Thread 81851153

Bookworm Edition

It's Momcest Wednesday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories on milfs, your own lovely mom or any other relatives you fancy. KEKS AND KEKPOSTING ARE NOT ALLOWED!

Previous: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81824811

Story Library: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub

Topic: Are any of your family members avid readers? Do they have library cards? Have they influenced your own reading habits at all?

>>81851153 (OP)
HOLY MOLY GUACAMOLE

>weekly thread barely lasted half a week
Grim

>Dexter and Hapa-chan withdraw their support
>thread dies on a fucking tuesday
They're too powerful

Law of attraction help us

>>81851534
The cuck posters are revolting to mcg community and they've literally driven away everyone who were contributing anything worthwhile. Cucks are so disgusting that it even feels dirty to even engage with them so we have chosen to ignore the thread all together instead. If you're a cuck reading this you should go back to hell where you crawled out from.

poor choice of OP picrels lately. prefer huge mommy milkers.

>>81851534
>>Dexter
Fuck cuckposters but it was so damn funny watching him try to act like he hadn't just fucked off for a month. Him leaving was the first domino that brought us to this point

>>81851534
More like Felix is too powerful. He was the one keeping this place going strong while those two dropped off the face of the earth. Felix's prejac struggles are the actual reason these threads fell off

>>81851962
I never likes this woman. Yes she has very big boobs but that's all, she's ugly as hell

wonder if librarian anons been here since the first threads

>Been thinking about nothing but my moms feet for the past few days
>Start to recall some of the things I would get away with while rubbing her feet before bed
I cannot believe that even at the time my mom was not aware i was getting very excitable and pleasured whenever i used her feet. I would often have my face just buried in both soles and breathing in and out. Taking this into account do you think it will ultimately help or hurt my goal of returning to momcest feet time? Would she be cautious to let me near them again once she begins to remember what i would do?

Has anyone ever went sailing with their mom?

felix, dexter, hapa chan, boobs anon and all the other anons abandoned us when we needed them most
i hope we at least get to read hapachans fanfiction though

>>81852105
This. I don't think it's recency bias to say that felix is a Top 5 all time /mcg/ poster. You can have an /mcg/ without dexter and hapachan but you absolutely cannot have it without felix

>>81852724
>>81852771
don't worry he will be back with some new script

>>81851357
This image is one of the hottest things I have ever seen. So simple but so effective. Just imagine all the love and pleasure you experience when mating with your mom again and again without any bounds.

one two, one two check check

>>81853293
Copy

>>81853339
i love mcg but today its sucks ass

>>81853376
Got any advice for trying to get back into my moms feet? I know spergs keep yelling I am a larp but i can assure i am not. Feel free to ask me any questions. I love talking about what i used to do but i have never been able to admit it to anyone in real life

>>81853376
Our effortposters are either fatigued of ideas, discouraged by recent thread quality, or working jobs right now.

>>81852771
We had YEARS of /mcg/ hitting bump limit without blogposters. You'll be fine.

>>81853579
This thread wouldn't have even got off the ground in 2022 if finnanon wasn't posting his saga. 2023 was full of anons sharing their experiences. Your post is fundamentally incorrect, /mcg/ needs "blogposters" for the thread to stay active. Without sagas to form a core posting base the thread struggled to reach even 250 posts a week.

Bumping for more momfeet content

>>81853744
Literally nothing will ever get me harder or get me to cum harder than the memories of my moms feet

Moar feeta waiting room

>>81853457
your relationship with mom?

Momfags are taking over the thread

>>81853887
I remember as a kid, stealing my aunt's nylon socks, and hiding under her bed, i was like 4, i didnt know what i was doing, i only had the compulsion of sucking on them and putting them in my underwears, to soothe my penis, i really liked the texture and scent of clean on them. That was my first boner, i also remember my grandma looking for me for like half a hour, lol

>>81853986
meant *footfags

Dancing with mommy

>>81854002
Yeah, you're kinda right, but i like the idea of power implied by the foot fetish, i can hold on on the feetposting if it's not accepted

