>Mike Tyson with two giant 1 lb (0.45 kg) brass knuckles versus a fully-grown male silverback gorilla

Who wins?

>>81857079 (OP)
Godzilla would win.

>>81857079 (OP)
Those brass knuckles won't help. He'll get one punch in before it bites his face off.

Look at this neck. It evolved to take punches from other gorillas.

>>81857079 (OP)
It would probably end up like the guy fighting Bigfoot in Big Legend, where neither win and the gorilla runs away on fire while Tyson crawls off with broken legs.

>>81857242
Mike weighs as much as a female gorilla, has wrists and neck so skinny he'd be considered deformed, and he has the bite force of a baby.

doctor time

Fren time. But be respectful, before he has to remind you.

>>81857232

I don't think it evolved to withstand hits from what is essentially metal club distilled into the form of a fist though.

>>81857242

I will look into that reference.

>>81857481
So you think putting on brass knuckles is gonna allow you to punch boulders out the way like Styrofoam? You thin a human punch is gonna send a gorilla flying to the floor?

There's no point in arguing with this level of idiocy. No matter how trolly you are, I have to remember there is no winning this argument. 10/10.

>>81857079 (OP)
Tbh it would be interesting to see him fight the gorilla raw, I would pay money for that
Bring back the Colosseum

>>81857335
We get that, but he has a brain and extreme training in avoidance (a concept gorillas have never thought of) and pinpoint force projection

>>81857524

>So you think putting on brass knuckles is gonna allow you to punch boulders out the way like Styrofoam? You thin a human punch is gonna send a gorilla flying to the floor?
>you think
>I'm telling you what you think

Wow. That's it? You're just giving up investigating like that, throwing out a strawman I never claimed, and then acting as if you still can maintain the rational high ground to top it off?

Incredible.

The skull can be as tough as it wants but the shockwave that vibrates through the brain is going to turn it into jello with sufficient impact energy. That's what I think.

I am honestly super tired of gorilla propaganda. Try googling "gorilla size next to human" "gorilla human size comparison". You can't find any results for this. You know why? Well, I do, because I went to the zoo recently. GORILLAS ARE FUCKING SMALL

>>81857568
Yeah. I'm sure it will. You got a big jello brain.

>>81857581
In total height. Their sitting height is equal to someone 6'6 to 8'.

>>81857079 (OP)
In practice, fighting is 5-10 % about prowess, 90-95 % who was better prepared personally, and environmentally. In theory, it is 100 % about preparation. You can always posit conditions in which the favoured party wins. If it's their average day, and in a ring, I'd bet on a draw or a gorilla victory.

>>81857592

>targeting the brain to cause death or force a seizure works for every other animal on Earth except gorillas

Ok.

>>81857604
Ok? I've never seen a gorilla like that. Inb4 pictures of gorillas next to women

A big male human is as intimidating if not more than a big male gorilla, they are fucking small

Niggers are legit retarded. You can't even take a clean hit on the chin from a man without going out but you think you are going to compete against this?

https://youtu.be/4BFmfV0ZrLQ?si=AhvS1sMBl99PzjWl

>>81857630
Now put it next to a human you fucking nigger. ALL MONKEYS ARE FUCKING SMALL COMPARED TO HUMANS

>>81857622
70 lb dog sure equals 400 lb gorilla.

Will this be Mike at his prime before jom being tainted by Don King? Animals telegraph a lot since they are not technical, so Mike would slip any strikes quickly if given tapes from Cus Amato to watch gorillas fight. His hits would hurt, but it would take a lot to take the gorilla diwn.

It would be close.

>>81857634
Good think gorillas aren't monkeys.
>>81857416

>>81857581
>>81857623

You can find results. What are you talking about, schizo?

>>81857630

>Tyson with all his athletic prowess and fighting instinct is just going to stand still and get charged by Harambe

This isn't about the average human.

>>81857634
You are legit fucking retarded. A gorilla hammer fists too. They are fucking vicious. They will pound your fucking skull into paste.

>>81857650

You can hammer fist with brass knuckles too.

>>81857637

>Will this be Mike at his prime

Yes.

>>81857662
If you wear that can (you) break a coconut with a 30% power bonk?

>>81857701

Okay, now that's a good argument and evidence to boot. That's actually kinda fucking crazy that Harambe cracked a coconut like that.

>30% power

More or less power, it's hard to tell how much effort he's really putting into that.

>>81857647
You found one picture of a human male next to a male gorilla, and the human male is a lot bigger. You proved my point??

>>81857650
>the gorilla is on a high chair
>the "men" are extremely skinny tiny africans
If you put the gorilla on the floor, next to a tall and very strong man, the gorilla gets hardmogged. Wtf?

>>81857907
well yeah mate obviously you went to that school, but we're not there at the moment are we?

>>81857701
>breaking a coconut is impressive
This is a display of skill, not strength. You think he is doing it with strength because you're a retarded s0ieb0ie who has never had a physical skill. This is equivalent to hammering a nail into a board in one hit, because you are a carpenter who has done it 10000 times. If you Anon tried to hammer it, you would need 6+ tries I am sure. This monkey probably opens coconuts every day, just because you suck at it doesn't mean he is strong. All gorillas get hardmogged by above average humans, gorillas are small as fuck.

>>81857079 (OP)
If it's a simple fight on a flat ground, even if Tyson has brass knuckles, then Gorilla wins.
Sure, he can dodge human attacks but here is the thing, while humans have limited range of punches that can actually deal substantial damage, a gorilla can just randomly swing at you which would be borderline impossible to dodge and probably break your bones with that one half assed swing.
And it's not like the knuckles will stop the gorilla either because good luck knocking them out with their thick skulls and necks.

Could a human kill a gorilla if they were both dropped into wilderness and given some time to prepare? Absolutely.
Could a human kill a gorilla in a fist fight? LOL no.
We excel at making tools and preparation, of course we're gonna lose when we get put into a brute fight against an animal full of brute strength.

>>81857967
First of all, gorillas are not monkeys. Seconly, the zoo keeper said only grown makes can do this.

>>81857232
Gorillas have literally never killed a human before

>>81858781
So you think they can't? I heard a case where a male killed a female.