if I'd give my exact address, can someone kidnap me so I can escape from this shitass loop life?

yeah but all im gonna do is force you to work a job and give me all your salary

they call it "sophomoric" because you tried to do something that actually works

>>81853830
I got zero skills. if I can't find one myself, good luck to you then

>>81853815 (OP)
well what are your interests? what are you like as a person? all i want is a friend honestly. i dont even have any family or siblings to be around.

>>81853848
he could just pimp you out

If you're a female then I'll do it, but I'm also gonna make you get a job and help pay the bills, but I'll be very sweet to you.

>I don't have any skills
I can get you a job at Dominos. You don't need any skills for that except to show up on time, listen to the boss, and not cause drama.

>>81853885
>>81853854
>>81853830
I'm one suicide thought away from accepting everyone's request

>>81853870
Are there pimps for fags?

>>81853906
You can only get kidnapped by one person anon.

>>81853870
I have zero skills for that too

>>81853945
I'm sorry I'm desperate

>>81853971
where do you live approximately. If you're in the US, what state?

>>81853988
Also how old are you and what is your biological sex?

>>81853815 (OP)
Depends on how far you are from me. If it's more than a 30 minute drive then probably not

>>81854011
If she only lived 30 minutes from me, I would take her back to her place at the end of the day.

>>81854040
>take her back to her place at the end of the day.
Valid option. Probably would depend on how the kidnapping went. Also, are you sure OP is a woman?

>>81853988
Europe actually

>>81854006
biological female. I won't say the age tho

>>81854011
buy plane tickets

>>81854040
fuck you

>>81854073
I started my first reply with the conditional that OP is a female and (s?)he replied saying (s?)he would consider taking my offer. Literally my only requirements are 18+, female, close enough to pick her up and get her home in a day, and willing to start looking for a part time job right away.

>>81854086
>europe
i'm out, sorry. best of luck.

>>81853815 (OP)
watched breaking bad when the vacuum guy comes with a van to take you? prep your luggage and wait but I don't have a car so we're taking the train

>>81854086
>buy plane tickets
Nigga those are expensive as Hell. I can't afford that. Granted last time I flew to Europe it was free, but I doubt I could get that again.

>>81854092
Didn't see that, my bad big cheese

>>81854086
pls be ireland

>>81854204
I'm so far from you gg

i live in a third world country, still think it's an upgrade?

>>81853870
Not op, but I can somewhat relate to her sentiment and I gotta say that I would be a horrible prostitute too since all men I have been with get ED afterwards. For years.

>>81854086
Were then?
Noone suffers in goymany, only the working suffer here.
And i need a suicidalmaid.

>>81854264
If you're in the US, can I kidnap you and make you live in my house and work part time and be sweet to you everyday?

>>81854284
Also u have to wait to the weekend to be kidnapped.
Holyday days already spend this year

>>81854086
>Europe actually
Highly doubt it, but please be from the north

>>81854298
I am not in the us and it would be impossible for me to find job anyways, im on disability bux due to severe autism

>>81854348
smells like a balkanoid

>>81854369
No men actually cares about that.
Just dont be fat and bonus points if you can be usefull canning my crops.
Tjise things are what we care.

>>81854223
not in Britain, then?

best of luck OP. hope you find what you're looking for.

>>81854248
at this point take me and drop me me in UK. I'll find my way around if someone doesn't stab me to death before I can

>>81854284
nuh no maid action

>>81854335
yeah bro just do it before I get homeless or sum

>>81854348
I'm balkan gg

>>81854386
yup

>>81854400
good luck to me

>>81854400
>>81854414
>take me and drop me me in UK.
all right young'un, hope you're not picky.

>>81854414
Then drop your adress and i be there Friday evening if i feel lucky or Saturday.
No maido?
Then what can i do with you?
Let u collect dust after i place u on my board to hold the books upright?
U good with mechanics, i have a lawnmower to repair.
I think its the crank..

what so bad about your life foid

>>81853815 (OP)
Most of us would just be inclined to send dominoes to your house. This ain't your grandpa's 4chan that's for sure.

>>81854442
I literally mentioned having 0 skills in everything tf you want me to do

>>81853906
Same lmao expect I'd make you more suicidal so sorry can't help

>>81854435
>I'm balkan gg
I wish I was in a better place in life myself.
Would actually consider it. Real dramatic way too. Show up, hoist you over the shoulder, stuff you in the car and off we go over yonder.
Who murders who, remains to be seen

>>81854435
>balkan
romania any chance?
istg if youre from athens like the rest...

