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Anonymous No.81853014 >>81853028 >>81853045 >>81853053 >>81853058 >>81853060 >>81853064 >>81853077 >>81853081 >>81853092 >>81853098 >>81853101 >>81853107 >>81853112 >>81853121 >>81853123 >>81853128 >>81853164 >>81853193 >>81853211 >>81853232 >>81853249 >>81853270 >>81853336 >>81853364 >>81853379 >>81853404 >>81853500 >>81853518 >>81853577 >>81853660 >>81853948 >>81854229 >>81854325 >>81854861 >>81854924
Choose your husband
Femanons and faganons choose your husband for life (you can't get divorced). If you don't choose someone you die.
Anonymous No.81853028 >>81853077 >>81853129
>>81853014 (OP)
Oh also their salary will never increase or decrease until they die.
Anonymous No.81853045
>>81853014 (OP)
>mfw top
guess i'll just fucking die but top right and center left are kinda cute
Anonymous No.81853053 >>81853219
>>81853014 (OP)
They are all so old though id like someone closer to my age. Plus none of the white ones look like they'd be okay w me being racist and bring crunchy. But if I haaaaad to, the 200k one. Healthy shit is expensive okay
Anonymous No.81853058
>>81853014 (OP)
Choosing 2 cuz I like his nose
Anonymous No.81853060 >>81853083 >>81853084
>>81853014 (OP)
>He made the handsome white guy unemployed
Lol you are a shitskin
Anonymous No.81853064 >>81853079 >>81853084
>>81853014 (OP)
3 obviously, how is this even a question?
Anonymous No.81853077
>>81853014 (OP)
>>81853028
Probably 2 or 4
Anonymous No.81853079
>>81853064
Saar this is not obvious
Anonymous No.81853081 >>81853094
>>81853014 (OP)
kekekekekekekekekekekekekekek

in what world does a doordasher make 600k a year?

kekekekekekekekekekekekekekek
Anonymous No.81853083
>>81853060
he's got mental health issues or missing legs probably
Anonymous No.81853084 >>81853093
>>81853060
For balancing purposes
>>81853064
Would you be ok with him being unemployed his entire life?
Anonymous No.81853092
>>81853014 (OP)
I would choose the asian guy but he looks too filipino and south asian for my liking.
Anonymous No.81853093 >>81853106
>>81853084
>with him being unemployed his entire life?
Did you post a picture of yourself?
Anonymous No.81853094
>>81853081
Just imagine he won the lottery or something
Anonymous No.81853098
>>81853014 (OP)
yeah yeah, where's the latino option?
Anonymous No.81853101
>>81853014 (OP)
i choose 2. he could be unemployed too since i'm a neet and don't mind dating another neet.
but if he does make 40k and wants to live together, i'd need to get a job because i'm not sure that 40k can support a guy and a freeloader gf lmao.
>t. foid
Anonymous No.81853106
>>81853093
Cmon man if I looked like him I wouldn't be on this site, he's only a chadlite though
Anonymous No.81853107 >>81853127
>>81853014 (OP)
realistically foids would get the white guy and he earns like 100k so they wouldn't even need to compromise
Anonymous No.81853112 >>81853129
>>81853014 (OP)
2 or 3, leaning more towards 3. Why? Because he doesnt look like some stereotypical unemployed bum, he looks like he went to college and has a good education but was laid off or something. He could get a job soon, and likely one that will pay at least 100k or more. His height and looks definitely help his case. My overall ranking is:
3 > 2 > 1 > 4 > 5 >>> 6
Not a fan of jeets, sorry!
Anonymous No.81853121
>>81853014 (OP)
I'd pick number 3 probably though all the white guys are still cute. But at least mr 3 is handsome and brings a bunny to the table.
3>2=1>4>5>6
Anonymous No.81853123
>>81853014 (OP)
death would be preferable
Anonymous No.81853127 >>81853138 >>81853410
>>81853107
This, this is too unrealistic. The black guy is unemployed. The white and Asian guy have like a $5-10k difference in salary. Also the Asian guy doesn't look like that.
Anonymous No.81853128
>>81853014 (OP)
Def not 5 or 6.
Who else would like a neet loser?
