Thread 81882297

Happy day ver.

Previous gay day
>>81868814

Shit thread made by a one-note retard, need new

Eat a bullet ungrateful swine

make it yourself, nigga.

need british accent bf

found a new cute twinktuber
I don't enjoy his content in of itself, but he looks too precious not to watch him
wonder how attached I'll grow

that feelo when you realize you are the problem

>>81882297 (OP)
How do you become gay? Any tips for not getting raped or catfished?

>>81882543
Getting raped (or raping if you're a top) is almost essential to becoming gay though

>>81882543
1. Don't be a prison gay.
2. Don't try to become prison gay.
3. Have exclusive romantic and sexual attraction to men.
4. Get a bf and sex him.

I am a straight white man that is owed sex by bottoms

sigh i miss the argie rat(i was the one who first started calling him that btw) i guess i shouldnt have posted his pic on /r9gay/ so often

>>81879677
I'm short 5'5
My penis is small (7 inches)
My feet are ugly
I'm fat I weigh 130lbs
I'm weak
I don't look like chad

gosh having a bf and learning about his tastes in music, games & youtube sounds so fun

chadbot lives in a favela like his bf hue

If I lived in a favela shithole then maybe I could have sex because the bottoms there might have lower standards instead of only wanting sex with a tall chad

>>81882716
i hope my bf has no tastes in music, games & youtube so he can just copy my favorites and we live happily with zero conflict

i live in a favela shithole and i only want sex with a tall chad

>>81882784
My tiny white penis just shriveled up and retracted back inside my body

why does chadbot only post during american hours

its 6am in america this is prime euro hours hes one of yours

I love watching my dad suffer yay

Even my friends make fun of me for not being able to have sex with a bottom they're all like "how is it possible to be an incel when you're gay?" and they keep calling me gay even though I'm straight and I try to explain it to them but they just laugh at me

die friendnorm

double die dadnorm

>>81882322
He makes great editions and actually has a pulse on the wider r9gay community and doesn't just blogpost in the op or fails to follow the template. He corrected mistaken numbers multiple times and his editions are usually topical, related to what was talked about in the thread. Die retard.
>>81882341
Don't. They can't make it properly

>>81882670
That was so far ago I barely remember

I wish I was shorter so I could have sex with r9gay twinks

>He makes great editions
Lol
>and actually has a pulse
:(
>on the wider r9gay community
lol
>and doesn't just blogpost
LMAOOOO
>in the op or fails to follow the template.
lol
>He corrected mistaken numbers multiple times
lol
>and his editions are usually topical, related to what was talked about in the thread
lol
lol
>Die retard
lead by example

>>81882770
I don't know how one can be attracted to someone with shit taste in media

>>81882670
why do so many thirdies post on r9gay

>>81882821
No he isn't? He always posts late at night eu time. I would know since I'm actually european. You are correct it's daytime eu right now tho. Given his stats it is all but confirmed he is canadian simp

>>81882561
Well that is a dealbreaker for me. I do not want to be raped.
>>81882607
How do you get a bf? What are some tips and tricks?

>>81882921
You keep trying to make this claim without posting any proof at all when everything points to the opposite I suggest you try taking your meds and stop trying to persecute innocent tops just because chad won't fuck you

crazy how all those people died

>>81882932
Must be heaven for sure

>>81882821
I usually post really late at night because that's when I get off of work but is weekend now

Dumb people will say you're an attention whore because you blogpost even tho you'd rather not get unsolicited advice. It's called venting and it's free, unlike paying for therapy lolmao.

>>81882883
it was only like 2022
>>81882907
not sure. we will probably need some thirdies to provide this insight

>>81882906
maybe the ratio isnt overwhelmingly shit or they have shit taste too

>>81882980
You know how many thread drama happened since then? Do you have any idea how many posters died and how many spawned since then?

>>81882992
no how many?

>>81882976
chadbot works? brutal...

>>81882907
being rich gives you access to more boys, who would have thought

filefag is an ugly masculine bottom with ugly manfeet and will never get a bf because of that

>>81882704
do you need a bf to eat your ass? can i also put it inside you?

filefag is my brother in arms
*waits for you to enter my embrace*

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79419893/#79421257
I miss this little guy. I loved trolling him with religious imagery to make him leave threads. OCD is so funny

>>81883046
I do need a bottom to eat my ass but I'm a top so no cocks inside me or fingers pls

>>81883012
works the corner selling his flat ass to dark skinned men

One good thing about being tall is that your bf doesn't need to get on his knees to suck you off

>>81883066
>flat ass
Take it back and apologize whore

>>81883056
at least let me finger you ass, you don't get to choose anyway midget bro

>>81883081
>you don't get to choose anyway midget bro
My life is over I will never have sex or a relationship as a short top it's over it's all over

>>81883075
>if your bf gets on his knees then you have to get on your knees

>>81883055
did that actually happen?

>>81883087
i literally wanted to fuck you a second ago

>>81883228
I'm a top sticking your cock in my ass would be rape it's not really the same thing

Need to come home and do the home stuff and wait for my husband and when he comes from his job it's gonna be an older twink husband, maybe with some facial hair, in an office short and he will drop his pants and underwear abd will kiss me. Cut, next scene. I'm on my tummy and the twink hubby is behind moving in a repetitive pattern, back and worth, still only in his shirt, tie and socks, with a satisfied expression on his face and I'm tired and call him daddy and breathing in abrupt manner and panting
Otherwise I want a math tutor twink, same set up

>>81883125
>if your bf gets on his knees then you have to get on your knees
To propose right?

>>81883243
can i rape then? i'll be gentle

Just got sexual anxiety while masturbating. Is it over for me?

>>81883262
yes, its the rule for everything

>>81883293
Uhhh no I'm a top so only I get to do the raping

>>81878415
Wait meowster is Swedish? Too bad you're a bottom.

>>81883353
he's 17 too lol calm down filey

>>81883032
I was not ever here why are you posting about me?
>>81883054
Hi anon what's up
>>81883357
Oh yea I forgot nevermind then age gap too big.

>>81883258
why didn't you describe what you were wearing

>>81883405
Even here* screw my stupid baka life

ruotsi prostate massage

How come all these posters get simps but I don't? this is just more top oppression by evil bitter bottoms

>>81882704
Sounds like a cute bf! I've said that before, but also, didn't you say you were 5'7"?