>>81854483
Everyone can do something, will just have to try what u can.
And if that fails... be it that way.
Have no cat, at least i can pet someone then for the free oxy

>>81854435
jebote would be hilarious to kidnap you just to end up in the same place

>>81854482
that's why I asked first and didn't gave my address. retards been getting kidnaped around here but when someone needs to be everyone's silent

>>81854470
lived my whole life in a room with no window, I have no job and I might get homeless soon

>>81854435
Why are all of you faggots from the Balkan
Scum

>>81854515
>Lived my life with no light
Wow you sound like a true vamp-ire

>>81854507
>>81854483

Can u cook, or cook if i show you how?

>>81854483
would you let me train you to gape your ass bigger and bigger each day?

>>81854498
that sounds more interesting than being homeless ngl. I'm in

>>81854504
sadly I can't specify a country cause there's a guy in my town that hates me and uses 4chan as well and if I give enough details he will recognize me

>>81854507
I can live with that

>>81854510
nuh leave me alone

>>81854398
I'm fat though and the poster mentioned part time work themselves

>>81854577
Then saturday, balkan is to far for friday evening.
zarathustra1526
Is my burner dc.
We will figure out how u can help me here, just some time that i can study parttime would be fine.
Something Something that i have two hours for myself a day.

>>81853815 (OP)
thread full of rapejeets

>>81854519
tf you want me to do

>>81854527
blame whoever built this fuckass house

>>81854537
I cook when I'm hungry and nobody did it for me. but when I cook it's very unproportional. I try to cook for one person and I end up making for a whole family just to take 3 bites then be full
I also eat the same 5 foods everyday. people are tired of me

>>81854538
no. I'm bad at whatever's sexual

>>81854577
bruh tf did I do this is racism fr no cap

>>81854607
yeah bro but keep in mind that if someone reports me missing they'll start looking in the whole Europe if they don't find me in my country

>>81854616
I eat like a bin.
Continue like that and i will be satifyed.

>>81854639
Providing shelter is no crime though.

>>81854616
>no. I'm bad at whatever's sexual
well you'll want to have second thoughts on getting kidnapped because you'll most likely be tied up and raped all day. made to do worse things than stretching your ass

>>81854614
cunt is not offensive because it is highly sought after

>>81854639
Just help with what ever that i get two hours of time to start studying parttime later this year.

>>81854654
I think I watched enough true crimes documentaries to be fully aware of that

>>81854640
I can tell you all my flaws since I have nothing good to say anyway

why the fuck would you want to come to the UK?

>>81854681
Have 15min till i really need to sleep, so yea i listen, how bad is it.

>>81854676
I can try to be emotional support

>>81854681
>I think I watched enough true crimes documentaries to be fully aware of that
so youd rather be locked in a dark room drugged and raped than live your current life?

>>81854704
Thars helping, clean the dishes, help cooking and a bit more and i have my two hours of studying a day

Yea that works

Yo I remember you lol, shoutout to northeastern europe (last time you mentioned your country tho)
I'm surprised you still haven't found anyone to kidnap you.
I think you'd have more luck if you bothered to get physically intimate, so is the only thing stopping you that you're bad at it or some other factor?

>>81854614
Ah once again >anything bad must be Indians
I wouldn't bother with this chick, she's in the middle of a European country + this is a weird thing to ask.
Degeneracy like this is purely a white mental illness and you know it. All the guys replying are white

>>81853815 (OP)
Hold on a second here, I have an idea. You give me your address and I come to you. Because I'm homeless and suicidal on my own. We could smoke crack together, it could be chill. This is not a larp, I'll actually travel to your location. Sadly, I can't bring the crack with me.

>>81854693
cause english is the only second language Ik

>>81854702
I'm diagnosed with schizophrenia but I stopped taking my meds because they weren't helping besides the amount of money I was giving on them
I barely sleep. I sometimes go 48h without sleeping and when I sleep I sleep from 5am to 12pm
I've been cutting for the last 4 years
I used to be an alcoholic but I stopped bc I have no money, but if you give me a bottle I'm back at it
These are some of them cause I need time to think them all

>>81854773
this dude wants free crack, damn

>>81854710
low-key not different from my actual life

>>81854738
I don't remember ever posting this before and I'm not from north

>>81854773
sadly I need to run away from my country. you can pick me up when I get homeless

>>81854784
Have sadly a thing for crazys and think thats cute lol
But iam not to bothered yet.
I dont drink often and have no booze close by. Make my own wine though...

