Thread 81870857

this student of the way of fish didnt go to his neet office appointment

Can they finally cut gibbs to zero?

something i think is very funny: the only difference between a math phd future and a neet4life future for me is 2k europoor coins.
>ask the neet office to gib 1 additional neetmonies payout (which is 8.3% of what they gib per year)
>"ok"
>neetererooo ends after 1 year
but what really would happen is le
>ask to gib
>"how dare you ask something like this??? YOU have to do the slave labor!!! fuck you"
>neet for 100 more years
>>81870886
no

>>81870857 (OP)
Why aren't you in the other thread?

sleepy...
>>81870936
what other thread

>>81870907
Bollux, best gov we ever had.
One really needs to just cheat the system.
18 percent are still highly motivated doing their job... that needs to get to zero.

>8.3% of neetbuxx per year payout
vs
>10000% of neetbuxx per year payout
its just funny they pick the latter one thinking it would save monies

"noooo its your own responsibility!!!" is something the state would say but its easy to respond with le "ok, then i gib 0% taxes X gib 100% of the buxx id produce as a wagie" but then the state would put me in prison for antisemitism

maybe doing sum gayming tonight

the psych was i was at was so evil. the wagies there treat you really bad (baas who havent experienced it cant imagine what i mean with this) but it also was full of drug addicts. the drug addicts have no buxx so they try to make new bakas who got warded addicted to meth to leech meth from them. bakas get easily addicted because there s nothing else to do. so bakas get warded for le depresso and then leave with worse depresso (because of le bad treatment) X a meth addiction. the addicts did it in the open so the psych ward wagies knew but they didnt care

>>81871512
>the psych was
psych ward*

F. You are fucked, anon.

cutest poster on are nein kay.

sleepy
>>81871549
>>81871560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10Rlyhg2TV0

seeing bakas do meth was so disgusting

its so weird that one cant choose the helperooo one wants
>hello pls only gib the thing for 4k europoor coins that would allow me to go to university in 1-2 years
>nooooooooo how dare you ask for that??? you will get the "locking you up in an abuse facility with drug addicts, child rapists and poop on wall smearers" for 50k europoor coins instead!!!

if they gave me the 4k helperooo instead of probs the 100+k psych ward stay at 19 id be working already

the 4 month ward stay at 18yo was so stupid. le "yes we know you will get mentally tortured in ze abuse haus but we will send you back anyway because the cps ghosted you because your iq score was too high AND we will not give you anything that would help you get out (like the 4k europoor coins thing that would let you escape to university)"

the psychiatrist i went to at 18yo sent me to the best psych ward in the vicinity (its way better than the other ones, the other ones look like trap houses in comparison) and got a spot for me. my insurance didnt want to pay for it though so i was sent to sum trap house tier psych ward

the state has always been doing le
>save 5k now youd spend on a permanent solution
>pay 100k + tip more later for no improvements
with me. nigga just give me 4k and id solve stuff myself
>nooooo your iq score is too high to demand any helperooo from us!! solve things yourself
>also we wont give you any means of solving it youself lmao

this fish knows a trick how 2 save the german state 3+ million current value europoor coins. all he needs is 4k europoor coins

id never work for those 4k europoor coins though even if it means still being a neet at 50yo. ive stood true to this for almost a decade and i can do another decade (and more decades) of it

2 more weeks until the "i hate germany" ranterooos stop

>>81870857 (OP)
Baka is being defiant...

>>81871874
Le gubbimint efficiency...

the zucc needs to invest into the vr jav industry frfr
>>81872214
>Baka is being defiant...
yes

the warrior monk training has been completed for today X the salami pizza is in the oven. gib intercourse training

>>81872050
With such a high iq I would expect you to be good at something atleast, but you aren't. That's strange.

maybe sum cleanerooo later
>>81872534
i am good at stroking my big cock

>>81872556
Bigu is gonna be 40 one day and realise he was as special as a wet piece of loaf. He will be 50 one day and have no amazing talent or ability that makes him unique. Just a mediocre individual with nothing to his name.

>>81872581
i am special enough for you to always pause your discord brown people goon sesh to be here

>>81872604
Special enough to give me a good laugh while I'm enjoying some food and taking a break

the pizza is in the tummy... it was a poor people kind of frozen pizza

this fish understands a lot of the stuff bakas say on the russian chaneroooo but my reading speed is extremely slow. maybe getting sum russian books to amogus maxx

cleaning the goon cave in case the neet office calls the cops on me...

ze kitchen sink is clean...

gib maid whod clean my goon cave once per week X gibs intercourse

the cleanerooo has been completed for today. baka needs to do sum more tomorrow

>>81872463
>yes
Baka requires butt spankings as punishment...

>>81872781
Baka is reading ze Dvach...

>>81873501
I'll be your maid desu

>>81870857 (OP)
>neet
Soon also a trans

there are so many smol spiders in my pod... baka is so sweaty but a fan is too expensive...

when i was in le psych ward i went outside with my schizo roommate. sometime he would do le "my girlfriend lives in that house!!" and he rang ze doorbell X knocked on windows. the haus bakas were probs terrified

he did it a lot. this xanned out fish thought he was pranking me but maybe he really believed in that stuff

snaccing the salted caramel ice cream...

maybe gayming the rape escape 3...

what do you wanna do with the 4k?

baka is having fun with the rape escape 3...
>>81874638
id get the degree one needs to go to university. with le 4k it would only take a year. without, it would take 6 years + tip + ones sanity

baka has a headache... baka probs didnt drink enough water while cleaning. snaccing the ibu or not snaccing the ibu...

baka took ze ibu...

the rape escape has been gaymed... snaccing the mango yogurt...

the yogurt was bussin. fugg this society for forcing me to eat the same poor people slop every day while other bakas can feast rich people slop. gib steak

>>81873958
You VILL live in a pod and you VILL eat ze spiders

>>81874129
Probs a more effective way to find a GF than dating apps tbdesu

>>81875250
Baka took ze goypill...

>>81875755
>Probs a more effective way to find a GF than dating apps tbdesu
*become tyrones gf

damn, baka really is getting better at drawerooo

i really wish i could enjoy sumthing like counter strike or league of legends. baka got bored of "competitive" gayming almost 10 years ago. baka got so heckin good at call of duty in just 1 year of normal gayming (baka was pro level, i am not even exaggerating, i played against sum and my skill level was similar to theirs) but baka back then still had access to the gift... without the gift, even if i spend years grinding 10h everyday id never get to that skill level

to unlock the gift i need to tame the mind which is really heckin hard

sum fun lore: when i was a baby my older sister beat me up in secret with bottles apparently. my mom said it were just plastic bottles and she managed to stop her when she tried doing it with glass bottles but who knows

>>81875766
>*become tyrones gf
Sounds fun

>>81876266
I do not see any evidence for this claim

>>81876675
Baka needs the gift to git gud...

>>81877148
My mom apparently liddurally dropped me on my head as a baby. Maybe that's why I'm so retarded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtjHuxdYdJ4
>>81877219
>My mom apparently liddurally dropped me on my head as a baby. Maybe that's why I'm so retarded
damn, thats crazy

the "Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu" has been watched. i dont know how ive never heard of this anime before. this fish will go to sleep now. good night everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10Rlyhg2TV0

>>81877542
Oyasumi, baka to test to osakana

>>81877542
night lovely person

>>81876266
>damn, baka really is getting better at drawerooo
Post some. I'm curious