>>81883353
>I would date you based solely on the fact you live next door
Lmao

>>81883449
I thought I was that tall but I think I measured myself while wearing shoes so I just recently found out my real height is actually 5'5

>>81883420
I am anti state actually.
>>81883438
Which poster are you? Steely?
>>81883450
What do you suggest finding someone on another continent? Anyway not like I was determined to date him anyway baka stupid anon stupid stpid

ruotsi has finally joined the shota alliance of r9gay hehehe

>>81883469
>Which poster are you? Steely?
No this is chadbot

chadbot aka canadasimp
btw what do you think of 3ds' meltdown and suicide?
you could have saved him

>>81883489
You know saying the same thing over and over isn't going to make it true chuddy

>>81883473
I don't wanna date anyway who is under age or like under 20 probably the age gap is a bit weird. But it also depends on their personality I guess... I am not too picky I just don't want it to be weird.
>>81883477
You have tons of people simping for you even if it's ironically also no one takes you seriously because your type of posting. Woe is you!

>>81883499
>bla bla didn't answer the question award

>>81883465
Oh, I think I might do that too. I'm always fluctuating between 6'3" and 6'4", but I've been feeling short recently, I should pick up on it that grow taller. And measure myself again. You are still a cute guy, two inches shorter or not.

>>81883508
Name 1 poster that simps for me besides bunnymutt

https://litter.catbox.moe/lbnsas73yxctuobu.jpg
I hate jeans so much. Horrible material. Gib shorts. Or sweatpants. I hate having to wear jeans while I work in the summer heat. Nyergh
>>81883469
No, that's not me. I don't need simps because I don't need simps
>What do you suggest finding someone on another continent?
I suggest not getting excited over random strangers that happen to live nearby lol. I just can't comprehend how anyone can consider someone potential bf based solely on geography despite not knowing much about them. It's weird. It's grindr with extra steps.

thighfucking a twink with his feet on my face would fix me

>>81883477
Smug twinks are so good. Smug femboys are ehhhh
>>81883489
He got a bf, had sex and broke up and then killed himself lol
Like I said before everyone here is a fakecel who doesn't put any effort into his dating life and succeeds despite that with bare minimum

>>81883516
Yeah thanks for complimenting me on my looks when you have no idea what I look like
>>81883524
I really need this but I know it will never happen due to my looks

>>81883519
Random posters saying they wanna screw you as a joke mostly. It's the same for me.
>>81883523
Oh so chadbot is the one posting with those filenames. I was wondering who it was. Also I will not discuss this subject with you because it's not worth it just know I didn't mean it like that, ok?

>>81883551
being a "top" shorter than every bottom here must be soul crushing

>>81883551
I can only assume how you look when you're good on vibes only, and I think you look okay. And I saw that pic too that you posted yourself, it was ok.

I kinda miss the thread questions they should be brought back but with fun questions this time.

how do we farm for more engagement and increase r9gays visibility in the algorithm chat

>>81883632
Tell me how to become gay without getting raped. You guys are so exclusive and it is not clear how to join your ranks

>>81883632
R9gay is already pretty lively, what else do we need?
>>81883648
Being r*ped is not a requirement anon.

anime boys are so cute but I struggle to find real men attractive. I hate being prisongay.

>>81883666
Yeah but I only weigh 170 pounds so I am concerned with some dude catfishing me and raping me. What are some practices to go on dates or find partners without getting raped or STDs?

>>81883574
It really is and it's not just here literally every single bottom I've talked to is taller then me and probably stronger then me too
>>81883583
My fat skinny white boy ass is pretty ugly but thanks
>>81883571
>Random posters saying they wanna screw you as a joke mostly. It's the same for me.
All of those are bunnymutt and he's being serious he wants sex with me badly

>clean out for sex
>an hour later fart
uugghh

>>81883688
I am not an expert with this but from what I've read the tips are
meet in a public place, make sure a friend checks up on you every now and then, don't go to their house and don't go to secluded areas. I've also heard that if you're alone at night you should stay near a security cam to avoid being assaulted, but all these tips are for women so Idk if they will work for guys but probably?

>>81883697
It's not ugly, dummy. It's pretty, I think. Why do you think it must be ugly?

>>81883701
Nothing to stop the fart from coming out so you're still clean. Go have sex.

ruotsi simping for canadasimp oh no...

>>81883721
It has hair on it and my skin is rough

I wish I could casually sing in public
do anons like to sing?
I would sing for my bf

>>81883729
I am? That's news to me...

>>81883729
Isn't ruotsi new? I don't think he was even here when canadasimp was posting

Spaghetti is the worst food you can ever eat if you want to bottom the next day.

I should chose an anime boy for my avatar even though I look nothing like an anime boy.

>>81883781
New?? Me?? How DARE you... I was here before meow you know! Hmph! And I've been browsing r9k for even longer, I'm a true blooded oldfag (not really.)

ruotsi is loremaster of da thread
does he remember meow1 and his polish bunker bedroom?

>>81883814
I am not and no I don't. But I did used to browse r9gay yeaaars ago, like before the 1000 mark, maybe even before the 100 but then I stopped but I was still browsing r9k just couldn't be asked to read all the posts but I started again one or two years ago? Right before meow showed up, a few weeks or a month before. I didn't start posting with the file.png until a bit later though... It would be cool if someone could dig up the first file.png post I made in these threads. Maybe I'll do it myself some day.

>>81883801
Sorry chadbot is new here and only been posting a couple months so I didn't know

chadbot has been here for a while though, just constant whining about the same topic.

>>81883841
Absolutely horrid I say. Kneel before me and I *might* consider the possibility of granting you my forgiveness.

>>81883836
oh well i like you anyway even if you don't even know who i am(that's a good thing)

>>81883852
I think I started posting in march but I don't think it's that long of a time compared to others here

>>81883732
I barely noticed. It still looks fine, don't overthink it.

>>81883551
>Yeah thanks for complimenting me on my looks when you have no idea what I look like
Based chadbot
I hate when anons do this so much
>>81883583
I will never have good vibes because I can't have good vibes because I can't have good vibes it's over
>>81883604
You don't deserve it. Bring back good posters and ignore hue and other spam and maybe

I should probably stop posting now or people are gonna call me annoying again, sorry! I don't mean to shit up the thread I was just bored. I don't expect your sympathy or forgiveness though even if this does sound like an attentionwhoring post (it kinda is.)
>>81883857
Ah hey you're >>77829536 (is this how you link to the archive?) Are you the guy who asked me what I thought about filian? Sorry I know that's weird I just have insanely good memory.