Could be comfy. The sleep pattern will be just a thing that i have u sleep for a while on my couch in the other room since i have to get out of bed for work early.

>>81854790
You fucking smooth-brain, I can have crack at a moment's notice. I have connections where I am. I want a home instead now.

>>81854818
damn cracky chill nobody's doubting your extensive economic crack partnerships

>>81854814
I can live with that. sounds based

>>81854839
OP is starting to piss me off. Why does he have things to complain about? Doesn't even want solutions.

>>81854862
Have to sleep, add me if you want to be picked up, or talk about details.
But i have no crack though.
Sleep well, or rather take care for now.

>>81854086
>I won't say the age tho
Say no more, I'm on my way.

>>81854577
>cause there's a guy in my town that hates me and uses 4chan as well and if I give enough details he will recognize me
based thot patroller

>>81854974
sorry to break it to you but I'm not a minor

did we seriously just have a kidnapping thread?
OP they gon take your kidneys and feed you to the pigs!

>>81855168
I'm literally suicidal. retard I do not give a single fuck. if they won't do it, I will anyway

>>81855209
that guy that offered you his disc is gonna fuck your brains out first
pripremite svoj anus, OP

>>81855045
Welp... you ruined the danger factor for me... I'm still kidnapping you and taking you on a wild and whacky adventure against your will though.

>>81854515
>that's why I asked first and didn't gave my address. retards been getting kidnaped around here but when someone needs to be everyone's silent
You are a strange person, and you scare me. You're a scary woman.

>>81855282
is vodka included?

>>81855266
I think I'm aware of that as well

Tell me about yourself. Why are you even worth kidnapping anyways? Could you post your tummy?

>>81854639
Are you expecting your precious kidnapper to be trained like a special agent?

>>81855295
I fear you'll live

>>81855302
I'm more of a whisky guy but if you're a fun kidnap victim/hostage I suppose you can pick the hard liquor we get shitfaced on.

>>81855315
whatever happens, just enjoy it OP
have fun :D

>>81855320
no. I'm actually on the thin line between underweight and healthy

>>81855321
if my shitass citizens with no experience can do it, anyone can kidnap anyone

>>81855325
Can't take my organs that easily.

>>81855351
Do your ribs show?
Also what is your life? You just post on r9k all day or what?

>>81855366
>Do your ribs show?
most of my bones show

>You just post on r9k all day or what?
I used to post on other boards as well but lately I have a personal problem with r9k

>Also what is your life?
I do nothing with it so Idk what to say

>>81854784
why do you cut? I can't understand self harm, I'm too squeamish and feel sick just thinking of getting shots or blood work done, wish I was better with that.

>>81855410
christ, if we were closer i'd grab you right now

>>81855351
Actually, why are we talking about kidnapping when you're of legal age and can go along with someone if you want, even move to a different country. I understand it's kidnapping in the context of your family or locals seething about disappearance. Just leave a letter or call from a burner phone after you've left to tell them goodbye.

>>81855410
Uhuh mhm mhm. I will be honest I don't understand why people use this board myself. What would you hope to get out of being kidnapped anyways?

>>81855429
it feels good, i use it as punishment when I'm mad on myself, I like seeing my own blood and I think that's all

>Just leave a letter or call from a burner phone after you've left to tell them goodbye.
they wouldn't take that kindly and still report me as missing

>>81854784
fucking hell this went from attention-seeking/possibly-sexy to sad.

get help pal, actually take your meds

>>81855456
cause I plan to kms anyway

>>81854784
whats it like living with schizophrenia?

>>81855485
meds aren't working and I didn't try to seek attention. I asked to get kidnapped before just through other resources but everybody took it as a joke

>>81855504
horrible and exhausting. I can't have one minute of peace even tho I only stay in my room alone

>>81855516
i think there are people who would rape, probably a few would murder. someone flying to the Balkans, kidnapping you, and you somehow having a better life elsewhere? not happening is it? whatever delusions you (actually) have.

what is it you believe? does it 'start' and 'end'?

