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>>81868814 (OP)
Ew faggot, kill yourself and take faggot to a different board you tranny.

Learn English, shitskin

>>81868814 (OP)
this brown skin guy at my university tries to hit on me how do i turn him down (easy) without making myself a target of rape

>>81868842
Kill him or pepper spray

>>81868854
seems over the top. this is a jewish mans world the white homosexual could never get away with that.

I've been working out and making new friends. I am definitely better off this year than last year.
Hoping I can keep building towards getting a BF...

>>81868900
>>81869099
btb dubs? what does is mean?

>>81867791
wow what a disgusting noise, how does that come from such a small creature

i sure wish i was a femboy and could worship and suck dick, instead i am ugly and old and retarded. oh well.

Have any of you ever gotten a BF just from interacting IRL and if so how did it happen?

I met mine on steam
He lives an hour away

i met one guy irl, stood me up every time i tried to set up a date until i finally met him again, and he was so lame i never spoke to him again

had a dream the archive snoopers and loremasters uncovered all my board identities and exposed me to everyone. literally woke up sweating

I need to go to bed because I have another day of grass mowing but I'm really hungry, just a single steak doesn't stay with you that long.

maybe try a bigger steak

>>81869505

Well I cut it into 3 pieces and ate 1 so I could have the rest tomorrow for lunch and also because otherwise it won't fit into my skillet.

Eat the grass
A meal and it's cut

>>81868842
Can you give more details so I know youre not talking about me

>>81869528
maybe try a bigger skillet

>>81869531

I'm a pig, not a cow, pigs don't graze.

storyanon should just sell his house and be done with it. the maintenance that comes with homeownership is obviously too much

>>81868814 (OP)
all you faggots need to die.

I'll buy the house for $1 final offer

I will live forever

I'll take it off your hands for 50k

all you faggots need to live.

how do you live without die

Living for penis

30 yrs old and still a virgin checking in
I am 6'2 and do not deserve this

>>81868837
cute btw

>>81869626
Do you think any of us actually like being attracted to men?

Bizarro world... /r9straight/
An enclave amongst the wider gayness of /r9k/

>>81869745
This board would be better if all the faggots were to stop larping as straight, been said a thousand times and I say it again

buit my thoughts don't make sense right now so It doesn't matter

>>81869714
33 and a virgin i beat you. though i am only 5'10" and a manlet.

>>81869799
its not fair, I need sex. I'm too much of a pussy and maybe just not degen enough to hookup with people online. are you a bottom? ppl shouldnt care if bottoms are manlets. 5'10 doesnt seem manlet tier to me but then again people are nuts these days so I have no idea.

>>81869695
Fucking hell

Love uncut twink cock

Bottoms are 6'0'' minimum buddy
Tops are 5'8'' max

>>81869177
Through what game ?
My friend met his gf through hunt showdown voice chat

>>81868837
first male feet i am atracted to

whats so bad about being a virgin

>>81869847
i am a bottom but i'm ugly lol. i've been fapping to dicks and the idea of blowing guys and getting fucked by them since puberty but always been too self hating and a shut in loser to do anything. also live in a smallish town so not much of a gay community. i think i'm bi but doesn't really matter i'll probably die a virgin.

>>81870013
other older virgin gay/bi guys are probably rare and i wouldn't feel good about doing stuff with someone with a big bodycount. most gays are sluts.

>>81870041
oh. yea, that does kind of suck. being unvirgin wouldnt change much about that though

>>81870072
i guess. it would be confirmation whether or not i'm bi or just into dicks in porn and fantasies. i think fapping to idealized perfect top 1% huge dicks online and doing gay stuff irl are both different things. like i'm not exactly huge just above average and it would be a turnoff if the other guy was smaller and i wouldn't want him to blow me.

Gays seeking romance are the most oppressed people on Earth

>>81870099
in some ways i can relate. your situation is different of course, but i feel like fantasizing for too long has really messed with my motivation and expectations. why do you care about bodycount in that scenario though? there is a decent chance you wouldnt want to continue seeing that person

Superman was pretty good. Best Superhero movie ever if I had to say.

Applied decals to my Decepticons also :D

a bf who calls me his good puppy boy would fix me

im unfixable and unromanceable. sucks to be a freak, but at least its quiet

>>81868814 (OP)
another sleepless night of playing vidya till i get tired cus i drank a shit ton of caffeine like a tard

>>81870423
same but because i woke up at 8pm

>>81869695
mine doesn't look this this and that's why i will never find a boyfriend

>>81868654
Fuck you. I was so excited to continue playing this with a friend on my days off because my PC wasn't good enough at the place I was staying but since dad stopped paying for internet I can't. It's been like a year since we played it ;-;
Fuck you for reminding me. Asshole.

>>81868782
Fuck outta here. Why are there so many trannies in this thread. Can't they read?

>>81870822
wtf is wrong with your dad

>>81869137
i sure wish i could worship and suck femboy dick, instead i am bfless. oh well
>>81869276
Fake story. Don't you know only anonymous strangers online pull that shit *monkey noises*
>>81869483
I think you're just trying to bait us into a wild goose chase
>>81869559
Lmao
>>81869629
We should have storage wars type auction wars for his belongings including his cats and stuff. Or maybe just the house and winner gets everything inside including story as his boywife.

>>81869879
It's the perfect top cock

>>81870869
No one is staying there for more than few days a month so he thinks there is no need to pay monthly because of that

>>81869910
Reminder if you're into large asses you're spiritually black which makes you gross

>>81870013
Literally nothing. What's bad is not having a bf who is your life partner but other than that I don't see why having sex is a big deal. Whores think differently tho.
>>81870126
Fax

Big dick obsession of mentally ill freaks makes it hard to find good average and small dick solo porn. As if it's not already hard to find good gay porn.

>/r9gay/
Can I post here if I'm trans?

>>81871175
Obviously not. You're not a gay man so you can't post in a thread for gay men.

>>81871175
I guess gay stands for "homosexual cis men", not that much for "lesbian afab women", definitely not "unstable cheating hetero perverts" or "axe wound troony freaks in diapers"

>>81871194
>>81871202
I'm attracted to men and I have a penis.

>>81871301
If you really loved men you' have never inflicted so much damage on yourself

>>81870901
did you fall for it?

Meow is a fat ugly tranny whore

>>81871301
But you don't identify as a man. Do you have boobs? Are you trying to look like a woman? Then you're not a gay man. Simple as.

>>81870938
that does make some sense. why dont you take your pc with you since you must live somewhere else primarily

I'd date a trans woman.

>>81871348
I wish I could but I don't have a set up or unlimited internet here, so I'd waste it on downloading games quickly even if I could get my PC here and find space for it somehow.

Join my stupid server. I hardly ban people so you can be narcissistic and insult others so that they spend all day thinking about you.

I'm fucking bored of life.
eBJQakCw

Donate to my GoFundMe. I need that money more than you do and I will put it to better use. You know it, I know it, your family knows it- it should be a mere formality at this point. Support your local shitposters! :heart:

>>81871786
here you go bwodda. i heard this will be worth millions in a few years so try not to spend it

>gay men literally never interested in me
>only bi or straight men
Why? Is there a such thing as too feminine? I thought tops liked androgyny.