>>81883869
March of last year maybe

Every swede is a subby bottom for big dick dom fins like meow

>>81883886
I wasn't posting at all last year I only first started posting on r9k as a whole this year

>>81883884
Yes thankyu ruotsi have a pleasant day :>

>>81883892
How did sweeden conquer Finland then? What about the russians?

>>81883798
I have anime boy hair yay I can cover my fave with my bangs yay I'm so cool

>>81883707
Thank you! That is a very thoughtful and helpful response. I will seriously consider this advice. I appreciate you!

Why does bunnymutt call posters by names meow used for them? Only meow calls steely steely and ruotsi ruotsi

I've always called ruotsi ruotsi doe and what else do I call steely besides freakishly tall giant

I got rejected today bros. I'm 28 yo and still khhv. I thought it was easier if you're gay.

>>81883976
Bottoms are responsible for this bottoms did this

>>81883884
He is bunnymutt

>>81883999
Bunnymutt the frankenfooted piss goblin doesn't post here anymore he's gone anon...

I am everyone
Everyone is me

I want a feisty bottom bf so bad, not a submissive one.

You can call me anonymous, like everyone before meow did
>>81884007
But he literally made this post...>>81883965

>>81884010
I used to want a feisty teasing bottom bf but now that I've been abused by so many bottoms for not being a chad I'm not sure what I want in a bf anymore

>>81884026
No that was archive schizo that made that post

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79419893/#79421011
Original bunny was a riot

>>81883688
>170 pounds
fatty

24 hours awake I could probably stay up forever at this point
>>81884064
Did bosnian nonce really wanna cut up dootchie into many pieces or is that a lie

>>81884067
How short are you to think 170 is fat lmao

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79419893/#q79421155
Hehehe

>>81884067
Mean but my BMI proves that I am normal weight and I have low body fat %

>>81883438
>tfw no bf with smelly feet

How much do I have to weigh before I am no longer cute or thin? I'm 5'9 and around 150lbs.

>>81884091
Are bottoms really into masc top's feet?

>>81884076
You're not bunnymutt I have it on good authority (retarded anon told me so)

Yes he had such fantasies caused by his ocd. Do you remember them going to matrix and back to this thread after bunny deleted his chat or whatever? Good times good times. Poor dootch tranny

You're canadasimp I have it on good authority (retarded anon told me so)

>>81884106
Yes. It's my whole world.

>>81884107
Bosnians are gross I wish Pavelic killed them all

Colorado said he wasn't the one getting dutchie to come back to the thread when bunny was crying for him, so who was it then? I'm pretty sure he is lying some he was the only anon interacting with bunny during that time and also given how much of a desperate friend collector he is I'm pretty sure he was friends with dutchie

>>81884124
What are your thoughts on Ratko Mladic, non-bunnymutt?

>>81884121
I'm a masc top and my feet have thick calloused skin and hair on them

I thought coloradokun was the one befriending hue or did he befriend them both
Should we assassinate him for being a double agent this whole time? Yes I think we should

serbs croats and bosians are all the same to me.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79419893/#79425936
Why did Lenny do this to 3ds TwT

colorado was one posting walls with filefag but both stopped and forgot the other exists despite posting in this thread to this day

>>81884144
Are there a lot more tops than bottoms?

>>81884144
But do they smell?

>>81884142
He is being held for crimes he did not commit but that should have happened anyway
I support Croatia above all tho, I even have an Ustase flag because it looks neat
>>81884165
I wish I were half as psychotic as 3dspic(pbuh) was

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77459652/#77464054
Poojeet teaching colorado the power of friendshit.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77459652/#77463973
And scamming him...

>>81884197
As far as I know there's way more bottoms then tops and bottoms seem to dominate gay culture like all the twitter twinks and femboys with hundreds of thousands of followers are all bottoms and all the gay memes and talk online seems to be centered around bottoms and tops trying to chase after bottoms
>>81884199
Yeah it's pretty noticeable when I take my shoes off after work

>>81884209
You could've gotten that int cro twink to be your bf :(
Do you ever regret not meeting up with meow?

I forgot that slovenian faggot used to post here and that he was sending lewds to apostle on discord lmao

>>81884242
>tfw no bf who stinks up the room with his feet every thime he takes off his shoes

>>81884106
Yes it's much more attractive than whatever prison gay monstrocity you're posting

>>81884273
You don't wanna simp for chadbot because you don't wanna simp for chadbot because you don't wanna simp for chadbot

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77620216/#77626216
Sho axis of r9gay repelled the ops from our walled garden never forget

>>81884281
I don't know who that is, this is the first time I've ever posted on this thread and this board for that matter.

I always said bunnymutt was based aside from his simping
One of the few good posters and a tru r9gay historian

YOU NIGGAS MUST BE ARCHEOLOGISTS
THE WAY YOU KEEP DIGGING UP THE PAST

>>81884255
Why are yuros so dreamy ToT
No, not really I don't wanna be bludgeoned with a hammer irl
I'm also afraid of flying lolmao
>>81884269
fatpostle doxxed him too iirc
Another op that met his fate I hope, selfhating retardo

>>81884273
It gets pretty strong idk if it's actually a good thing that they smell like that like I can smell them standing completely upright and they smell kind of acidic almost lemony

Waa I'm stinky ah hell

I don't want to go to work today I hate the night shift someone please get me sick :(

I'm about to start rdr2 again and maybe I can finish the story this time before I get bored. What are you gaybots playing this Saturday?

Eating cocoa pebbles again

>>81884433
I havent played videogames in a while, but I'm watching dudes play Total War Warhammer 3 on youtube. I could never play one of those games, my adderall doesn't give me enough focus for it.
Retweet if you would fuck Skarbrand in his flaming demonic asshole.

>>81884433
I'm playing beer drink

>>81884433
i've been playing enter the gungeon nonstop every single day and my head hurts and i'm trying to get into something different and recently got into super animal royale. perhaps soon i'll play rogue legacy 2, i bought it months ago and never played it.

