Husband Thread - /r9k/ (#81873407) [Archived: 227 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:42:16 PM No.81873407
husbands
husbands
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Which one of these men would you marry femanons and faganons? Please state your sex and your choice. Choose wisely as you can't get divorced for at least 20 years. Make your decision based on what you think their looks, personality, and life is like with the information given. Reply in the thread or vote here: https://strawpoll.com/05Zdza8MQn6
Replies: >>81873415 >>81873425 >>81873426 >>81873432 >>81873455 >>81873499 >>81873505 >>81873515 >>81873568 >>81873613 >>81873631 >>81873655 >>81873675 >>81873746 >>81873756 >>81873857 >>81873962 >>81874057 >>81874294 >>81874449 >>81874678 >>81875249 >>81875280
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:43:22 PM No.81873415
>>81873407 (OP)
Where's the BBC and saar option?
Replies: >>81873422
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:44:06 PM No.81873422
>>81873415
2 is black there's no indian option today
Replies: >>81874079
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:44:24 PM No.81873425
>>81873407 (OP)
thank you for including the body count
all of them look like they would cheat on me, im gonna go with 1 because we are both virgins
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:44:31 PM No.81873426
>>81873407 (OP)
>no latinos
not participating in this thread bye
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:45:59 PM No.81873432
>>81873407 (OP)
femanon and 5 because he's a neet
Replies: >>81873475
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:48:47 PM No.81873455
>>81873407 (OP)
6>3>2>4>5>1
I would expect a bouncer to have a higher body count though. Also the real problem with 5 is not that he's unemployed but that he's a reddit mod.
1 is just too young
Replies: >>81873475
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:50:28 PM No.81873465
>anyone aside from 5 having a body count
Top lmao
5 for lifetime lover happy ending
3 for paypiggy
/thread
Replies: >>81873475 >>81873521
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:51:32 PM No.81873475
>>81873465
>>81873455
>>81873432
none of you are women, its disgusting
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:54:19 PM No.81873499
>>81873407 (OP)
3 because he has a low bodycount and my family would be happy with his job
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:54:55 PM No.81873504
not gay but i would husband all of them
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:54:58 PM No.81873505
>>81873407 (OP)
old hag fembot
i choose 3, i'd have chosen 1 if he wasn't so young
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:56:37 PM No.81873515
>>81873407 (OP)
>Doesnt consider the consent of the men on the picture
Sexpest behaviour. It is settled then, you are a troon
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:57:29 PM No.81873521
>>81873465
Guys like 4 who are kind of ugly but with that moustache and do shit like tattoos always have a high bodycount man
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:59:22 PM No.81873536
>number 5 having high bodycount
Lol. Incel homosexual fantasies right there.
Replies: >>81873546
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:00:47 PM No.81873546
>>81873536
aw he should have 0 bodycount so you can feel more justified about picking him kek
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:04:33 PM No.81873568
>>81873407 (OP)
>Asian guy has 1 body count and is not a turbo virgin autist
Unrealistic idiot OP.
Replies: >>81873595
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:08:23 PM No.81873595
>>81873568
When I went to Uni most of my asian friends had at least 1 girlfriend during that time. The really smart ones who go to top 20 schools usually do.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:11:07 PM No.81873613
>>81873407 (OP)
6>3>1>4>5>2
honestly for me
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:13:21 PM No.81873631
>>81873407 (OP)
1) that guys probably a troon.
troons dicks don't work so pass
2) looks boring, dick is probably good but thats not all there is pass
3) he's cute. i dated an asian guy like him before and he kinda had the asian version of autism. idk if i can explain it but asian people just have a different strain of autism than in the west. if he's interesting and doesn't have that kind of asian parents that choose a partner for him i'd date him
4) kinda ugly and effeminate probably pass
looks like a sex pest too
5) chin looks fake pass
6) he looks chill i'd like him to take me to a kebab shop for cheesy chips at 2am date
Replies: >>81873663
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:16:10 PM No.81873655
>>81873407 (OP)
>Which one of these men would you marry femanons
1.. This isn't even a question?? Anyone who chooses otherwise scares me
Replies: >>81873677
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:17:08 PM No.81873663
>>81873631
>asian people just have a different strain of autism than in the west
fuck maybe that's why I feel autistic but not autistic at the same time
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:18:32 PM No.81873673
So fucking brutal women don't even give a fuck about bodycount. I am 28 and still a khhv because I care about that.
Replies: >>81873714 >>81873800
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:18:58 PM No.81873675
annoyed
annoyed
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>>81873407 (OP)
body count matters much less for men
but i bet incels will screech about how they pick chad anyways
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:19:22 PM No.81873677
>>81873655
he looks like he's a tranny and jerks off to interracial porn
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:24:24 PM No.81873714
>>81873673
the term
>body count
for the number of people you've had sex wtih is disgusting. how did that ever catch on?
Replies: >>81873723 >>81873732
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:26:14 PM No.81873723
>>81873714
Would you prefer sex count?
Replies: >>81873729
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:27:07 PM No.81873729
>>81873723
yes. referring to people as
>bodies
is dehumanizing. it's something soldiers do when bragging about kills
Replies: >>81873739
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:27:29 PM No.81873732
>>81873714
Because normalfags are disgusting sex freaks. Sex outside marriage/live long monogamy relationship is disgusting.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:28:34 PM No.81873739
>>81873729
To the people with high bodycounts they literally were just bodies
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:29:17 PM No.81873746
>>81873407 (OP)
Where is the chance of trooning out of each of these men? Would femanons like it if their husbands trooned out?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:30:18 PM No.81873756
>>81873407 (OP)
>1
Virgin, young, no job, no info whether what he's studying is even worthwhile. And looks like a woman on top of that. Fuck no.
