Royal ver.

Previously on mecha /r9gay/
>>81843775

first for getting a bf and job this year

2575
fun number to say and it looks cool

collecting male friends until I find a gay one that becomes my bf!

Should I buy him? He's 400 bucks (without the cars)

Speaking of money I'm gonna get a job pretty soon, gotta go to the dmv to fill out some paperwork so it may take like 2 weeks more.

>>81857153
i'm going bakc to school maybe i'll find a twink bf there

Interesting that even though I'm a strict top I assmogg meow and 3ds

>>81857168
hope you get the hang it of someday, or get a bf who can do it
>>81857217
thankfully my mom helped me salvage them, next time I'll make the tortillas bigger :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzGgG1pvqUA&list=RDVzGgG1pvqUA&start_radio=1&pp=ygUYbG9jaXVzIHBheCBib3JpcyBicmVqY2hhoAcB0gcJCc0JAYcqIYzv

>>81857212
been a fucking minute since i heard that name thrown around...

>>81857212
post it or it didn't happen. Please?

When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

>>81857253
oh i know how to cook them. its just one time i was already feeling like shit so screwing up my eggs made me deeply angry and then really sad

>>81857456
aww, well then I hope you don't feel that way again anytime soon :D

I took a shower so the fat neet is clean, ready to get all dirty mowing the grass. But I have to go pick up my cat's meds tomorrow.

Wish it was colder here so I could wear wool coats n shit in the winter. Probably won't stop me from buying one anyhow.

>>81857474
another time i cried over food was when i couldnt figure out how to turn off the softserve machine at a chinese buffet. i was probably 6 years old though

thinking about waking up early and riding my bike to the park and just waiting there until i see a cute boy or until i get sunburnt or until i get hungry

>>81857495
food has always been a very comforting thing for me, so when I hear stories about food being a source of stress or sadness it makes me feel really bad.

So alone. No friends. R9gay is my friend. I love you, R9gay.

Boys who cry easily are cute
I wish I could cry still

>>81857550
I haven't cried in like a year

SSRIs have made me powerful

I love food too and that's a major part of my problem. Food is basically the only joy I have in my life now and even that is fading. I used to greatly enjoy fast food when I had it as a treat but now I have it so much it just seems meh to me.

>>81857518
well its a good thing i dont have anymore stories :p

I love cooking, but eating is pretty fun too.

everyone keeps saying that gays make longer eye contact so i've been trying to test that out with guys and i'm not really sure if it's actually a thing

>>81857584
keeping eye contact can also be a sign of aggression to the fighting normies so be careful anon.

>>81857530
>so alone
same
>no friends
same
>r9gay is my friend
i tried being their friend but they only attack me and pretend im not here

I don't like it but I'm so picky and I honestly hate Viet food but I have to eat it when I go to the city or I will starve to death
I'm easy to feed until I'm out of my element

Guys, I think he's the one!
reason: he peed himself on our first date ^_^

>>81857608
who is forcing you to eat viet food?

looking at dress shoes right now

>>81857608
viet food is disgusting lmao, how do you stomach that shit?
>>81857611
Me too man

I bet viet food is so spicy I would die if my white boy taste buds even touched a morsel of it.

>>81857651
A male companion
>>81857657
I will die otherwise
>>81857669
Yeah I never realised how spicy Asian food is until I was exposed to authentic non-Americanised meals

sigh i will never have a ferris wheel date and ambush my bf with intense tickling until he pees himself at 500feet

>>81857560
yeah, glad I don't have too many. Hope my fbf likes my cooking.

I'm really hungry and feel like eating a second dinner or at least a good size snack. All aboard the beetus train I guess.

Write your will

>>81857699
I dunno, can you suggest a different restaurant? Say you're tired of fish sauce or something.
>>81857746
your will

I think I'll just go to bed instead of eat any more, Maybe I can mow the grass in the morning.

we should start a bet for when storyanon finally kicks it

>>81857773
I take us to burger joints sometimes
Being outside in an urban hellscape is not a good time
>>81857790
I bet you 100k that won't happen

>>81857802

That I won't go to bed without eating or I won't mow the grass?

>>81857795

mom lived 20+ years with diabetes, and I was just barely prediabetic according my a1c.

>>81857813
The grass
Surely it's a jungle by now
I'm gonna fly a drone to your manor and see for myself if you've cut it

>>81857813
were you or mom fatter

>>81857819

Ah it's not the highest it's been, I can still get it cut.

>>81857835

I weigh more than she did but she was shorter so I believe she had a higher BMI.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVj0ZTS4WF4
Listening to this on loop

>>81857802
>Being outside in an urban hellscape is not a good time
Tokyo is great

>tfw no cute accent british bf to save from his shithole afghan country

>>81857946
I'd visit there if I could
Ever been to Philly?

>tfwywnb the talibans favorite hostage

step one go back to school
step two move to the city
step three get married

none of you are willing to work for a bf

I support state subsidised bfs

why do i have to work for a bf when nobody else does

>>81858024
I'm willing to be a good housewife and do domestic duties for him.

government issued blue eyed bf who has rough sex with me and I cook mac and cheese for

>>81858000
one of my cousins lived in Philly a while
>I'd visit there if I could
come with me, it'll be fun

isn't philly one of the most dangerous cities in the country? why would anyone willingly go there?

>>81858101
Let's roll
>>81858160
I've been to worse

>>81857584
i was just thinking about this the other day but i think it's supposed to be that if you make repeated eye contact and it gets progressively longer each time you look it means he's interested, you're not supposed to stare for a long time consecutively

>>81857530
thank you for being my friend nonny it means a lot <3
>>81857601
i'm sowwy anon, i was probably just grumpy from not enough sleep

>>81857578
You are a food cuck lmao

>>81857584
Don't stare at strangers in public you dumb spic

Don't know why I woke up being ugly and without boyfriend again. Can anyone put me down please?

I hate when people on the internet sugar coat homophobic culture. I was watching a video about being gay in russia, and the majority of russian comments said the same thing
>being gay in russia isn't bad, nobody cares what you do with your private life
>as long as you leave it in the bedroom and don't speak about it or do anything in public
Oh my, so it's okay to be gay if you hide, that's super progressive like?
It's like saying it was fine being a jew in the third reich if nobody knew

>>81859817
>as long as you act like your love and affection is taboo, wrong and forbidden for the rest of your lives then being gay is fine nobody cares!
It's a way of them trying to torture the love and souls of gay men and act like they're morally normal, correct and grounded for doing so

Also implicitly implies that gay love is wrong and dirty, shouldn't be shown around children etc. That gay men are all degenerate pedophiles. It's all fucked up.

