Thread 81877108 - /r9k/ [Archived: 209 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:45:58 PM No.81877108
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Is 31 too old to find a bisexual girlfriend? I want a girlfriend who I could share attraction to other women with
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:50:28 PM No.81877157
>>81877108 (OP)
I need to be that cock so bad
I've dreamed about 2 girls sucking me for so long
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:04:37 AM No.81877286
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>>81877108 (OP)
All girls are bisexual, even the ones saying they are straight.
Most will do a threesome if all their magical conditions are met.
How absurd those conditions are is a different story.
Finding a 3rd that meets your girls conditions AND is willing to be used for sexual gratification by a couple.... there is a reason they are called unicorns.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:06:03 AM No.81877308
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>>81877157
I've had a threesome 6 times, still never pulled of a double blowjob.
Did have them switch off sucking my cock while the other made out with me, but not a double blowjob.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:15:36 AM No.81877382
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>>81877286
To be honest it wouldn't have to be threeways, just enjoying checking out women together, or her having fun with friends would be fine
>But that's cuckolding!
Women can't have kids together so by definition can't cuckold you.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:17:13 AM No.81877391
>Chad gets to experience this as just a normal part of the joy of being alive, while (You) rot alone waiting to die.
I want this cucked species to be fucking exterminated.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:30:45 AM No.81877488
>>81877108 (OP)
Women only do this with extremely good looking chads. The average man doesn't have this happen for him, the most he can get is fucking another woman while his girlfriend absentmindedly watches. They don't get all happy and start making out and stuff unless they're with chad, their womanbrains start going "we're being sexed by chaaad, I'm so happy excited about chad that I want to kiss you too". They don't get like that for normal men, even during (likely soullessly pre-planned) threesomes.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:38:28 AM No.81877572
>>81877108 (OP)
Of course not. In fact that's around the time where girls start to experiment more and discover broader aspects of their sexuality. People think it's college or university but that's mostly perpetuated by the male gaze and porn
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:44:24 AM No.81877632
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>>81877382
I never count women as cheating cause the act of sex cannot exist with out a man.
End of the day, my cock wins.
>Just wanna enjoy checking out women together
Nigger that's easy as fuck, start with tv show characters and ask litterally any girl "do you think she's pretty" then slowly move that to normal girls on the street but transition slow like "doesn't that girl look like...." to "do you think that girl could be (character or role) in (name of show) then finally "do you think she's pretty?"

Getting girls to make out is easy, give them attention.
I like threesomes. I want threesomes. My dream is a main girl, and the morally ambiguous sex crazed third girl that fucks me behind my GFs back and slowly breaks every "rule".
>Okay, we can have a threesome but he has to use a condom with you
>Okay he doesn't have to use a condom but he can't cum in you
>Okay he accidentally came in you, but you can't just show up and start fucking us
>Okay fine fuck us whenever but it has to be both of us don't fuck him behind my back
>Okay, you started fucking both of us behind each others back, but it's just sex. No emotions or saying "I love you"
>Okay, we love you but no moving in
>Okay you can live with us, but no bringing other girls for sex
>Wow, that friend you brought over for sex was great. I can't believe I was such a bitchy prude. Wanna make another sex tape together bestie?
Totally unrealistic but it's a fantasy. Closest Ive got is a gf who after we broke up was cool with having another threesome together....
That was one of the best threesomes of my life though. Came in both girls
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:46:34 AM No.81877662
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>>81877572
The tricky part is being able to meet and talk to college girls while 31.
By then you already graduated so unless you know someone who introduces you or are going for post grad degrees its kinda hard to find those chicks.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:53:22 AM No.81877719
>>81877662
I think you misunderstood anon and you should try looking on dating and hookup apps. Just remember that anything outside of straight is still a small percentile of the population
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:24:27 AM No.81878013
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>>81877719
>Dating apps
Don't bother even top 10% dudes I know think it's fucking insufferable.
On top of that enjoy getting data harvested or matching with bots or attention seekers that stand you up.