>>81871860
Why don't you want to date a straight or bi guy?

>>81869799
Hey fellow 33, I'm 6.1 I love small guys <3

>tfw 5'5" but not feminine enough to attract prisongays and not masculine enough for trugays
Killing myself

>>81871879
I never said that, it just confuses me that gay men conspicuously don't like me. Same with women.

>>81871948
How feminine are you anyways?

where did all these 30s come from

>>81871988
I routinely get mistaken for a woman

>>81871992
Sir this is a robot thread?

>>81871998
Are you trans or just naturally androgynous?

>>81871992
These threads have been a thing for a long time. I wonder how many people have stuck around for years.

I need attention because I'm lonely get to it fucking slaves

Nta from the other thread, but how common is it for gays to absolutely hate being gay? A lot of what he said rings true for me. I hate myself enough as it is

>>81872018
The former depending on your definition, the latter prior to drugs (gay men still didn't like me).

>>81872096
I probably am that anon from the other thread. It seems pretty rare in the current year, fortunately, but I hate it a whole fucking lot and it will probably kill me

I'm still too tall to get a bf and too poor to have my own army

>>81872119
I don't think being too tall or too poor should be your main concerns

>>81871948
Post femussy

>>81872130
What should be my main cancerN tho?

>>81871998
Sir this is a cis gay man thread?
>>81872020
Very few

ive been posting on /r9gay/ since 2013

>>81872109
Oh I was going to hit on you and try flirting but you're a disgusting tranny sorry for wasting your time

>>81872096
He is not anon, he is hue: a bot programed to bait and preach preprogrammed talking points. Rarely they ring true but in your case just kill yourself self hater

>>81872158
since you're so experienced in the ways of /r9gay/ please share some wisdom with the newgen /r9gay/ers

nooooooo coloradoanon don't lewd indian poopster aaaaaaaaa

I've been here for 7 years. I don't like the current culture of these threads.

>>81872183
always cover your tracks

Newgen is just bots/spammers, fakecels, trannies and pirsongays and literal children. You all suck and have no real issues but moe importantly make shitty boring posts and ruined the thread

>>81872205
there was no lewding i was teasing him for being a gorefreak

>>81872215
Katso peiliin vitun kuvottava hinttipelle

>>81872207
LARPers and dementia riddled tourists who don't pay attention will say it didn't even change even tho we can all read the archives or you know just rember

>>81872219
I have no idea what you said it's over I can't even understand languages I'm never getting a boyfriend *cries blood*

>>81872218
Did you lewd bosnian pedophile or were you never anything more than friends?

>>81872096
It's way more common in places like this, where it's actually the norm and being well resolved is the outlier

Hating yourself is some emo shit for edgy 14 year olds lol

>>81872303
youll find in the scrolls that i was his temporary friend because nobody else would talk to him

>>81872312
No it's not. Not liking casual sex and whores doesn't mean you don't like yourself or gas who don't engage in it. Not does it mean you're some conservative bootlicker because you think you should only have sex with someone you love.
I swear hue and his I'll would rather eat sit and bathe in mud water just to spite heteronormative society instead of taking what's good from it and changing what's bad.
>>81872338
So if no one wanted to talk to hue would you do it despite him being a piece of shit chatbot baiting the thread,? Or do you think that maybe shitty people will leave if everyone ignores them and you made it worse by keeping them sround

>>81872096
I'd say most gay guys at the very least went through a stage where they hated this about themselves, myself included
Nowadays I'm glad I'm gay, and wouldn't trade it for being straight.

I can't even watch yoza at work because too crowded ;-;
I missed it live :c

>>81872457
if hue or anyone else made a post saying they wanted someone to talk to and i felt like i had something to say, then i would. no doubt. if he changed back to bot mode then id stop replying or reply with something i want to add despite the deaf ears. there is a big difference between shitty or annoying posters and the bots though

accidentally napped so hard i woke up with a headache AND teethache

>>81872921
>yoza
whatza?

>>81871175
no, fuck off troon.
>>81871331
meow is DEAD.
>>81872183
>newgen
god i hate that fucking word so much it's gen alpha slop

>>81872988
>he doesn't know about the youngest kyokushin karate champion in history, kickboxing world champion who has a kick named after him
NGMI

>>81873031
i dont know what any of those things are

>>81872945
You're the type of faggot to make the thread worse for everyone and think you're doing a noble thing. Some manipulative psychopaths are best ignored you dumb retard.

>>81873015
>tfw bf haver is imposing the rules in the gay incel general

>>81873088
not my fault that troons ruin everything

why does every r9gay discord suck nowadays? is anyone still in the one run by fishbone or apostle or whomever? it was such a comfy place but it's trash now :(

>>81872784
How'd you escape that stage? If you don't mind me asking.

Being gay is so weird. Imagine not liking vaginas. Wtf

i'm a self hating gay because i'm not cute enough to be a bottom or tall and masculine/hung enough to be a top. also because porn and a fixation on dicks made me gay not regular stuff like crushes on the same sex growing up like trugays. i'm just cocksexual thanks to a porn addiction. i wish i was trugay. i also have an attraction to big dicks while also being jealous of them because i juuust barely didn't make the cut for what is considered big. i still think i'm bi though because i find gay porn disgusting, i just like solo men and straight porn with big dicks i can focus on.

>>81873323
the drama and the offshoots made it more quiet desu. it just split everyone up. hopefully one day there's just one main one again

>>81873354
i thought it was a pretty common belief that most straight men don't like vaginas visually they're weird looking. the best vaginas look like a boring slit, the best dicks are a lot more aesthetic/interesting and sexually attractive.

I can't post cute pics anymore thanks 4chan. I did manage to watch yoza and it was epic and now it's easy work hours except I have 100s of plates and glasses to wash so fuck me I guess.

>>81873366
Why do you still coming here bitching about you sad shitty excuse of existance when you perfectly know you're not gay and also not bring anything related to talk about?
>i'm bi though
>i find gay porn disgusting
So does every other prison gay bitch, you're not special

>>81873435
it's really funny and poetic how the lgbt community is more hateful and exclusive than the vast majority of straight people in the west who genuinely don't care if someone is gay. if anything you're just making more bi people hate you and become homophobic.

>>81873485
Yeah yeah something along the lines, wonder why would a real gay person would want to sit through some straggots boring repetitive siren song once again
>you're just making more bi people hate you and become homophobic
So nothing changes? A dick fetishist straggot that is homophobic is now using his it as an argument?
At least I'm expediting your eventual return to your roots, which is being a straight man you always were

>>81873522
the lgbt community is already small enough as it is. you'd think you'd want more supporters and potential people to date rather than being more hateful than the vast majority of people who allow you to be openly gay without getting stoned to death.

>>81873541
Date who? A hetshit is not a partner in all senses
I swear it's so ironic and funny that prison gays are preaching about acceptance and dating partners while themselves are heteros and would never provide humility, respect, consideration for anyone homosexual, sybamu and don't speak on it here, you look like a fool

>>81873614
i've never been homophobic to someone's face in my entire life, i was raised to not judge people by their sexuality. i've received a lot of hate from gay people like you online though funnily enough.