>>81859817
at least homos in russia don't suffer dealing with their women

>>81859817
I don't know about you, but I don't need to broadcast to the world around me that I take cock up my ass. There has to be a happy medium between "I can just hold my bf's hand once in a while when we go out for dinner", and "screaming to the world that I like sticky cum coating my face".

Slavs are subhuman
That is all

I mean throughout this website you see people laughing at gays, mocking them, calling them all pedophiles and saying gayness is only made from childhood trauma. Very stupid people who are allowed a voice here.

>>81860115
People should be able to say whatever they think, regardless of if it's retarded or not. Also fags are really degenerate and annoying and I don't blame anyone for despising them. Just because I like peanus I'm immediately lumped in with these insane freaks and I hate it.

/pol/ is subhuman as well
Promiscuous freaks are ok if they fuck women is their logic
Taking anyone serious here is silly anyway, all those niggers goon to shemale porn on the dl

>>81860145
Promiscuity in general is revolting. Having sex with strangers is such an alien construct to my brain. It fills me with a weird sense of disgust.

>>81857530
I love you too, other r9gay.

>>81860131
I love zero so much

>>81857381
I didn't keep it I deleted the image after posting but it's in the archive and bunnymutt saved it and reposts it sometimes because he wants sex with me

>>81860131
>Also fags are really degenerate and annoying and I don't blame anyone for despising them
Hope that severe conflicted self-hatred works out for ya bud

>>81860219
why are you obsessed with someone who doesn't post here anymore? take your meds.

I think I might be a bottom, but I really like butts. I want to squeeze them and use them as a pillow.

actually it's disgusting if i'm thirsty, you're golden

>>81860231
>to like men you must be a giant parading giga-faggot
Way to project how much of a degenerate you are. I quite like who I am.

>>81860232
I know bunnymutt doesn't post here anymore but people keep calling that other poster bunnymutt so it's bunnymutt 2 bunnymutt the 2nd
>>81860237
I'm a strict top but I want my ass rimmed by a bottom

>>81860241
Calling all gay men degenerate scum is severe self-hatred if you have even a modicum of gayness within you, even if you're not fully aware of it yet. Know yourself

>>81860255
I never called all gay men degenerate scum. You're projecting your own foul degeneracy on every person that likes men.

>>81860252
what ass lmao

>>81860131
>Just because I like peanus I'm immediately lumped in with these insane freaks and I hate it
The most accepting and open binigger ever

>Also fags are really degenerate and annoying and I don't blame anyone for despising them
You said this in a very general way as if that's the default way you see gay men. Stop being disingenuous

faggots should be killed
btw im faggots

>>81860320
>fags as a whole are degenerate and annoying
>therefore, this person sees all gay men as degenerate and annoying
Literal braindead retard.

>fags as a whole are degenerate and annoying
>I am a fag
>I am degenerate and annoying
Anyway I'm not spending my morning trying to convince some deeply deluded homophobic self hating (I assume) young idiot of his own self hating ways. Some people really are beyond help

>>81860299
>>81857381
>what ass lmao
This ass
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81735341/#81747277

>>81860349
You're kinda swarthy I just noticed
Sure you aren't a jeetoid larping has a human?

>>81860345
>homophobic
>self hating
Get your head out of your ass, anon. I like men. I think men (especially white men) are beautiful. Modern faggotry as a collective is repugnant, degenerate, and revolting. It celebrates the idea of degeneracy: One where you can shove your private sexual life into the public square. Because I not only fail to subscribe to said idealogy, but actively despise it, I regret that my desire to be with men automatically shackles me to that identity in common consensus.
Did I successfully explain myself this time? Was all this necessary?

>>81860369
My skin is pink and white there what do you mean swarthy?

>>81860369
Literally obsessed with jeet cock, this is a white man's ass

>>81860388
You are disgusting, ignorant and pig-headed

>>81860408
u r an ass hat.

Also you're really fucking boring and dime-a-dozen on this website, basically one of the NPCs of 4chan

Where is ruotsi? I hope he didn't perish

Hey guys I was wrong. Actually I'm an annoying niggerlover and from india.

>>81860446
Brave of bunnymutt to confess this

You lot are a lot more pleasant when you aren't being annoying niggers on purpose
I'm going to make coffee now bye gays
>>81860455
Giggled
I wonder what happened to the xitter posting jeet that was here for a while, hopefully obliterated by a train

>>81860481
I'll probably go back to shitting up the threads with chad posting once the weekend rolls around

Where's that dude that asked for movie recommends I miss him he was nice to me

>>81860523
maybe he's watching movies

gays good
whores bad
simple as

Tummy hurts so bad I wish I dint have to work
At least I got paid today

Making out with a boy until he passes out from oxygen deprivation

>>81860826
thoughts? oreeeginalllllllllllll oooo how fancy this board is

>>81860964
Disgusting. I will kiss my bf while fucking him and satisfy both of his holes. Simple

>>81860964
i agree with her, i will only go into the relationship knowing/making it an open relationship with a bf

Reporting your post to love police.

What would be your ideal first date?
I'd love to take a guy to the arcade and collaborate to win a plushie that would be our "child" if we hit it off.
I'd show off at one piano tile game because I'm good at rhythm games, but also see if there's something he's super good at.
Fuck man I wish I had a bf, any semblance of male affection right now.

prudish femboys are simply the best!

music got so much more better when i switched to apple music

>>81861305
I dunno, I'm torn between sit down and talk kind of date or have fun together like yours. I think I'd slightly prefer just talking just to make sure we're compatible and not wasting each other's time.
>plushie that would be our "child" if we hit it off.
Very cute.

>>81861305
I just want to take a guy to all my favorite restaurants. I love food so much, and there's so much awesome stuff to try. Ideally I would like to cook for him but I don't know if a guy would be comfortable going back to my place on a first date. We'd probably go to my favorite ramen place and also try the grilled skewer sampler, they have sweet glazed pork belly and chicken gizzard, so gooooood.

>>81858999
its okay but i hope you had plenty of rest because /r9gay/ needs positivity today

>>81861486
hehe, this anon is probably chubby

kissing and sexing a chubby guy...

very nice weather today.
if only my psyche allowed me to enjoy it fully.