>>81855494
Man if you are schizophrenic you might as well try being a schizo prophet or some shit first.
What is your hair colour btw?

I was friends with a schizo girl like this
she now has a husbando and child
the idea of you kys after a while doesn't sound nice tho
I wouldn't want to be left alone

I skimmed through the thread and nobody is capable of actually taking her in?

I will buy you a plane ticket for tomorrow, all you have to do is be grateful and be willing to go out at least once a week, like eating out or going for a walk

It would be nice to provide for and take care of someone

>>81855534
I don't see myself caring if it ends bro. are y'all more retarded than I am?

>>81855541
I don't know anymore. my natural color is blond but I keep dying it different colors and now I have it half brown have blond but I want to dye it black just bc I never had it black

>>81855558
my professionals said I'm unfixable but you can try

>>81855585
wait for me to get homeless first or almost have my next attempt

>>81855614
i can wait, my discord is

alright188

im located in europe so i can get you to me in short notice

>>81855599
Yo are you racist by chance? You should definitely try dyeing it before you croak. Black hair is actually so fucking hot bro.

>>81855675
Idk if it will fit my face tho. I have a baby face but in the same time it's also androgynous and I have green eye. I want it bad but if it fucks me up instead, I won't be able to take it off anymore

>>81855723
How can you go wrong with black hair? Blonde I feel is 10x easier to fuck up
>dodged the question

Holy fuck anons, stop actually attempting to kidnap this person and go outside

OP, please see a Psychiatrist/Therapist

None of this shit actually happens IRL

>>81855764
I am sexually aroused by the thought of kidnapping a young girl with nothing else to look forward to in her life and murdering her in cold blood

>>81855764
oh look here comes the far right

>>81855751
>dodged the question
not really. I talked with many poc and they're just like white people: some retarded, some cool

>>81855764
>please see a Psychiatrist/Therapist
I'm sorry to tell you but I've seen both of them. I am in therapy for some time now, I stopped seeing my psychiatrist because she pissed me off, then I stopped seeing my therapist cause she pissed me off, and now I only continue to go to my support group every 2 weeks just to piss off my therapist (plus the support group is free)

>>81855779
another weeb with no money for lunch believing he's the shit (this is said by OP). you're so cool and mysterious and stuff, when I kms I'll make sure you go with me

>>81855849
i can see how he got there, there's no real "i'm oh-so-enigmatic" to it. it's just sexy: we're humans, we're animals, all the usual stuff. there are people like that out there.

that said i doubt a random anon on 4chan is a murderer/rapist, it's more likely just in his head. whatever is in YOUR head is fucked up and you know as much.

tell us your stories, stick to therapy. therapists are people and there are different modalities, blahblahblah, keep trying.

>>81855919
usually women who wish to be kidnapped do so with the fantasy of being raped

so the OP could be just using this thread to bait for someone like >>81855779 to go in depth as to what he would do to her

op is tomorrow from death stranding 2

>>81855820
>and they're just like white people: some retarded, some cool
So you aren't the racist kinda schizo. Figures.

>>81855849
>when I kms I'll make sure you go with me
How on earth would you do that haha? But I don't mind. I'd prefer if they'd fight a bit, like realizing "oh shit I don't actually wan't to die" but it's too late.

>>81855919
Yeah I wouldn't say I'm mysterious or anything. It's just hot yk. I was sort of thinking of low key killing some girl but she turned me off.

>>81855947
I'm afraid I want to slit your throat as well. did you not seen my reply to that retard?
also fucking start to read the whoal thread cause I aready explained why I ended up wanting to get kidnapped. if someone wants to break my neck in half, cool, great, I was going to put a rope around it anyway. I literally can't take your fatasses seriously

>>81855919
>therapists are people
the best therapist and psychiatrist in my town literally told me that I'm fucked and that there's no point in trying to help me anymore cause I'm unfixable. tf you want me to do

>>81856018
my heart skipped a beat cause it looks so much like me that I thought it's an AI image of my face

>>81856046
>I'd prefer if they'd fight a bit
you're so corny I hope you die before I do

>but she turned me off
give her to me. I'll be a better bf than your fucktard ass

>>81856058
>there's no point in trying to help me anymore cause I'm unfixable.
i don't believe there's any such thing. i don't exactly know how schizophrenia works, but you are deluded (as in, genuinely experiencing delusions), are you 'self aware'?

maybe if someone had severe brain damage or something like that. but i don't think any trauma is 100% irrecoverable, or you couldn't manage a decent life. humans are just more flexible than that.

don't do anything crazy. this includes being kidnapped by alright188 and/or hanging yourself. you're motivated by something, keep going.

