Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:30:19 AM No.81855739
GOOOOOOOOD EVENING R9K, IT'S A BALMY 81 DEGREES AND I JUST GOT DONE BEATING OFF TO YURI FROM DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB.
THREATENED MY FOREMAN TODAY. THINK I MIGHT BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM. GETTING FIRED WOULDN'T BE HALF BAD. HIS KNEES ARE COMPLETELY FUCKED SO IF I PROVOKE HIM I'D DEFINITELY FUCKIN WIN
GONNA COOK SOME GROUND BEEF FOR LUNCH TOMORROW. I LIKE EATING GROUND BEEF AND A CAN OF BAKED BEANS FOR LUNCH. FUN FACT FOR ANY LOVELY LADIES TRYING TO GET INTO MY PANTS: I CAN EAT A CAN OF HEINZ BAKED BEANS IN LESS THAN 3 MINUTES NOW. PLEASE, HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE UNTIL THE END. I CAN SENSE IF YOU DON'T.
TONIGHT'S SONG (MANDATORY LISTEN): RATTLEHEAD BY MEGADETH, LISTEN TO IT OR YOU'RE NEXT ON THE MEALPREP STOCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECGp4ibz7A8
THREATENED MY FOREMAN TODAY. THINK I MIGHT BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM. GETTING FIRED WOULDN'T BE HALF BAD. HIS KNEES ARE COMPLETELY FUCKED SO IF I PROVOKE HIM I'D DEFINITELY FUCKIN WIN
GONNA COOK SOME GROUND BEEF FOR LUNCH TOMORROW. I LIKE EATING GROUND BEEF AND A CAN OF BAKED BEANS FOR LUNCH. FUN FACT FOR ANY LOVELY LADIES TRYING TO GET INTO MY PANTS: I CAN EAT A CAN OF HEINZ BAKED BEANS IN LESS THAN 3 MINUTES NOW. PLEASE, HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE UNTIL THE END. I CAN SENSE IF YOU DON'T.
TONIGHT'S SONG (MANDATORY LISTEN): RATTLEHEAD BY MEGADETH, LISTEN TO IT OR YOU'RE NEXT ON THE MEALPREP STOCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECGp4ibz7A8
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