Anonymous No.81853129 >>81853163
>>81853112
Explicitly stated that income will not increase or decrease
>>81853028
Anonymous No.81853138 >>81853153 >>81853159
>>81853127
He looks like a very average Asian guy though lol
Anonymous No.81853152
give me number 2. also is that just a "chad" face? i like that type of face on men.
Anonymous No.81853153 >>81853161
>>81853138
He looks south asian. Like filipino
Anonymous No.81853159 >>81853229
>>81853138
High earning change look like something a racist would draw. I work with them
Anonymous No.81853161
>>81853153
south-east asian, south asian would be indian, pakistani
Anonymous No.81853163
>>81853129
Fuck off
Probably choosing 1 or 2 then, 1 can probably look good if he loses weight
Anonymous No.81853164 >>81853187
>>81853014 (OP)
The jeet could be a millionaire and no one on this board would choose him. Gold diggers got their options covered with 1.
Anonymous No.81853187
>>81853164
Yeah, but number 1 has seen all the Marvel movies and says shit like "ummm, so that's a thing"
Anonymous No.81853193
>>81853014 (OP)
Honestly 5 but I am a black woman
Anonymous No.81853197
The black guy mogs them all cause he has BBC.
Anonymous No.81853202
this is about the black guy i bet
Anonymous No.81853211
>>81853014 (OP)
anyone else notice the cute bunny?
Anonymous No.81853219 >>81853275
>>81853053
They're not even that old if you're above 18 wtf
Anonymous No.81853229 >>81853252
>>81853159
Some of them do some of them don't
Anonymous No.81853232
>>81853014 (OP)
i think 2 and 3 are the most attractive men to normie and fembot chicks if you disregard their salaries.
they are good looking fellas and the photos give a sense that they have mild temperaments but aren't overly feminine twinks. They give a sense of comfort and won't abuse women.
5 has everything mentioned above but since he's black I don't think anyone here is gonna like him.
1 could look like 2 or 3 if he lost weight
6 could look like 5 if he looksmaxxed like they are comically similar to each other
4 only appeals to the retarded asian standards or to fujos
Anonymous No.81853249
>>81853014 (OP)
https://www.reddit.com/r/IndianBoysOnTinder/comments/1b4lfie/profile_review/
kek I found the indian guy he's actually 160cm, 5'3" jesus.
Anonymous No.81853252 >>81853259 >>81853509
>>81853229
i'd date right over any jeet or brown and also over most of the guys on this board probably
Anonymous No.81853259 >>81853279
>>81853252
you mean left?
Anonymous No.81853270 >>81853364
>>81853014 (OP)
I don't understand how anyone would choose an option besides 4.
Anonymous No.81853275 >>81853292
>>81853219
Am 18, thats a 17 year gap ;-;
Anonymous No.81853279 >>81853306
>>81853259
right, left is uggo.
>inb4 whining
faggots and troons (so men) have the worst taste in mens looks so i don't care about your opinion
Anonymous No.81853292 >>81853424
>>81853275
Some of the guys are like 25 and 26 though?
Anonymous No.81853306 >>81853324
>>81853279
right in the picture or right from the viewer's perspective? lmao
Anonymous No.81853324
>>81853306
bro you don't get it, some women prefer men who look like right.
Anonymous No.81853336 >>81853424
>>81853014 (OP)
>Look like 1
>People choosing neets and jeets over him

Grim
Anonymous No.81853364
>>81853014 (OP)
4 still pretty young, makes good money and is cute
>>81853270
ikr lol
Anonymous No.81853379 >>81853407
>>81853014 (OP)
not gay but I will pretend I'm a female
1. fat
2. not handsome enough and I deserve Chad
3. looks like a faggot redditor or something
5. don't want to pay the toll
6. not handsome at all and the money doesn't matter since I can just post my butthole on OnlyFans
Looks like I'm getting RICED.
Anonymous No.81853404
>>81853014 (OP)
6, because 5'7" is the optimal height for a human to be
Anonymous No.81853407
>>81853379
Me when I try to make my neck look thicker in the mirror
Anonymous No.81853410
>>81853127
It depends on where, in Chicago, my city, whites out earn everyone.
Anonymous No.81853424 >>81853456 >>81853583
>>81853336
i chose one...tho desu only because he has the money. tho hes not ugly, just bit fat
>>81853292
so 9 to 10 years still? lol
Anonymous No.81853456 >>81853499
>>81853424
If you're 18 the age difference is 7 and 8. How is that such a big deal if you're getting married?