Look Its another
>MUH PRISONGAYS INVADING MY THREAD REEEE
Thread. Mind broken.

>>81873633
That's amazing, will you apply it and leave since you bring literally nothing else here besides your rotational not chad/my penis too small/i'm a prison gay/prison gays are the most oppressed majority table here? Talk about weather at least retard

>>81873703
i mean judging by the overwhelmingly negative reaction most gay men and straight women have when they find out a man is bi i would say being a bi man is objectively worse than being gay, because you're not authentic or straight/gay enough for either camp so they both end up hating you.

I had a nice meal and now back to Washington Disher. I'm half way done I think.

Just woke up award
I wanna cut my eyes out

>>81873485
Unrelated to what other anon said you don't belong in this thread because you're not gay. You saying that is exclusive I'd just like saying exclusively straight incel thread is hateful for not allowing sex haver and fags. Communities formed around certain identities make it clear in the fucking title and if you're not A GAY ROBOT kindly fuck off. Idc about your sexuality or anything else. I don't even hate bifags but I do care about the rules both implicit and explicit. You're invading a place not made for you and expect to be coddled. Fuck off.

>>81873727
Whores support you and wore culture is celebrated. Inclusivity is celebrated in normalfag circles. Being into, say only white meneould get you canceled for being a racist while no one can tell you shit because you'd fuck anything that walks.

>>81873727
And that's a good thing, they can probably sense how annoying, unstable, hypocritical and messed up it is being around a prison gay, especially a male (i assume you are one still)
But I agree with you, it must be so hard being a straight man living in a hetero world with a wife and kids, hoping that one day a bishit's abusive nagging will pay off and the wife will allow you to suck a dick behind a garbage bin somewhere, must be diabolical

r9g is so based today haha

>>81873858
a man who produced and provided for his family for years is entitled to a little gay sex every now and then, no?

>>81869553
no because if you realize it's you then you know who i am. slim chance but im not taking that risk.

How do we improve it even more

>mention you're bi and it's not enjoyable
>gays have complete schizo mental breakdown
the pure unbridled seething is palpable.

>>81870013
Social norms say it's a obvious sign you failed somewhere along the line and don't meet up to the average standard, but who cares.

Why is there no /r9bi/ I wonder
Could it be that bis are rootless parasites like Jews that feed off others to live?
Perhaps

>>81873884
No, only if he's gay and has a gay husband, otherwise it's disgusting. You are disgusting and a walking red flag

>>81873940
there's a bi thread on the tranny board, but trannies also hate bi men afaik.

>>81871175
You can do anything you want to but everyone is probably gonna hate you. R9k is like the second /pol/ after all.

>>81873887
Are you in the south

>>81873949
I have a fetish for cheating on women with dudes I dont know where this fetish comes from but the idea is super hot to me

>>81873940
mostly it's because a bi would never make anything for itself or others like it, they prefer to be straight unless there's something for them to gain and be back straight after, they don't like each other lol

>>81872096
Google internalised homophobia and read about it then we can have a discussion.

my foot fetish is acting up again

>>81873435
Can I stay if I only like solo porn?

Wait, but Im prison gay and love watching bussies get filled. Is that not normal?

>>81873940
There was *one* attempt but it fizzled out like immediately and also was a joke thread. And women get enough attention of this website already so if you're bi you can just whine about it on the board, but if someone is gay and whines about it they get called a faggot retard pedophile groomer etc. There have been plenty of attempts at an r9straight but really that's just the entire board so lol.

>>81873991
anon to these people if you don't enjoy the most disgusting and depraved gay porn you're not gay. it's never enough either, there's simply no winning with them. if me fapping to dicks for basically 20 years doesn't make me bi then nothing will.

>>81874014
It was a joke post but thanks for your effort.

I can't remember what's already been posted, I need to find a fresh deposit of boyfeet

>>81874022
yeah i know every zoomer has to be detached and insincere and behind twenty layers of irony. don't even know why i bother coming here (4chan) anymore when everything is a shitpost or ragebait and everyone is deathly afraid of authenticity.

>>81873978
Relating to this

>>81873991
Are you gay as in a homosexual cis homo man?

Authenticity doesn't get you (You)s and engagement like ragebait and trolling does and it never has

>>81874069
you can only put up with endless garbage for so long. the death of 4chan will be long and drawn-out until it gets down to alt chan levels of posting just because 4chan in it's modern form is boring and repetitive at best and just actively dogshit and unusable at worst. much like most of the internet right now. all trash.

>>81873336
I'm late, but I'll reply anyways
I tried dating women in hopes of "fixing" my homosexuality and in the process, realized how fucking awful being straight is, won't type out a paragraph on how shit partners women are but it was bad enough for me to be content with being gay.

>>81874108
yes because i'm sure all gay men are perfect partners with little to no issues lol. you're just trading one flavor of mental illness for another.

Wanting to be alive is a mental illness

>>81874108
Don't be womanphobic, it upsets our bi frens. Women are precious.

>>81874140
women and gay men are both immature and full of mental illness. you have more in common than not arguably.

>>81874028
>>81874069
>>81874136
feet feet feet post more more pleaasseee

i won't say "all" women but if you are a normal woman i probably hate you

>>81874146
Thank you bi fren, now I starting to understand alleged biphobia.

>>81874156
maybe if you didn't act like a narcissistic and childish woman people wouldn't compare you to one.

>>81874040
Oh sorry for not making a genuine post about my masturbation habits I'll try harder next time.

>>81873903
Gross I hate putting things like that on yourself

>>81874149
I love his hair and toes

>>81874069
You complain but how often do YOU reply to authentic posts? Everyone ignores me when I post my actual thoughts.

>>81874183
do zoomers have the ability to detect sarcasm through the internet? wish i had that power. or do you just expect everything you read on the internet to be fake and gay no matter what.

>>81873964
I wonder why you'd get hate from natives when you post in a thread not made for you instead of building your own. It's r9gay not r9lgbtqia+

>have steak at home
>still get mcondals on the way back from the store.

es ist vorbei

Oh and I didn't mow the back grass either.

>>81874174
Ok, stop comparing men to women and maybe would get like you. Stop acting superior and maybe people would stop being mean to you. Stop littering in a gay thread and maybe you'd be seen as somewhat likeable. Stop acting deranged, full stop.

>>81874192
You don't have a twinkmas tree?
>>81874196
I do whenever I sense the aura of the thread is in comfy mode and not spamming bait mode

>>81874216
the more you reply to my posts and egg me on the less likely it is i will leave.

>>81874194
He has ugly cut penis tho

>>81874200
Sorry anon you're a lost cause and not even worth discussing this with because no matter how much I ever explain this even if I did in a billion words over a thousand years you will never be able to understand.

>>81874224
I like my twinks in either cosplay or naked

>>81874208
I gave a genuine answer though. I never said they should or should not post here, just what to expect if they did. Funnily how this interaction goes now as the general is complaining about authentic posts not being taken seriously.

>>81874235
so i take that as a yes. nothing you type is serious and everything you read is fake and gay. got it. i now have had a peek into the mind of a zoomer and understand them better.

