Considering doing this as a thirdworldcel. Need advice from people who actually cycle, not reddit scientists or people who watch more plates less dates.

>>81872773 (OP)
>Need advice
>>>/fit/ why would you even ask this here

>>81872773 (OP)
Do 500mg instead of 250 for first cycle. Count your calories and protein, take the meme 1.6g of protein per kg eat like 3000 to 4000 kcal

>>81872773 (OP)
I haven't touched a gym since 2018, have wrists like a 12 year old, and STILL have a girlfriend. Becoming a /fitcel/ achieves nothing besides making you physically stronger and more attractive to gay men. Especially don't take roids.

ive started my NEET workout, chatgpt came up with it for me

>>81872800
Because there are a lot of anons here who take gear apparently
>>81872807
How long should I cycle?
>>81872808
>Have wrists like a 12 year old
You can't increase wrist size with training

>>81872808
Thanks for the post Chad

>>81872822
>How long should I cycle?
You should read more on roids getting information handed over to you on this topic is dangerous because you can be missing important context. Do you know what PCT is? What is your age? Do you know steroids can permanently fuck your brain?

>>81872822
>You can't increase wrist size with training
Yeah and you can't fix your dogshit personality and empty bank account by hitting the gym either. Good luck getting swole and taking years off your lifespan so men on the internet can say "looking huge bro!!" You live in a third world shithole and your top priority is "ooooh fuck dude I gotta get big!" when you should be focusing on not living in a shithole. Typical incel lack of priorities.

>>81872842
I know what PCT is, I am 28, I know the typical cycle length is 10 to 12 weeks. It won't permanently fuck my brain at a low dose, especially because my brain is finished developing.

>>81872852
I'm just looking for your guys actual experiences with cycles and what you got out of it.

>>81872852
Oh OK then happy blasting I'd do a 16-20 week cycle for first cycle. Imo 10 12 weeks is too little because you need to give your body time to adjust to the roids, once your body is adjusted you'd obviously want to get as much use of the steroids as possible

>>81872866
If you start thinning your hair take dht blockers, test is very hair safe if you take it alongside dht blockers

What does "250mg" mean in this context?
250mg a day?
A week?
A month?
Also test ethanate is a liquid... I'm not sure measuring it in mg is correct. Online vendors use ml. Is 1mg = 1 ml?

>>81872844
Bro let op cope being brown and poor is nightmare mode

>>81872876
My family doesn't really have a history of hair loss and I'm east asian, I think I'll be ok.
>>81872866
Yeah, I heard that it takes about 4 to 5 weeks to start seeing the effects right?
>>81872883
It means a week. It doesn't mean 1mg = 1 ml it depends on the concentration of the test. Usually it's about 250mg to 200mg per ml of oil.

>>81872883
It is the concentration of the dose calculated in m/v
Trt doses are sold like this
250mg of testosterone per 1ml ampoule
You take roids weekly so if you're cycling 250mg you'd inject 1ml per week from a 250mg/ml dose, if you cycle 500mg weekly you'd take 2ml weekly etc etc

>>81872889
Fuck OP. I don't care how brown and poor he is. People making poor life decisions deserve criticism no matter what. Dude probably doesn't even have a car and is going to spend money on roids that'll never make him taller or more attractive. I was born poor and witnessed so much of this behavior it makes me want to pull my hair out.

>>81872925
Roids are dirty cheap in turd world. I can buy testosterone and psilocybin shrooms online for pocket money here

>>81872925
Actually I own a home, and went to Uni in America. I said I'm a thirdworldcel but I'm not poor.

>>81872934
>east Asian
>studied in murica
Where from

>>81872773 (OP)
Most natties won't look like that after 10 years of lifting let's be honest. Just do the gear nigga.

>>81872958
Northern China kind of near inner mongolia

>>81872968
Very interesting, roids easy to get there?

>>81872932
Price is irrelevant. Juicing is abysmal for your health and all your gains are FAKE. Fake gains are worth as much as those gold coins that are actually just chocolate on the inside. No amount of roids will make OP tall either and since he's Asian I guarantee he's not.
>>81872934
So you're rich and own property? Why are you even talking about steroids then? You should already have a gf. Seriously can't think of anything better to do than indulge your chronic body insecurity? Like really, why do you want to do this?

>>81872979
Very easy to get from gyms and underground labs

>>81872983
>No amount of roids will make OP tall either and since he's Asian I guarantee he's not.
I am 186cm I am not han chinese

>>81872997
Dude you're just digging the hole even deeper. So you're tall, have your own house, have a uni education, and you still want to take roids? Again, why? There's no explanation left at this point besides body dysmorphia. You're a liar or are mentally unwell.

>>81873018
>There's no explanation left at this point besides body dysmorphia.
I want to get really big and I think it looks nice, I'm not doing it for women

>>81872919
Awesome, thanks for the explanation.

>>81873018
>>81872983
Not everyone wants to live a long life. Most of us want to be candles that burn the brightest and live to our fullest potential

>>81873024
Ok so you're not willing to tell the truth. No one "just wants to get big". Ask yourself why you actually want to drastically change your body with drugs and try to answer yourself honestly. My work is done here.

>>81873054
Sometimes it isn't that deep man, my natural gains have stalled, I want to get bigger.

>>81872773 (OP)
I think you should try 250mg a week for a few weeks to see how it works for you and maybe go up to 400mg if it goes well.

>>81872811
What is your neet workout? Is it just calisthenics?

>>81872773 (OP)
Be aware that taking testosterone might lead to accelerated norwooding. If you don't care about getting a girlfriend then go ahead but otherwise roiding may lead to going bald earlier than expected which is bad for SMV.

>>81872808
>more attractive to gay men
So being big makes you more attractive to femboys?

Testosterone is not a magic cure all. Its a growth hormone that helps you transition from child to adult. Your body isn't meant or built to constantly have high levels of it especially as you age.

Taking testosterone is the straight version of trannies taking estrogen pills and just as gay.

>>81872808
this is a false statement, being in good shape has contributed to my lays, current gf likes me being muscular, ex gf liked my muscles and had never been with a muscular man, ex before that was in awe, ive had lesbians grope me because they'd never felt proper biceps before. The list goes on, you look better being in shape and muscular. Roiding is retarded tho.

>>81873372
i agree anon, post physique though

>>81873413
I actually did a day ago and got banned for 24 hours so I cant be arsed being banned again. Can't reset router it doesn't work.

>>81873421
>has a girlfriend
>posts pictures of his body on the internet for attention
whore

>>81873427
actually it was proving a point because some little shit called me a ''coping dyel'' when I pointed out that an OP's image was using roids, he never responded so I won. Gf also knows I will if im arguing with strangers on the internet.

>>81872773 (OP)
Do women like steroid users? Like is it necessarily a disqualifier to take you on a date?

>>81872808
You have a gf because you're thin. You don't need to roid but you at least need to be in decent shape or be thin. If OP is fat he would benefit from gym

>>81872822
>You can't increase wrist size with training
Explain to me why i should lift or roid if I'm a wristcel?

>>81873444
trips of truth but what if it was a 5d ploy to get fap material

>>81873421
man, wasn't there a whole thread up with anons posting cocks

>>81873489
I can only assume I intimidated the lurking jannie, jannies like penis so wont ban.
>>81873488
oh...i hope not

>>81873486
Because it makes your muscles look huge compared to your small wrists. Really makes them pop. Its pointless if you have really narrow clavicles though. That's brutal.