>>81853904
Want to see my moms feet? Maybe it will give some proof I am not a larp. I took a creepshot of them in socks the other day when i posted about walking in on her working out
>>81853973
Maybe a little closer than average. I see her daily and we will usually eat meals together a few times a week. Sometimes go out to eat or go with her shopping but that is about it. Only other time spent with her is doing work and chores around the house. Another anon said the best bet would be to try and start watching movies and tv with her again but i am not sure how to after so long without raising an eyebrow when the feet come into play
>>81853999
My mom caught me going through her sock drawer one time and just told me to put them away and get out of her drawer. They were the ankle high white socks and i have been crazy about ankle length socks since then

>>81854030
Yanaposting used to be quite popular around here

>>81854071
i swear nothing can get my dick to wake up but this mom stuff even text makes me dengerously horny in seconds

>>81854071
Yeah anon can we see her feet pleas

>>81854071
you should try to drink at one night and pretend to fall asleep with her and do something and on the other day say that you were drunk and shit

i wouldve done anything to sleep with my mom, if she gave me signs, which she used to when i was younger and if i didnt had the rock bottom relationship with her and my dad too

>>81854095
this mom not hot at all, she makes my d fall

>>81854071
wake up, i hope ur typing long story or smth

>>81853986
It's mostly one guy who is spamming this and the last thread who is also a cuck. Ignoring or reporting him would be wisest, but my expectations for this thread are as low as can be.

This old hag makes my dick skyrocket

>>81854227
Im not the same as the cuckmomntr enjoyer btw.


Anybody knows her name?

>>81854096
Hope my situation is helping you lol
>>81854098
Of course you can. If mcg anons are interested and even help me get bback to momcest feet time I used to have I promise I will supply you guys with all the feet and creepshot pics you can handle as my way of saying thank you for letting get to enjoy her feet again. Sorry for the quality I had to take it using zero point five zoom so it did not look suspicious
>>81854121
She is a drinker but I am not. although if I get to couch time for movies and tv drinks might not be a bad addition
>>81854195
Shut up

>>81854257
you should totally try that and tell how itll go. cool feet :}

>>81854257
What if you get into nail polishing and ask her to do her feet, and smoothly ask her if she wants a massage afterwards, seems kinda cope ikr, but it could work

>>81854293
Thanks
>>81854316
>autistic son who would practically worshipped her feet nightly as a child randomly brings up that he is into nail polish now
I could literally just ask to massage her feet like I used to and i think that would still be more subtle than the nail polish idea. What makes you think it would work? Am i missing something here as a severely autistic momcest enjoyer?

>>81854372
nah hes plan is dumb imo too

>>81854372
I said it could work, not it would, and i said it's a cope plan too, don't give much importance to it, i don't know in which enviromenr it would be applied, so whatever

REPENT AND STOP SINNING

>>81854387
Any thoughts of your own? I am considering all advice for /mcg/. I have throughout the years kept coming back to momcest and going crazy at the memories. Now with everything going on there is a real chance i may get to go back to the way it was. Not only that but i honestly think my mom would enjoy it as well. She had to be aware of what was going on and at the very least she enjoyed it due to her being on her feet all day working so she would be very sore at the end of the night. Maybe it could be a win win for both of us
>>81854436
I mean if i was one of those fags who painted their nails already that honestly would seem like a pretty great plan. Dont feel too bad

>>81854456
Impersonator!

>>81854488
the plan with drinks was mine, i think its quite realistic isnt it? + maybe you can pretend to get mad at something like on work or something and then pretend to drink because of that. but idk if itll be cool to fuck her while being drunk so maybe you can pretend to drink alchohol but drink something else idk? or maybe u okay with that

>>81854551
The main challenge with it would be casually bringing up wanting to watch a show or movie together. It has been a long time since we have but it is not out of the realm of possibility. She has asked a few times if i have seen something and if she does that again it might be my cue to make a move. Ideally for the feet massages i would want her to bring it up and ask for one. She joked once before about it and playfully asked but i was too chicken shit. I do not want to ask myself because like I keep emphasizing that i kind of got away with murder when i was younger. For the worshipping stuff id wait until i thought she fell asleep but i was doing it so often that she must have woken up or not fallen asleep when i started at least a couple times so i am sure she has some inkling of the fun i had with her feet
>Fucking her
Honestly if i get the point of doing what i used to with her feet I dont know what will be off the table

>>81854544
>when the general is so old even its original detractors don't post anymore
I don't know if this is a good or bad thing