It's still too early for the twinkmas tree, it's only July.

>>81874247
why would anyone post anything sincerely on the internet? that's cringe and lame bro. you don't want to be cringe right.

Anyone getting problems with 4chan right now or is it just me?

>>81874263
You're being invaded ruotsi

>>81874263
not with the board itself, just posters here

>>81874263
I don't have problems with 4chan, hmph, I'm quite good at it in fact. If anything 4chan will be having problems with ME!

I had cocoa pebbles for breakfast(lunch)

>>81874250
>>81874261
The oxymoron of r9gay...

>>81874277
Oh no, who will come save me?
>>81874280
>>81874287
Well you guys are so funny aren't you.

Remember when meow liked girls and decided to troon out to be one in a lesbian couple but then tried to detroon because she felt like a man again and started back loving guys?

what should I make for breakfast

Egg bacon and cheese sandwich but microwave the sandwich for like 20 seconds before putting on the bacon and egg so the cheese melts. You can also add mayo, if you want,

>>81874339
I'm not just funny, I'm hot too!

Until I clean up the mess from the steak last night I can't even cook. I will use that as an excuse for the fast food for the next 3-5 days before finally getting off my ass and cleaning up.

Story should destroy his computer so he can become productive. It is literally the only way.

There's no way, story will forever be a doormat and will lay on the couch until they are one.

>>81874434
I am hot too, it's way to warm here. I need to live in the fridge.

I wish I had a cool superpower beyond my psychic abilities

>>81874426
There's no bacon or eggs in the fridge :(

just got some cookies and milk

Does Story-kun know you can cook things without using the stove?

>>81874471
Well what do you have? Only cookies and milk? Only? Then go out for a sandwich or something.

>>81874472
too expensive since he just throws out the skillet instead of cleaning it

>>81874485

my kitchen counter is also so full I couldn't even fit the electric skillet on it right now.

Throw out the whole house after one night of sleeping in it

>>81874485
Is he like a rich-rich bug man? Idgi

>>81874508

I have thrown away 3 electric skillets and 1 roasting pan by not cleaning them after using them for a long time then they get nasty and I throw them away. So much that I pretty much stopped using them because of it.

I am very lazy and helpless.

>>81874485
I meant using like the oven... Sometimes you do not even need to clean the baking tray.

Story would benefit greatly from getting a air fryer. You almost never need to clean it and it cooks a huge variety of food.

>>81874518
Skillets are expensive, how wealthy are you big guy? Where do you get the money?

>>81874540

cheap ones from amazon are like 30-40 bucks, and I inherited some money when mom died. Not a set for life amount though so I have to make it last since I am an unemployed neet.

>>81873978
Mine too but I can't post pics :(

you can tell story is a gold digger and his fat soft ass and hole are only given to rich men that have a specific fetish for fat men and willing to fuck one for life

Story would you sell your anal virginity to a wealthy Saudi prince looking for fat American ass on the DL to maintain your NEET life style?

>>81874140
No he should keep talking about all the sex and relationships he got it really resonates with gay robots. Make it straight to get bonus points.

>>81874567
Why can't you post pics?

Imagine if all r9gayers lived in the same household

>>81874247
What's funny is offering advice to those who seek it in the wrong place. Tell them to fuck off and be done with it. Any engagement like you did only encourages them. So you're not a sweet innocent angel but a faggot helping trannies ruin the thread.

>>81874614
Someone would kill everyone eventually.

>>81874614
Herpes everywhere
>>81874623
Me

>>81874619
I did tell them they weren't welcome, in quite an obvious but not direct way. Sorry for not being an asshole to everyone online I guess.

>>81874287
>>81874324
Cute posts in this sea of garbage and spam

>>81874623
I would rape every twink in there eventually

>>81874642
Aren't you a twink yourself? What makes you think you're safe?

>>81874467
Lavenderfag...

>>81874651
Does he have psychic powers too?

>>81874635
You should be sorry for not explicitly telling invaders not to breach our fucking great wall of china yes. "This is a thread for gay men and you're not one so it's not a good place for you". Is this hard?

>>81874647
I'm unrapeable

>>81874636
Thank you my lord I do it all for your approval

>>81874528
Story would greatly benefit from suicide aa he deserves zero sympathy for being a lazy rich piece of shit who didn't earn a single thing he has

>>81874684
Story needs love and understanding and a stimuli to be better

>>81874614
I'll get us a 1200 sq foot house in Dayton, Ohio with a playroom on top and bunks in the basement. The mortgage probably won't cost much more than $10k down, $1k a month.

>>81874612
Because 4chan hates phone posters that use wifi sometimes

Twink king x his silly twink jester

>>81874691
That has been tried countless time by his mom and by anons here and only resulted in suffering for everyone involved. The fat pig is beyond saving he should be pointed and laughed at, he gets off on attention anyway. Oink oink little piggy

>>81874668
No he is just very very ugly

>>81874696
Who would you rather be in this scenario? Assuming either party can top and bottom ofc.

>>81874614
I would beat the shit out of so many of you and take great pleasure in doing so. I'd have to wear gloves, since you are all so gross and I'd rather not touch you

>>81874750
Not if I beat and raped you first

>>81874750
r9gay fight club like I been sayin..
>>81874748
I'm more fit to be jester than king prolly

Who would die first?

>>81874894
I'm retarded and ugly but I'm also strong

Any tips on finding cute 18 year old boys

Any tips on finding cute 16 year old boys

>>81874808
I beat everyone here singlehandedly without breaking a sweat
>>81874894
Story. Too pussy to fight back. Or meow because he would freeze when you touch him.

>>81873015
>meow is DEAD.
qrd?

>>81874127
atleast men actually fucking try in relationships.
women won't communicate or put anything into the relationship, and will leave you over the smallest infraction because they have plenty of men willing to date them at any point so they gamble for the 100% perfect male that can read their mind and do everything just the way they want.. without telling the male what they want.
date a few women and report back to this thread with your findings.

>>81875059
Who would go after Story though? The second he dies someone is going to kill that person due to Story being such an r9gay icon.

I only date straight guys u.u

I'm not gonna fight fair, though, so I brought these

I want to be used as a punching bag by cute twinks...

>>81875087
Hi age and location please

>>81873970
im not playing 21 questions with you (yes)

>>81874108
Don't worry about being late, I've only been checking the thread in between shit at work, thanks for replying anyway, hope you're having a good day.

>>81873975
Will do.

>>81875072
Jonah think that's funny to say even tho meow came back for real yesterday

>>81875074
Have you tried getting better partners, whore?
>report how dating women as a gay man goes for you to the gay thread
Lol

>>81875072
he sadly passed on
>>81875274
yeah it was a fake meow

>>81875364
You're a fake James Charles so what? It was a real meow, our tranny

>>81875412
meows not a tranny, just looks like one. but thankfully im a real man

Confession time
Reply with how many times you fapped to meow

Its so tough being a black gincel

i have popcorn stuck in my teeth :(
everytime i eat this i remember why i dont eat it often, this SUCKSSS

I miss not realizing that I was gay because I lust hard for boys now but no one wants me even if I'm always there for them

>>81875495
Should have gotten a bf when no one realized that like haha let's pretend we are a couple haha let's live together after graduation haha and by the time you and your longtime friend realize you both are living the alternative lifestyle by the time you're 30 there would be no coming back and first love would bloom.