Anonymous No.81853499
>>81853456
oh am bad with maths lol, always had to use my fingers in school. it sort of its, unless hes a virgin then i wouldnt care. but older means more likely to have a lot of history
Anonymous No.81853500
>>81853014 (OP)
2 and 4 are about equal for me
Anonymous No.81853509
>>81853252
same and based. he has those daddy vibes
Anonymous No.81853518 >>81853535
>>81853014 (OP)
I just want a Gomer Pyle or Animal Mother husbando
Anonymous No.81853535 >>81853550
>>81853518
Animal mother is understandable but why Private Pyle?
Anonymous No.81853550
>>81853535
I like weird guys who look retarded and fat
Anonymous No.81853577
>>81853014 (OP)
No. 4, it isn't even a hard choice
Anonymous No.81853583 >>81853637 >>81853789 >>81853816
>>81853424
It seems like fat is a bigger debuff than race, height, income, or pretty much anything else. Can any femanons confirm this to a fat guy like myself as added weight loss motivation, lol.
Anonymous No.81853602 >>81853658
>tranny LARP thread
what causes someone to act like this?
Anonymous No.81853637 >>81853738
>>81853583
u dont have to be skinny, just get muscle as well as fat. tho yea most fat men are nasty looking
Anonymous No.81853658 >>81853722 >>81853789
>>81853602
idk but reading this thread has been depressing
fuck
Anonymous No.81853660
>>81853014 (OP)
2, I find him really cute plus I don't know how much money that is
Anonymous No.81853722
>>81853658
Depressing why?-
Anonymous No.81853733 >>81853760
there are so many 2 and 4s and barely any 3s and 5s in this thread. i think the heightpill was just refuted bros
Anonymous No.81853738 >>81853756 >>81853777 >>81853790
>>81853637
>Just look like fedor emelianenko
Anonymous No.81853756
>>81853738
ikr? its sooo easy :3
Anonymous No.81853760 >>81853807
>>81853733
It's just because the people on this board really hate black guys
Anonymous No.81853777 >>81853790 >>81853825 >>81853864 >>81854084
>>81853738
but how is this unrealistic? just don't be disgustingly fat and have some muscle under it. I(ME) think its hot
Anonymous No.81853789 >>81853816
>>81853658
depressing why? It's a bunch of troons and fags larping out their fantasies. Women don't use this website.
>>81853583
Anonymous No.81853790
>>81853738
>>81853777
>mfw I literally have that exact physique
(women don't like it)
Anonymous No.81853794
>tfw 1 but balding heavily and fatter
Anonymous No.81853807 >>81853839 >>81853840
>>81853760
yeah but still 3 is not being chosen that much.
from what i got from this thread is that
race > money > looks > age > height
can't tell if 2 is being chosen over 3 because 2 is more attractive or because 3 is unemployed
Anonymous No.81853816 >>81853846 >>81854075
>>81853789
Forgot to attach file for >>81853583
There's your motivation. Don't be fat, it ruins your face and is unnatural. Literally, being fat is a byproduct of our sick society and its abudance of processed, trash food. I'm chubby and currently doing 20 hour fasts and walking multiple km a day.
Anonymous No.81853825 >>81853851
>>81853777
He's extremely muscular under that fat. Also look how wide his clavicles are, most men will not look like that even with training.
Anonymous No.81853839
>>81853807
I think the fact that he's gonna make $0 and you have to marry him is too much
Anonymous No.81853840 >>81854010
>>81853807
Nobody cares about money because money is unnatural. Money can't be attractive on a fundamental level. This is especially true for flings. The elites sell the idea that money is important for men, so men waste their lives grinding and making the ultrawealthy even wealthier, instead of chasing tail and getting laid.
Anonymous No.81853846 >>81853864
>>81853816
yes don't be fat but i also find it funny how tiktok and looksmaxxers keep pushing the beauty standard that men need to look like twink models to be attractive.
it seems very male gazey to me to find twinks attractive over good looking masculine dudes
Anonymous No.81853851 >>81853878
>>81853825
most men will also not be a hotass cave man like him...that contradicts my point BUT idk hes so hot
Anonymous No.81853864 >>81854084
>>81853846
>i also find it funny how tiktok and looksmaxxers keep pushing the beauty standard that men need to look like twink models to be attractive
are young women and teens more likely have Robert Pattinson or this dude on their bedroom wall? >>81853777
Anonymous No.81853871
>waaah i want him to choose me though
>proceeds to be impregnable
Anonymous No.81853878 >>81853903
>>81853851
Are you a woman? Do you want to explore his big, burly body with your little hands?