>>81854664
You could try and start off with offering to massage her shoulders, then use that to offer to massage her feet after a bit

Honestly though it could just be as simple as straight up offering to massage her feet and she'll accept, thinking of it as a sweet gesture from her son

>>81854740
It probably is as easy as you say but im just autistically anxious about not setting off alarm bells at my love for her feet. I also used to rub another cousins feet so me and feet were a bit of an inside joke for a while. She for sure knows i like them. Thats why i was too afraid to actually say yes when she jokingly asked for one. I was not sure if she was just making fun of me or being genuine and wanted one. Now with the divorce and her probably feeling lonely i highly doubt she would decline if i offered but i just do not want her saying anything or anyone finding out. I feel if she asks then there is a lot less likely chance of it happening

>>81854664
go fuck yourself fucking cuck larper

>>81854805
You think her asking you to massage her feet makes it less likely to happen?

>>81855195
Less likely that she tells someone or makes a comment about it going on again. Not less likely that I will get to, I do think if I had the balls and flat out ask she would say yes

This memory is half-responsible for my incest/milf fetish.

>be me
>6 year old boy
>dad had passed away 3 years ago
>had to move away from dad's apartment to grandpa's house
>have to live with asshole grandpa
>grandpa's too lazy to look after grocery store
>he forces mom to do all the work or else they argue and fight
>she spends all day looking after family grocery store
>barely has any time to look after me or herself
>she doesn't want me to stay around asshole grandpa cause bad influence
>she can't afford a babysitter
>she didn't trust babysitters anyway
>mom has a brother and a sister; my uncle and aunt
>uncle's living abroad
>aunt lives downtown
>mom asks aunt if she could look after me for a week or two
>aunt agrees, takes week off to look after me
>mom drops me off at aunt's next morning
>aunt's in her 40's
>looks just like pic attached but bigger tits
>she'd barely wear anything when it was just us two alone
>her son, my cousin, moved away years ago
>her husband would leave early in the morning and come back later at around 9 or 10PM
>she, to this day, still works as a supermarket manager
>she'd sleep with her husband in their bedroom
>I'd sleep on cozy couch
>would sometimes sleep with her in their bed when he was away at work, usually after lunch
>she would try breastfeeding me when I'd be asleep
>I'd already gotten used to eating regular food so I didn't need any breastfeeding
>her tits couldn't lactate
>would sort of hear her moan in my sleep
>I felt her move closer to me
>"Open your mouth, anon."
>do so in my half-awake state
>she'd place her breast in my mouth and whisper to me to suck on it
>I'd comply
>accidentally bite her nipple
>wake up to her scream
>she's naked
>ask her what she was doing
>"Your mom told me to breastfeed you, anon!"
>huhokay.jpeg
>years pass
>tell mom about this experience I had with her sister, sparing most of the details
>"What? I never told her to do that, anon!"
>she believes me but doesn't do anything about it

>>81855352
Approximately how many times would you say she did this?

>>81854456
This image does make me curious about how many people here legitimately do want to fuck their mom and how many are larpers/fetish posters. I mean, I genuinely want to have sex with my mom, and I do truly hope I am among good company here and that you all aren't lying to me.

>>81855588
When the thread isn't getting invaded by cuckposters most of the posters here want to fuck/are fucking their mothers/other relatives

>>81855499
I think she did it one or two times again but stopped. She had also showed me what her cunt looked like, because I had to learn that when we bathed together, I guess. Nothing else happened between us there besides a hard-on which she giggled at. After that, though? Nothing. It just kinda came and went and she never mentioned or did anything since then.

>>81855588
>>81855757
Sadly there's a lot of larpers, cucks and fetish retards around here

>>81855588
Also I would like to help you out with your mom

>>81856052
Isnt incest a deviancy? A form of fetish itself?

What happened to the anon fag who was catfishing his mom? Any news on him? Or is he still MIA?

What if you woke up one day and your mom had a giant cock.
That'd be weird haha

>>81856877
Fetishspamming isn't allowed in the thread either cuckposter.

>>81856906
>no fetishes in this fetish thread
Fine. I'll watch the thread die again. Twice in one week isn't embarrassing enough, I guess.