>>81875437
I feel this in my soul

>>81875286
(you)'re the one who indirectly asked for details.

Lust for boyfeet

If buying isn't owning then pirating isn't stealing. Fuck you need world order cucks!

>>>/soc/34092062
This guy has the hottest toes and feet I ever seen

>>>/soc/33986570
Canadian simp would've loved this one TwT

Long alien boyfeet and cute face

>>81876033
balding already. sad!

>>81876033
He doesn't look cute at all. False advertising >:c

>>81873203
Jonah is gaybaiting straight men again

>>81876103
He looks better than you for sure

>>81874496
Meow's siren song claims another victim

>>81876033
He looks cuter than the tranny that said he doesn't look cute

>>81876136
I'd rather fuck myself than him so I would disrespectfully disagree

>>81874518
You know what story, your levels of laziness are basically crippling depression. do you take any shrink approved pills?

would you let bunnymutt pee on you if he was your boyfriend?

Jonah is the most rapeable poster imo

they both have bfs and i dont this is unfair

I got some nice souvenirs from a friend yay

whoring myself out to experience male affection for a bit sounds really great right now.

Strawberry milk was very tasty
https://litter.catbox.moe/6u8gue5x2jwj76g8.jpg
until I'm able to post pics again I may do this because it's funny despite being annoying. Maybe a car jump scare at some point. Be afraid

Crowdfunding to get steely some wifi in his British shed

>claims he's smart
>doesn't wear glasses
not falling for it

>>81876444
Are you really going to offer up your body to the hungry hordes of r9gay?

>>81876475
Maybe he's smart enough not to wear them

>>81876475
what's the consensus on contact lenses?

How does it feel to be tall and look down on boys?
t. 5'4

>>81876579
I'm more well rounded so I'm just eye level with most guys, sometimes there's someone taller than me and it's interesting, but I've never encountered someone shorter.
t. 5'9

A silhouette of you I hope you never forget me 2
https://litter.catbox.moe/hff351anmybmjs5d.jpg

>>81876579
i wouldn't know i'm a 5'10" manlet.

Tall bottom x short top

>>81876579
How does it feel to look up at boys?
t. 6'6

Incelphante Elephante

If your bottom isnt obsessively texting you every day its basically over right

>>81876765
Kind of scary but exciting

>>81876765
I remember seeing a man as tall as you claim you are, it was quite fascinating.
as to how it feels, I imagine that's how dogs feel like when you stand on two legs, kinda imposing depending on how the guy looks like, but it makes it that much more satisfying to tame a guy like that.

still a 30 year old virgin
but its pretty comfy
kicking back enjoying a (a few) cold one(s) this friday
listening to balling (axel in harlem) country version
looking outside at the trees
its a beautiful world bros

My early mid 20s bussy lowkey kinda needs a mature cawk oooh

Sex is gross kill sex with a hammer

>>81872057
yes sir meow! right away meow!

>>81877198
I will hold you
And protect you
So let love warm you
Until the mooorning

>>81877204
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww <3 thanks nonny

>>81877218
It's sonque lacroix

>>81877227
oh, well I guess I'm easily impressed because I live under a rock, good news for my fbf.

>>81877254
Gluu

Total Shitskin Death

>>81877387
owned racist

>>81877387
I don't say the gamer word outside of /pol/ any more, the jannies are getting more and more competent in using the banhammer for it.

>>81877387
skill issue lmfao

>>81877403
I'll say nigger all I want this is America and I will hire Blackwater to behead all the shitskin tranitors that were doxxed during the hack

>>81877420
What does bunnymutt think of the hack?

I fell asleep when I wanted to watch more YouTube. I even took my switch out of the bag... alas, I is too sleepy
https://litter.catbox.moe/mqfbxsaa0dd5yidb.png

Buying random workout supplements on amazon for fun
I hope they don't give me cancer

>>81877481
don't eat that you'll become a beta male

>>81877283
you're funny meow, you're gonna make a boy very happy someday.

>>81877403
My theory is that you can be racist outside of /b/ but it's only general racism like towards negros or towards jeets.
anytime I got banned for raycism it was usually because I was racist towards a specific region.

>>81877495
Nuh uh not gonna happen yawn

>>81877481
if you're buying supplements you should stick with creatine and ashwagandha, other supps are a waste of money.

>>81877493
If I have to become submissive to an alpha male in order to get muscular then by God's Scrotum I'll do it
>>81877479
I fell asleep when I wanted to do stuff and be more productive
Why must the sandman constantly steal our time from us
Abusing stimulants to stay up all night and spite him

swallowing an alpha's loads to grow big and strong just like him

>>81877504
I'll keep believing for you, manifesting you a nice fbf.

>>81877455
It was funny and exposed that this place really is just a fed psyop
>>81877481
Laced with mercury don't do it anon!

Fuck man the longer you do opiates the worse they get, yet I still crave them so bad
I was high for a few seconds, threw up and now I feel nothing again.

>>81877509
I mean beta alanine says it helps with muscle fatigue during exercise which I'm interested in because I bitch out a lot on my last rep due to pain. I would like to maximize what I'm doing in the gym as well as recovery.

>>81877548
FUCK, WRONG THREAD
anyways 4chon has an awesome hide function I'll go lament in the proper gen.

>>81877548
I got addicted to Kratom for a few months because I was told if you took enough of them you got opiate-like effects. I would take 30-40 gas station kratom pills at a time and then I would get all sweaty and excited and my stomach would hurt but eventually I was able to quit because taking that many pills at once just made me want to throw up. Anyways good luck with your addiction!

>>81877559
crucify this junkie r9gay

>>81877548
>>81877559
too late, you're gay now

>>81877509
What's ashwagandha good for?

>>81877231
Someone out there is fighting the good fight and I'm glad for it. Never give up brothers, we will someday abolish twinks. Chubby boys only!

>>81877549
Eh, If you have the money than you can get it anyways, I saw it in one of my pre-workouts I got so it's probably not useless.
>>81877604
Natural T boost and an overall net positive
You gotta cycle it though.

>>81877548
Die you dumb whore and fuck off to haunt drugfeel

>>81877612
No, no. We still need twinks for the chubby boys, we don't need everyone boy to be chubby.

>>81877612
I don't mind it that much, it just means I gotta love the thicker guys twice as much to make up for it.

>>81877618
T boost? How does that help with being feminine?

Chubbies will die of their own accord, no need to fight against them

>>81877612
I hope you die a painful death for having such a shit taste you dumb subhuman pig. Suffer in hell of your own making, fat pig. Abolish yourself

>>81877618
https://www.numan.com/low-testosterone/treatment/does-ashwagandha-increase-testosterone
>53% increase in semen volume
Hang on now, this might be worth looking into...

There's a difference between chubby and morbidly obese. Not all of us are at story's level.

>>81877265
TrvthICBM

>there is a difference between being fat and less fat
If you don't have cute twink tummy you suck

>>81877674
If he wasn't bald I absolutely would.

