This board will hurt your feelings and when that happens you will try to cope with memes or shitposting or try to otherwise one up the person above you. Why not just be genuine for once? Just because you are anonymous doesn't mean you are disconnected from this reality. What you post has an effect on someone somewhere.

>>81865586 (OP)
your bait threads are so boring

>>81865586 (OP)
I genuinely believe your pussy grips, sloggy. I believe your grip is unmatched. In earnest.

>>81865586 (OP)
>you will allow this "board" (other individuals) to hurt your feelings
Nah, I will not.

>>81865590
His threads are fucking fantastic. What the fuck are you talking about? Credit where credit is due, familia.

>>81865586 (OP)
Jesus Sloog. You really let yourself go after I left. I'm sorry, I had no idea how heavily you relied on me...

>>81865590
They aren't designed to entertain they are designed to obtain the maximum number of (yous) per minute. I have a specific formula I have devised after studying the habits of rageb8 over the years and I literally just have a template or thread builder if you will that I can drag and drop different subjects into and format them in a specific way with the right picture and they are guaranteed hits every time. If better quality led to more success Mcdonalds wouldn't be a thing.

>>81865801
The great thing about me is people only know it's be when I let them know. The rest of the time they usually don't suspect I am behind a thread. I am a master of deception and very skilled at copying the posting style of many of the regulars on here. Those without trips of course. My one weakness.

>>81865738
He hasn't posted in like a month or something. There are a lot of impersonators. The only time I know for sure it's him is when he posts a new coldsteel edit that you can't reverse image search and which doesn't use ai.

>>81865912
Every time you've impersonate me it's incredibly obvious. Please, proof me wrong. I'd love to see you actually wield the Doom persona properly. You talk about disruption and baiting and all this shit but I post with intent I highjack the thread just with my presence.

You... Idk you just say gay shit and samefag respond to yourself.

>>81865960
I don't really do it all that often. 47 is the one who usually engages in those doom impersonation shenanigans. He's got a hard on for you for some reason or another and he is what the Remora is to the Shark to me. He is attracted to any slog like activity on the board and purposefully likes to muddy the waters whenever he can. Oh right but you still think he is me don't you? Just goes to show how easily you are tricked even by amateurs like him.

>>81865586 (OP)
>What you post has an effect on someone somewhere.
Most of this board is feds or bots.

>>81865738
Why do you do this? What possible reason is there to pretend to be someone else on an imageboard? At least if it was an Amazon review there is some benefit to the deception but this is just weird and pointless. You need help.

>>81865586 (OP)
This board certainly tries very hard to demoralize people. A little too hard if you ask me.

>>81865866
Really? Nothing you post really evokes anything specific or significant. It's kind of too apparent that you're trying to troll.

>>81866008
>le judge holden!!!!
kinda gay.

>>81866273
Yes I am pure unmitigated evil. All I want to do is make this board a worse place. That is my purpose.

>>81866304
It's not gay if I beat you up afterwards.

>>81866391
you're just a drop in the bucket then. your presence is pretty weak outside of namefag threads.

>>81866403
no it's still gay.

>>81866442
sometimes all it takes is a drop. Lookup Chinese water torture if you don't believe me. I am the morning and the evening star.

>>81866473
idk this whole shtick just seems kinda lame when you're not that different from the other namefags. you're just another character in their shitty e-soap

>>81866496
You must be a newfag. I am pretty notorious on here for the amount of trickery and gaslighting I have caused amongst the namefags. So prolific have my exploits been that to this day people accuse random threads of having my involvement. I am like the reptilian elite to these idiots.

>>81866473
https://voca.ro/1gk8CrRGObga

>>81866496
It's an avatarfag having to announce he's back, shit belongs on tumblr. Don't know why the mods haven't deleted yet.

>>81866528
Yeah everything you said still just makes it sound like you're a self-glorifying namefag. i completely forgot about you until i saw coldsteel on the catalog.

>>81866554
yeah that's just it. he tells me people still accuse others of being him but I can't remember seeing his name posted outside of an old sems and they were just talking about how she raped him with a drawing.

>>81866537
Ah the great voice of the Nephilim. I was wondering when you were going to show up. I appreciate your attempt to subvert the origin of that phrase. Or maybe your memory isn't all that good? Either way it's endearing that you think you are the one who gave me that idea or that you think you can convince anyone that you have any kind of influence over my behavior aside from the satisfaction I get from stealing your voice and making you sound like a raging homosexual buffoon. Now get out of here. Don't forget every time you make a vocaroo it simply gives me more ammunition to use against you.

>>81866537
honestly this faggot is a better ragebaiter just by being an unlikable, unfunny retard who can't get enough of the sound of his own voice.

>>81866618
https://voca.ro/1aDluIHgdGxX

>>81866537
>uhh that is fucking like- insane
>[forced laugh]
>I just like.. pulled that out of my pocket
>[more forced laughter]
>and it like.. resonated with you
>[some more forced laughter]

>>81866568
>>81866598
>68
>98
What does this mean? Who are you?
>they were just talking about how she raped him with a drawing.
I don't know what you are talking about. You must have me confused with someone else.

