Thread 81862003

what if i was your roommate
woudl you move out
ourp
(P.S i reek )

>>81862003 (OP)
I'd probably suffocate you with a pillow
:)
>You must wait 13 seconds to shit on the board oh yeahhh I'm shitting in your thread Sems you like that poopie doopie gobble it up stinky

accepting god means accepting sin. some kind of cunt will try to send you to hell sooner or later. send him right back

>>81862043
thanks for the bump cutie

also i could probably throw you off the bed by linking my legs around you and using my dead weight to lean off
strangling would be better desu, im not sure how id get out of that except by clawing eyes and nose with my infectious dirty long nails so you get sepsis
fuuroooorp
this is fun i like playing with nonny in my brain even if nonny hates me and doesnt want to play
ooourp
i am a good wriggler out of being restrained

>>81862088
Lol you're welcome
I don't hate you Semmy I just probably would grow to hate you if I had to live with your stinkypoo ass, in fact you're one of two people I still like on this shithole website even though you're a filthy degenerate.
:)

I'd probably molest you a lot. From those pictures you posted a while back you're my type to a T. Would give you a shower as well, I'll clean you up if you just stand under the water.

>>81862088
Hello sems can i sniff you and jerk my peanits ?

>>81862003 (OP)
I'd have to clean up after you, feed you, and wash you

>>81862003 (OP)
Would probably rape you over and over again , and pay for your driving lessons or something,
Post nudes

>>81862106
im trying 2 bee less filthy

thank yuo homo
>>81862216
>my type to a T
sedentary morbidly obese girls with giant bulbous noses and small saggy tits? odd choice anon
>would give you a shower
cute. based
>>81862264
i think youd puke sooner than cum
>>81862334
that sounds like a pet scenario
id rather you annoy me into cleaning
being subjugated to a pet position would build resentment you would find yourself tied up and beaten or worse raped
>>81862372
>rape you
you wish ill build up a grime layer so thick you wont be able to get near me without projectile vomiting

>>81862578
Dont under estimate me, im a freak, i love filthy smelly girls and i will cum on ur hair :3

>>81862003 (OP)
I always see these threads but rarely check them out.
Are you white? When I think of an obese neet girl I have the idea of a fat brown girl.

>>81862578
>sedentary obese girls with small tits and a big nose is your type?
Yes. Really. Big girls with small breasts get me feral. Just know I'm taking full advantage of showering to feel you up, though, and I'd domesticate you into at least keeping your living space tidy eventually.

One day I'm going to see your chubby cheddar soles in these threads and I won't miss it

>>81862003 (OP)
you look very cute I'd love to be your submissive boywife roommate

>>81862578
>im trying 2 bee less filthy
Good! How much weight have you lost btw? Still trying to lose it?
>thank yuo homo
Yur"oe whalecum, NIGRAR

>>81862003 (OP)
I'd probably like you as a roommate. You seem cool enough. We could play video games together and smoke weed and eat junk food and do other cool stuff.

>>81862578
>that sounds like a pet scenario
>id rather you annoy me into cleaning
>being subjugated to a pet position would build resentment you would find yourself tied up and beaten or worse raped
That's the dream sems, that's the dream.

>>81862605
o-ok panties sniffer
>>81862625
i am a muttoid so no. spic/french . worst combination ever methinks, big bulbous nose and tiny pitbull eyes. i need eugenics on myself o algo, execution. i dont want to pass on my genetics. i hvae pale skin and light hjazel greenish eyes but an ugly mutt face
>>81862701
how do you even develop that attraction

>>81862943
i havent checked in a whnile. my meds have stopped working nad my room is filthy

https://youtu.be/6zKFilC4hwY?=RD6zKFilC4hwY
ive stopped dreaming of suicide so soon but i am tired and just rot and play vidya/browse all day
>>81862971
what vidya
whats the other cool stuff
>>81863202
gay dream i think
you get whipped for this with wires


picrel is me btw

>>81863487
I've always liked bigger girls and smaller breasts. Big girls are soft, great for grabbing and small tits are more sensitive. It's a lovely combo, and a bush is the cherry on top. I'll teach you how to enjoy cooking (semi)healthy food at home so you can stop rotting and start somewhat taking care of yourself too. Your reward will be yummy meals, praise and more molestation.

>>81863672
why do you think you like it other than texture and sensitivity? are you big yourself? i think i developed it by being fat myself but also hating myself so i looked at hawt fat girls etc because they are sexy and i suck yes

You post these threads here all the time.

Why havent you masqueraded as a discord ekitten for attention already? Seems easier.

Hello Sems have you played corruption of champions?

>>81862003 (OP)
>ourp
disgusting freak. drink some fucking water, stop eating the donuts and soda cans littered everywhere, stinky take a shower, also brush your fucking teeth.
start walking 15-30 minutes a day.
and for god sake, you might not be UGLY after all that.

>>81863524
>gay dream i think
>you get whipped for this with wires
getting raped by a fat femanon isn't gay

>>81864559
sems you are a hawt fat girl with a cute face

>>81864559
Sorry for the late response, I'm at work now. Other than the texture and sensitivity bigger women just appeal to me from an aesthetic standpoint as well - I just like how they look. I'm not big myself but I kinda used to be. Now I'm on the lean side. It's also the actual physical weight for me, love how it feels when cuddling or fucking. When are you moving in?

>>81864603
i dont like to masquerade
>>81864617
i have not
>>81864637
the anime you posted looks like dogshit
>>81864682
its gay spiritually. i am inhuman. you would have a better experience fucking an actual pig
>>81864923
>when are you moving in
you would have to break into my home and drag me there or give me a room or corner to myself and leave me alone for a majority of the day
i value my isolation and alone time
people are overstimulating and overwhelming and i am paranoid of them

>>81862003 (OP)
I actually had a roommate who moved out specifically because I didn't shower or do laundry and left trash lying around the dorm back when I was in college.
It was pretty great since I got the whole place to myself for the rest of the semester.