Anonymous No.81853903
>>81853878
uuuh, dont make it weird. am a prude but yea i am
Anonymous No.81853948 >>81853995
>>81853014 (OP)
On a logic prospective, wouldn't be more logical to take 1 or 6 and make them cucks? If I were a woman I would probably do that
Anonymous No.81853995 >>81854026
>>81853948
You can't get divorced, what if they don't accept it?
Anonymous No.81854010
>>81853840
i think the biggest reason why there are more attractive women than men is because women can get away with having round faces while men need sharp looking faces to be attractive. if you have a bloated face as a dude your only way to cope is by debloating your face or getting a beard.
once you realize this you start understanding that most men can look like chad, if youre a mid looking guy with no facial deformity or anything really getting your smv low but dont stand out too much try getting your face debloated, like reaaaally debloat yourself as much as possible do lymphatic drainage massages and eat 0 salt and billion litres of water shit like that.
this works really well as well if you have a horizontally developed maxilla. i have short face syndrome and lack of horizontal maxilla development thinking about getting orthognatic surgery to fix that once i do ill finally become chad
Anonymous No.81854026
>>81853995
Just look at them bruh they'll be trained like puppies
Anonymous No.81854034
i'd date skinny nikocado avokado over any of these guys
Anonymous No.81854056 >>81854067
OP if you made this, what's the angle with 3? I think unemployed non-chad is probably the least attractive one on paper.
Anonymous No.81854067
>>81854056
Clearly not because 3 still got plenty of votes
Anonymous No.81854075
>>81853816
thanks I'm down 120 lbs but I still want to lose about 60 more
Anonymous No.81854084 >>81854111 >>81854199 >>81854208
>>81853864
>are young women and teens more likely
nigger stop there. are you attracted to kids and teenagers? I don't care about what kids find attractive because you see adult women usually with this type of dude >>81853777
and hes ugly as fuck not with robert pattinsons
Anonymous No.81854111
>>81854084
>:((( dont u dare fucking say that about fedor emelianenko. he is so hot any woman who doesnt think hes hot has her mind poisoned by capitalism and faggots.
Anonymous No.81854199
>>81854084
Yes I'm attracted to 18 to 22 year olds and they find Pattinson attractive
Anonymous No.81854208
>>81854084
I like young women. Just because "adult women" (whatever that means, 35?) end up settling for some balding fatso doesn't mean they don't still want a chad like young DiCaprio or Pattinson. When I was 21 I had older chicks (30+ all over me, asking me out.) You sound like a deluded cuck. Wake up.
Anonymous No.81854229 >>81854235
>>81853014 (OP)
>mfw nobody picked 6 even making $600k a year
Anonymous No.81854235 >>81854273 >>81854882
>>81854229
Maybe because he has those manson eyes. Would you trust that guy around your kids or nephews?
Anonymous No.81854273 >>81854287
>>81854235
cope for being brown and short
Anonymous No.81854287 >>81854318
>>81854273
Yes, but it's also a shitty photo and he looks like a lunatic
Anonymous No.81854318 >>81854328
>>81854287
the ACTUAL guy is also not making 600k and is probbaly not 5'7 so it doesnt really matter
Anonymous No.81854325
>>81853014 (OP)
fembot and i'd choose 1
Anonymous No.81854328
>>81854318
I think he's a machine learning engineer he might actually make that eventually, but he's 5'3"
Anonymous No.81854861
>>81853014 (OP)
What are you expecting, this is a board of minority women obsessed with slim white and Asian men. They don't care what the darker skinned men make they were never in the running
Anonymous No.81854882
>>81854235
Pretty sure he's just coping by trying to smile a ton. They're awkward after all
Anonymous No.81854924 >>81854942
>>81853014 (OP)
Pic 5 is literally me except im 6'2 and 21
Anonymous No.81854942 >>81854958
>>81854924
>except im 6'2
pic 5 is also 6'2 dumbass nigga
Anonymous No.81854958
>>81854942
I meant pic 3 sory its unusually numbered