Thread 81864672

Following up on yesterday's husband thread. You have to marry one of these women. If you don't choose you die. If you cheat you die. You can reply in the thread or vote here: https://strawpoll.com/PKglejRopZp

>>81864672 (OP)
Im getting the virgin hag and force her to fast

im going with negress

>>81864672 (OP)
Is divorce rape an option for her? Am I allowed to beat her into submission?

>>81864672 (OP)
the black girl is fat but she has good facial structure, honestly if i could get her to lose weight she'd be ideal

>>81864672 (OP)
I'll go with 2 I suppose

>>81864672 (OP)
I'm old and I hate whores so 1, easily.

>>81864672 (OP)
>either weird virgins
>or sluts
>no mid option
Bad list

>>81864672 (OP)
Gonna have to go for mah girl 3, at least the sex would be good.

>>81864700
You can't get divorced
>>81864720
The average woman will have a bodycount around there if they're not lying about hookups.

Number 2 it is. The Bodycount-to-Looks ratio is not perfect but the best there is

>>81864725
>The average woman will have a bodycount around there
Considering that the silent majority just dates and goes from relationship to relationship that not exactly true

>>81864725
>You can't get divorced
The main downside of a high body count woman other than the HPV is that it's safe to assume she is incapable of being content with any man. If you are assuming they will love you forever and never cheat and don't have AIDS then any man would pick the youngest, best looking woman he can get.

>>81864672 (OP)
I think I will just stay single

>>81864752
Yes well make your choice based on that factor

>>81864758
I'll redeem number 3 because she is the best looking.

>>81864672 (OP)
wow you guys are so tolerant of single mothers...

>>81864790
Moids are like that. They bite the hand that feeds them and cry about it

>>81864790
Create a bait thread, get bair answers

>>81864809
What do you mean, they're voting for 6 the most.

>>81864812
Or most men don't actually care about bodycount over looks when it comes down to it. The average man would marry a 10/10 with 50 bodycount over a 4/10 who is a virgin.

>>81864672 (OP)
three if she isnt gonna cheat guaranteed

>>81864846
She can still cheat, just can't get divorced.

>>81864850
why the fuck can she cheat but i cant or get divorced shit tier thread
thats like saying u cant kill yourself but u have to enima battery acid every morning

>>81864872
Shut up tripfag retard. None of these women would marry you in the first place. Also I didn't make this thread.

>>81864672 (OP)
Will she stay loyal?And will she love me?

>>81864850
FFS this thread is meaningless because everyone is making different assumptions when answering. Of course I would not marry some fucking 100 bodycount whore when I know she will not change her behavior.

>>81864672 (OP)
>bodycount
More importantly, what's their ethnicities? A girl who's banged 10 latinos sounds more appealing than a girl who's fucked two blacks, for instance.

>>81864924
How do I change my vote to the roastie single mother?

>>81864924
She won't change her behavior anon, they won't irl either

>>81864672 (OP)
4 should have been an attractive 0 bodycount black girl then I would have picked her.

>>81864830
I dont care about bodycount but having a kid is a dealbreaker.

>>81864950
Bro almost everybody would have picked her no matter how racist they pretend to be on this shitty board

>>81864672 (OP)
2 3 5 4 1 6

I'd prefer to pick none of them and stay single forever obviously

5
She's the second hottest and has no kid, easy.

>>81864672 (OP)
If 4 is a suburban black and not a hood black I'm her. If she loses fat and learns how to dress better she could be very cute. I don't even care that she's gonna birth autistic mutts the white race can go fuck off I'm an incel

>>81865102
>I'm her
I meant "I'm picking her"*

>>81864933
>A girl who's banged 10 latinos sounds more appealing than a girl who's fucked two blacks, for instance.

>>81865134
Not him but even one black is legit worse than 5 white guys for me

>>81864672 (OP)
None of these are mommy gf material

>>81864672 (OP)
6.
all of them are way too old for me. at least there's a 50% chance something good might come out of 6.

>>81865169
3 is younger than 6 though. You just want to rape that child?

>>81865155
what if her ex is a suburban nerdy black dude and not a hood nigga

>>81865206
who said anything about rape, you sick fuck

>>81865169
>>81865255
Makes sense that the only men willing to play stepdad are pedos

>cuckold simulator
why do you faggots exist

I don't care about their body count. what are their hobbies? do they have pets?