>>81884336
Half of them look bad. Fin is so cute.
>Another op that met his fate I hope, selfhating retardo
Apostlei assume. He was semi active during your leave. Sadly he be alive.

>enter the gungeon
>super animal royale
3ds?

>>81884464
Watching others play is cuckshit

>>81884508
>Half of them look bad
dude come on what even are your standards
I'm not even into twinks but these are like the creme of the crop

>>81884516
That's dumb. Just because I don't find certain games fun doesn't mean I'm not interested in how people play them.

>>81884433
Nothing.
I'll spend the weekend setting up mods for a new Starsector run and then continually find excuses not to boot it up until the next update hits and I have to set the mods up again.

I bought Enter thr Gungeon earlier this year, played for around 5 hours and got bored. Game is too same-y and the restrictions on synergies sucks

i wish i was trugay and not a cocksexual porn addict. i also wish i didn't have a 7" thin micro penis.

I need to cure my adhd before I can game again

>>81884569
Same. The pills aren't helping.

Meow need bf where bf meow

bf machine broke

>>81884573
I'm hiding in your walls sending good vibes your way

>>81884541
wdym "restrictions on synergies"? i thought synergies added extra effects? it definitely does feel bland sometimes during the earlygame because of the lack of any unlocks. there are specific rewards for progression and mastery challenges, and you'll only start unlocking them after getting several dozen hours in.

>>81884555
Just start making out with guys, you will be gayverted in no time!

>>81884657
i only want to makeout with their dicks though because i am a prison gay incel.

>>81884584
So if you don't have a synergy you have a high chance of getting a drop that has synergy. When you get that synergy your chance of getting another synergy drops and so on.

>>81884680
i never once considered this a problem

>>81884718
It's inherently anti-fun

enter the gungeon is insanely boring. i've tried to get into it so many times.

s in 3ds stands for spic, dirty little

>>81884464
He's kinda sexy tho

>>81884766
synergies shouldn't be the foundation of the games enjoyment. the game released without them.

https://litter.catbox.moe/xsj1cy18oahadmp6.png
I got a 10e tip I'm getting rich (I still hate tipping culture btw but I'll gladly take the moneyay)

i put a shot of espresso in a glass of apple juice and i thought i was onto something but tastes so fucking awful

your comment is not original
you was mutted 2 sec.
nice try newfag

it must be weird to be gay but still live at home with siblings

just rape your siblings into submission

Is bunnymutt still awake or did he succumb to sleep

waxed today and barely ripped out any hair. my life is so over. gootbye. also Wordle 1491 5/6

>I sleep and unsleep.
>Behind me, on the other side of where I'm lying down, the silence of the house touches infinity. I hear time fall, drop by drop, and not one drop that falls can be heard. My physical heart is physically oppressed by the almost forgotten memory of all that has been or that I've been. I feel my head materially supported by the pillow in which it makes a valley. My skin and the skin of the pillowcase are like two people touching in the shadows. Even the ear on which I'm lying mathematically engraves itself on my brain. I blink with fatigue, and my eyelashes make an infinitesimal, inaudible sound against the felt whiteness of the pillow's slope. I breathe, sighing, and my breathing happens - it isn't mine. I suffer without feeling or thinking. The house's clock, definitely located in the midst of the infinite, strikes the half hour, dry and void. Everything is so full, so deep, so black and so cold!
>I pass times, I pass silences; formless worlds pass by me.
>Like a child of Mystery, a cock suddenly crows, unaware that it's night-time. I can sleep, for it's morning in me. And I feel my mouth smile, slightly displacing the soft pleats of the pillowcase pressed against my face. I can surrender to life, I can sleep, I can forget myself... And as incipient slumber wraps me in darkness, either I remember the cock that crowed, or it is the cock itself that crows a second time.

>>81885231
Lol I'm the only one still living at home my younger siblings moved out already and have lives of their own

>>81885303
Bunnymutt doesn't post here anymore so who knows

thinking about going outside today but i'm sick and it's 88 degrees.

Bottoms win again chat

>>81886720
are women banned from the turkish military?
otherwise this makes no sense

>>81886720
>submit proof
just walk in there with a lisp and the gay wrist and they'll clock you immediately. No need for anything else.

>>81886757
Grok says no
Turkey finally figured out a good system; tops to the front, women volunteers, bottoms stay as neets

>>81886720
Wait the way this is written makes it seem like bottoms can't even serve if they want to. What??

>>81886789
Bottoms are too precious to put at risk.

>>81886789
Setting up a fake recruitment center to entrap cute Turkish bottoms and make them prove their bottomhood

>>81886789
bottoms are GOD's gift on this damned Earth, why would you put those divine beings in harms way?
are you receptorphobic??!!? >:[

>>81886856
>>81886880
But what if a bottom wants to serve his country??

>>81886890
The purpose of the country is to serve the bottom, not vice versa.

>>81886720
>>81886856
>>81886880
Further proof that all bottoms hate tops and that tops are universally persecuted

>>81886926
Well, tops deserve to be hated.
Self-centred walking dildos. Can't even call them self-cleaning anymore, since most are just failed straightie prisonfags and thus allergic to basic hygiene.

State mandated inceldom

Played deltarune chap 1 and liked it (I liked it)

IN THIS THREAD >WE BELIEVE THAT:
top lives matter
bottom rights are human rights
no age is illegal
bisexuality is real
faggotry is faggotry
douching is everything

>>81886970
But bottoms just walk around with loose dirty assholes how are they any better? they are just worthless cum receptacles

>>81887005
>no age is illegal
no no no not that one

my CAT just BIT me on the shoulder while I was trying to giver a slice of ham, being a bunny boy is hard :(

>>81887011
>loose dirty assholes
those are not bottoms, those are top-to-bottom failedtop trannies

>>81887005
I only douche if I'm seeing one of my vers fwbs.
Tops I just let rim me out. They're all about that pen shit anyway.

>>81887053
Yeah keep telling yourself that you loose used up whore

>>81887005
>no age is illegal
>bisexuality is real
lol

>>81887049
My cats are bullied by the bnnuys

Lie lies lies lie

>>81887098
how?!?!? they must be some real tough bunnys.

30 minute run. Slow down? Hell naw boiiiiii we speeding up with each lap (or at least try with moderate success). Overcome. Triumph.
Can't wait to shave in few minutes and take a shower. Need to get this hair off my face.

