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Anonymous No.81868161 >>81868209 >>81868232 >>81868281 >>81868348 >>81868433 >>81868738 >>81868821 >>81868964 >>81868972 >>81869006 >>81869017 >>81869404 >>81869476 >>81869495 >>81869541 >>81869833 >>81869961 >>81869983 >>81870045 >>81870160 >>81870732 >>81870899 >>81870942 >>81871048 >>81871409 >>81871633 >>81871922
Post literally you. Right now. Not optional.
Anonymous No.81868165
figuratively me actually so
Anonymous No.81868198
Here reporting myself sir.
Anonymous No.81868209
>>81868161 (OP)
i cant. you already did.
Anonymous No.81868230
kinda i guess idk yknow
Anonymous No.81868232 >>81868258
>>81868161 (OP)
This is me. I hope that I am not much trouble.
Anonymous No.81868233
I have now posted literally me.
Doom No.81868234
Literally me most of the time.
Anonymous No.81868245
This is the thread, right?
Anonymous No.81868258
>>81868232
YOU HAVE CAUSED CONFUSION AND DELAY
Anonymous No.81868259
Literally me right now in this exact moment
Anonymous No.81868263
yeee yeeeeee yeeeeeeee
Anonymous No.81868281
>>81868161 (OP)
a character I find very relatable, but not someone i'm nearly as good as.
worthless regression, peak fiction, give it a read bros
Anonymous No.81868311
I need to get these minorities out of my country
Anonymous No.81868337 >>81868420
Bunch of cuck sissies in here
Anonymous No.81868348
>>81868161 (OP)
Sample text and some more sample text
Anonymous No.81868420
>>81868337
who's your character?
Anonymous No.81868425
tuh
Anonymous No.81868433 >>81868731
>>81868161 (OP)
These types of threads are really annoying when you have to come up with a unique text to go along with it just to appease the algorithm.
Anonymous No.81868435
shes IiteraIIy me frfr
Anonymous No.81868731
>>81868433
the.... algorithm? you mean the users' interest?
sems !kltjFCOGEI No.81868738
>>81868161 (OP)
okaty well me this this
Anonymous No.81868821
>>81868161 (OP)
Not optional? Ok
Anonymous No.81868964
>>81868161 (OP)
Look at this neat trick!
Anonymous No.81868972
>>81868161 (OP)
he's my hero and prevented me from trooning out
Anonymous No.81869006
>>81868161 (OP)
Me right now at this very second.
Anonymous No.81869017
>>81868161 (OP)
literally me
oregano is very good
Anonymous No.81869256
Me sans mustache
Anonymous No.81869337 >>81869491
Mentally not physically
Anonymous No.81869387
>doesn't know what he was made for
>Just does his thing and lets the chips fall where they may
>Living just for the fuck of it and the passions he carries

God I should learn how to Skate or Rollerblade.
Anonymous No.81869404
>>81868161 (OP)
Literally me when encountering a minor issue.
Anonymous No.81869476
>>81868161 (OP)
It's me. All the time
Anonymous No.81869491
>>81869337
Your body betrays your degeneracy, yet you pretend otherwise.
Anonymous No.81869495
>>81868161 (OP)
I can see right into our souls

@_@
Anonymous No.81869541
>>81868161 (OP)
This except I'm not good looking and there's no girl waiting for me.
Anonymous No.81869676
But I don't have a girlfriend sadly.
Anonymous No.81869737
I haven't smiled in a year and a half
Anonymous No.81869763 >>81869767
literally me. Only one 700ml of beer instead of my usual 2. Last night had a beer and a bottle of wine because I made the mistake of buying one to have with my pasta.
Recently discovered that Gatorade (on top of plenty of water) is fantastic for preventing hangovers
Anonymous No.81869767
>>81869763
no face no case
Anonymous No.81869785
I am Gods lonely man
Anonymous No.81869833
>>81868161 (OP)
Deadass, I should be studying.
Anonymous No.81869917
sup niggies
Anonymous No.81869961
>>81868161 (OP)
>comment to low bladblada
Anonymous No.81869983
>>81868161 (OP)
i hate niggers
>unoregano
Anonymous No.81869999
I now understand what they mean when they say they want representation in media because this is LITERALLY me
Anonymous No.81870021
Sometimes you're just a duck in an overcoat, but damn do I look handsome in this coat or what.
Anonymous No.81870045
>>81868161 (OP)
I never asked for these feels
Anonymous No.81870059
Mind tricks don't work on me
Anonymous No.81870160
>>81868161 (OP)
literally me. I know. I'm hideous.
Anonymous No.81870220 >>81870226
but without otome/eroge games.
Anonymous No.81870226 >>81870564
>>81870220
You're literally a man though.
Anonymous No.81870264
I wanna be comfy without performing for anyone.
I'm forced to perform their song and dance all day, so I enjoy the comfy moments like tonight, knowing that it will end by tomorrow morning.
Anonymous No.81870329 >>81871002
it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down tumbling down ~
It all returns to nothing, I just keep,
Letting me down, letting me down, letting me down~
Anonymous No.81870564
>>81870226
I wish. my life would be easier.
Konrad No.81870720
Me listening to pink floyd over and over
Anonymous No.81870732
>>81868161 (OP)
Pretty sure Im his re-incarnation
Anonymous No.81870737
bonjour, je suis monsieur kitty cat
Anonymous No.81870835
I'm a banana.
I'm a Banana!
Anonymous No.81870899
>>81868161 (OP)
100% unironically

>Mid 30s
>Alcoholic nihilist
>No gf, just go to work and go home
>Drink everyday
>10 years ago had a solid career that I was good at
>Had a gf once, came close to marriage
>Now work a lame ass job driving a forklift
>Have a storage shed full of things I keep hidden from the world

Only difference was Rust was a cop, I was in the military.
Anonymous No.81870942
>>81868161 (OP)
I don't really think I've ever found a character that has been like me. Maybe Toga, I'll put simon
Anonymous No.81871002
>>81870329
>Shinji
>no bitches
Anonymous No.81871048
>>81868161 (OP)
alright here you go brother
Anonymous No.81871409
>>81868161 (OP)
>Post literally you. Right now. Not optional.
I am replying FFS filter
Anonymous No.81871570
You pick up the bottle when you realize it ain't getting better.
Anonymous No.81871585
Feeling cute in this one might delete later
Anonymous No.81871633
>>81868161 (OP)
Damn, you people seem interesting.
Anonymous No.81871643
managed to get a gf, which is noice, but she's twice the size of me
Anonymous No.81871922
>>81868161 (OP)
I'm very mysterious.