How do you get a Catholic gf?

>>81876678 (OP)
I would probably avoid becoming catholic and going to church. I'd say just go on reddit and ask around.

>>81876678 (OP)
Go to church, Catholicism requires church attendance unlike a lot of Protestant slop.

>>81876678 (OP)
i kinda want to date a catholic girl because im a huge warhammer nerd, it would be like dating an irl sister of battle

>>81876678 (OP)
live in a country where there are many catholic girls

>>81876760
no, instead you'd get a roastied out whore with an extensive sexual history

>>81876942
no catholic girls arent like that you protestant faggot

>>81876978
>no catholic girls arent like that
ever met italian or polish women?

The first step is, you need to let go of your self respect. Other guys fucked her brain out on a first date, but she values you that's why you're gonna take her to 10+ dates to even hold her hand. Second step, judgement. She might have been a little curious thus tried a new dick here and there. She knows now what she wants. Ten guys in a row treated her like a cumdump and humiliated her even in public.That's a priceless experience which helps her be who she is rn. Step no 3, collect some wealth, a stable well paying job and basically grind like a madman. Step 4, you need to integrate into her circles. Majority of the guys she sucked balls on are still in her life. Despise smirk smiles and not understandable (for you) jokes, 'friends' are like a family.

>>81876678 (OP)
lmao I was raised catholic and I can tell the guy that made this image wasn't raised catholic and converted because he played too much Warhammer and thinks it's based.

Anyway most catholics now aren't white so if you want a real catholic gf the philippines south america or africa would be your best bet.

>>81877043
this meme was clearly ,ade by a protestant seething at catholics

>>81876678 (OP)
>Fantasy: Loyal trad girl who will never cheat
>Reality: She will leave and take the kids if you stop paying 15% of every paycheck to the church or if she catches you masturbating. You will walk in on her fucking your dog.

>>81876678 (OP)
That's not a catholic gf, that's an autistic and most likely psychotic gf

>>81876678 (OP)
I grew up Roman Catholic and went to a school run by nuns. Didnt know people saw it like that. I guess muricans tend to be protestant weirdos so I guess it makes sense.

this is the reality of the situation.

>>81877069
those are protestants
i've never met a single catholic person who is obsessed with the tithe but every single protestant seems to be

>>81876995
What the fuck... are you genuine or trying to make anons kill themselves?

>>81876987
Or irish or latina

>>81876978
I went to a Catholic school attended almost entirely by Catholics. They absolutely see.

>>81876678 (OP)
Go to church events.
Talk to girls here from Mexico, Brazil, Philippines, etc.

>>81876678 (OP)
lol I wish catholic girls were like that
t. cradle catholic

>>81876678 (OP)
I'm catholic (luckily never molested) and it's honestly the same with other types of women. TONS are whores and there is like the 5% who actually give a shit. In my observations most of the 95% that are whores are spics from places in Central/South America whearas the 5% are mostly Mexicans and Europeans. I'm a Spaniard (truly Spanish, not Mexican Spanish) and still have no luck with them.

>>81876678 (OP)
Can someone answer why the Catholic girls would use the "poophole" loophole to claim to be virgins while protie women didn't even bother?

>>81876757
Catholicism sounds retarded. What does God need with a building?

>>81879775
>poophole loophole
This deserves a kek. Also see >>81879021

>>81876678 (OP)
>this comic
>still typing like a nigger
it's incredible.
Hey chall, I was sleep itself. mup dee doo fr fr bussin crash out sick ohio yeet cake lock in drip

>>81879823
This hurt my eyes to read.

As somebody from a catholic majority country it amazes me how deluded and retarded you guys are and how can you be as stupid to believe the average catholic woman is anything like in memes and not a piece of shit whore like any other roastie

Only a braindead desperate retard can truly believe catholic women are faithful, "trad" (whatever that means) and a machine of birthing babies.

>>81879021
>whearas the 5% are mostly Mexicans and European
TOP KEK
LMFAO

>>81880412
>As somebody from a catholic majority country
What country?

>>81876987
>ever met italian
You clearly never did. If you really think italian women (not even italian American, actual Italians in Italy) are anything remotely similar to le trad gf meme then you probably never left your house. Stupid cripple

t. Born, raised and trapped in shitaly

>>81880462
EAT YOU FUCKING PASTA LUIGI

>>81876678 (OP)
>...and that's why the french revolution was masonic.
holy based
>>81878490
>this is the reality of the situation.
was, is and will always be.

>>81876678 (OP)
>>81878490
Excuse my art skills, I can't redraw them to be fat as everliving fuck

why is the catholic a fucking midget

>>81880534
they are le smol

>>81876678 (OP)
I met a filipina chick from /soc/ on discord a year or two ago who talked all about masonry just like that. She was also a complete freak with all these strange and obscure sexual fetishes. I really should've made half-arab half-pinoy babies with that nutcase while I had the chance.

>t. lapsed maronite

>>81880579
>filipina
Literal sea people. They deserve genocide.

>>81876678 (OP)
E-papists are delusional.

>>81880582
my ancestors were sea people too man, I could've made it work.

>>81880681
You also deserve genocide. Shut the fuck up

>>81880681
Hey I know that one

>>81880694
yea yea whatever you say landlubber
>>81880730
she's a good one, super hot

>>81880750
Whatever you say degenerate sea faggot