Thread 81867620

>set a sexually explicit wallpaper of myself because it turns me on knowing that I'm walking around with a dehumanizingly pornographic image of myself right on my phones lock screen in my pocket
>forget to change it back to something reasonable the next morning, start to kinda tune it out

>nearing the end of the day
>battery gets low because I forgot to charge it
>put it on the wireless charger at my desk
>boss comes over to say something to me
>phone dings while she's standing over me talking
>she stops mid sentence and just stares at my phone, eyes wide
>wonder why she looks so disturbed
>...?
>mfw
>look at my phone
>look back at her
>she finishes her sentence and speedwalks away
>on my way home now
>can't stop thinking about it
what is tomorrow going to look like? should I just kill myself now?

>>81867620 (OP)
>>set a sexually explicit wallpaper of myself
you need therapy
>>what is tomorrow going to look like?
schedule therapy and if she asks, tell her you have scheduled therapy to correct your behavior and that it will not happen again

>>81867644
is this the kind of thing you can lose your job over? it feels like a fireable offense...

>>81867620 (OP)
its her own stupid fault for looking at your notification. sue her for gross breach of privacy

Wooooooow. I wish I loved myself as much as you do, Anon.
Say Hi to reddit for me by the way. Fag.

>>81867665
>is this the kind of thing
only an employment lawyer in your state can answer, not random people on r9k

>>81867620 (OP)
reminds me of when i had an mlp wallpaper lmao