>>81861524
based taste anon, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

>>81861504
Unfortunately I'm very skinny. I have a high metabolism so no matter how much I eat I have trouble gaining weight. I would love to date a chubby guy though and feed him delicious food.
>>81861524
Brother!

>>81859817
Yeah that's exactly what I think tho I do hate pridefags and degenerates like that. But holding hands and kissing a man in public is just as indecent as when straggots do it. I'm against both but we need same standards applied here.
>>81859866
To be fair it does confuse a child to see two men together like that but we're way past that point in the wast now considering trannies exist.
>>81859926
Exactly

>>81860155
I second this but even in this thread you see faggots pretend they're above it but open their ass to first anon that replies even if they don't know a thing about him.

And the grass is mowed, well the front is anyway. The back needs to be done but that will wait. It's really fucking humid right now, feels like the air can be cut with a knife.

>>81860232
He literally made this edition lmao. Cope harder. He posted his sword few threads ago when he came back. You're just dumb but stop repeating yourself.

>>81860269
Noooo you have to celebrate pride piss orgies or you hate yourself nooooo

As bunnymutt himself once said self haters and flamers get the bullet

Holding hands and a little kiss in public is okay...

Tornado! Heavy rain messing withy plans to go for a run after work. I think I can still do it. It rained hard for few minutes but now it stopped so maybe I can. Despite having a lot of work today I still don't feel tired and managed to plany tasks out well since bossman isn't there to annoy me.

>>81860481
That guy was worst poster of all times. Even hue can't match that level of spam. Even meow at height of his mental breakdown is no match. I liked how you annoyed him with shots posting tho

>>81860964
What do you think? Gross, degenerate, pukeworthy etc
>>81861432
>got so much more better
What a clumsy way of speaking for efl
>>81861305
Why would I go on dates? If he isn't my bf I'm not going anywhere with him.

>>81861524
Gross taste anon don't let anyone encourage you. Skinny twink tummy hnnnng

>>81861895
>What a clumsy way of speaking for efl
i'm retarded what can i say

Shitting fire all day someone please kill me
I'm glad I'm not a bottom I'm disgusting down there

>>81862316
post shitussy slut

>>81861305
Your arcade date is cute, I'd add Dance Dance Revolution since that was my talent.
>What would be your ideal first date?
I'm thinking milk tea and a hike at the reservoir. Long conversation and taking some silly photos.
I've tried stationary coffee date and dinner date, would not recommend either.
>>81861486
>chicken gizzard on the first date
bold move

I want to eat nice food too. It's not fair. All we have is fish and chips and pub grub.

>>81860388
>I like men
>modern faggotry is repugnant
Pretty self hating for a modern faggot to say

You go girrrrrl!
*click-clacks outrageously long fake nails*

>>81859926
>I don't need to broadcast to the world around me
That's because you have nothing to broadcast, silly.
But imagine the impossible happens and you have a bf. Now you can't even hold his hand in public without facing repercussions. Maybe someone like you is fine with such half, hidden life, but that's beyond the point.
The point being: if it's okay to be gay in the shadows, it's not exactly okay to be gay at all.

I fucking hate facial hair. I fucking hate having to shave every 3 days otherwise I grow an itchy stubbly rug beard that constantly infuriates me with its itchiness

>>81862619
mmm.. caressing your fuzzy cheek would be like a reverse-scratching post, I'd love it.

>>81860155
autists like you are hellbent on hating promiscuity even if it means becoming the nastiest homophobe alive. It's like you're trying to overcompensate for being a faggot by being a prude and a conservative, like you're desperately trying to prove something or be accepted by other traditionalists, even though your sexuality is incompatible with it. It's a sad thing to see. You could have a dating life and even a bf if you weren't so stuck up about it.

>>81862647
It's funny because he was accusing me of being a degenerate whore when I have a boyfriend of 9 years and he's the only guy I've ever had fuck me. I'm literally the "purism" he idealizes so much. Deluded freak attacking anything it can to avoid its own self-hatred.

fuck casual sex I partake in competitive ranked sex

>>81860388
>It celebrates the idea of degeneracy
You know that your love for the same sex, that is your homosexuality, is also degenerate, right?
It doesn't matter if you make it monogamous. People who think like you won't make an exception for your faggotry just because you're self hating or not promiscuous. You are still a degenerate in the end of the day. Even if you're internally devoured by shame and guilt.
It's like you are the embodiment of cognitive dissonance.

Everything is political!
*basedfaces*

>>81860388
>actively despise it
You actively despise the "ideology" that wants to grant you freedom to be gay and married to your lover and free to live a life without hiding.
You did explain yourself successfully, and it wasn't necessary. We knew you were a self hating fag from the get go, you just made it clearer

>>81862668
Maybe he had a rough conservative upbringing in a deeply religious, sex demonizing environment like the midwest evangelical scene. It would explain everything.

Hue is making long posts now
We are doomed

>>81862729
>we
Big mistake hueturdie, you only speak for yourself.

>>81861698
But anon you are a degenerate too, it's very inconsiderate of you to hate other degenerates so freely.
>I'm against both
You are part of the problem, specially when you know these standards will never be held fairly to both groups. Straggots are free to live a public life: their wedding ceremonies are big public events completely publicized in news and media, they never have to shy away from showing their love, their sexuality is permanently on display for all to see.
You lack self respect

>>81861698
>it does confuse a child to see two men together
It confuses a gay child to see that two men can't be together without risking violence and discrimination. For example you are still caught in that confusion to this day, it's one of the reasons why you don't have a bf.

>>81862782
I'll tell you something, he is in the exact perfect thread for a self hating homosexual struggling with internalized homophobia and lack of self acceptance. He is at home here. Not leaving soon.

Normalfags can't comprehend having internally consistent morals
>nooooo even if you're le heccing monogamous same people who hate degenerate pridefags will hate you too
I'm not living my life to appease others unlike you. I do what I think is right and gross casual sex is not that.
>You know that your love for the same sex, that is your homosexuality, is also degenerate, right?
It's not because I don't operate under the same system of beliefs you assigned to me???? Beep boop

It's funny how hard you whores go for the opposite of muh heteronormativity. If straight people said eating shit is bad you would do it just to spite them. Lmao. Slay queen.

>>81862793
What color are your socks hue?

>>81862840
There's nothing consistent about your "morals", you hate all degenerates forgetting that you are also one.
Of course the truth is, you hate yourself too, most ardently, but you're not ready to reach that level of admittance yet.

>>81862866
I will not respond unless you clarify your opinions on the topic of homophobia and self acceptance, and your take on draconian laws meant to keep gays in the dark.