Dating websites kinda sucked in my day and I used them before they became total shitholes.
>Actual advice for meeting a bi girl
This is gonna be fucked up but try and meet a stoner or druggie. They are more open minded to shit and have lower inhibitions.
>If you wanna sink lower than that.
Join an AA group on Narcotics Anonymous group.
Which ever one you don't use is the best options.
If you are half way decent looking, charming, and willing to help with their baggage (keep in mind a lot of them lost their licenses, have court shit, and just had their only social lube upended).
Not gonna pretend like you are gonna be swimming in pussy, but you will meet women and network and be able to meet lots of new people... and a lot of them will be party girls court ordered to be there who fuckes their lives up hard and will use sex to keep themselves stimulated
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:31:17 AM No.81878043
>>81878013
That's absolutely a possibility which is why you should verify who you're talking to with a video call and ask casual question about your city. It's really no different from going to a bar or club otherwise. Just because someone wanted to chat and give you their number doesn't mean they want to fuck you or that there is any guarantee you'll see them again
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:44:56 AM No.81878141
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>>81878043
Honestly, they are just a giant time waste for women desperate to get validation and attention.
Nothing sucks more than showing up to a date and being stood up and ghosted.
If you think "oh cool, I'm okay with the sould crushing reality of this happening 5 of every 10 agreed matches and then not matching with anyone and when I do match the bitch can't hold a convo....
Then be my guest.

I prefer conversing with someone and direct feedback.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:51:32 AM No.81878194
>>81878141
That sucks anon. I'm sorry you had some bad experiences on them
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:08:07 AM No.81878309
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>>81878194
My experiences were extremely mid.
>one chick I actually made friends with and was cool and introduced me to new people
>One chick I fucked the first night and she had some dramatic tantrum where we had to take her to the ER over nothing
>One chick was way fatter than her pics, but sucked my dick when we met in the car and we had a pleasant convo over dinner.
Other than that lots of games and attention seeking. It was whatever, I was leaving to college soon so I deleted my account.
>Fast forward to now
Dude I currently know that tried the apps, lifts weights, and not a bad looking guy from a pretty well off family with his own place and car is struggling to meet bitches and telling me his horror stories.
Everyone is telling me their horror stories.
>Look into it more
>You no longer can browse around and measage whoever, everything is currated and region locked.
>Maximum data mining
>Maximum Upcharges for access
Bro, this is a hellscape.
Maybe decent in a massive SUPERCITY like New York, but honestly I always steer people away from dating apps. They need to collapse cause they don't connect people, they act as a gate keeper.
And people treat them like a magical wish granting genie and fall for the fake profiles of girls who say they wanna be the 3rd girl in a 3way.... only to get scammed.
I dunno, maybe I'm just an old out of touch asshole.
I did have luck with Omegle when that was alive. That was fun.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:08:41 AM No.81878310
>>81877108 (OP)
I'm 48 and a bisexual woman you're fine
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:24:48 AM No.81878421
>multiple anons in this thread having had threesomes
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:25:37 AM No.81878430
>>81878309
different anon here but those seem like some pretty good experiences to me

it was decent of you to help the one girl out assuming she wasn't trying to manipulate you
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:03:27 AM No.81878720
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>>81878430
Id that is a "good" experience, I'd rather be alone.... and that was A LOOOOONG time ago. Them days are over.
>Decent to help that one girl
I mean what else do you do. I was on a date and she was freaking out.
>Assuming she wasn't trying to manipulate you
Lol, she was.
She was dramatic as fuck and threw a tantrum cause I told her roommate we were planning a weekend of sex (her roomate already knew I fucked her).
Said I made her sound and feel.like a whore.
I told her whores get paid, she should feel like a slut.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:04:38 AM No.81878732
no, unless you're attractive than anything other than lights off, starfish sex is "degrading" and makes her uncomfortable