Thread 81872023

Fucking frustrated with HR putting me through so many obstacles for this entry-level position after two months of interviews and references, they now want to inquire about my criminal history and relevant experience? What do they believe this is, a hostage negotiation? Any creative ways throw them a curveball? i want to fire back at this roastie

>>81872023 (OP)
You're at their mercy, unless you don't want the job. You're a cuck.

>>81872023 (OP)
So what crime did you commit and why aren't you allowed around schools anymore

>>81872023 (OP)
Don't hold back. Say bullshit for fun. If they think that can mock, respond in kind. Say you were a terrorist and killed kids in school, drugdealer, pimp for black fagots and etc. Make your legend interesting.

You used to be able to handshake some cunt and get a job the same week. Now it takes multiple rounds because they have to cull from the ten thousand Indians who applied

>>81872023 (OP)
you could just tell them at the start that you're a nazi.
if they hire you anyway they're based.

>>81872023 (OP)
what?
humiliation ritual too spicy?
gotta earn the privilege to become a wagie

>>81872023 (OP)
They should have had most of this stuff in the first week, my rule is if they aren't asking for bank details then you didn't get the job. For you I think they probably have some other guy who is screwing around so they might want you as a backup since the asking about experience phase should be well and truly over. It sort of indicates they don't really need anyone that badly so they will probably pay low or make you work 2 days a week.

>>81872023 (OP)
Poor bastard.
If the wage-cuck position is not a single interview process, then they can go fuck themselves.
Fucking process is like a job in itself, but there's a high chance of failure, so it was all wasted time. Absolute cunts.