Bots can't read. Last response monkey, your definition of degenerate isn't the same as mine. I love myself because I'm perfect and cool and don't like people who make society worse.

sex with cute skinny white boys with soft hair

I just go by live and let live
I should not be in a position of authority to tell other people what they're supposed to do with their life.
Whether a gay guy wants to get married and have as trad of a life as a gay guy could have, or speedrun a quad digit body count, it's none of my business.
I can have an opinion on it and think the quad digit body count guy is a whore, but I believe they should be free to do that.

>>81862840
>I'm not living my life to appease others
Your traditionalist morality is just that, though. You're dying to appease a moral code that excludes you. You're desperately overcompensating for being a fag, by hating other fags as if it could grant you passage into the based club. You desperately seek validation from people who, like you, hate gays. That is why your inner core is so conflicted

>>81862840
>I do what I think is right and gross casual sex is not that.
This is so beyond the point. Russian laws do not target whores. Even a virgin like you could be targeted, all it takes is holding a man's hand in public.
Some gays, the deeply troubled ones, think that is reasonable because they think we should hide like second class citizens, like our sexuality was a shame to be concealed. And I fear you would agree with them

>>81862891
Your definition of degenerate is very conflicting, as it reflects the inner conflicts and cognitive dissonance tearing up your insides.
You hate other gay people, sure, but you hate being gay more.

>>81862911
>but I believe they should be free to do that
Which sets you apart from other gincels here, doesn't it?

>>81862619
I'm hopefully getting mine ripped out of my face next month, if my consultation goes well.

Fuckin' retard read psychology for dummies and thinks he knows anything about people on the other side of the planet.

>>81862891
>I love myself because I'm perfect and cool
You are gay, though? People who align with your morality would surely say you are making society worse. You don't exist in a vacuum. You are behaving just like immigrants for trump in the end of the day. A degenerate against degeneracy.

>>81862995
>Which sets you apart
Hopefully not, It's goofy to force people to live how you want to live

>>81863002
You don't need psychology to understand a clear case of repression and self hatred. You are very transparent. An open book.

Case in point, turdie.

>>81863028
But anon, gincels here would gladly force other gays to live like celibates if it was up to them. You're better than that, right?

>>81861762
You should celebrate your freedom to marry and be gay in public without fear of violence but you never reap the fruits of those rights

>>81859926
>There has to be a happy medium between "I can just hold my bf's hand once in a while when we go out for dinner", and "screaming to the world that I like sticky cum coating my face".
There really isn't, I'm afraid. The countries that take a stand against"degeneracy " are not the countries where you could hold your bf's hand in public. That's why you must be careful with your siding on this issue. Many self hating gays here would side with Russia on this one, of only to see whores suffer.

>I like sticky cum coating my face
no one actually does, do they. its hot in pictures and video, but not irl.

i once mixed lotion with hot water and dripped it on my face and i got a boner

I'm going to run after all. It rained again but then it stopped and rn it's sunny but not that hot. Why don't you do something useful for yourself instead of arguing with a known bot?

>>81863217
lotions a lot nicer than cum, bruh

I dont prefer e dating but where else do I find lonely vulnerable 18 year old boys

excersise and skin care products

>>81862913
Most gay dudes are annoying IRL. Im a bi dude and I would prefer not to be friends with them

>>81863540
It's such a turn-off when you try to ask them out and they're like "erm I'd have to ask my mom and I don't think she'd like me dating."

>>81863540
I'd give you advice but you cannot have good intentions judging by the way you phrased that.

I made coffee and immediately fell back asleep

>>81863619
you probably gotta drink the coffee too

>drink coffee > tummy full > tired > nap > coffee kicks in > wake up > feel energised

>>81863592
So annoying

>>81863609
I have good intentions I just like to find young(adults) because I want them to have the experience of dating an older guy, its a mutual kind of thing

>>81863724
Kill yourself, thanks.

>>81863732
Why would I do that? Are you implying im doing something wrong? its not like we force them to date us

Xoomers are trying to steal our men, I won't let that stand

>>81863586
I think you are quite annoying yourself and you haven't met "most gays dudes IRL", in fact you have met very few of them, if any at all. Your opinions are always derived from your prejudices and misconceptions, like a typical chud, not from actual experience.

>>81863783
Is that my favorite Brazilian come to pay us a visit?

>>81863540
you phrased that like a perfect predator

>>81863794
Bunnymutt save us from hue by posting more cute twinks

>>81863794
It's always sad to see how many of you are still stuck in your self hating/ internalized homophobia era. it makes me wonder if you will ever grow out of it.
I hope that doesn't apply to you in specific

Miss hue's big barely white veiny penis

>tfw no sweaty bf

>>81863863
There are many biscum here hue please understand they are doomed no matter what
It's crazy how you recognize none of us despite posting here so often
Now, which is more manly to you huey, left or right? Our consensus was left

>>81863586
the only person i want to be friends with in my neighborhood is this guy i see wearing fur coats and smoking cigarettes several times each winter walking around. i am assuming, but still.

>>81861305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8eyDCxwXIs

I didn't even get tired running for over 30 minutes. It refreshes me. It makes me happy. My hair was much sweatier, like after a shower, but maybe that's because I haven't washed it for 3 days or so (tho it wasn't sweaty before just feels like it accumulated lol)

Anyone remembers when hue encouraged a known pedophile bunnymutt to date kids irl?

anon is become more powerful

Sleeping is exercise kinda right

>>81863724
>I have good intentions (...)
Translation: Men my age pick up on how much of a fucking weirdo/creep I am so I want to prey on younger people who don't know any better.

Meow I am a stupid fat whore mooooo
Where bf to milk me yay

>>81864038
No I simply date 18 year olds becauae theyre cuter and easier to talk to. But i also do believe it turns them on to date an older guy
Its not that complex

40 year old guy hitting on an 18 year old is fine but god forbid I talk to a 17 year old at 23

>tfw no late 29s early 30s hag twink top bf

>>81864075
Good meow post but if you knew any meow lore you would know that he doesn't want anyone to touch his penis.

Late 20s early 30s rugged bearded twink top x big mid 20s bottom

>NOO YOU CANT DATE 18 YOS YOURE TOO OLD
I dont give a fuck keep crying nigga. Ill keep dating them as long as I live. If that makes me a monster Ill be that monster. And you cant do shit about it motherfucker

Two men were born on the same day. One of them, let's call him meow, was sex personified. Every men that comes in contact with him is enchanted and lust overcomes him. He has been raped multiple times because of this.
Second, let's call him lavender, is so repulsive he would scare bigfoot away if they locked eyes.
My theory is that meow sucked up all sexual energy on that day and everyone born at the same time was destined to be forever alone uggo.