>>81856100
with black hair since you wanna dye it lol

>>81856058
Yo would you get kidnapped by a tranny lmao

>>81856100
>give her to me
If I did that you would just end up the victim bro. Trust me. Clinginess aside she's a handful

Come on though you don't get what I mean? There needs to be some level of drama there. If things go too well it's boring

>>81855779
only fags want to do this btw

>>81856105
>are you 'self aware'?
I do believe that I'm self aware? Idk how different my reality is from others. that's what makes people say I'm not

>any trauma
it's not caused by trauma. I was garbage since I was a kid

>you couldn't manage a decent life
I heard that you can manage symptoms with help and live a normal life like the others as a schizo but on everything I love it sounds like a myth

>you're motivated by something
I keep kms and harming myself through different methods since I was 12, and the only thing that stopped me lately to stop trying to kms is when I had a really awful failed attempt with overdosing and I had to lay in my room suffering for hours until the effects went away. it was so miserable that I'm scared to try again

>>81856167
I'm more interested in inflicting physical harm than fucking pussy I'd admit that

>>81856146
not bad ngl

>>81856162
>Yo would you get kidnapped by a tranny lmao
I do not give a fuck by who. I just want to run away

>it's boring
stop being corny. it pisses me off, retard

>>81856167
real. he probably gets pegged every night

>>81856195
>Idk how different my reality is from others
have people not told you what's different?
>it's not caused by trauma
i just meant people, in general.
>I had a really awful failed attempt with overdosing
sorry, that one does sound rough as hell. been there myself a while ago. it's not pleasant, is it?

also, hi, true-crime-sleuths-of-the-future. this is the thread where it all began.

>>81856229
>stop being corny
Maybe I am just soulless yk. Would you say you have a personality?

>he probably gets pegged every night
Lmao. It's on rotation. Some days her guts get stabbed, the other days mine

>>81856231
>have people not told you what's different?
do I even talk to people to get told that? I had my family mad at me but if some retard doesn't stop me in my tracks and tell me clearly that's a delusion, I can't tell by myself that it is

>also, hi, true-crime-sleuths-of-the-future
hi future true crime videos. please put my face in a mukbang

>>81856313
>Would you say you have a personality?
on my soul I bet I'm more interesting than your whole genealogical tree

good night op. I dont think your idea is wrong or anything, maybe just awkward. you can add magnoliaseed on dc if you want. Im not horny or anything, just open to new connections

>>81856374
good night soldier

>>81856340
OK say something about yourself you think is actually interesting then

>>81856374
I'm not horny or anything either bro. I just wanna make tons of "new connections" with female losers on 4chan.org

>>81856412
> I just wanna make tons of "new connections" with female losers on 4chan.org
no woman wants your fagass

>say something about yourself you think is actually interesting then
I don't have a fact, retard. I'm just interesting to talk to because I got some screws missing

>>81856321
well do you have beliefs others have recognised as odd, or anything?

>>81856456
>no woman wants your fagass
That was sarcasm lol

As for facts or whatever, I've been actually starting a cult. Would you believe me, or do you think I am larping?

OP still talking to the guy who said would murder her
remember guys, if you want to get a fembot gf all you need to do is act like a psycho since the danger makes her feel funny between her legs
nothing bores a fembot more than a mentally stable guy

>>81856488
no because I don't talk with people and my therapist said that I unconsciously make sure I don't say too much when I talk and that I'm the only one who actually knows in whatever world I live in.
I got scolded about my behavior tho. so many times that I stopped giving a fuck

>>81856538
it's a free internet. tell us about your internal world, schizo-chan.

>>81856490
I believe you cause I had a cult last year as well and it ended up bad

>>81856520
Istg I'll shoot your brains out as well. fucking take your retarded ass off my thread

>>81856555
tf am I supposed to say bro. I do not function like an encyclopedia

>>81853815 (OP)
Something similar happened to me last week after I got drunk. I got bit by a rabid weasel that ripped my hand apart and ended up drinking more because of it, blacking out, resulting in me somehow waking up in another state with no recollection of what happened. Now I'm in Weed, California with a clear view of Mount Shasta.