>>81864672 (OP)
I'll take the black girl, around my age, virgin, cute, afro, what's not to like?
I guess she's a bit fat but you can work on that, can't come back from being a hoe though.

>>81864672 (OP)
Top right is the objectively correct choice

>>81865358
I agree my friend, at least some people have some taste.

>>81864924
making assumptions is meaningless because they would never apply in real life.

>>81864830
Then most men are retarded.

>>81864672 (OP)
black foid if she had mutual interests and isnt hyperactive/insufferable, asian foid if otherwise though her whoredom will drive a wedge in the relationship so on second though maybe ill just take the negress regardless of how normie or schizo she is

>>81864672 (OP)
It's pretty funny that the options are either
>0 sexual partners ever
or
>I've shoved a clown car up my vagina

>>81865913
To be fair, that's pretty much also the dating market in real life. Expect that the "0 sexual partners ever" women are usually not interested

>>81865358
sauce o lord

>>81864692
Shit that's a good call. I just went for 5 because she's the oldest that's kinda hot

>>81865347
I don't think she's cute and don't like afros.

>>81865358
need big black titties in my face naow

>>81864692
I've always wanted to be a cute fat girl's personal fitness and nutrition coach. I have no qualifications but it can't be worse than what they're already doing.

>>81864672 (OP)
why didnt you state the moid body count in the last one? why didnt you state how much the foids made? i couldnt add input because i didnt know theirs. why are there only stacies and fatties here? this isnt a fair comparison to the last thread

>>81866433
Ok I'll state the male body count in the next one I didn't think foids cared about it

>>81866832
I want you to do better because I like these threads. Keep it up anon.

>>81864672 (OP)
1 if shes a redhead
4 if i dont have to be seen in public with her

>virgin white woman
>35 years old still breedable
>the negative is she is fat
>ozempic exists
>she is dead last
>the single mother is winning
you know, we men deserve the society WE created, straight up trash taste and the inability of thinking about the future

1 looks crazy and is older than me.
3 is the answer by default then.
The rest aren't white.
I won't ever be attached to the woman but she can bear children so best of a bad situation.

>>81867284
>35
>fat
>still breedable
lol

>>81864672 (OP)
I don't want any of these women or any women in my life. I want to live in a home with a few hundred acres that I can do my hobbies on and only see women a few times a year when I go into town to sell my crops and wares and to buy anything I can't make myself. Then I would head back to my land and play with my robo-wifes synthetic hair and listen to Boston Blackie or Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar.

>>81864672 (OP)
I'll take #4 because she will be loyal especially since I'm her first

>>81867284
OP should add more pros and cons next time to make the choices more interesting. I would have picked the single mother if there was a note saying she would be loyal and appreciative forever.
>>81867366
>If you don't choose you die.
RIP anon. You sounded pretty based.

>>81865155
Sounds like you have bbc envy

>>81864672 (OP)
So only the two ugliest women you could have possibly found have 0 previous partners?
You couldn't have even given the other 4 more reasonable bodycounts?
Cool.

>>81867465
I would rather be dead than waste one more year with another woman. One of them even killed my cat after we broke up.

>>81864672 (OP)
how do you find someone that would be ok with a #4 irl?

>>81867618
Well plenty of men here seem to be ok with it, maybe make a thread asking for a boyfriend.

>>81864672 (OP)
I picked 2.
Just felt like the least worst combination of age, looks, and count
All of these are genuinely shit options though. Like, I would actually fucking kill someone if I had to actually marry any of the women pictured here. And the worst part is that these women actually represent an above-average selection of what the app dating pool looks like.

What the fuck man? My grandfather literally married a 19 year old debt free virgin with no tattoos. This is fucking bullshit and I demand a refund.

>>81867510
it is mimicking the real world

>>81867707
>And the worst part is that these women actually represent an above-average selection of what the app dating pool looks like.
It really do be like that don't it?

>>81864672 (OP)
The 3 votes for 1 at the time of this post are sems and her two orbiters, I don't want to see anymore fat appreciation threads after this, the board has spoken and there will be no more copes from you fetishists.

>>81867618
Hi I'm one of them. I don't usually go anywhere besides work.

>>81867742
I picked 1 and I hate attention whores.

>>81867716
Most women have a single digit bodycount, my friend, these numbers are only seen among a minority of women, among true whores.

>>81867757
That's not really true anymore-

>>81867841
We're already down to 15 partners on average at the 10th state, I think your doom posting won't work on me, nigger.