is "yes" or "no", it's always "yes and" or "no because".

>you want to go out with me and jeff?
>no
>... okay why not?
>...
You have to keep it going. When you don't give anything to go off of, it limits their responses to digging deeper for a real response from you, whereas if you volunteered that response first, it lets them react to or bounce off it.

>want to go eat with me and jeff?
>no, jeff hasn't bathed in 17 days!
>ah, well, that's because [blah blah]

just wear the fucking sweater

>>81851235
>>81851330
I guess i could try that. It's hard to do that in the moment though because my head is empty

>>81851360
Name one (1) video game you've played. I'll wait