>>81887193
Very tough predators :>
>>81887224
Heard you like fear 3, all those are nostalgic
1 is best doe

good news: I got a sick deal on a optimus prime fig

bad news: I have 11 dollars to my name

I need a big strong tuff bf to be powerful enough for the both of us, I'm too soft for this world.

>>81887484
Get a job noodles

>>81887484
Can your uncle get you a job? Nepotism is good actually

God damnit ive just had a 3 hour episode unironically sobbing and crying over how fucking miserable and lonely i feel. I feel like a shallow whore wanting the things I want. To boot it off I am undesirable, I always feel like I dont have the right to ask for anything I could consider a preference due to it. Imagine an ugly short fat dude demanding celebrities on tinder. Thats how I fucking feel. Im nail digging my arm out of self hate writing this, fuck

Genuinely where can I find a small, short, frail guy to date???? I really want to feel a shotamaxxed bf fall asleep in the bed, i wanna spoon them and nurture them and see them love me back, I wanted to go through life's thick and thin, experience its beauty with them. why was i created so unattractive, holy shit... I just wanted this, im old and undeserving and now its too late, i should just fucking die

>self satisfoed pedophile whining
I agree, you should die

Lavenderkun you're not actually ugly its a meme cheer up

Despite everything I feel pretty Normal yay nothing matters so might as well take a chill pill

Meow and bunnymutt are dead they are never coming back

>>81887623
Le GOOD.

story will outlive r9gay

>>81887544
Uhhh I can ask for an internship I guess.
>>81887533
Agreed
>>81887546
>shotamaxxed bf
grim, at least hoping you're a bottom since that makes it slightly better in terms of being a pedophile.

>>81887640
why did you post a woman

>>81887677
Because that pic is tuff. Any other dumb questions?

I will be the new thread bunny.

>>81887698
Okay you can start by asking to drink our piss

Doing this to fbf

HOW ABOUT YOU SUCK MY COCK

>>81887345
You need to stop reading the archives for your own sake. Cute bnuuy
>>81887581
That's probably him lol

>81887853
*not
Not him

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77459652/#77460578
Onto something

>>81887650
>>81887579

I wrote that in an extreme moment of pain. I was hysteric or whatever you call it and words didnt come out right. Im not a pedophile. I find most young people unbearable to be around let alone want them sexually. I wish I could have an adult with frail fem qualities. Thats what i tried to say at least.

I'd go molest a kid or do worse instead of deducting another adult with such qualities wouldnt prefer someone like me, if I was a pedophile. Wouldnt be whining about it here.

Their traits would be high value and what I bring wouldnt match them. Plus idk where to look.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77459652/#77460578
Lavender cake

>>81887941
Words words words if you genuinely feel that longing for a "shota" bf is where your mind goes when you're in extreme mental turmoil you're a gross pedophile no two copes about it

I will emerge as the biggest bunny boy when the time comes.

shota top x hag twink bottom is the future liberals dont want you to have

Where my old man over thirty bf to love me as my hag bottom over 25 self

>>81882297 (OP)
Anyone else stop getting attention from guys after 30?

>>81882900
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77455449/
Explain this then n word f slur

>>81888022
You got attention from guys? Whore

I like steelix but he is a faggy blogposter like 95% of his posts are blogging

and more fast food because I didn't clean up the kitchen and I had pizza yesterday. The beetus train has no brakes I guess and I'm getting it just in time to lose medicaid, although I haven't heard anything official about that yet.

Blogging is good actually

Anyone else never got attention from guys and is happy about it?

>>81888022
I get even more actually but only when I dress well and take care of myself, if I put on weight and get sloppy I turn invisible and all the compliments stop

my big gay butt

>>81888042
I already explain why I do that earlier in this thread and I didn't really do that when threads were actually good but it's so full of garbage for at least 2 years now that I have no reason to make effort posts anymore. Every good poster left and I'm suck here. Why do you like me tho????

>>81888014
Right here, but I'm not going to even humour the idea of a relationship unless you sign a document legally binding you to topping duty at least once per week.
Got no tolerance for freeloaders.

>>81888049
Oh no piggy I'm so sad can you see how sad I am to hear this? Have some pitty, piggy

>>81888078
Words words words I don't give a FUCK
>>81888088
Kill yourself.

>>81888072
needs to get stuffed...

>>81888115
Frogposters are scum. I wouldn't spit on a frogposter if he was on fire. He's also a bottom so might as well just die.

>>81888102
You hate me and I know it. Why lie? Bloo

>>81887968

I really dont care what you think. I said my piece.

>>81888130
No way baby I love you ta bitz bitch why would I hate you
>>81888135
Piecemeal pedophile die the death

Mommy is going to get me subway we're so back chat :D

>>81888049
Piggy please...oink for us. Post your beetusvoice for us. Piggy please. Live. You have to live piggu

Nobody will be my bottom bf because I'm a stone cold twink top incel.

>>81888142
Idk I don't think you have any reasons to like me either lolmeow

>>81888196
So true yet I do what a mystery

It's a long hard dusty road....

meow is dead he died to death

>>81888049
Piggy...little piggy don't...don't die. It's too early to join your momma. She is looking at you form pig heaven above. Little piggy...don't cry. Live. Love. Live! So we can laugh at you. Piggy TwT

>>81888215
The news of my death have Been grately eggsack gerated

Can't believe jonah failed to assassinate him what am I paying him for

>>81888215
pizza party at the wake?

>>81888213
I'm the world's greatest defective did you know that :D

>>81888256
You're gay knarr kloko ede

>>81888227

Maybe I won't get it, mom had prebeetus for like 5 years before it turned into the regular beetus and she lived 20 or so years with it. If made it another 25 more years and died around the age she did I would be okay with that. I don't want to be 70+ years old.

Chat I'm going to the sea tomorrow. I didn't choose this and I don't want it but should I bring my phone with me? It will be boring without it and I wanna shitpost in between watching fights (teehee). I don't wanna lose it or drop it in the water or...
>>81888271
Ah yes. Viking ship eats the clock indeed. I'm not gay tho I'm asexual yay.

Story will die in two weeks and it's just gonna be me here schizoposting alone

>>81888318
Wow same asexuals can be gay as hell doe

>>81888303

Just imagine story pig momma cheering you on from pig heaven. Every oink is +1 will power

I just drank TWO milkshakes, I'm gonna get fat! I think I should have another,..