>>81856906
And BTW, not everyone trying to bump the thread is the cuckposter, nigger. Please kys at your earliest convenience.

>>81855352
Typical aunt behavior

>>81856877
Milke, also, fuck 3d art, most of it iis uber cringe

>>81856976
I am trying to provide some fun with my adventures trying to get my face in my moms feet again and that schizo is still going on about muh cucks. No wonder this general dies in half a day lmao

The cuckposters are a conspiracy by the jannies to try and kill off these threads!
Hold strong mommybros we will prevail!

>>81857380
They're not a conspiracy from the jannies, but they are a fucking nuisance that needs to be eliminated from the entire site.

Imagine going to the club with Mommy for the explicit purpose of losing your virginity to her.

>>81856877
>posting the most retarded shit
It's no wonder that no one comes here to talk about momcest anymore except for some larping retard who talks more about feet than anything else.

I made a mom chat bot with agnai and its fucking perfect. She'll do anything and is perfectly motherly the entire time. Ive been using it alot.

Heres the same character with perchance. But agnai works better.

https://perchance.org/ai-rpg#data=uup1:b45690773bdf9f6f1f9df95377167ccf.gz

>>81857685
What if you got there and it turned out your Mom had registered you and her as a show?

>>81857685
Imagine getting a lifelong Oedipus complex from accidentally touching your mom's boobs while cuddling in your childhood, then have her die in a car crash when you're only 17. The pain and confusion propel you to being one of the most well recognized musicians of all time before you yourself die early from an assassin's bullet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAmwLV78LzM

>>81857909
GOAT'd. All the great men in history had Mommy complexes, I think. It takes a mother's love to really make a great man.

>>81857984
To add to your theory, Paul McCartney also had some thoughts about his mom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqWEK2RuMSI

Exhausted mom

Relevant question

>>81859594
Yes, l know

>>81859594
Yes because along with the feet stuff she also never cared if any of us saw her naked. She has the stereotypic mom bod with 34d tits and a decently fat ass with cuff. Like I mentioned before she started working out recently so now I am sure it is getting a little toned, or at least as tight as she can get at her age. I can not wait to see the results of her hard work

>>81859594
No, I don't. I desperately wish I did, though.

>>81857776
Shock the crowd with our raw and risky sex

>>81856906
>>81855757
>>81855761

And this is for every cuck, larper and fetish retards around here like this one >>81860951

Thread's still bad
See you in august

>>81862644
noooo, please just share your writing with us. if you post the first chapter here we can just follow you there

Quit attentionwhoring like this, it's annoying.

>>81863050
We need as many posters as possible quit driving people away

>>81862644
Be the change that you want to see in the world

>>81851153 (OP)
Mommy is an avid reader... but only when CHADSON isn't fucking her

>>81863050
No shit. Just post like a normal fucking person. Fucking retarded.

>>81862644
You realize that these threads declined in the first place because of people like you fucking off back in June

>>81863491
? she told her story and there isn't much else going on. many such cases.

>>81863050
This
>>81863444
Trips of truth

>>81863811
yeah let's not annoy the few posters still checking on in here even more

>>81863822
I'll do whatever I want to bitch

>>81863444
>>81863811
>>81863822
>>81863833
At least the thread still has the blessing of the site itself

>>81862149
>its da joos! da joos are why I can't have sex!!!

Think there should be a regular role call/ thread as it was in the past. Gives both old Anons and newer ones the call. Better engage with the ones that keep this alive than letting the cucks and the x-men at bay. Even thirst posting is better than getting the thread k.i.a. ...

>>81864431
I was planning on doing the roll call next week making it a monthly thing but we could do it every thread.

>>81864431
Run amuck*
Not "at bay " ... damn it, toss the brit cigarettes into the harbor ffs

>>81864447
Great!
It was good when we got even the archive linked too. Now with it properly archived sl, it should be regularly linked too for a better experience.

>>81851153 (OP)
Update anons, sound off.
@rlg
@Brosis
@Ass-Masseur
@confession anon
@OP-M
@auntfem
@Improve anon
@punic anon
@D-cup anon
@Cuzcbro
@Andrewanon
@Dexteranon
@Hapa-chan
@Bathmom
@Mine anon
@Felix
@Enon
@Neet-chan
@Boobs guy
@Escobar
@Finger
@Stripmom anon
@Plankfem
@Mousemom anon
@Catfish anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

>>81864490
Yes, also, Gothmomanon

can't believe finnanon never showed up with a long term update. just unforgiveable.