>>81864115
I am meow you fool. By milking I don't mean my penis but my very sensitive nipples. Die faggot ewwww.

Unc tryna flex lmao greasy ass nigga, you collect your social security yet? Ahahahahahaa

/r9gay/ lore of the day: coloradoanon was friends with both bosnian bunny and indian xitter bot, what does this tell us about him?

Most people are soulless and I wish it wasn't the case

I miss coloradoanon
Shame his sister murdered him with an axe

>>81864075
This but unironically t. real actual real meow

Please don't get kneed to death or kept at distance by a 40 year old, yoza-kun. Show them Nippon supremacy once more.

Meow meow I hate tops where top bf to rape me yaymeow

I love male figure skating, Asian twinks are the best at that

>>81864292
This but unironically t. the real meow

Stupid gingerbread cat threw up fishe oil all over my bed :DDD

>>81864313
Truly I wonder how come so many asian BAC dom tops choose to be in figure skating

>>81864314
You're not me die whore

>>81864363
True I am the real meow and I have the loose holes to prove it I love big cock

I wanna erp who tryna rut my pink bottom hole

We need a new serial killer who targets whores.

>>81864621
Hiii that's me hello

Jack the Ripper but twink

>>81864159
Ok then what year was meow born?

>>81864644
1926 yay t. real meow where bbc bull to fuck my guts

>mfw everyone was right and I really am a self-hating gay guy
Should I just kill myself? I've tried for more than a decade and I'll never really be ok like this but I can't change it.

>Should I just kill myself?
Yea

got in argument with bf now not talking anymore oh boy fml whatever loneliness is ok ive accepted being a loser at this point anyways and im content with coffee in the morning and thats all I need from life

meow I'm not getting enough dick pics on grindr meow it's so unfair

made out with a guy this week... wont be seeing him again for a long time... how do i make boywithdrawals go away :(

>>81864644
Meow I am 25 years old hag bottom no one will ever love me yay

>>81864644
Meow was born on the exact same day as me :3

>>81864783
What year? I know the answer, and meow knows the answer. But do you know?

Meow is dead

>>81864743
Scawa would never say that.... (He totally would)

they let me make the eggplant parmesan at work from scratch
i peeled it and sliced it and breaded it and fried it and everything!

>>81864788
How does it feel knowing meow stole all of your sex appeal?

>>81864783
this but unironically
>>81864792
2000 obviously
>>81864799
Good I'll piss on his whore grave

>>81864816
He deserves it more than I do. I'm a shitty person.

>>81864792
Who even are you waaaaa

>>81864807
I wanna put my parmesan on your eggplant iykwykwimyk

>>81864824
You're ugly and shitty unlike meow. Die so he can live.

>>81864841
Salty cheesy penis
>>81864843
Nah I'm good

why are we simping for meow again he is gone and that's a great thing

>>81864821
Wrong!!!!! Idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid!!!!!!!! Ahahahaha!!!!
>>81864832
I'm nobody, also somebody, plus myself.

>>81864801
Did you like my ita bag

I'm so lonely and nobody's there for me waa

>>81864860
idk probably because he was the most obnixious tranny here

>>81864915
but xe isn't here anymore so why simp for xer anymore

Meow isn't here and half the posts itt are about him
He mind broke all of you

>>81864910
Don't you have friends?

>>81864941
They all made a polycule with each other except for one and no one has time for me anymore

>>81864941
Now you listen here pardner. Where do you think you are?

Ohh I'm so sweaty feety

>>81864957
That's the most insane thing I've ever heard.
>>81864961
I'm operating on the assumption that this is in fact meow, who had a lot of friends.

>>81864971
Yeah I lowkey wanna kill myself also I'm not this meow

>tfw no gamer-neck bf

>>81864883
You're ruotsi

>>81865028
Gamer-neck? Like in the golem posture?

>>81865075
Indeed, I am glad you caught that.

>>81865080
found a bf yet ruotsi

>>81864893
Your what??? D:

>>81864957
Do fins really lmao

>>81865083
Wouldn't be here if I did.

I'm sitting blood again after falling off the wagon
I really am gonna die at this rate

>>81865095
fins? like a fish?
>>81865106
boo

ruotsi is very ugly masculine bottom no one wants to fuck that

Since I started using wet wipes to wipe my ass instead of sponge to wash it there is no blood anymore

>>81865114
What'd I do to deserve this?
>>81865116
You have no proof of this.

>>81865122
The bleeding is in my stomach

>>81865123
iunno let's kiss about it

>>81865085
Dis :D
>>81865106
I asked for you and you ignored, ruotsi :<

>>81865142
Kissing is for boyfriends don't you know?
>>81865144
When? Thread might've died before I could reply.

>>81865144
Wow that shit is gay asf
>>81865159
okay then let's kill you about it

>>81863481
this guy mogs lavenderanon to death

>>81865171
See that's much more appropriate :D.

>>81860437
>>81865159
Grrrrr ruotsi >:c
>>81865171
Thank you

>>81865144
Oh I seen that but that's like few days ago lol. Very cute super jelly.

>>81865179
Fuck you whore
>>81865184
Fuck you faggot

Meow meow I'm a stupid faggot whore yay

>>81865184
I've been posting in the thread your fault for not noticing me.
>>81865200
What's whorish about murder? It's the second highest expression of romance.

>>81865200
You wanna fuck me, faggot?
Gross die kill yourself maggot

>>81865212
This but unironically meow where bf to kill me

>>81865220
I'm gonna kill you now ruotsi for being rood

Imagine meow giving you a footjob with his hairy sausage toes

>>81865220
Idc
>>81865223
No I only wanna fuck cute tops and you're neither

>>81865236
>>81865238
You're gonna have to fight over who gets the right to kill me I guess.

>>81865223
*bottoms cum to death*

Meow is not here stop impersonating a dead man for attention
>>81865251
I'll kill you both with my sword

>>81865237
So true
>>81865251
No I don't give a fuck

>>81865258
By your sword you mean... How indecent!
>>81865263
Then you better hurry before someone else gets me first!