>>81856571
>I'm the only one who actually knows in whatever world I live in.
not expecting Dostoevsky here pal, just explain what you mean by this. what are you NOT saying?

>>81856556
>Istg I'll shoot your brains out as well. fucking take your retarded ass off my thread
ok lol, you are still gonna end up adding that guy on discord and ruining your life even further
women are so retarded i wish law didnt protect them so much, they need to be told what to do in order to keep them on the right track, otherwise they end up like OP

>>81856556
>I had a cult last year as well and it ended up bad
That's actually sick. Could you tell me about it actually? I don't think what I'm doing will backfire though since I try to be responsible when I put on that role

>>81856599
>ruining your life even further
Ruin or end lol?

To be serious though it is just low-risk anonymous shitposting in a cultural environment that's already unfiltered, and she does not have anything to lose anyways. Actual psycho game is harder than it sounds, and honestly works much better irl than in text

>>81856596
>what are you NOT saying?
Idk shitass?? I'm confused too

>>81856599
nobody gives a fuck what you believe about woman. you're spitting shit like I'm the one who chose this instead of being a normie with a perfect life, looks, marriage and kid
kiss my ass or go hang yourself if you're so bored

>>81856610
it wasn't going to backfire but it somehow did irl. I can't remember how an irl person found out about it. I wish I remembered

>>81856673
>Idk shitass?? I'm confused too
right: what do you see and/or believe that other people find unusual? or would find unusual, if you told them? since apparently you're filtering even if it's your unconscious mind at work.

>an irl person found out about it.
so you started an internet cult? wut

>>81856673
>you're spitting shit like I'm the one who chose this instead of being a normie with a perfect life, looks, marriage and kid
you are the one who made this thread, you are the one deciding to kill yourself, you are the one that at some point made a cult and it backfired
a lot of people have shitty upbringings and still make it in life
and again, you will add that guy and further dig down the hole you are in

>>81856673
Shit. Sounds like an opsec issue. I'd probably open mine more to irl when I'm feeling a bit more like I'm in a stable place financially and socially at least. What was you cult about?

>>81856711
I'll explode. you don't get it so I'll explain as if you're a toddler. Me no talk with people. Me not finding out what world people live in. Me not able to make the difference because me not know the their world in the first fucking place

>or would find unusual, if you told them?
yeah actually. I only have one thing that I consciously didn't brought in therapy cause I found it corny, plus if I told her she would tell me I'm tripping. Ik that already, but what if it's real and normies just don't get it. so I didn't told her

>an internet cult?
yup. it was funny. it felt like a gang war every single day

>>81856740
literally tell me how to fix my life with no money, no job, no experience, no social skills, no family, no friends, no help in general plus a retarded government
yeah I'll kms if I suddenly don't have a way out. I'm not gonna keep myself alive to starve or other shit. you can do that for me if it's so easy for you

>What was you cult about?
I can't talk about it honestly. but don't think that it was a huge thing. it was like, I can't remember. probably 30-50 people in that shit and it was for trolling anyway. I refuse to believe anyone took that shit seriously, and if they did, I'm sorry that they had to experience me suddenly disappearing out of nowhere

>>81856781
mate, i guarantee i'm more of a shut-in than you. you see a therapist.

>if I told her she would tell me I'm tripping
>what if it's real and normies just don't get it
well, tell us then. instead of dancing around it. what is 'it', here?

>>81856870
I literally never mentioned I am a shut in. I finished highschool, but I finished 12 years of education without talking with anyone, skipping classes, running from presentations and fighting with teacher every 2 days

>what is 'it'
it's too corny. I can't tell no one that bullshit

>>81856919
fair enough, i just misinterpreted. i am sub-toddler IQ.

>it's too corny. I can't tell no one that bullshit
do it, coward.

>>81856865
>can't talk about it honestly
I'm sorry but I think I'd keep you alive until you told me more. I love hearing about stupid internet bullshit like that. My cult sadly is 95% unironic. Btw did you use to use /x/?

>no money, no job, no experience, no social skills, no family, no friends
Idk you sound depressed to me to be honest. First you'd need something to give a shit about in the first place instead of just browsing the same shit all day. It could be literally anything, even cock and ball torture.