>>81866716
https://voca.ro/1l4xZPrpcRoe

>>81866796
you're gonna have to transcribe this. I'm taking a vow of deafness to your faggot voice.

>>81866646
>better ragebaiter.
Nice try Nephilim.
>>81866686
If you knew anything about comic books you would know nothing ever comes out in order and nothing is ever consistent.
>>81866716
That's really him? Was he actually foolish enough to dox himself? I always knew he was a fatty. AHAHAHAHA!

>>81866737
ok. this wasn't going anywhere anyway. Have fun RPing with your fellow namefags.

>>81866834
https://voca.ro/1eD4LEfOEvZn

>>81866008
Yes, I know he's got a lil half chub for me or something. Maybe one of the over 9000 girls I groomed actually was his prom date or something. Who knows.

I just always assume the worst when it comes to likely bad actors. I'm usually right but sometimes I'm pleasantly surprised.

I really don't know shit about your lil troll group and tbdesu I really don't care all that much.

>>81866796
>>81866834
You faggots each think that I'm the other guy. You're both that easy to work.

>>81866920
https://voca.ro/15syDCaZoDQj

>>81865738
i could post better baits in my sleep
>>81865866
no they're just bad

>>81866862
>forgot about you
If this was true you wouldn't have come here to begin with. Just face it, I am forever ingrained in your conciseness. Nonmatter what you do you can never get rid of me.
>>81866867
Oh yeah I forgot that you were too busy selling crack in your youth. If I do decide to make one featuring you how should I portray you? Is this really you? >>81866716 If it is I guess the smug basedjack is a pretty faithful representation of your likeness.
>>81866896
You will definitely be featured as my arch nemesis or something. Even tho you are hardly worthy enough even for that. Maybe I'll just make one where I fuck your mom or something. It can be titled: "Slog fucks Doom's mom" Yeah I like that.
>troll group
Unlike you I would never use discord. If a group does exist it would be more akin to an anarchist collective that contributes at their own discretion and have no real organization.

>>81866939
yeah man that's hilarious i'm sure the 13 year olds you hang out with will love that.
dude 4chan is so fuckin epic and based amirite?

>>81866920
I new you were a knewfag. I invented the inspect element trick. It's one of my greatest weapons to gaslight and confuse.
>>81867024
>i could post better baits in my sleep
And yet no one's ever heard of you. Maybe you are just me samefagging in order to bump my own thread.

>>81867045
https://voca.ro/12fQ6GAWOe6C

>>81867045
>>81867066
Lol you're already spiraling and confused. You're lamer than I thought

>>81867133
no it is (you) who are confused. Who are you even talking to?

>>81867066
>And yet no one's ever heard of you
exactly. i dont need to be recognized to post better bait, i dont even need to say i am a female :)

>>81867221
wow. chills.
I'll leave you to play with your other personalityfags. I'm sure they're still impressed by this epic troll shtick.

a message to slog and vocaroonon

>>81867296
vocatroon isn't a ragebaiter he just has an awful personality (and voice)

>>81867045
>arch nemesis
Ehh, you're just another face in my rogues gallery. I'd hardly consider us arch nemesi' sloogeroo.
>I'm going to fuck your mom
Non-consensually I hope.

>>81867257
Is there someone speaking? I could have sworn I heard something but actually I think I may just be imagining things. Weird.
>>81867267
Then leave already. You don't need to announce it every three seconds dipshit. Nobody gives a fuck about your meaningless ass.
>>81867296
Whether it's rage, hatred, boredom or pity. (yous) are (yous). If (you) are here my bait did in fact work. Thank you for bumping and contributing to my success as r9ks most infamous lolcow.
>>81867307
He is a useful idiot in this story. A sort of bumbling side character that nobody really likes and everyone uses as a punching bag and who isn't missed when he finally disappears forever.

>>81867307
for saying he's not a ragebaiter you sure are mad

>>81867296
you threatened to leak more of our conversations or whatever. Leak the fucking fanfic I wrote for slog already you fucking cow.

>>81867332
Do you not have a good relationship with your mother Doom? Or are you just like me and were spawned into this world through unnatural means? I the former is the case given how you feel the need to "groom" girls or your strange need for affection from the likes of dykebot and other such board bitches.

>>81867381
calling him a ragebaiter implies intent. is that really something you need explained to you?

>>81867378
im always happy to give (You) the (You)s (You) so desire. <3

>>81867390
Is 47 here already? I know not of this fanfiction. I hope you actually wrote it with your own neurons and didn't just assemble it using some generative slop machine.
>>81867407
I think he intends to be funny or charming. He is obviously a failure in this sense.

>>81867438
No schadenfoid is dykebot you retard. 47 and dykebot aren't the same. 47 actually managed to crack the code first.

>namefag circlejerk thread
Hidden. Try to keep it contained here please.