>>81865258
I do as I please fuck you stupid whore

Meow meow I loo like this I'm a fat whore yay

>>81865265
Why would I care
>>81865271
Laios is so hot yay I wanna kiss him

>>81865271
Fuck that's so hot

chadbot melty

No but really I'm lonely waa wherw husbie

I friggin love choccy milk, I love milkshakes I love taking my protein milk instead of a meal when I'm no actually hungry. All flavors are so good. Right now I had choccy but yesterday it was vanilla. Tomorrow might be strawberry tho.

Hewwo how is errynyan doing ^^

Nigga drinking choccy milk and not getting acne even strawberry milk? finna murder a nigga

>>81865327
Die whore hiss

>>81865212
maybe im just too sensitive but i dont think it's funny to pretend to be a man who's just recently passed away.

>>81865283
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I am getting sleepyyy

Oh no I cut myself again woopsie poopsie I'm so clumsy >///<
I need a boyfriend to protect me aaaaaaaaa
I heard this kiwi guy is trustworthy O.o

Strawberry is so culture

Wobble it, wiggle it, wobble it, wiggle it, wobble it, wiggle it, huh
Woah
Woah
Swoop it down, wobble it, wiggle it, wobble it, wiggle it
Wobble it, wiggle it, wobble it, wiggle it, woah
Swing
Woah
Woah
Swoop it down, wobble it, wiggle it, wobble it, wiggle it
Wobble it, wiggle it, wobble it, wiggle it, woah
Swing (Ooh)

>>81865348
Oh wow real meowster
>>81865338
Who you talking Abloy

Destroying my enemies before petting my cat
>81865333
I look like a youngman despite being ancient and eating snacks all the time

I am so ready for death

>>81865365
Kill yourself annoying spic whore

ruotsi's pink hole

meow and jonah taking turns on my cock

>>81865390
Your cock is too small for me meow

r9gays manic levels are at 90%

I am sleepy, please sort yourselves out while I take a nap

That's so tru my tiny 11 inch white boy clitty is too small to please any bottom

>>81865348
fake meowster
>>81865365
swooping it Down right now thanks
>>81865368
meow with the lord faarquad hairstyle. he passed away very recently. candle for respect
>>81865383
no you're not.
>>81865390
i'm afraid i won't be taking any turns on any cocks nonny.

>>81865400
Hisss hisss simp whore hisssss

>>81865414
I didn't die fuck you baldie

Summoning original bunny anon to ask everyone what color are their socks

I am sleepy too goodnight r9gay and see you tomorrow!

>>81865433
fake meow. i have it on good sources (my ouija board, tarot cards AND crack pipe) that meow has sadly passed on. also i'm not bald.

My therapist's daughter might've died. Very sad stuff

>>81865445
gn
>>81865384
I'm white

Gray with orange tips and heels.

>>81865452
Baldy baldboy lying as always get some hair baldster

>>81865461
Uwnbw

where's dootchie my dootchie tranny ;-;

>>81865464
you're right this is a wig actually

2 of my favorite characters died in the same fucking chapter it's so over.

>>81865528
that's 3 dead people now. meow and these 2 characters it's so fucking over

>>81865509
Nice shirt jonah
What's your favorite plushie

>>81865533
>meow
Was it suicide?

>>81865554
He was raped to death by hospital orderlies

>>81865537
thank you!!! it's this huge knock off i bought. its like a meter long and really soft.
>>81865554
my sources are telling me it was a road accident.

>was young shy gay boy
>big fan of r9gay
>never actually did anything with another boy because to shy
>pooner makes a move on me when I'm early 20s
>yea ok I'm not like a bigot or anything
>he detransitioned and I end up stuck with a woman
>telling people I'm bi but secretly mad that I'm essentially lying about my sexuality
>break up with her 3 years later
>troon out myself
>mfw never got to experience the pure untainted joy of being a boy in love with another boy
I'm too far in to turn back now but I miss you guys and envy you

>>81865653
No one here knows what it feels like to be loved by a boy tho

gross ew die tranny

Ok maybe drinking that much milk wasn't smart now my tummy hurts so pukesome

>>81865666
You could tho. You just gotta put yourself out there. I want that beautiful boy love you guys can have but I'm in too deep
>>81865667
I agree

>>81865672
You're such a silly little faggot
>>81865676
If I could just put myself out there and get a bf I wouldn't be here

>>81865480
aaaaaaaa nonny!!!111 I'm so excited to see you copy my posting style. Why would a cute boy such as yourself do that? What color are your socks?

>unironic zoomercut

Drinking milk in 90f(32c) degree weather is good actually

>>81865694
Well I mean....true but like if you weren't so crippled by anxiety you could totally put yourself out there and experience boy love. At least you have the option is what I'm saying, a love between boys is pure but I ruined it for myself

>>81865509
What a gay faggot shirt. Do you also own pride merch, you flaming homosexual?

>>81865672
I assume you've played the game the character in your jpg is from and I wanna ask
What are your thoughts on the 4th chapter? I finished it and it was wild.

>>81865666
>tfw only knows how it's like to be sexually harassed by one

>>81865709
But I can't innit so what does it matter

>>81865705
Thank you for including normal human units you dirty little spic

>>81865729
Same I'm used goods I should die

>>81865653
meow is that you?

>>81865747
Nope, but if anyone here goes by nine-genesis on Playstation uhhhh hit me up. Met him on here years ago and he disappeared, wanna know how he's doing

>>81865740
vocaroo.com/15m1oKAXLC7Z

>>81865715
You assumed wrong I didn't play that trash but I was going to play something on my switch just now. Completely different genre tho, sorry to diss-a-point

>>81865653
I will love you and treat you like a cherish boyfriend if you're a top and troon back
Otherwise ahahahaha

Switch on my cock

>>81865779
I'm verse but I've gone too far to turn back without multiple surgeries sorry

>>81865773
Can you play something tabletop? Like russuian roulette but no barrel is empty?

I really hate the word pooner its so icky I'm cringing

>81865781
How about I switch kick your head off?
>>81865792
No, I like beat em ups, platformers, arcade games in general and action games mostly. All single players exclusively pretty much. Except arcades. I like playing that with friends sometimes.
Why?

Puppets on a sting, dance for me

>spelling error
Tragic

>>81865791
What will it take to make you a hung femboy again?

>>81865845
https://youtu.be/O91YcZWcUVY

>>81861461
Chadbot has gone rogue

>>81865863
I still have the dick, I just I have boobs and girl face and girl voice now. Rn seriously debating keeping the dick or not. I feel like that's the true point of no return, but I can't tell if this desire for irl yaoi is just me being horny if I truly want to be a boy again.

