hi. me again. I'm drunk, tired and alone

>>81865814 (OP)
real literally me

>>81865814 (OP)
yo gang im stoned tired an alone gonna listen to mommy asmr while falling asleep
https://youtu.be/IjL5Eu1cf9o?feature=shared

>>81865814 (OP)
are you a female? if so send drunk tity pic

>>81865868
nobody gives a fuck, fagass

>>81865869
I do not send drunk tity pic
even when I'm drunk I'm smarter than your sober self, fucking retard

>>81865882
I'm guessing you're a tranny then please kys fat pig

>>81865814 (OP)
Hi drunk tired and alone. I'm doom. I'm blind stinking sober, but what're you drinking tonight? Either way take a swig or 10 for me :3

>>81865893
nigga stop projecting
you wish you had my biological body you fat retarded fuck

>>81865894
sadly I finished but it was ram. I prefer vodka but I took whatever they had at the non-stop market

>>81865874
i can see why youre alone kek
stay bitter

>>81865920
okay tranny whatever you say you lil fattie pig

>>81865945
I just mentioned it. never cried about it

I cant shave because I have no money. My beard hurts so much. Like im so close to just killing myself. What the fuck. Faggot god dude fucking KYS.

>>81865947
keep coping, worthless fucktard

>>81865962
there's nothing alcohol can't help with. this is your sign to gamble

>>81865814 (OP)
Im rly sleepy how is life for u whereever u live i presume eastern yurope is konata well liked there have you ever had or plan to have blue hair ure not alone ill think of u when i wake up tomorrow

>>81865996
I had a random blue hairstyle when I was I was 11 then the same hairstyle but in purple
still never had a full blue hair
I want black really bad tho. should I do black or blue?

>>81865991
Dude god is charging like 40 dollars to shave. And he charges hundreds of dollars per minute of sex with one of his clones. Hes so fucking gay and retarded.

>>81866027
u should go blue u can always go nihilist black after dat, i rly love #3f5fd9 & #436ae3
wat kinda hairstyle do u have i love the hime haircut

>>81865996
I have a full cosplay of konata. I where it while bottoming guys from grindr and soc

>>81866076
I had many haircuts but lately I had to cut it a bob and let it grow. now I have a plane shoulders length haircut cause I'm trying to let it grow from the last cut
still debating the next haircut as well or if I should just let it grow long

>>81866088
I'm too broke for cosplays. the only cosplay I made was 2-3 years ago when I cosplayed misa amane just because she looked like me and I didn't needed to buy anything extra or expensive
now I can't even do that anymore cause I keep cutting and dying my hair

>>81866101
Long hair makes any woman look like a beautiful princess but if u get blue hair u can take the chance to fully experiment and get creative, i have a wolf cut rn but its rly annoying to always cut and style so i dont recommend dat, just do something easy so u can drink without ur hair getting in ur face

>>81865882
Holy fucking based
Total Coomer Death

>>81866168
I had a wolf cut for 3 years once
Ik the pain that's why I stopped and changed it

>>81866189
Dat would make me hate life im already gonna change it back to long 2 block with bangs after 2 months but i have to go sleep now good luck with ur hair wonderful anon i wont forget u consider posting it when ure done and maybe start cosplaying again cause u meet many fun people that way mwah gud night

>>81866239
love you girl. wish you the best

>>81866291
Im a guy HDHCBBDBD but yes

>>81866324
YO sorry I never met creative men before. I thought all men are boring
really cool of you tho

>>81865814 (OP)
what did you drink? i want to drink but i havent had the chance

>>81866535
ram with taste of coffee and mixed with soda
worst shitass combination I've ever done. never mix something that tasted like coffee with soda
the ram itself was good tho

>>81866619
it sounds like you'll get a strong hangover, you should eat something and drink some water
never had this coffee flavored ram, didn't have much luck googling it either :(

>>81866668
I didn't knew it existed either
dw I didn't got to finish the bottle bc I broke it by mistake like a retard while I was going at it

>>81866709
damn, how much of the bottle was left
how much did it cost

>>81866808
>how much of the bottle was left
sadly, half
>how much did it cost
I think around 10eur

>>81866831
10 euros is not that much, but it was half the bottle
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>81866845
dw in two days I'll go grab some more so I can stop thinking about that half
me trying to cope

>>81866859
i think you should not drink too much anon are you ok

>>81866878
I have years of experience
I can handle it

>>81866985
well, i suppose those years of experience were not enough to hold a grip on a bottle >:(

>>81866997
it wasn't the grip
I turned to grab something and I touched it by mistake and fell
I'll blame invisible government agents for this instead

>>81867030
op you're very very clumsy!

>>81865894
Reminder that this is a fat 50 year old man

>>81867050
yeah well, I got the skill to drink like a pig but not the avg human experience to fucking look how I'm moving around

>>81865814 (OP)
Same except I'm just tired and alone. Finally accepted I'm never going to be loved or wanted
What about you op, what's your deal

>>81867062
I don't take think I'm mad that a 50yo man told me to drink in his name
I'd drink in the name of the whole 4chan
anything as long as I'm drinking

>>81867073
didn't touched alcohol for a month so I thought I've been sober enough

>>81867065
i see. what are you up to? do you go to college or something? cant you make friends there

>>81867108
actually, I'm not in education yet and have no job
making friends aren't really my thing

>>81867094
But why are you tried?

>>81867157
bad sleeping life long habit
like I really meant it when I said tired