>>81867296
https://voca.ro/1jFPFPAOSPbm

>>81867477
https://vocaroo.com/18bqNzghNXa9
And yet you felt the need to let us know you were hiding it instead of just hiding it. You know most of the genuine bumps sloggy gets are like this. People telling him they don't care or that they are hiding his thread. You guys are the bricks, the foundation of the machine. I hope you know that.

>>81867506
Yes what would I do without them? They are like the essential metals of my entire existence.

>>81867438
it wasn't a fanfic, it was like a two sentence prompt of some retarded scenario i don't even remember and didn't save
i think vocaroonon is funny and charming :)

>>81867558
>i think vocaroonon is funny and charming :)
That tends to happen when your brain isn't fully developed.

>>81867403
we've been through this, you are Gods mistake and the result of an alcoholic mother trying crack for the first time(and loving it) well pregnant. I am a dark god. A being of pure malice. A man of great renown and potential squandered by humanities arrogance and greed. A hero who had his heroism ripping from him and all that was left was insanity nihilism and a desire to throw the world into chaos and destroy everything and upon the corpse of the world to build a monument to non-existence.
>>81867438
>ai
how fucking dare you even imply such a thing...

>>81867593
im unsure what this is meant to imply, but if you think im young, you're wrong

>>81867612
Well the other option is that you're retarded. Are you more sure about what I'm implying here?

>>81867477
>>81867611
>77
>11
watch out sloggi these guys look kinda tough.

>>81865586 (OP)
no it doesn't none of my threads get any (you)s because none of you cocksuckers care about anything that you can fail at in life but gf shit

>>81867647
oh, yeah, im retarded as hell. my brain is developed, just severely damaged. that's fine though and i own it. my retarded ass is gonna be gettin dicked down by vocaroonon silly style on the daily and that's what's important

>>81867477
I thought slog hated namefags and his threads really feel like a namefag general most of the time.

>>81867715
I will never understand namefaggots. Between you and that cat faggot whiteknighting for slog, nothing you do makes sense

I like mine better.

>>81867748
ouroboros of attention, negative or otherwise

>>81867754
If she posts more nudes then I approve of it.

>>81867715
>my retarded ass is gonna be gettin dicked down by vocaroonon silly style on the daily and that's what's important
Well, at least not ALL of your priorities are out of whack and misguided.
>>81867764
Heads too big. and I feel like the other image would have worked better since my face is kinda sideways int hat one anyway but you do you mang. Who am I to stiffle some budding creatives process?

Oh, unrelated to anything check this. It's kinda neato
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkmwhfuX1-g

>>81867748
>>81867754
It makes perfect sense. They are natural attention whores and this retard gives them the most attention out of everyone on the board. Its no wonder they gravitate towards him. He also loves it so it makes sense that he engages with them back. Its a mutually beneficial relationship.

>>81867754
im simply telling you a factual statement. i am retarded and i am going to be getting mating pressed plapped by vocaroonon and knocked up repeatedly

>>81867754
>>81867775
>>81867798
I think he is just lonely and this is his weird way of making friends since otherwise he would just be ignored like every other non female autist on here.

>>81867798
Why don't they just go to a discord or something? People only come here to tell them to fuck off then ignore them otherwise.
>>81867805
>the joke is sex
ok.

>>81867835
>joke
ok.

>>81867715
>>81867805
https://voca.ro/1fTmxzlUpeSE

>>81867868
sorry, sorry.. i just *sigh*.. sorry..

>>81867835
A lot of them are in active discord communities. I know Doom and Dykebot were in contact on there. Slog seems to be an anonymous purist so he claims not to go there but I imagine if this is true it is because he is an avoidant personality and has such profound fear of rejection he rather never engage in an environment where it is possible. I am a sociology major and this is my two cents.

>>81867889
This is definitely just some faggot trying to catfish the vocatroon, right?

>>81867754
What did I do? Is simply appreciating true art simping now?

>>81867962
you are not prepared for this level of lore

shameless and haram

>>81867296
>a message to slog and vocaroonon
Notably one notable person missing

>>81867689
It does anon. You have to believe. (you) are the most precious substance in the universe because (you) are an endless supply of suffering and engagement. (you) are my sustenance.
>>81867748
This is by design. I am just the anglerfish using that little light to bring them closer to the abyss.
They can't resist.
>>81867775
Shut up dykebot. Keep it in your pants for once in your life. Go take a Midol or something.
>>81867798
>>81867824
This again huh? The problem with this line of reasoning is the fact that your flawed human brain is incapable of interpreting my actions without humanizing me and as a result projecting your own faulty desires and weaknesses upon me. Some of us just want to start shit for no reason. We like to add gas to a fire that is already burning simply because we can or because we think it's funny.
>>81868069
>>81867469
>69
This is no coincidence.

>>81867715
>>81867805
you'll repent for this, try to absolve any guilt, but really you should wallow in it.

>>81868115
Yeah. Shes a slut. Uh huh huh huh.

>>81867781
Yeah I want more nudes now!