I think either way I'd keep taking hrt because I don't like what testosterone does

Eat a bullet or fuck off to /tttt/ thx

We already have meow we don't need any more trannies fuck off

>>81865886
>girl face and girl voice
lmao I promise you do not

>>81865900
I thought meow left

>>81865907
I pass fairly well according to everyone else. I must be at least moderately ok looking because I've had multiple people make moves on me ever since trooning. Nobody made moves on me as a boy

>ctrl+f
>"meow"
>51 matches

Doesn't matter if the real retard leaves there will be retard impersonators as long as the original retard was annoying enough.

bunnymutt wanted to fly to europe to suck on these

>>81865928
Meowbroken
>>81865948
Ew

I procrastinate so much. Ok I'm going to game now. Then drink water and brush my teeth. I should've started gaming a while ago.

>>81865877
Hate when our visur breaches the containment, he's OUR burden for a reason

>>81865927
i'd made a move on you as a boy, too bad that for some stupid reason your thought a poongina is actually a man and can be an alternate to a man and that she passed the mental illness onto you and gave you cooties when she detrooned

I'm so eepy
eepy so I'm

>>81865703
god bless the zoomers
>>81865705
warmer drinks are better
>>81865712
no! do you? fag.
>>81865886
this is fucking disgusting and a whole other level of mental illness. please rope
>girl face and girl voice
picrel is troonon

Tying jonah up and bouncing on his cock

I've topped all these lists where's my prize at

>>81866132
illegal! not allowed nonny!!

I just remembered I had a steak I was going to cook for the 4th of July but it was so hot I said I'd cook it later and then forgot about it. It has the 15th as the sale by date, still good or not? It's in an Aldi vacuum seal package.

>>81866123
Meowy Tino looks good here

seen that sfm where the girl keeps burping while the dicks lodged in her throat? where's the twink edition.

>>81866206
If it's been stored correctly it'll be fine. Sell by date is completely different to use by date and even then that's just a guideline.
>>81866207
He looks hideous

>>81866252

Yeah it's been in the fridge since I got it home the day I bought it.

Looks like it's steak for dinner tonight even though it isn't marinated.

Boys who turn their plushies around during sex

>>81865509
i use to have a crush on Rodrick too

*secretly turning his favorite one around during sex so it can watch it's bottom owner get plapped* No I'm not jealous of a plushie.

>>81866268
Hiii that's me meow

>>81866278
Perfect casting, I wanna fuck him

>>81866278
What is it about this big lip phenotype that drives americans wild? Same with Evan Peters and that blonde dude from Glee. They all look meh to me

Holding my plushie for comfort while my bf roughly ploughs my ass

>>81866346
Kill yourself whore how can you have sex with plushies around

>>81860388
>Modern faggotry as a collective is repugnant, degenerate, and revolting. It celebrates the idea of degeneracy
I feel the same way anon. People here will flame you because by being gay they try to make it seem like you should HAVE to accept every degenerate and disgusting things the "lgbtqia+" community does. It's thinking like that that makes people like us targets. You know what they DON'T tell you? When Nazi's made homosexuality illegal, they didn't do so in a vacuum. Sexual degeneracy and perversion had already spread to an alarming degree among the German population. Prostitution and transgenderism spread along side drug use and other vices. This, is no small part, due to jewish influence. Jews used homosexuals to degenerate German society, and as a result, Germans had enough. If we allow Jews to do this to us AGAIN we will surely pay the price. We may even deserve it. I for one am putting a stop to it. I hope we can save ourselves from this pit of despair before it is too late.

I'd put the plushies in a chair facing the bed and make them watch.

I'll bust a fatass nut on the plushie to mark my territory.

>>81866371
They're inanimate objects bro calm down

Paypal me 100 dollars I wanna buy a mahjong set

how do you feel about lapupu?

Getting into plushie play

Not the plushie cuck chair..

I'm still lonely it all feels so hopel3ss

>>81866346
I would do this with my shark plushy, he's always there for me

>tfw no bf to foot patrol every day

Fucking fbfs plushies in front of him

>>81866472
It's not a certain kind of shark plushie, is it?

>>81866495
it's not the ikea one, he's from a chinese vendor on amazon, he's about that size doe; I've just always loved sharks.

Killing myself for attention

>>81866536
STOP! Your fbf does not consent to your suicide!

Murder suicide is so romantic I hope that's what my bf and I end up doing to escape this realm

>>81866570
I have no fbf I'm too far gone to love or be loved

Stopping a cute boy from committing suicide mid-attempt, hugging him while he cries and talks about how scared he was, then becoming his soulmate and lover for life.

About to cook an unmarinated steak and not have any veggies even potatoes because I don't feel like it.

>>81866457
But what if you got hugged by a cute guy who loved you?

>>81866616
My stomach is bleeding, I'm literally just having bread for dinner because I'm worried about agitating my stomach acid.

>>81866617
Not gonna happen so might as well kms

Internal bleeding is deadly
r9gays population is shrinking from all these fatalities

>>81866626

I'm dependent on acid reducers or I would be much the same way, heart burn so bad I can barely stand it.

Gaming is boring. Wish I could game all day tho.

>>81866631
It is going to happen and you're being silly.

Opening my Steam library and feeling dead inside

>>81866659
Literally not true lol

>>81866635
my subtle chest pain is not going away like it used to, it won't be long for me...

>>81866636
I have some old ones from before that I'm gonna have to take for a few days while my stomach heals, not looking forward to the reduced appetite.

>>81866626
maybe try milk based sauced pasta.

Wish I could open my steam library but I have no pc or pc internet

I've been playing openfront a lot recently, it makes me feel autistic liking it

I wish I could play video games but I'm too lazy.

https://youtu.be/WUiO12gL73U
Why am I getting all this money for anyway? I could buy games on switch right now but if I do it feels like I'm wasting it. They're not even on sale, they're overpriced garbage I could pirate on my PC anyway. I could buy comics. That also feels like a waste since I don't really need any that bad and could get them cheaper later as well. I could save money to travel but idk how I'll feel in few months. Maybe I should buy happy pills...

Happy pills cost money and I have no money so I will be poor and unhappy :<

Meow I started this gangsta shit and this is the motherfucking thanks I get?