>>81888343

In reality she would just yell at me for the various things I've failed to do, she always focused on the negative.

>>81888332
I love jerking my asexual penis to gay porn yattane

>>81888380
Ew kimoi

https://youtu.be/mz-Wha-GQj0
Never forget meow sold out to ccp

>>81888390
Well it's not gross gay porn just solo stuff or fantasy, I would never do something gross ^^

>>81888183
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77455449/#77456275

>>81888436
I was rereading that thread and refound it yes

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77455449/#77456521
What if the real pissfag was brad we made a long the way

>>81888409
Coping
>>81888394
Xie hua piao piao

meow is kinda asian since finns come from asia get it lol

>>81888476
Yes I gt it very funie

Checked the scale 81kg skinny legend

Finns are european mutts since they have mongol, sami, Swedish, and Russian dna in them.

Freakishly tall award

Does anyone rember fat canadian furfag who talked to bunny multiple times and wrote shitty poetry?

>>81888509
So you're saying meow took mongol Sami, swedish and russian dick juice inside his loose fin hole?

meow is jewish never forget and so is brad

Yay I'm 12,5 per sent jewish

>80kg skelly
Spoopy

Oh to be a skelly again and hear the jokes about blowing away when it was windy out.

brad is mexican larping as a french jew, he is just bpd and can't stick to one larp for longer than few months

uuuhm, I'm like 58kg...

Yeah but are you 6'6?

My dick is 6'6''

my muthaw is majority french and my fathaw was half jewish

I just ate a big mac by the way. I thought you all should know

Brad can eat fast food without being called a pig but I do. it isn't fair.

maybe cause brad is somewhat skinny

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77455449/#77460018
Kiwifaggot please return and force story to cut himself for you. He used to be fake emo he needs to go back to his roots

Stop linking threads I have to read them all aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I got someone to cut my name into their arm once

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77447764/#77447838
80s grandma looking ass

>>81882297 (OP)
i will be your boyfriend if u want but i am NOT gay so just bear that in mind

>>81888580
I'm 5'11" close enough desu, still very skelly

>>81888623
Why would you do that meow? Is it because you're EVIL mayhaps

I'm stone cold

>>81888657
He asked what he should cut and I said me and he did it he also did like 5 other people lol

>>81888623
How do you feel about your rapist bunnymutt retiring to this thread? Do you feel unease? Scared he will post your discord on soc again?

kiwi has a ebf asmr channel with 750k subscribers

I deserve a r9gay bottom bf of my choosing.

just found out about gay incels

>>81888645
>close enough
>7 inch differenc3
>>81888671
But why partake in his self hurting fetish?
>he was a cut whore
Oh ok nevermind make him cut something really long yay

>>81888685
He was at 1 mill before he got cancelled for diddling underage trannies (not in Minecraft but in real life)

>>81888677
I kinda don't care 4 real
>>81888700
For fun also he died from an overdose already

>tfw meow was the real kiwi all along
And yet nobody will care huh

>>81888014
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77447764/#77449110

>>81888700
but also a 23 kg diff! I swear I'm cool too!

>>81888711
Overdose of blood loss???
Damn. Meowster is this what awaits you

>>81888727
I am an aural entity yay my body is made of light
>>81888735
Hey thass me

>>81888747
Of drugs he took absurd amounts of all kinds of stuff

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77447764/#77450166
He keeps doing it and blaming it on bunnymutt

Our ancient ancestors loved tweek x craig this is so epic chat

Age gaps are so retarded, work on your daddy issues like damn

Or maybe i'm just not picky?

>>81882297 (OP)
i want to be called a pathetic, useless faggot and edged for hours then forced to wear a cage before im allowed to cum

>>81888772
Do r9gay bottoms really have dedicated peepee pants?

>>81888781

I can't even remember at what point I started posting here but I feel like it was around then, maybe 2018.

>>81884195
whos this beautiful stranger ;:B
>>81884132
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74199771/#74204686
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/76127990/#76140622
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/76110750/#76116756
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/73936899/#73951761

Archivekun is so cute when he exposes all the psyops for us

I can't stop sweating they made me work this wedding as a chef and then they're making me wash the dishes
I hate being stuck in this limbo I'm so fucking WET ITS LIKE IM TAKING A SHOWER IN MY CLOTHES JUST KILL ME GOD PLEASE

I met a guy who was friends with dutchie irl one time on disc

>>81888846
I could name a couple times archive schizo was wrong

>>81888836
Iirc grif never did it just said he was friends with dootch

leg hurting, carpal tunnel flaring up and the burger I got didn't fill my fat ass up. Not a good night.

>>81888846
You just liked I pointed out the pee posting was not your doing which everyone knew already. I'm not archiveschizo guy.
>>81888969
I'm not archiveschizo and I'm not the guy who mixed up kiwi and pooposter and I was literally never wrong ever and I keep getting proven right whenever someone asked me to "uhmmm source" even if it's shit they said themselves like turkroach did.

>>81889067
You were wrong about canadasimp and you were wrong about bunnymutt not being into piss

>>81889081
You're a retard not worth engaging with but I will say before the peefaggot started trolling bunnymutt (which he admitted to doing just so he can associate him with piss (his words btw)) bunnymutt explicitly said he isn't into that and also said he hates humiliation fetishes in general. Everyone who's been reading this thread knows it and it's not even that old of a lore so you have no excuse. I conclude you're subhumanlu dumb and probably didn't notice bunnymutt is back which I Immediately recognized and confirmed in his first thread appearance. I win, as usual
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77256503/#77263819
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77256503/#77263909
God I love being correct, I need a bf to suck my dick while I own retards like you daily

That quote was from memory I searched it in the archive while writing and confirmed I'm a genius once again lol

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77256503/#77264087
How do you think he's doing in college?

>>81889123
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77161964/#77168184
Ummm actually in your own archive post that you linked bunnymutt didn't say he wasn't into piss he just said he didn't want to kiss someone after they drank his own piss so maybe fact check yourself chud?