I once had a twink stomach, one day the pounds will start sticking. It will happen to you.

Testosterone makes you go bald and uncute

If you aren't born perfect just kys

>>81877692
That was happening to me but then I went to the gym and it's back again.

i cant stop farting someone help

>>81877735
*tapes ur butt closed*

>>81877771
thank you so much will you marry me

someday meow will get a bf, because he's a real cutie.

>>81877528
How do you rate meows toes?

>>81877812
Also he's fun and has cool hobbies and is active and healthy physically if not mentally

new r9gay meta: impersonate meow and steal prospective simps since he's dead

Porn is funny because no matter how cute the guy is I wouldn't date some ewhore that posted himself online for validation or money. Massive red flag
https://litter.catbox.moe/rtmgezj94m7owf2i.jpg

>>81877864
I'm making tuna casserole for dinner, I'm too tired to make real food. Throwing my whole pantry in a baking dish and saying fuck it.

>>81877864
why are you posting links to images and not the images themselves

>>81877786
sorry, my heart belongs to the revolution

At least I'm sticking with a frozen pizza which is about the only thing I can cook until I get the kitchen cleaned.

>>81877892
He finally got hammered for being a retard and a chore to be around with the most tepid, plain opinions but can't stop due to his retardation+dementia, a host of mental illnesses and the thrill of being an failed attention whore.

>>81877864
>I wouldn't date some
I love how you act like you're such a prize you can be picky

>>81877841
wont work, any meow impersonators would have to be a top and meow only attracts bottoms.

So glad I switched to Verizon so I have a dynamic IP now
Phoneposting is aids

for everything I long to do
no matter what or when or who
has one thing in common too

mfw when my face when my bf gets home and hes got DAT ASS

hello gays :3 how is everyone doing today?

You only stay for two posts hmph

You'll have to get my number if you want me to stick around

How much a swedetwink are you meowster? Blonde and blue eyed? Live in stockholm?

>>81878344
i know TwT i promise to stay for atleast 10 this time <3

>>81878384
>How much a swedetwink are you meowster?
erm, im 100% swedish blooded if that's what you mean
>Blonde and blue eyed?
yeah
>Live in stockholm?
i grew up there, moved at 15

What games does meowster like playing

>>81878424
glad you asked :D
i love playing random co op games with friends, other than that i like minecraft, roblox, gd, wolfenstein, rdr2 ,csgo(rip, although i was trash at it)

what about you anon?

Are you 'out' meowster? Openly or is it an open secret or are you closeted?

>>81878442
oh and i also love visual novels :3

>>81878442
Paradox games mostly and a lot of l4d2 recently, that's a good coop game for 4

>>81878459
well, i never told anyone, parents say the fag in my room tho and have made multiple comments about supporting me, i came out to my mom. but it's also pretty obvious, i think.. idk

>tfw just learned the voice actors for the original team rocket are dead.

feel like a part of my childhood died with them.

>>81878489
i love pokemon,
>a lot of l4d2
i got that game, never played it tho, it seems pretty fun tho. ^^

I'm officially out of money and need a job :(

>>81878576
Sucking dick can be a full time job

>>81878807
Only for my fbf...

Bussy in my mouth bussy in my face depending on the nationality I get a different taste

>>81879158
bars :3

>>81879337
Yeah but I've never actually had sex or tasted bussy before cause I'm a ugly top

My boys a real semen demon

>>81879442
I'm angry I don't have this.

nearly slept 15hours total today holy flip

>>81879359
im sure you could still score, define ugly

haveNOT enjoyed playing a videogame this decade

i'm not gay but i want to give some of you sad boys a hug and let you know it gets better

Hugging boys is gay you prancing la la homo man

Watched a horror movie with dinner, then my mom came down and wanted to watch another movie that was more psychological and now it is very late. I took some adderal before the first movie cause I wanted to do some work afterwards but I was actually able to sit through two whole movies without getting distracted and pulling out my phone instead. C'est la vie, I guess.
Wish I could watch movies with a boy instead of my mom.

How does one get a big plump ass without getting fat? Inquiring minds wish to know?

>>81879871
Go to the gym and work your glutes while eating as much as you would need in order to get fat.

cant eating
cant gyming
seems ill just keep hiding my bony butt far away from society

I want a juicy ass for my own sake

>>81880017
Well in theory if you remember to clench your ass all the time when you walk or go up stairs or ride a bike those things should agitate your glute muscles and maybe build mass but again you do have to eat many meats and things for this.
>>81880040
I want a juicy ass for the sake of all of society. I want them to marvel and rejoice when I force my hips through a doorway, cracking the frame.

>>81880100
i cant eat many meats and my bike tires are low because mom never remembers to buy a pump(someone gave me the bike but they didnt give me a pump with it). s'over... your future butt sounds kind of dangerous though, im not sure society will let you get away with it

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLpNursT8nO

>https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLpNursT8nO
what is it

>>81880204
It's magic you'll make a bajillion dollars quick quick quick

>>81880162
You should save up for a bike pump. Even if its not juicy it can still become toned.
Also, society will not be able to stop me. I will become assmongous, no matter the cost.

>>81880216
i cant do any of these

>>81880231
Yes you can you're just not trying hard enough. You just don't want to be successful, you love being poor and struggling, and that's on you.

>>81880229
hmm ive been walking up hills and climbing rocks for a few hours every day. will i become toned this way

I wish I looked like this with zero effort

>>81880252
Yeah absolutely that will do more for your ass than most people will their whole lives. Try clenching your butt while you do it, if you concentrate on the muscle you can make it work harder. I have to do that when I do squats and glute bridges so my thighs don't do all the work.
Also my captcha was 0000P, that isn't relevant but its cool.

>>81880263
I wish I looked like this because I put in a whole lot of effort.

Jiggling my balls late at night hoping the pheromones will attract a mate (male)

Epilated my legs late at night for no good reason(it hurts now)

I boughted a boy pikmin 1 and 2 for his birthday and he's playing it now.

>>81880810
Fuck I haven't used my epilator in months. I do miss feeling smooth. I should give it another shot this weekend.

>>81880856
This is more progress than any member of r9gay has made in decades.
Godspeed, anon.

>>81880856
Cute
>>81880859
I'm getting lasered soon with a friend but this'll do for now
I cannot bear this any longer :<

>>81880875
Oooh that's exciting.
I'm trying to get my face waxed but the salon is making me wait ages
I can't stand looking in the mirror right now it angers me

If you're not a fem twink/femboy you shouldn't be allowed to bottom.
I want to throw up imagining fucking a masculine guy in the ass.

masc guys shouldn't be gay period

>>81880963
Tops should be masc.
Bottoms should be fem.

>>81880967
Wrong
Kill yourself immediately

>>81880939
Embarassing and sad.
More hairy masc bottoms for me.

>>81880939
i should prank some gay sometime. i got hank hill ass. so hank hill i should go to comic conventions cosplaying as hank hills ass. its grim. otherwise im just average looking. luring some gay in, with the promise of homosexual intercourse, then i drop my drawers and its: hank hill ass
heh

>>81881039
chadbot noooooooooo

i dont get it doesnt hank hill have a hairless femboy ass

>>81881059
uh no?