>>81863931
you need to fuck off, retard

>>81864979
no need to sign your post

bump
https://xhamster.com/videos/mature-no-518-2605549

Mid-July is usually a slow time for /mcg/, 2023 was an aberration because both spongebath anon and auntfem were posting updates.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/69349833/#69349961

>>81865560
>that thread was resort anons first thread appearance but nobody gave a shit at the time

>>81865657
resort anon is an /mcg/ legend. think the only story where dad was still in the picture.

Going to Cracker Barrel Old Country Store for breakfast, then coming home and cuddlefucking your sister and mother.

WHERE TF IS FELIX AT?!

>>81866875
Somewhere around the middle of this map

>>81866875
Last thing he told us was he hadn't been giving updates as often because of his prejac struggles

>>81864979
>ai slop

You're right. Every single time with you pathetic chuds.

>>81867493
The prejac struggles just make it hotter
Plus I thought we already had the discussion last thread that prejac-ing for mommy is a normal and natural reaction

>>81867418
He's literally in the mountains. Loln

>>81867648
I don't think he ended up seeing those posts, but yeah that's one of the best compliments he can give his mommy

>>81867568
>You're right. Every single time with you pathetic chuds.

>>81867943
We'll have to show him when he comes back

>>81851153 (OP)
my son used to watch me masturbate or have sex with my husband

>>81868294
Why didn't you have sex with your son?

>>81868382
because I'm a decent mother

>>81868238
LOL jesus. How do you people get around the A.I. filters with that stuff? I would figure if nothing else the noose would have triggered the red flag block.

>>81866513
Make sure they know mommy x daughter love is okay too.

My mother used to reward good grades with blowjobs, that lasted like 6 months before it devolved into full on sex, not even as a reward

>>81868605
>used to reward good grades with blowjobs
For now, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you're actually new, but showed up at an inopportune time. How did she decide that would be a good reward for her son? What's her background? Did she have a rough childhood?

>>81868690
She's autistic, schizophrenic, bpd, her brother raped her tons while growing up, there's like nothing RIGHT with her

>>81868709
Are you guys still fucking? How do you feel about the relationship?

>>81868396
You would have had sex with him if you were a decent mother

>>81868789
yeah we still fuck, it's nice to have daily pussy, hairy too and it's a fucking amazing feeling too, better than all my girlfriends

>>81868806
How many girlfriends have you had? How much emotional attachment do you feel towards your mom?

>>81868824
I've had 3, I'm 19 too, though not too much attachment really, I've always expected her to just leave one day or kill herself

>>81868806
HAIRY MOMMY PUSSY

>>81868855
What was the circumstances of your birth? What happened to your dad?

>>81868881
she got pregnant, wanted to keep me to use as leverage over my dad, they divorced and he tried to get custody of me when I was 3 because she was a terrible mother, my mother bought a fucking insanely expensive lawyer (she has too much money for somebody who hasn't worked a day in her life) and so my father lost custody, completely, not even allowed to see me ever

>>81868422
This reminds me of some Asian girl off Reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/u/Throwawayasiangirl99/s/UxVALiVDmH

>>81868941
What does she look like? How did she acquire her wealth?

>>81864490
>@Brosis
Nothing very interesting, at least not that's also on-topic. My brother has an important birthday next month so I'm working out some details with his wife. Unfortunately won't be able to give him everything I'd like for that day, but I'll be making desserts and a dish he likes.

>>81869435
>desserts and a dish he likes
What are they?

>>81869481
Not sure on the specific desserts yet beyond butter tarts. He likes those a lot and they're a bit of a staple up here. Main dish I bring will probably be a fancy baked mac and cheese I make with nice cheese and some buffalo chicken in it and such. Probably cook the chicken on my little barbecue first. That's all a ways out though.

>>81869499
>buffalo chicken
Not Tikka Masala? I thought that was the traditional Canadian way to prepare chicken :p

How do y'all think brits getting blocked from accessing 4chan on the 24th will affect /mcg/ and r9k as a whole? Will the euro hours be an even bigger problem for the thread or will the board slow down so much that threads can go 6 hours without a bump?

