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Anonymous No.81858322 [Report] >>81858330 >>81858342 >>81858345 >>81858356 >>81858369 >>81858400 >>81858401 >>81858426 >>81858436 >>81858446 >>81858469 >>81858584
i'm fed up with my boyfriend being a total sex pest, turning every conversation into something about sex or how horny he is, and wanting to have sex literally all the time. i want a partner, not a fuckbuddy
trips and i break up with him
Anonymous No.81858330 [Report]
>>81858322 (OP)
i won't get trips but break up with him anyway don't be stupid
Turbie Enjoyer No.81858342 [Report]
>>81858322 (OP)
This is why you should have sex before marriage!! sorry!
Anonymous No.81858345 [Report]
>>81858322 (OP)
do your duty and drain his balls you harridan faggot
Anonymous No.81858356 [Report] >>81858381
>>81858322 (OP)
This thread has got me seriously horny. I think it's the beaver.
Anonymous No.81858369 [Report] >>81858376
>>81858322 (OP)
Damn that's crazy that you don't like the choices you made it's like why'd you make em if you don't like em
Anonymous No.81858376 [Report]
>>81858369
Go eat some crayons
Anonymous No.81858381 [Report] >>81858394
>>81858356
post video of you cumming
Anonymous No.81858394 [Report] >>81858456
>>81858381
I already came earlier today to some fat ass full of cellulite drooping out of the booty shorts of some instagram Jezebel harlot wench and I'm busy playing Metaphor RE Fantazio. I'm all cummed out brother. Blow a load in my name no homo.
Anonymous No.81858400 [Report] >>81858409
>>81858322 (OP)
Can I date u instead I love that beaver image everytime I see it
i won't be a sex pest
Anonymous No.81858401 [Report]
>>81858322 (OP)
Let's All Give OP An Internet Bukake
Mountains of jizz
Rivers of spunk
Anonymous No.81858409 [Report] >>81858415
>>81858400
I've been fucking beavers since 88. Those sluts don't give a dam about their bodies.
Anonymous No.81858415 [Report] >>81858445
>>81858409
shut up you shouldn't do that
Anonymous No.81858426 [Report] >>81858453
>>81858322 (OP)
Sorry if this comes off as harsh but are you asexual or emotionally stunted? It seems like you're lonely and just wanting a friend and a pet while only caring about your needs. People who truly love each other past a platonic situation can't get enough. That's why it's called making love. Couples who feel that way make sex jokes and fuck me eyes all the time. It's natural. They're obvious frustrated but not wanting to come off as pushy or abusive because they care about you.
You're obviously not compatible so forget the trips and break up with them
Anonymous No.81858436 [Report]
>>81858322 (OP)
I want to be a sex pest to my gf
Anonymous No.81858445 [Report]
>>81858415
Watch Me. The only one getting gagged is that fuckin beaver when I shove my cock down its tail
Anonymous No.81858446 [Report]
>>81858322 (OP)
Why are you telling that to us and jot him?
Anonymous No.81858453 [Report] >>81858482 >>81858487 >>81858519
>>81858426
turning every convo into sex, ignoring boundaries, and acting horny 24/7 isnt passion its being annoying, exhausting, and tone deaf. someone being constantly sexual even when its not wanted isnt "making love" its being self-centered. if your idea of love is nonstop thirst with no mutuality, maybe you need to grow the fuck up?
you are either on the spectrum, unexperienced with relationships, or an idiot
Anonymous No.81858456 [Report] >>81858466
>>81858394
But you find beavers hot? That's a bit concerning
Anonymous No.81858466 [Report] >>81858490
>>81858456
Who said anything about beavers don't put words in my mouth. I'm not a beaverfucker I just fuck beavers
Anonymous No.81858469 [Report]
>>81858322 (OP)
Maybe stop being so hot? Did you think of that? Maybe have something of value other than your body?
Anonymous No.81858482 [Report] >>81858509
>>81858453
what do you mean unexperienced? Men being horny is the main complaint about men by women for all of time.
Anonymous No.81858487 [Report]
>>81858453
Oh mi gosh it's reisen
Anonymous No.81858490 [Report] >>81858504
>>81858466
Also that is a hedgehog, not a beaver
Anonymous No.81858504 [Report]
>>81858490
Yeah and I bet you look like both of them. What's your number
Anonymous No.81858509 [Report]
>>81858482
yeah and its still a complaint because men like you never shut tf up about your dick. being horny isnt the issue. being incapable of respecting timing, tone, or boundaries is. if you think nonstop sex pestering is what women secretly want, youre not just unexperienced but also delusional
Anonymous No.81858512 [Report]
Anyone want in on a beaver pimping venture
Anonymous No.81858519 [Report] >>81858528 >>81858536
>>81858453
Oh trust me. I knew this was bait that was going nowhere which is also why you exaggerate and went on the attack. Thing is I've met people and hung out with couples who feel the exact same way I do so your brow bashing isn't going to work. Honestly idgaf what you think. Life is short and I'm not wasting any more of it on you and your abusive manipulative ass playing victim. Dust to dust.
Anonymous No.81858520 [Report]
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Anonymous No.81858528 [Report]
>>81858519
then leave already. no one asked you to stay. you showed up loud and wrong, got clapped, and now youre doing the dramatic exit like anyone cares. byeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Anonymous No.81858534 [Report]
Ayo I gota boxa beavers bent out for tha bonin ova 'ere, 'eart of a TRUE New Yohker aHhh wheres ma Gefilte Fish?
Anonymous No.81858536 [Report]
>>81858519
Good reply. He got read
Anonymous No.81858537 [Report] >>81858567
Dumb ah beaver fuckers can't even tell it's a porcupine, not a beaver. Yo ah dumb ah hail
Anonymous No.81858545 [Report] >>81858572
PORCUPINE SEXERS RULE
Anonymous No.81858567 [Report]
>>81858537
Shut the fuck up Quantavious there is no fried chicken grape flavored hoochie coochie in this junt bustah.
Anonymous No.81858572 [Report] >>81858579
>>81858545
Now that's just painful. Wouldn't you prefer your cock getting stimulated by a fat powerful tail? And to the retarded ass bitch that made this thread, you forgot the tail. Dumbass cunt.
Anonymous No.81858579 [Report] >>81858590
>>81858572
No I much prefer being sounded by spikes
Anonymous No.81858584 [Report] >>81858599
>>81858322 (OP)
maybe if you fucked him more hed actually be in the mood to talk. how often do you fuck anyway?
Anonymous No.81858590 [Report]
>>81858579
I'd rather be flayed alive and forced through a beaver blender. But guess what we don't always get what we want
Anonymous No.81858599 [Report] >>81858615
>>81858584
we have sex literally every single day and i'm tired of it
Anonymous No.81858615 [Report]
>>81858599
Have you thought of inviting extracurriculars to the bedroom so you can spice things up? I heard beavertails are very, very arousing. My cocj is tearing through my tighty whities at the thought. Do you want to see?