>>81881045
no ones ever called me a chad. dunno what your talking about. bot, sure, but never chad.

>>81881090
actually wait is that bill? i never really watched the show, its just THAT picture of an ass is literally the comic version of my ass. the second i saw it, its been the best descriptor.

>>81877921
I'm not a chore to be around. If I was people wouldn't constantly want to be around me. Nor am I an attention whore.
>>81877936
I am tho? But that's not the point anyone can have standards.
>>81878105
I have a dynamic IP too which is what causes issues usually
https://litter.catbox.moe/zkpt91h8jl6idd0e.jpg

You guys don't like druggie gays right? sadly I have nothing to bring to the thread beside saying that blah blah i feel in the sky and what not

>>81881090
>posts a blemish-less smooth fembutt w/ tanlines

>>81881109
i dont like or hate druggie gays, but i dont know what drugs are so im forced to skip those posts

>>81878489
You should play l4d2 with meow, canada and 3ds
>>81879772
I'd rather watch a movie with dinner than with a boy
>>81881109
Drugfeel exists

>>81881117
you wish. no, its grim. lets put it this way. no matter how bright and warm i get the lighting, it still looks somehow like i took the picture in england somewhere. just somehow. it sucks the warmth out of the air around it

>>81880939
I really hope you're not masc. Masc tops make me wanna puke.

I'd kill all three of them without remorse if I could
Once we crowdfund your wifi maybe you can play instead

>>81881195
dang it. the spit on my screen darkens the screen in just the right way that like sometimes it lines up and makes me think a sho has a dark bruise on their ankle and bruises, bandaids and scuff marks are fucking prime as all hell. bandaids, bruises and scuffmarks means not risk adverse, willing to get rough and tumble their way through situations. its a sort of attitude, personality thats really appealing.

>>81881194
Tops are supposed to be masc and bottoms are supposed to be fem. How are you supposed to take a faggy skinny top seriously?

>>81881215
Twink tops are only valid tops sorry. Have you tried not being a hairy ape?

>>81881208
Part of me misses skinning the fuck out of my knees as a kid on my bike and razor scooter and not caring about injuries or consequences
I slid down the stairs last week and my arm still hurts :/

>>81881195
I did play it with my r9gay friend once but the connection was bad and/or it was lagging and it sucked :(
I wish we played it more tho I beat it by myself so...
https://litter.catbox.moe/o43rox5kv5jxlhji.jpg

>>81881208
It means they will die young you bakamoron. Someone who puts themselves in danger or gets injured easily would just make me worry about them non stop and worsen my anxiety.
>>81881233
I love that pic so much, we really have similar tastes mutt-kun

>>81881233
yep. that feeling of invincibility thats so assured, so accepted you cant even comprehend it. its not till 10 years later you go "what, i thought xxx was a good idea". you could really get away with some serious bullshit as a youngin, survive some stupid shit. i remember having my entire knees covered in scabs, and now a single little paper cut brings me to a halt. : (

>>81881254
risk averse pussy. why go outside? why leave your room? because the spice of life is outside your room, buddy

>>81881269
There is a difference between not leaving your bed at all and putting yourself in thrill seeking, dangerous situations.
Why don't you go drunk driving or something faggot.

>>81881289
i did worse, actually. nitrous oxide? happy gas? nangs? you could buy like ten packs of the nangs from restaurant supply stores before you had to prove you owned...a restaurant. 15% on sales of 100+. its basically a dissociative delierant, they give this to you for anesthesia during dental work, based on my own experiences on it.

enough of this fast enough would make you literally dissociate and id crack and inhale these things while on the highway. holy fuck was i totally insane.

Anyone else here gynecomastia? How do you cope? I want to die.
I know I could get the surgery but my brother (its a family thing) said the two weeks after such were hell and I dont really feel like doing that

>>81881419
>the two weeks
thats it? thats all? imagine having british teeth and not even being british and having to have a mouth full that would make the terminator blush? and its 18 months MINIMUM.
i couldnt imagine being told that such a huge, massive portion of my body could be phyiscally fixed and look normal with just "2 weeks" of "hell".

>>81881432
>i couldnt imagine being told that such a huge, massive portion of my body could be phyiscally fixed and look normal with just "2 weeks" of "hell".
Gyno isn't THAT much of a problem for me, Im just kind of insecure about it. I can hide it with a shirt on. It's not like i have d cups or anything. Your british teeth actually affect your life

>tfw ran out of nair
I compromised and just shaved my lower legs and the 5 a clock shadow. Do you guys like boys with a bush and arm hair? I've been growing some pretty sick sideburns since they're covered by my long hair.

>>81881458
>ur british teeth
what a weird specific insult. actually my old man had horrific teeth and payed out of the wazoo to make sure i had crazy good dental care. i actually sorta agree. his teeth are all sorts of...non-standard looking sorta things. my teeth are pretty gud. only took me looking like the terminator for about 2 years.

>>81881463
what's the point of shaving if you're not gonna show it to anybody? Long hair is disgusting btw

phew glad i only had braces and a dental surgery

>>81881463
wait that shit works? i remember reading some playboy article about not using that shit on the fiddly bits, ever.

>>81881501
i had the worst possible variations. for a good while i had just two, 1 x 1 brace on the front two teeth. like imagine brainstorming the smartest minds on earth and tasking them with finding the worst possible brace arraignment possible in relation to social impact, and this shit was fire

>>81881419
>can't face 2 weeks of hardship to achieve his goals
pussy

>>81881463
absofuckinlootley not. shave everything and keep the 5 o clock shadow. thats the least id accept.

unrelated note, is there a term or fetish or phrase for "only passes at a glance"

>>81881500
>what's the point of shaving if you're not gonna show it to anybody?
it feels good.
>>81881502
Yes it works pretty well. Lasts me half a month.

>>81881458
oh fuck im so silly i forgot i brought up the british teeth in the first place as an example. oof.

>>81881528
...junk and the ring of fire?

>>81881528
>shaving everything
>long hair
anon are you some sort of tranny coded male?

I stayed up way too late and now everything will be off if I sleep why did I do this r9grok
And I need to brush my bnnuys still..
>>81881254
Cheers<3
>>81881463
I use nair just for the groin usually, epilate legs, shave everywhere else

>>81881534
Yea
>>81881536
I'm not a tranny you stupid nigger.
>>81881544
Have you ever eaten rabbit stew?

>>81881510
yeah, thats rough. i barely even remember having braces i just remember the appointments

>>81881564
Then why shave everything and keep the long hair? Seems tranny like

don't shave, hairy men are hot

everyone should trim their pubic hair and armpits at the very least

>>81881564
with nair? how do you deal with fucking ingrown hairs and all that shit

>>81881593
Doesn't really happen often or at least not noticeably for me

The only thing you need to shave is your ass for sexual purposes. Help your top out

>>81881596
>hes not sexually attracted to the sound of velcro slapping and ripping apart, over and over
ngmi

>>81881593
Shaving cream doesn't leave ingrowns. Waxing does

>>81881595
ive never tried it, i was always afraid of that possible outcome. you use what, off the shelf nair, or is there some specific brand or formulation?

you just...slather your butthole with this chemical hellfire?

