r9k what should i get from the liquor store nothing sweet

>>81872609 (OP)
Bailey's Irish Cream. Disaronno.

>>81872609 (OP)
...water ofcourse!

>>81872609 (OP)
>what should i get from the liquor store
Just get one 1.75 liter bottle of every major liquor. One vodka, one brandy, one tequila, etc. People who buy 1 thing at the liquor store are either poor or alcoholics.

>>81872609 (OP)
Gin naturally

>>81872799
>Buying one thing
Alcoholic
>Buying a bunch of things
Not alcoholic
I can't stand you fucking ppl

>>81872865
Buying a large number of bottles in a wide variety implies that are you discerning drinker who keeps a home bar. Buying your favorite bottom-shelf bottle of vodka exclusively implies you're a degenerate who takes nothing but shots or does barbarous shit like mix it with soda. Also lots of liquor stores give discounts if you buy in greater quantities. Mine takes 10% off if you buy a number that is divisible by 6.

>>81872905
>Buying your favorite bottom-shelf bottle of vodka exclusively implies you're a degenerate who takes nothing but shots or does barbarous shit like mix it with soda.
damn so that's why the old lady cashier always gave me a sad and disappointed look whenever I would buy and new bottle.

>>81872905
>Mine takes 10% off
You own a liquor store?

>>81872941
Yes. She knows exactly what you are doing with that bottle and she's disappointed. Upgrade to mixing cocktails. If you're gonna be a sloshy drunk then you might as well be cultured about it and have the final product taste one-of-a-kind.
>>81873029
No. I meant mine as in "my usual". I'd like to own one later in life if I get rich enough. Seems like a piss-easy method for turning a profit once you overcome the large initial investment.

>>81873086
Why are you such a pretentious faggot. No clerk gives a fuck if you're a poor alcoholic or a rich alcoholic.

>>81873137
>Why are you such a pretentious faggot
Specifically because it pisses you off.

>>81872905
i am a degenerate who takes nothing but shots though

>>81873318
>I am a degenerate
Does it make you happy?

>>81873325
i mean the alternative youre proposing itt was to cover up being an alcoholic degenerate

>>81873344
>cover up being an alcoholic degenerate
It's not being an alcoholic degenerate, I'm sampling a variety of distinct ethanol flavors mixed with one another to create an even more complex experience. It's called being a mixologist and it's elegantly cultural.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzcSoAXLIYw

Why are you ignoring me >:(
Just get the water and leave!

>>81872609 (OP)
>nothing sweet
Have you tried soju though, anon? I typically don't like sweet drinks either but that shits good as fuck.

>>81873597
i bought a gin and 2 vodkas
>>81873604
ive tried it but its sickeningly sweet

>>81874034
>i bought a gin and 2 vodkas
Alright. Let's get wasted

>>81874034
>Gin
Based. Now get tonic water to go with that

>>81874034
Welp becareful with it and don't forget the water desu

>>81872905
>Buying your favorite bottom-shelf bottle of vodka exclusively implies you're a degenerate who takes nothing but shots or does barbarous shit like mix it with soda
ouch

>>81872855
thanks i had gin before and thought it was gross but its actually really good

>>81874840
>its actually really good
Tastes like pine trees. Not saying that's a bad thing