i'm fed up with my boyfriend being a total sex pest, turning every conversation into something about sex or how horny he is, and wanting to have sex literally all the time. i want a partner, not a fuckbuddy
trips and i break up with him

>>81858322 (OP)
i won't get trips but break up with him anyway don't be stupid

>>81858322 (OP)
This is why you should have sex before marriage!! sorry!

>>81858322 (OP)
do your duty and drain his balls you harridan faggot

>>81858322 (OP)
This thread has got me seriously horny. I think it's the beaver.

>>81858322 (OP)
Damn that's crazy that you don't like the choices you made it's like why'd you make em if you don't like em

>>81858369
Go eat some crayons

>>81858356
post video of you cumming

>>81858381
I already came earlier today to some fat ass full of cellulite drooping out of the booty shorts of some instagram Jezebel harlot wench and I'm busy playing Metaphor RE Fantazio. I'm all cummed out brother. Blow a load in my name no homo.

>>81858322 (OP)
Can I date u instead I love that beaver image everytime I see it
i won't be a sex pest

>>81858322 (OP)
Let's All Give OP An Internet Bukake
Mountains of jizz
Rivers of spunk

>>81858400
I've been fucking beavers since 88. Those sluts don't give a dam about their bodies.

>>81858409
shut up you shouldn't do that

>>81858322 (OP)
Sorry if this comes off as harsh but are you asexual or emotionally stunted? It seems like you're lonely and just wanting a friend and a pet while only caring about your needs. People who truly love each other past a platonic situation can't get enough. That's why it's called making love. Couples who feel that way make sex jokes and fuck me eyes all the time. It's natural. They're obvious frustrated but not wanting to come off as pushy or abusive because they care about you.
You're obviously not compatible so forget the trips and break up with them

>>81858322 (OP)
I want to be a sex pest to my gf

>>81858415
Watch Me. The only one getting gagged is that fuckin beaver when I shove my cock down its tail

>>81858322 (OP)
Why are you telling that to us and jot him?

>>81858426
turning every convo into sex, ignoring boundaries, and acting horny 24/7 isnt passion its being annoying, exhausting, and tone deaf. someone being constantly sexual even when its not wanted isnt "making love" its being self-centered. if your idea of love is nonstop thirst with no mutuality, maybe you need to grow the fuck up?
you are either on the spectrum, unexperienced with relationships, or an idiot

>>81858394
But you find beavers hot? That's a bit concerning

>>81858456
Who said anything about beavers don't put words in my mouth. I'm not a beaverfucker I just fuck beavers

>>81858322 (OP)
Maybe stop being so hot? Did you think of that? Maybe have something of value other than your body?

>>81858453
what do you mean unexperienced? Men being horny is the main complaint about men by women for all of time.

>>81858453
Oh mi gosh it's reisen

>>81858466
Also that is a hedgehog, not a beaver

>>81858490
Yeah and I bet you look like both of them. What's your number

>>81858482
yeah and its still a complaint because men like you never shut tf up about your dick. being horny isnt the issue. being incapable of respecting timing, tone, or boundaries is. if you think nonstop sex pestering is what women secretly want, youre not just unexperienced but also delusional

Anyone want in on a beaver pimping venture

>>81858453
Oh trust me. I knew this was bait that was going nowhere which is also why you exaggerate and went on the attack. Thing is I've met people and hung out with couples who feel the exact same way I do so your brow bashing isn't going to work. Honestly idgaf what you think. Life is short and I'm not wasting any more of it on you and your abusive manipulative ass playing victim. Dust to dust.

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>>81858519
then leave already. no one asked you to stay. you showed up loud and wrong, got clapped, and now youre doing the dramatic exit like anyone cares. byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ayo I gota boxa beavers bent out for tha bonin ova 'ere, 'eart of a TRUE New Yohker aHhh wheres ma Gefilte Fish?

>>81858519
Good reply. He got read

Dumb ah beaver fuckers can't even tell it's a porcupine, not a beaver. Yo ah dumb ah hail

PORCUPINE SEXERS RULE

>>81858537
Shut the fuck up Quantavious there is no fried chicken grape flavored hoochie coochie in this junt bustah.

>>81858545
Now that's just painful. Wouldn't you prefer your cock getting stimulated by a fat powerful tail? And to the retarded ass bitch that made this thread, you forgot the tail. Dumbass cunt.

>>81858572
No I much prefer being sounded by spikes

>>81858322 (OP)
maybe if you fucked him more hed actually be in the mood to talk. how often do you fuck anyway?

>>81858579
I'd rather be flayed alive and forced through a beaver blender. But guess what we don't always get what we want

>>81858584
we have sex literally every single day and i'm tired of it

>>81858599
Have you thought of inviting extracurriculars to the bedroom so you can spice things up? I heard beavertails are very, very arousing. My cocj is tearing through my tighty whities at the thought. Do you want to see?