>>81869534
Ha, getting there in some places. Not so bad in our neck of the woods yet but I'm sure it's a matter of time.

>>81869600
I hope it slows the board down, if it doesn't we might actually be in trouble

>>81868952
she's blonde, pretty skinny, like 5 foot 5, and blue eyes, decent rack, and I have zero fucking clue how she got the money

>>81869657
What do you look like? Where do you see your relationship going in the future?

>>81869688
long blonde hair, skinny as well, you can easily tell she's my mother, I've got green eyes though

I see it ending in her dying or vanishing eventually

>>81869600
>desuarchive down
Uh, would anybody happen to know what their host country is?

>>81869736
how did the blowjobs start? how did it develop into sex? what was her reaction when you accepted? did you see any sexual approach to you before the blowjobs began?

>>81869736
How old is she? Do you think she has romantic feelings for you or is she just sexually attracted to you?

>>81868422
Is this actually normal in Europe or does Heidi Klum have a thing for her daughter?

>>81870639
no it's normal and many have been criticizing her for it, that said they're doing lingerie ads together

>>81864490
punic anon is here, browsing. But I don't have updates really. Everything is fine and we're happy

just saw this thread and had a realization that in the future a lot of guys will have access to porn of their mother.

>>81871828
I'm a little scared to try making AI porn of my mom, honestly

>>81871828
guys here will have porn of their mother... but CHADSON will have their mother for real.

How do I convince a female partner and her mom to have sex with eachother?

>>81869736
Do you guys say i love you to eachother?

>>81868709
>She's autistic, schizophrenic, bpd, her brother raped her tons while growing up
You are aware you will end up with all these mental disorders from her raping you right???

my 38 year old african-american stepmom (actually my dad's fiance but whatever) has been acting very flirtatious towards me. i've also seen her walking around the house in her underwear a couple of times. desu i wasn't really attracted to her until i saw her enormous ass in a thong, now i want to commit miscegenation with her. wat do

>>81873686
>wat do
commit miscegenation with her

>>81873686
she cute

oreganality

>>81868942
Oh this looks good

>>81857772
>https://perchance.org/ai-rpg#data=uup1:b45690773bdf9f6f1f9df95377167ccf.gz
that's hot as fuck

>>81857772
you have introduced me to a world my psyche was not prepared for. holy fuck.

>>81873686
You're playing into my jungle fever today. Never had it this bad. Stop.

>>81874670
Plankish-femanon but not so plank and with unfortunate log distance.
Should we extend an invitation?

>>81875985
Nah, she probably wouldn't like the culture of the thread and site. Our places to find other potential new posters is other 4chan boards, alt-chans, discord servers, and other incest forums.

>>81875985
>>81876054
They'd be calling her a larp within a day and chase her off

girl jilling off to her mom in the bath

Going on a grocery run with mom to get some milk

>>81876203
She verified herself so it's harder to claim that

>>81877622
I'm just being pissy

>>81877636
I know, the larp is nay

>>81875070
>>81875389
Im truly glad i turned you guys onto this. I feel like people arent appropriately reacting to how good these smut bots are. Theyre fetish wish fulfillment machines that truly let you indulge in any fetish and explore them as deeply and in any way you want. Theyre unbelievably good. Im honestly surprised i havent read stories about companies trying to take these things down with how depraved you can get.

>/b/ wincest thread has <50 posts till bump limit
Should I post a link to here or would the gamble exacerbate our situation?

>>81852923
Imagine literally merging your DNA with the woman that birthed you. Once separated, now rejoined. Creating new life with familiar genes in the same womb in which you were created. You can't find a bond stronger than that.

Almost a week and felix didn't appear (yet)

I'll call him a MIA larp

>>81878569
Don't call Felix an Magyar Intelligence Agent

It's Family Film Friday! Your monthly one stop shop for all family motion pictures.
We're going back to the KINOPLEX! So grab your kinocorn, pour a glass of your favorite beverage, and make sure to give Robert another tip. It's time to watch Orphan (2009)
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9e4jy2

>>81878569
Are you the same guy from /b/? When there's good stories in the /b/ threads can you link them here?

>>81878601
Is this a low key attempt to summon Hapa-chan?