>>81856930
>do it, coward.
no. fuck you

>>81856952
>I'd keep you alive until you told me more
retard nobody gives a fuck about your fantasies. stop talking a hairless obese

>Btw did you use to use /x/?
no. as I said, it was more for trolling so my goal was to attract another type of people

>>81856994
>no. fuck you
did you believe you were an anime character or something?

Can I get a QRD of this thread
What could these 150+ replies possibly be about

>>81857031
wtf does that have to do with what I said?
are you tripping too?

>>81857048
men telling me I'm retarded

>>81857064
>are you tripping too?
no. just tired. psychedelics break my brain.

>>81856994
>stop talking a hairless obese
Are you attracted to fat guys? Like dad bods. No I am not fat by the way. Sorry to disappoint

Also lol. Cutting and starting an ironic cult. It's making me think of some spawnism shit or pic rel

>>81857031
retarded femoid fantasizing about being kidnapped and murdered

>>81857113
nobody fantasize about a gross obese man in his 30s kidnapping them for fun. I'm literally trying to find other plans before I end up up homeless, you shitass fag

>>81857095
it was nothing like that

>>81857087
go sleep my guy

>>81857138
>go sleep my guy
no, i'm too busy planning to kidnap an Eastern European girl from 4chan.

TELL US YOUR SCHIZO THOUGHTS. i could not care less about sex.

>>81853815 (OP)
Go here op
>>>/soc/33917738

that's dome theory. there's many of these and they all disagree.

>>81857138
>it was nothing like that
Doesn't sound like it was. Holy shit though, I don't like her nails but the girl in that pic I posted knows what's up.

Also if you were just trolling, how did it even backfire anyways? You could just say that you were only pretending, or whatever

>>81857191
>TELL US YOUR SCHIZO THOUGHTS.
retard I'M TIRED. give me your dcd and I'll talk to you tomorrow

>>81857192
>I don't these people would be okay with a planned kidnap, pay plane tickets and all that

>>81857197
>I don't like her nails
at least she has nails. I bite mine till I have nothing left

>how did it even backfire anyways
I can't remember right but I think someone saw a notification on my phone and they took a photo of the username and they contacted that dude. or I left my phone open by mistake and someone went through my phone and they saw some serious conversations around there and took pics of it. I can't remember right

>>81857262
>retard I'M TIRED. give me your dcd and I'll talk to you tomorrow
and there you go folks, the femoid is adding this guy >>81855779

>>81857283
I can't even tell what dude is that anymore. if I'm not wrong is actually the other guy, retard. who keept asking me about my schizo ass for the last 5 hours

>>81857262
>>81857302
i don't want your Discord. i don't want to be your friend. just answer the question.

>>81857302
its the same dude you retard
>wah wah my life sucks and it isnt my choice :(
>uwu u got a cult O.o oh my gosh thats so interesting! ur so quirky saying u will kill me xd
and then women here cry about bianca devins as if she wasnt asking for it

>>81857343
I hope it will keep you awake cause I won't answer and that's it. good bye shitass thread

>>81857346
just because I want to die doesn't mean everybody wants to die, you insensitive fucktard fag.
>oh no a mentally ill bitch on 4chan is not acting right. let's hate all women that got killed by men cause I'm sure everybody wants to die
well I hope anon that your mom is next, or should I make sure that's how it goes?

>>81857392
>I hope it will keep you awake cause I won't answer and that's it
i can live with that. i'm awake anyway. 3:45am here, in the blessed United Kingdom.

shan't be going away. spill the beans.

>>81857419
it's 6am for me. Idaf anymore. I'm going to sleep. bye

>>81857434
all right. have a good night schizo-chan.

>>81857262
>I bite mine till I have nothing left
A bit of an oral fixation eh? I used to do this till one day I just randomly stopped

>>81857346
I am not that guy she just asked the discord for no. But I have been asking her random questions for a while and I do want to commit murder someone once in my life. Also yes the cult thing too

I'm probably going to go to bed myself. You can add me on somethingoranything btw. It's a throwaway obviously, I don't want my main operation to be associated with this shit

>>81857392
>well I hope anon that your mom is next
My mom isnt a retard who engages with murderous schizos or starts cults

>>81857419
bump up this thread till schizo chan answers for her crimes