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77256503/#77264112
aaaaaaaaaa nonny!!!!!1! How was your day? Why did you use the bug spray? What made you gay O.o? Will you please stay? If I was religious I would pray (for that). We need more cute boyish boyboys like you >////<
What color are your socks? Do you enjoy collecting rocks? Or do you prefer looking at stocks?
Why are you so cute aaaaaaaaa how come a cute boyboy like you not have a bf yet ;-;
>>81889154
Noooooo bunnymutt don't link your based own posts aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Learning more about nuclear energy while I eat my hoagie
Story should eat more subway and slim down

>>81889201

I have never had subway before, despite there being one in town. What should I even get there?

>>81889192
>he can't even pee in front of strangers or is willing to kiss a pee drinker but he is totally a pee fetishist
Ok chadbot. Like I said you're dumb as fuck and not worth engaging with.

I officially denounce all gross fetishes r9gay posts about including but not limited to bodily waste consumption
Signed, bunnymutt
>>81889215
I've been getting the same ham and cheese with onion and pickle for like 15 years
I reckon that's better than eating mcdonaldslop, eating fast food makes my tummy hurty

Standing in the freezer and feeling the sweat crystallize on my skin, savoring the sweet embrace of death via hypothermia

>>81889224
>makes dozens of pee posts
>when asked if he has a piss fetish doesn't say no
Yeah I'm thinking I won this one chud get fact checked
>>81889239
Nice try but bunnymutt doesn't post anymore so keep coping

I'm so full of MILK from my milkshakes! :D

Brad died 8 months ago.

I simply cannot care about the deep lore of namefags. If they post they post, if it matters to me I respond. Why are you building psychological profiles of these guys like it's the FBI tracking down serial killers? I thought my life was empty.

Strawberry milk comes from pink cows

>>81884178
i tried to hug him earlier

Yellow watery milk comes from bunnymutt

I'd love some ice cream but all my bowls are dirty and in the sink and have been for almost a month at this point.

dear r 9 gay,
i got a bf, we're meeting up soon
he's very beautiful
i hope all of you find the same,
much love to my internet friends - i am not really a gaycel now per se so i will not post here anymore
thank you for keeping me company

Get it together kenneth

>>81889294
He still isn't going to fuck you and neither will meow. Sit in the cuck chair and strokes your tiny canadian pickle.

>>81889281
I crafted choco milk for my milkshake using powdered choco

>>81889289
and then ignored his response lmao shows how much you care

chadbot has gayvoice

>>81889375
i was sleeping. he shouldve hugged me faster

Now that meow and bunnymutt are both back we should make r9g part 3. I'm pretty sure we didn't complete the trilogy and I will forever find it funny how dumb gn managed to fuck up making the thread so badly

>>81889365
You really need to stop obsessing over dead canadian posters
>>81889376
No one has ever heard my voice and it is completely normal and straight

Would coloradokun play l4d2 with me or do I have to stream me beating expert first

>>81889381
and you still didn't respond but are repsoning to someone bullying you

>>81889403
i dont have l4d2 ;(
>>81889405
i had to set the record straight

>>81889412
It's like $5

Is l4d2 the new mk7 of this thread?
I should go to sleep. I'm getting up really early tomorrow but I have a feeling we're all going to sleep thru it and get to the sea much later than planned. I'm going to be so tired when I wake up regardless.

>>81889412
>had to set the record straight
He said in a gay thread
>>81889424
It's under 1eurobux when on sale I think

>>81889426
I just like shooting zombies
Goodnight don't drown bye

>>81889424
oh. i guess if we still feel like it later. i have to eat dinner and stuff
>>81889439
this is *the* straight thread

I'm about t explode my own head with lasers and magic I'm so tired

>>81889442
you should play vermintide 2 it's like left 4 dead 2 but better

I liked zomby army games they had Hitler in them and we're cool

>>81889275
we failed to protect anonymity

Anon that doesn't look anything like l4d2

>>81889275
r9gay is basically the same as a discord server just on 4chan

>>81889571
Is there an r9gay adjacent community that isn't filled with personalityfags? I want to talk to other gay robots but personalityfag attentionwhores clog up the threads. I wish there was a gay robot site that banned personalityfagging

This thread is uncomfy now. I think I'm retiring.

>"I wish people didn't have personalities"
wow

>>81889611
I hate personalityfags *because* they rape all interesting personality and discussion out of nice threads

lets all pretend we dont know each other. how was your day anon?

>>81889673
Pretty good I guess. I found 30 bucks worth of legos in my closet but I was pretty depressed all day and had to go to the post office. wbu anon?

>>81889597
they forced personalityfag onto me i didnt do that. ban all of them

I think the threads will settle down once everyone gets bored of archive posting. Hopefully that won't take longer than a day

>>81884145
that's only the tip of the iceberg btw

I won't any more and I'll pretend I don't recognise any of you either

i hope you're all having a good night :D

bad timing bro everyone just agreed on non-anonymous liquidation

playing with my pp beneath the covers

Then I shall be the only personalityfag remaining. blogposting shall continue with no interruptions.

>>81890047
oh uhm, sorry TwT

I have a spinning headache

gonna pop some ibuprofen and anti balding pills

update:

nearly fell over in the driveway while getting something for my mom, if I die tonight somebody take care of my plushies and toys

>>81890318
>gonna pop some ibuprofen and anti balding pills
okay, that's good anon, just make sure they don't have side effects when mixed

>>81890363
from the headache?? anon if it's that bad you should tell someone or do something, how is the health care where you live?

I didn't sleep and I'm so tired right now. I'm going to die.

All I wanted was space to enjoy being under the ac, watch shit on my phone and laze around. Instead I'm already having stomach pains and I'll spend most of the day sleeping if I'm lucky. I can't focus on anything. I won't take my phone with me I'll have zero fun and I'll be behind on everything I wanted to do. I fucking hate everything.

>>81890386
nta but side effects only exist if you read about them
so don't read the side effects of your medication, then nothing bad will ever happen!!

>>81890729
alr thanks anon, ill go mix sleeping pills and alcohol now with no issues!!

>>81890795
chances are that won't do you in either.
It's just an anectode, but I did plenty of drugs together that supposedly give you "psychosis" or "serotonin syndrome" or are "lethal" but guess what?
nothing ever happens.

