Thread 81870980 - /r9k/ [Archived: 190 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:46:19 AM No.81870980
labubu-matcha-dubai-chocolate
labubu-matcha-dubai-chocolate
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okay, but like...

you wouldn't ACTUALLY marry a normie girl, right? like one who says stuff like "period!!!" "clock him!!!" and "girl bye" and posts videos of herself on tiktok and instagram while also falling for whatever new memes the media decides to feed her...

right?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:47:12 AM No.81870989
>>81870980 (OP)
i would if she actually had a functioning brain in regards to other aspects and we were compatible personality wise
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:48:23 AM No.81870997
>>81870980 (OP)
I like all women
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:48:31 AM No.81870998
No I'm gonna marry my cutie patootie graphic design alt gf instead
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:48:54 AM No.81871001
>>81870989
>i would if she actually had a functioning brain
>>81870980 (OP)
>like one who says stuff like "period!!!" "clock him!!!" and "girl bye" and posts videos of herself on tiktok and instagram while also falling for whatever new memes the media decides to feed her...

To answer your question OP, no, I would not. I would probably hate a bitch like that.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:49:43 AM No.81871007
>>81870980 (OP)
No.
I would rather marry an insane person, or a retard , below 80iq then that.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:50:14 AM No.81871011
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IMG_6473
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>>81870980 (OP)
i'm not a normie but i say girl bye with my friends
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:51:51 AM No.81871025
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1728666360766
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>>81870980 (OP)
why is that chocolate oozing green slime
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:52:21 AM No.81871027
>>81870980 (OP)
>while also falling for whatever new memes the media decides to feed her...
people like that are insufferable. I'm not going to act like a dad and a free therapist for who is supposed to be a potential spouse
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:52:29 AM No.81871028
>>81870980 (OP)
As someone with a PHD in Normiology and 10+ hours screentime on TikTok, I would like to make a few fixes.
>"clock him!!!"
Would actually be "Clock it". Sometimes, when referring to someone else being "clocked", it's more acceptable to use "(you) Clocked him/her" (past tense), "Clocked", or "(you) clocked his/her tea".

Also, labubu, matcha, dubai chocolate has become "consumerismcore".
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:53:48 AM No.81871035
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genzbossandamini
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>>81870989
no she's completely retarded only views you as an accessory and unironically uses the phrase "the ick" just completely soulless
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:55:02 AM No.81871042
>>81870980 (OP)
i saw a limited time dubai chocolate bar at walmart going for 14 dollars. holy shit.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:57:11 AM No.81871054
>>81871042
14 dollars at walmart imagine how much they're going for at other places

we're doomed
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:59:22 AM No.81871071
>>81870980 (OP)
No I can't but where do I find non normalfag girls who are just like me? It feels like you can't find this type of girls anywhere but online and then only by pure luck.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:01:39 AM No.81871090
>>81871071
i don't know, anon. i don't think anyone does. that's why we're all here.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:10:19 AM No.81871134
>>81871090
I mean I did found some but they all ghost after some time. It is so fucked up.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:16:40 AM No.81871166
>>81870980 (OP)
I wouldn't care as long as she has huge tits and big ass and a pretty face. She could be a serial killer for all I care. She just needs to be hot
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:19:18 AM No.81871179
>>81870980 (OP)
Zoomer men are so fucked kek. Just date an older woman because yours are a lost cause.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:33:51 AM No.81871254
>>81871179
The average zoomer man is very normie as well
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:43:55 AM No.81871292
>>81871011
Marry me then
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