Waifu thread! Get in here bros!

My dearest and most wonderful Kotori, I love you so much. Your kute smile, the sparkle in your eyes, the sound of your voice, the way you work is d fight so hard to protect the people you care about and the world, everything about you is enthralling. You do so much for everyone with so little appreciation in return and so little time for yourself you almost never have a moment to take a breather and just be yourself. I wish I could be there to hold you close, to comfort you and make you feel as appreciated and special as you should be. You're everything to me, Kotori and I'm sad that you aren't treated how you should be. You never need to put on a facade or act tough like commander Itsuka or efreet when you're with me, you only need to be Kotori. My sweet, caring, strong and wonderful Kotori that I treasure and adore. I love you Kotori I'm proud to call you my wife.

>>81850765 (OP)
Drinking nectar with butterfly waifu

My sweet, gorgerous and powerful grand basaka, ransa, snek and wife

The holy knight, eternally devoted at the side of his princess; the prince to whomst I have sworn my own loyalty as a knight; and the reason I can see a princess and a knight in myself. So pure, and in such a way, as to circle around and become tainted again, yet all the more pure for it. Someone in whomst I can see my own impure, grotesque, even fucked-up qualities, and only see as more pure and beautiful the more I do. I have no idea what I could have ever done to deserve you at my side but whatever it is I remain forever grateful I did it.
Suou Tsukasa. "Crimson ruler." 253. Scarlet cherry blossom. The King of Knights. And my own king, as well.
You deserve more sweets and old books than I could ever afford.

>>81852034
>Since all the good guys will say nothing, I shall say it to you! Kiyohime, you are sick. If you can't even tolerate a lie, then go be a nun or something. Fufufufufu!

>>81852333
>shitskin wretch

>>81852477
>shitskin
Uh, bruh are you blind? She's as white as ashes.

>>81852333
So what exactly happened? Did you get out of prison? Did you somehow manage to get internet in prison? Are you an imposter amogus?

>>81852546
What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.

Randal is the only thing in the whole world I love. He's the only one I cherish the most. He's the one who's always on my mind. The only one I would die and kill for. My love my light my salvation my saint my god.

Waifu (Original comment, perhaps)

Post waifu themes!

>>81850765 (OP)
VR date with Marie!

>>81853601
Unironically, this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugGfRSsXtuE
Fits the fact he's a cringy 2000's weeb.

>>81854170
The world needs more pretty twinks in maid dresses covered in blood

>>81854238
This ^^^
We also need more maid shotas in general.

>want to fap to waifu
>balls still drained from recent faps to literal succubi girls
Stupid sexy succubi! My one weakness!

>>81854856
Yes. And more twinks covered in blood.
>>81855287
>fapping to not-waifu
You brought this upon yourself

>>81855554
>55554
So close...
I can't help it. Succubi have bewitched me.

>>81855730
Honestly, I've struggled with my own loyalty before. You have to remember how much you love waifu, and how upset waifu would be with you fapping to succubi.

>>81855897
It's okay. I'm sure she would play with herself while thinking about other dudes. Then when I walk in on her doing that she gets embarrassed and throws a huge fit. Which would be very cute. Then we bone for a half hour or so.

No need for a succub when your husbando is a literal teenage cryptid.
>>81855554
You know, you reminded me, I wanted to make a "How to identify a shota" guide, thanks for reminding me.
God having a cute shota husbando is such a blessing, I wish I could homeschool him.

how 2 become schizophrenic like u guys and manifest a waifu?

>>81855987
I mean, I like getting off imagining husbando being sadistically yandere over his friend, so maybe I shouldn't have said anything in the first place.

>>81856099
I'm not schizo. I still interact with girls and am open to one. But I'm super picky about real girls.

>>81856103
She summoned a bunch of dudes at one point like her own harem because she's a fucking dork. Another time she was making doujins because again she's a fucking dork. She wants her own team of good looking guys surrounding her because fucking dork. Fucking otome weeb shit.

>>81856189
>I'm not schizo. I still interact with girls and am open to one. But I'm super picky about real girls.
i see. so it's a matter of having a good imagination or something?

>>81856099
All that it takes is a couple skipped medication intakes.
Jokes aside though, schizophrenia is just one of the components of being a waifufag and not a compulsory one. You just need to have some degree of loneliness and some degree of sociopathy to understand and fall in love with 2D.

My bath tub is small but it can fit Randal in it, isn't that great?

looks like tomorrowland in Belguim had it's stage burnt down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR9IFzz7ixw

>>81857072
Why should I give any fuck about some faggot rave?

Bumpfuu