>>81865273
I work long, late hours. Alone time won't be a problem. If you can get something like a disability check a room won't be difficult either. Fun to think about, at least.

>>81865273
Sems, if you were dragged by an anon into a 4 bedroom + garage + attic house, and made to live there, what would you do with each room?

>>81865273
Does your fart stink ? If yes, describe the smell and post panties.
PS: love you habibi

Your days of using irony and self deprecation as a shield are numbered. Every namefag has a weakness. Every single one. Don't get too comfortable. This place has seen many egirls who thought they were invulnerable to the power of unrelenting targeted samefagging.

>>81863524
>what vidya
I know you like fighting games so we could play Killer Instinct for SNES. That's my favorite fighting games. Then maybe we could take turns showing each other our favorite games. I should be getting Aggressive Inline for PS2 soon which would be really cool to play and switch off on. Maybe play through all the Halo campaigns on legendary? That'd be sick
>whats the other cool stuff
We could go to arcades and the zoo and aquariums and you could teach me how to draw and maybe we could try to start a band. And go for walks in the woods and show each other cool albums and probably other stuff idk

>>81862003 (OP)
You'd get the hose and the belt.

>>81865826
THAT EDIT MAKES ME SMILE
it isnt a shield i hate myself aawaauauuau

>>81865826
SLOG I know sems weakness

>>81866379
Nonsense. You post here because you are self absorbed. You love the attention you get even if it's negative. You may hate yourself but you hate the everything else in the universe more. You are a succubus not an umibozu.
>>81866658
>666
I'm listening.

>>81866908
where did i say whyh i posted
yes i am self absorbed, just not in a self loving way
i like to talk to myself the most which is why i spam a lot and make all of these wwyd things
sometimes i just go and lay down and run circles around my paranoid thoughts, making people in my head to talk to and argue with
my threads are roleplay sessions essentially because i am lonely but also dont like people so this detached manner of communication appeals to me
ourp

>>81862003 (OP)
There were a sems thread "how was your day anon" where I've told her about my day and asked a question. She did not respond to me, have stopped replying and thread was archived. I have tolerated her earlier because I thought she's kinda fresh air for the board, but now I hate her attentionwhoring too.

>>81866908
Sems weakness is that we need a 4th person for peak and repo, which would increase the amount of people laughing at her for being retarded by 33.33-% a repeating infinite number of humiliation

>>81862003 (OP)
I would have sex with you and I would never tell anybody about my roommate.

>>81867004
Yeah she doesn't put that much effort into replying to anons. If you're gonna namefag you should at least give the people what they want and what the people want us (you)s

>>81867004
sometimes i abandon my threads early desu, i also prefer to keep the thread to roleplaying and osmeitmes i give a lore drop ;;3
sometimes i am too paranoid to respond also and dont want to talk and then go and be paranoid over and over again instead of actually respodning and just sit there staring at the thread

>>81865294
you didnt face any consequences for this? kind of based asshole behavior. i prefer to limit all of my trash to my room desu
>>81865513
i like thinking of fantasy scenarios. : 3
>disability check
it isnt that i dont want to work, moreso that i want to be able to drive and transport myself before i do.
>>81865726
game room with my peecee with a futon on the floor and a beeg bookshelf
hoard plants and insects in the others. maybe fish, too.
garage is a boom set ujp with a crt and a minifridge.
attic is for art and just has towels and mats and a coffee t5able
: P
i am dull

>>81867069
>game room with my peecee with a futon on the floor and a beeg bookshelf
>hoard plants and insects in the others. maybe fish, too.
>garage is a boom set ujp with a crt and a minifridge.
>attic is for art and just has towels and mats and a coffee t5able
>: P
>i am dull
alright sems, welcome to your new room. how we decorating it? queen bed for scale.

>>81867143
this looks like the room you would sleep in due to the used pillow and large bed (uncommon in a guest), which i am not to sleep in
i am getting a gun and shooting you in your sleep and then taking a nap on the hardwood in the corner in your room, and then taking your house via squatter laws. your m ummy will be the decoration and i will crucify it on the wall before burning the bed outside and using the memory foam chemicals to poison your neighbors gardens

>>81867022
when I become a namefag, I'm going to be two namefags at once and everyone who replies to my threads is going to get 2 (You)s. That is my promise to (You) fellow robot.

>>81867258
If you do that I will come for you. I hunt namefags on here for sport. I am the punisher for namefags.

>>81867253
ok deal, but you gotta use the fun guns when you kill me, ok?

>>81867306
You'll have to kill me twice nigger, and I've counted your bullets.

>>81867319
sure. is it ok if i talk to your corpse

>>81867333
ye, nice trips so you can talk to my corpse as long as you want. I'd appreciate it actually

>>81867345
thats nice is it ok if i molest it too and fall in love with it

>>81867355
DUBS NOW. No wonder slog can't defeat sems.
and yeah. there's food in the fridge if you get hungry

>>81867368
you're gonna need a bigger fridge.

Also I've got a nice bone collection in the freezer for sems if she wants homemade soup or to make bone necklaces with.

>>81867333
>>81867355
How in the fuck are you doing that? Who are you? What deity are you sacrificing to? I'm done playing games. You're going to tell me right now.

>>81862003 (OP)
>girl
doubt. You should be nicer to yourself tho. You are the person you spend the most time with

>>81862003 (OP)
can u lose weight, I don't like fat people

>>81862003 (OP)
I assume you'd stay in your room pretty much 24/7 so my answer is just ignore you and try and forget that you exist until rent is due and then go back to forgetting you exist.