>2
He looks hot, but it also depends on how famous and well-off he is with his influencer career. If it's niche, volatile, and unstable, then no. If he's doing very well for himself, then yes a thousand times.
>3
Seems like a very good choice, if he's about to leave school and become a doctor. Especially if he has some relationship experience. My answer: strong yes.
>4
I like that he's an artist and good enough at it that he has people willing to pay him money to create permanent art on their bodies. But it also depends how well-off he is. If he's barely scraping by on his income, then no. If he makes enough to live reasonably comfortably and to save up and e.g. go on vacations at least once every few years, or for emergencies, then yes.
>5
Given his body count and looks, I assume he used to work as a high-profile model, influencer, or something along those lines. But if he has no intention of ever working again, and he has no income outside of being a leech on his parents, then fuck no.
>6
Seems okay. But might get seriously hurt or killed in the future, so I'm not particularly thrilled.

If you indulge me making a few assumptions, it goes like this:
2 > 3 > 4 > 6 > 5 > 1
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:32:16 PM No.81873800
>>81873673
there have been multiple women saying they choose 1 because hes a virgin. are you blind or something?
Replies: >>81873846
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:33:17 PM No.81873808
>>81873756
you arent a woman bye
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:38:23 PM No.81873846
>>81873800
They are lying or are not women. Everytime I post about being a khhv nobody cares.
Replies: >>81873870
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:40:19 PM No.81873857
>>81873407 (OP)
1 is too effeminate, 2 is black, 3 is pretty good if he graduates, 4 looks like a pedo, 5 is a manwhore, 6 is fat. Guess 3.
Replies: >>81873873
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:41:59 PM No.81873870
>>81873846
>Everytime I post about being a khhv nobody cares
1 is also attractive, nobody knows what you look like
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:42:56 PM No.81873873
>>81873857
Whites act like there's some sort of conspiracy against them when black guys seem to be among the ones suffering the most. I feel for average black dudes that aren't roidmonkeys that don't get anything. Sorry you have to deal with this
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:46:07 PM No.81873896
>>81873595
Sure I went to a T20 and many of the Asians guys were far better off than r9k would suggest.
Still a bunch of autists.
Replies: >>81873908 >>81874073
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:47:31 PM No.81873908
>>81873896
Yeah, there are a lot of autists ofc at those schools but it's not like what r9k says where asian guys are guaranteed to be incels or something.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:53:39 PM No.81873962
>>81873407 (OP)
all weirdos besides 3.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:00:00 PM No.81874009
>>81873870
I am not going to post myself. I don't mind posting myself in private but not on here.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:06:46 PM No.81874057
>>81873407 (OP)
>u-uh m-my bodycount is 5
that guy is a Liar
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:09:24 PM No.81874073
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>>81873896
>tfw didn't go to t20
every day it drives me to suicide to realize that my degree is completely worthless because i went to a shit school in the middle of nowhere, and my weird, deformed looks lead people to believe i'm retarded or autistic. i'm studious enough to ace every class at my shit school but wasn't smart or driven enough to get into an elite school so now i'm left in a midwit limbo where i do well but i know that my progress is meaningless and unable to relate to anybody around me. lahnd hawhwuichauicvlbvluibgluifs!!!!!!!!!!! (that's me yelling and punching my thigh over and over again because i hate myself so much for being a midwit who couldn't do well on the SAT and didn't want to study for it either because i assumed only dumb people had to study, and for being too lazy and socially isolated to excel in extracurriculars!!!!! i went to some college prep school where a bunch of people were super smart and i realized that it was hopeless, that i shouldn't bother unless i could be the best so i gave up on studying or even attending class most of the time, all because I DIDN'T DO WELL ON THE PSAT AND THE GIRL I LIKED DID SO I DIDN'T CONSIDER MYSELF GOOD ENOUGH. MEDIOCRE MIDWIT FEELS ;(((((!!!!!!!!! ONLY GOOD AT FOLLOWING ORDERS BUT NOT THINKING!!!!)
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:10:08 PM No.81874079
>>81873422
2 just looks like a tanned white man who wears boomer print t-shirts with skulls on them
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:36:30 PM No.81874294
>>81873407 (OP)
Number 3. He is not hideous and will become a doctor, plus as a koreaboo I love Korean guys
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:43:47 PM No.81874344
>>81874294
He's 10x more likely to be Chinese
Replies: >>81874374
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:47:36 PM No.81874374
>>81874344
My bad, it was supposed to be Asian guys. Still better than the rest
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:56:55 PM No.81874449
>>81873407 (OP)
5 because I'm curious what such a CHAD is doing working as a r/antiwork mod
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:25:28 PM No.81874678
>>81873407 (OP)
Obviously 1, I'm already dating a guy almost exactly like that and he's pretty cute
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:29:22 PM No.81875249
>>81873407 (OP)
6 sounds hot as fuck and not a manwhore, could protect me, he is the perfect husband here.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:32:43 PM No.81875280
>>81873407 (OP)
1 looks like he would want to be pegged or some gay shit
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:37:22 PM No.81875314
Never believe a woman
Replies: >>81875330 >>81875466
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:40:09 PM No.81875330
>>81875314
Always believe a woman
Replies: >>81875466
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:56:49 PM No.81875466
>>81875314
>>81875330
Believe a woman sometimes