>>81866245
I burp a lot I think I'd die if a penis was fucking my mouth

>>81866428
Cuckbot if plushie

>>81866787
I buy drugs and cool foods from specialty stores

>>81866609
Stopping a cute boy from commiting suicide, kidnapping him and abusing him for your entertainment and letting him into the wild after you're done with him showing him a whole new appreciation of life. You made him stronger even if he lost an arm or a leg.

>>81866871
Hi kiwi hru

>>81866616
Did you marinate your mother before calling 911? Is that why you took so long to call them?

Fight Club scene with the store owner

I wanna whine about needing cock even though I don't actually wanna have sex yawn

>>81866854
Fuck off druggie I don't mean actual drugs

Meow meow I'm a fat stupid cock hungry tranny yay I need penis in my fat used up holes yaymeow give penis waaaa

Steak is tough but edible, wish I had something to eat with it though. But that's on me.

>>81866928
This unironically even though my virgin holes are pristine

Mom was tough but edible, wish I had some garlic sauce with the ashes but that's on me.

i need a bf with these circular ingrowns for me to pick at

Gonna see the new Superman and go toy hunting tonight hopefully.

>>81866948
I didn't need to know this existed. I hope you feel bad.

>>81866958
meh, it goes away with simple exfoliation dont worry

Extrapolating my penis on anons head as my sweaty marinated balls dangle on his tongue

>>81866963
Sorry, I'm a tranny who can't deal with simple life's stuff and has to call out anything that my retarded empty head can't accept or seen in irl.

>>81866991
You mad cause you got gross in-growing hair that my beautiful body never experiences. I understand.

>>81857550
When my tear ducts give issue
I can't use just any tissue
I need 4 ply


4 ply
4 ply
When l cry

I downloaded FFVII on emulator yesterday and played it for 5 hours. Had a lot of fun. Gaming is good if you put the effort to engage with it.

(you) I found (you). Again. Hello! (Don't leave me ever again)

How the fuck are (you) such an amazing human being?
I'm so fucking boring compared to (you), seriously I don't get it.
I don't get why (you) hang out with this weird ass sperg with a retarded oblivion npc voice when (you)'re so wonderful and can get so much more than this?

>>81867010
I never had an ingrown, I just think that it's disgusting and stupid to think that somehow you're above anyone in this bitch

duck e

>>81867088
>tfw no bf to feed the ducks at the park with, lettuce and other veggies not bread which is bad for them.

Gimme attention bloo gloo wherw husbie

You aren't him shut up

>>81867121
Based knower
Bread is not good for birbs

Went to brush my teeth and cat was there meowing at me. Clearly wants food but he ate enough so he gets mandatory pats.

>>81867088

Dinner doner

>resting his head on my hand
Awwwwww you cute little baka

>>81867142
How do you know bloaaaa

Crocodildo penisini

Cutie patootie posting :>

Mateoo

Instead of impersonating others, say something about yourself or your day!

Bottomino Bigpenisino

30 years old, never had sex.

It's really easy to tell fake posts from real ones if you have at least two braincells and read the threads. Yes he is back, deal with it

I cleaned my room and my penis and I'm very eepy and dead inside

Until he posts tony eating a cracker I won't believe it

I don't care to memorise posters, just don't be annoying turdburglars on purpose.

This summer is dragging on, let the heat end already so comfy fall can come back. I want spooky season.

I would like to see more photos of Itzy the Itzy Bitzy Oppozum.

>>81866816
awww. not even to test?

I've also wondered if you were go burp or cough while giving head, if you could accidently shoot some air down/up the urethra, inflating the bladder. imagine that, mid gobbies and suddenly the area right above the pelvis inflates and bit and the suckee suddenly screams in agony (holy fuck did it refuse to autocorrect that. it kept trying to correct it to "I'm ahoy!"). what if you've got a mouthful of spit, cum, (other persons) urine or beverage

VOMIT. OF COURSE. DUH. TWO FETISHES IN ONE. coughing stomach acid/bile straight into someone's bladder via forceful injection through the uretha via action of the mouth. holy shit yes.

and....of course there's gonna be zero fucking art with those tags. fuck.

I support concentration camps for people like you specifically

Odd screeching outside I'm sure it's just a bird or something haha...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hipZukIHlnc
Idk what I'd do if I heard this at night alone

>>81867770
No it's just me I'm practicing my odd screeching and small bird eating
Side note may I come into your house?

What's the proper way to ask a bottom to rim your asshole as a top?

>>81857074 (OP)
idk what to say, I'm a married lesbian, that's all

>>81867973
did you do ama on here on time? I remember a married lesbian doing that a little bit ago.

>>81867965
You don't ask, you grab his hair and stuff his face in your proper. He knows what to do.

>>81867994
Yes that was me lmao

Humping a big plushie hippo. Im going to die alone.

Why do lesbians beat their wives are women that insufferable?(yes)

>>81868016
Are bottoms actually into that sort of thing?

>>81868214
No. Unless they're whores.

>>81867747
kinda rude wow

>>81868214
I have no idea. I'm a top and I want to eat ass more than anything in the world, I assume that feeling is universal.

biked to the park and i have a job interview tomorrow

>>81867747
>sending all the gays to gay camp so they can find husbandos
nice

>>81868319
Rare 3ds post?

I wish I could quit my job but it offers so many benefits

I thought 3ds had a bf

>>81864730
self-hating is good you just have to stop fixating on the gay

>>81868373
He had a couple bfs

>>81864730
i just hate other gay people and love myself. that's the key.

anon is pozzed

that nigga don't even post here no more

>>81868297
I feel it's literally the opposite

this is an oral only neighborhood, analfags keep moving

>>81868606
i love men but anal is just kinda gross. i've only done it a few times with condoms but it's just the least appealing part of sex for me.

I was playing Diablo IV and my game bugged out and now I'm sad

>>81868628
>this thing is gross and disgusts me
>yes i've done it over and over dozens of times but i totally hated it every time though

Frotting hnnnng

>>81868675
i havn't dont it dozens of times. i've done at 2 or 3 times back when i first got laid.

>>81868718
Yeah sure keep telling yourself that whore

>>81865653
>I'm too far in to turn back now but I miss you guys and envy you
there's a way out brother. i was the same way, except i had a boyfriend before i trooned. im still working my through it, but essentially i stopeed identifying as a girl, even though i continue hrt. i don't wear women's clothes except maybe for jeans. i kept my hear long though. what im saying is you just have to work at it one step at a time. i think there is hope for us but you have to try.

>>81868814
Give me the gep gun

>>81867791
I'd hold my camping bf close for comfort.