>>81881564
Normalfags say this to me non-stop when I mention owning them and it takes every fiber of my being not to shoot them in the mouth
>>81881592
Agree

>>81881598
the feeling of rubbing your dick against a hairy ass isn't nice, it's rough and itchy

>>81881603
>you use what, off the shelf nair
Yea just the regular version. I think I prefer the coconut one that revives your skin after use (supposedly)
>you just...slather your butthole with this chemical hellfire?
Yea.
>>81881611
>not to shoot them in the mouth
You wouldn't shoot me right?

Who was the transformer poster before he entered his transformer era? Surely he was here before posting a different flavor of avatar

>>81881632
its the mexican teen

>>81881632
it was griffith then venti then akechi but the transformers I like the best

>>81881627
Nah
>>81881632
Have you not paid attention to r9gay

>>81881577
Yes shave. Hairy men are gross.

>>81881644
would you suck meows sausage toes?

I reorganized the shrine a bit. Need to get an Optimus again with the trailer to hit Thrust.

>>81881650
Meow is dead stop asking

guys I think bunnymutt has been stealing pics from past editions of r9gay as I notice he posted not only ones I posted but also ones meow and others posted

>>81881642
bpdhoes can't stick to avatars

I spam my own reposts only

Does anyone remember when bunnymutt posted meows ass and discord on soc which led to him getting a ton of requests from horny strangers? How fucked up was that?

brad never had a bf that lasted longer than a week

>>81881654
that's not an answer, do you like his hairy sausage toes or not you footfag simp

Shame the attempt failed to halt the non-stop ongoing melties if you remember that as well
Never say I don't attempt to work in r9gays best interest

>>81881659
this is why i never post images from the platinum collection

>>81881681
this alone makes me a truecel.

Worst editions of r9gay are ones transformers tranny or apostle make and ones made by tourists who mess up the thread number or are unable to follow simple template that stood the test of time. Transformersfag has to put his shitty avatar in the op even though it's just something his autistic ass is into instead of putting something the thread likes which good op should do. It's not about you it's about the community.

Whens the last time you made a thread hmm? Care to make the next?

In whose best interest was making a fake post and sending unwanted attention meows way? Seems like a dick thing to do

still remember that time they talked shit about my fish OP. have not made a serious OP since then and i never will

>unwanted attention
>meow
lol

I wouldn't mind making the thread and it would be good (best thread you ever seen) but I can't post images so you're out of luck
https://litter.catbox.moe/0wefktpz1r7h7tdx.jpg

It's too early to make the next, I'll do it before bed don't worry your pretty little head about it

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77161964/#77164033

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77161964/#q77163636

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77161964/#77167197
Meow I am not a whore meow

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77161964/#77167118
Meow I don't have daddy issues meow

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77161964/#77168184
Pissbros...the lore was fake all along? I can't believe it

What was bosniabunny's opinion on that again

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/76437729/#76438436
Brown Muslim bishit was right about 3ds lmao

>>81881854
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79433363/#79435269
Forgot to add the relevant post. Read up on their fallout in this thread

Praise loremaster archivekun

Kinda glad I wasn't here for that

>>81881926
Why? It was really funny. And a warning for anyone wanting to play games or add random anons they just met. Also don't date bisexuals.

>>81881950
Idk I like being hyperbolic online as much as the next anon but this felt very icky, worse than the kiwi saga for some reason
Assuming any of this actually happened, that is
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79433363/#q79435646

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79433363/#79435434
Wow I always made based posts, is anyone surprised? Yay (not)meow

stupid fegs with their retard drama

>>81881963
It's funny. Imagine being such a pathetic loser to do that. I believe muslim on that, it's a very 3ds thing to do. Why feel sad when he is doing it to himself?

I liked kiwi, we got along swimmingly. He just kinda disappeared one day though.

>>81881732
Agree, meow is fucking WHORE gor attention, he walks the streets of Helsinki and stroll through the countryside and whenever he find ANY, he starts acting all slutty and sultry, begging for them to TOUCH and PLAY with his little possum CHEST and NIPPLES, flicking them, sucking them, pinching them. Sometimes those unfortunate men are forced to PLAY with this TOTAL SLAG more than that yet they CAN'T refuse his CHARM

All r9gays enemies perish in the end

I never liked our floridian friend. He was a "flavorless" retard is how I'd put it. A lolcows. And I don't like lolcows. I'm a grown ass man. I gotta help my momma with chores and stuff.

I've been on this thread so long because I like you guys. Not the other way around...

As much as you like to remind me (that you hate me because I'm a whore o algo.)

>>81882039
Who are our enemies anyway? Huebot always comes back :c

Brad is a boring annoying poster who just spams shitty lyrics and dumb brainrot memes. Better then asking everyone if they're blond and blue eyed non stop but still shit tier poster.

hue is classic /r9gay/ one of the pillars desu

>>81882069
What can I do to improve my tier ranking

>>81882023
He isn't going to fuck you chadbot, he wouldn't even let you sit in the cuck chair

>>81882058
If archivekun can find hueys address I will personally front the money to have him broom raped again on video by a cartel hitman for r9gay

>>81882073
If a pillar is shit and rotting it should be replaced. Imagine simping for a spambot unable to read posts who keeps repeating himself. Same dialogue tree every single time. Same projections. Zero originality.

brad is a pretty chill guy once you get to know him

>>81882080
Meow is a whore for men that pack HUGE THROBBING VEINY DRIPPING COCKS but if I were to meet him we would BOTH be fine with me PLEASING his NIPPLES and GAPED LITTLE TIGHT pink shaved ASSHOLE

i miss hue. the real hue not the 2023+ demake

Anon just really hates mecha for some reason

>>81882132
for the last time they're robots with personalities and emotions and mechas are just piloted robots

What I wouldn't do for a transformer bf I can go inside of...

>>81882095
But his cock is white and big...

Shia labeouf was inside bumblebee a lot..

>>81882124
he is a bpdwhore who loses interest in his ebfs after few days
>>81882158
what proof do you have it's his? you're a dumb thirsty whore

>>81882159
I don't like bumblebee. Cliffjumper I'd hit

>>81882178
I haven't had an e bf in like 2 years man nigga

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79433363/#q79435953
what did anon mean by this

hottest transformers tierlist:

#1 starscream: my favorite.
#2 prowl: psychopathic murderer who's really hot kinda way
#3 cliffjumper: cool and nice little man you can drive around in
#4 skywarp: bad boy twink
#5 megatron: yea he'd be abusive but at least you can have a evil gun bf
#6 optimus prime: more of a silver daddy but he's cool
#7 jetfire: he's a really nice burly guy
#8 hook: he has a cute voice

>>81882297
20 hours awake
Might be time to sleep
Watch my thread while I slumber

>>81882094
Hue needs love, he spams so much because his boyfriend doesn't love him. He needs someone to come over and tell him that it's gonna be okay and hug him.

>>81882329
He doesn't have a boyfriend my nigga. He isn't even human. Be real