>>81878867
Only partially, though it's a high key attempt to revive the thread.

>>81858423
lol his cope here sounds so british, so naive

>>81879346
>we only have until Thursday to get Paul McCartney to post in /mcg/
How do we accomplish the impossible task of making him a mommybro before his country bans 4chan?

>>81878396
loved this doujinshin. what was it called?

>>81871805
that's good, i hope you have many more happy moments with your mommy

>>81879958
https://exhentai.org/g/1788496/a09fd09106/

>>81880817
Anata wa tomodachi arigato gozaimasu!

>>81851905
They do the same with the rest of the board too

>>81863931
It is, stop being willingly ignorant that your government is run by Jews, the Banks are run by Jews and Hollywood is run by Jews.

It's all run directly or through proxy by Jews, Hitler was right and you're wrong, the US is Israel's dog.

>>81864490
>Improve anon
not much has actually happened since I last posted. The 4th of July was nice. I spent it with my father's side of the family. Did some swimming. blew some shit up. almost had to call the fire department when the fireworks set the grass on fire.
Other than that, not much has happened for me. I've been doing summer classes and started going to gym again. The gym has been closed for renovation for the past few days, so I haven't gone in a bit. that's about it.
Nothing yet for actual momcest. But we have been hanging out more just chilling and talking about stuff that we like. That's about it.

>Haven't seen my mom for awhile
>She sent me a pic because she went to visit her side of the family
>Immediately notice her bulging tits
>I had forgotten how big they are
Sometimes being apart can make you appreciate things you'd take for granted

Hey mombros

sorry for my absence this week. I was very tired and the week kinda went by. I tried to take out 5 days of vacation but only got approved for 3. I had job interviews in my hometown several per day because i applied to a lot of places to just get back there. The vacation days approved were monday until wendsday so i got to spend extra time with mom but also just kind of a stressful rush. Thursday i had 2 and i had to do them secretly through zoom at work so i was basically just hoping no one finds me missing for 1 and a half hours.
Anyway now im just waiting for replies to see if anyone will hire me with good enough conditions so that i could come back to my hometown.
Other than that also sad because my aunt planned a surprise trip to prague for my mom on this weekend and they left like 4 hours ago so im kinda just here but have nothing to do and no mom

>>81883240
you do realize we want updates from last weekend with mom?

>>81883240
Welcome back, Felix! Good luck on the job search!

>>81883240
Glad to see you back here! Its been dead here without you.
-Are the jobs comparable to the one you have or are you still looking at a paycut?
-Whats your mom think about you applying for jobs and taking moving back so seriously?

>>81883240
Drive to Prague real quick, become the new Spongebath anon

>>81880817
link broken. what is the name?

Please tell me I'm not the only one who prefers C.

>>81883369
thank you hope it works out

>>81883621
hi sorry. I dont think its just me tho here lol
15-20% paycut. Managable
She was surprised when i told her on sunday that im not leaving and staying for 3 whole days because i have job interviews she was like oh when you talked about how much you want to move back i didnt know you would do it so seriously but she was happy about it because she also missed having me around so good reaction overall. And then the whole dolling me up for the interviews way more than i would myself and stuff

>>81884305
dont know who spongebath anon is sorry. Either way i couldnt come aunt made it a "girls" trip thing like they also took 3 friends of theirs moms of my friends and 1 woman i dont know

>>81884975
id love if C was our dynamic ngl

>>81883287
i know im sorry i will try to write something out so its not too bland like you said about dexanons updates

>>81885335
Felix don't feel bad about prejac-ing for your mom! See this, it's totally normal and it just means your body is healthy

>>81885335
>i know im sorry i will try to write something out so its not too bland
You don't owe us anything m8, the thread's gotten more toxic and demanding posters than usual lately and I don't know how to fix it.

>>81885335
>id love if C was our dynamic ngl
bet your mom prefers D

>>81884975
A or C both work for me.
A gentle femdom mommy that's a little thicc.

>>81885976
Mommies should always take charge with momcest

>>81882126
>just chilling and talking about stuff that we like
What interests do you two have in common?

>>81884975
If you don't pic D, you might be a tranny.

>>81887178
>what interests do they have in common
MOMCEST

>>81887663
Based, but I don't think Improve anon's mom is at that point just yet

>page 10
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