>>81890693
elaborate g

>>81890823
>chances are that won't do you in either.
:C medications are weird

>showering
>listen to us news
>swedish ads starts playing
>I'm not swedish
>wtf
>remember I have vpn on
whew that was scary

i just took a shower too but i shower silence

that's the best way but if it's at night it can get spooky

dont think ive been spooked during shower time desu

>>81891001
ooooo which one did you get!! :3
>whew that was scary
are my people scary to you? :C

>>81891220
I have no idea, I don't know swedish but it sounded very upbeat and like a tourism agency
you are kinda scary and hearing sudden swedish while naked in the night has a unique effect

>>81891280
maybe it was the flygresa.se ad, i love that one, they have cute kitties playing

>>81891334
flygresor.se *
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJj5GoJNREg

>>81882297 (OP)
any questions for a married lesbian? did this in a previous thread

>>81882297 (OP)
I have never moved on from the indonesian I dated in 2017

Every man pales in comparison to him. I can only fake the feelings I had for him.

I think i will give up men.

>>81890795
counter-argument: the side effects of some substances, potentiote the effects of other substances. stuff interacting badly, sometimes means...good...goodly effects. no, that doesnt make sense. but you get me, i think.

back in my more crazier moments i was dropping 750 mgs of diphenhydrinate( or dimenhydrinate, whichever one is "stronger", i can never remember off the top of my head), waiting 45 minutes and then drinking 1 to 1.5 grams of dxm. to anyone normal, this appears to be a suicide attempt. for my tolerance at the time, it was just getting level.
seriously, either one of these alone would be considered a suicide attempt without context, combining them is super suicide 2.0. but i was doing that stuff for fun. (yes, im aware of the fact that this literally burns holes into your brain. yep. waiting for that to bite me in the ass).

>>81891706
for perspective, 750 mgs of dimen/diph...would be 30 of these. sometimes id go to 3 grams, or 120 of these in a single night.

>>81890054
this is still fun, but it becomes a real event on laundry days. its impossible not to jerk off once you get comfy in those fresh warm blankets

>>81891706
>>81891733
whats the point tho

>>81891753
uh, you get high. did you want to know specifics or?

>>81891350
Do you like taking trans dick in your saphic coochie?

>>81891771
yeah. it doesnt really seem like a pleasant experience, so why would you chose to do that specifically

This is r9gay sirs

who is sirs

>>81891780
its a terribly unpleasant experience in general, but if you do it right, you can teleport.

yeah. im being serious, kinda. at those doses, that level, what would happen is i would be sitting downstairs in my room, the basement, id id lay my head on the desk (too out of it), and as soon as my eyes closed id...

id be upstairs, laying in bed, with my ipod on my chest and im listening to a song i like. the suns shining in the blinds, its nice. ill lay there for a while, and then after a few, a song comes on i dont care for and i reach for the ipod to switch songs. but the ipods not there? then i start looking for the ipod, and realize, theres no headphones either, wait, wheres the music coming fro-
then my eyes open and im back downstairs, head on the desk, its night time and its cold. only 2 minutes have passed.

very strange

Finally trimmed my nutsack hair, I'd be thorough but I'm inherently unlovable so no one besides myself will see it anyways.

>>81891832
i always cut myself with the shaver when i do this. it sucks. leaves a big line that looks like a perfectly straight line of teeth marks.

>>81891799
siri, tell me who sir is

GUNNED IT UP GUNGEON DOWN GUNNED IT UP GUNGEON DOWN GUNGEON DOWN

>>81891854
siri..? im waiting. siri

>>81891818
figured it put some progression for context. dxm is just a dissociative deliriant in its own right, so abusing that is somewhat fun. itll give you wild as fuck half-dreams, effects gravity, makes your mind think weird things.

dimen/diph is a vasocontrictor (on top of being a dissociative deliriant). google it if you want, but in a nutshell it changes the sensitivity of parts of your body. specifically, the penis. for whatever reason, it makes your cock super sensitive if you pop 25-150 mgs about 45 minutes before jerking off. so i started with the dimen/diph for jackin off purposes, because it would make it feel like that first time you jerked off, that weird, super amazing first feeling? i didnt realize till later they potentiated eachother, that came later.

>>81891881
oh no shes ded

>>81891840
Splash some cold water or something to make your ballsack more firm, it'll also make it easier to not cut yourself down there
It's a fun fact but your balls are sensitive to temperature so your nuts are either more firm or more droopy depending on temperature
>Cold = Firmer
>Hot = Droopier

>>81891890
siri-- welp. i guess we will never know...
>>81891818
>>81891890
ogey thanks

I woke up in the middle of the night (noon) because I needed to shit so bad and so much surged out that the toilet bowl was filled with blood. I feel nothing but relief and haven't done anything all day as a result. It's not 3 am and I'm the laziest sack of shit with a broken asshole alive. I have orks to paint why did I waste my whole day.

>>81891939
You sound a lot like someone I know who is older.

>>81891939
i dont think thats supposed to happen

does the desire for a boyfriend/male partner, ever subside? and i don't mean turning straight, i mean just not caring/wanting to have such a relationship anymore in the first place?
because to wish for something you'll never have is hell on earth.
I'm 20 now, how much longer will it take before i don't wish for this anymore...
truegaycels only

>>81891939
>I'm the laziest sack of shit with a broken asshole alive
I thought that was my thing, are you dealing with constipation or the opposite of constipation?

>>81891981
I don't know why you'd think straight dating is easier if you're a man.
gay dating at the very least guarantees you won't die a virgin.

Straight incels just want sex
Gay incels just want love(and sex)

>>81891996
i don't think you read and understood my incelpost

>>81892027
tsmt, don't even care about the sex part desu

>>81891981
You wish for the feeling to go away, but you should wish for the willpower to try

>>81891981
permanently? probably not. for me the desire has always been a cycle, though ive become more used to the idea that i wont have such a relationship and the phases reflect that. maybe with enough time you can be 99% free of it, but it almost certainly wont be in your 20s

>>81892080
one is guaranteed to give me peace, the other will likely bring me sorrow and struggle.

>>81892092
so another 10 years of this at least... how old are you now if I may?

Genuinely considering hiring an escort and asking him to cuddle with me and pretend to be my boyfriend for a few hours. I'm so lonely.

>>81892032
>i don't think you read and understood my incelpost
Yeah.. I skimmed over it and didn't properly read it, my bad.
To answer your post, (properly this time) you need to find something to keep yourself busy with that isn't relationships with other people
I've been bullied, isolated and abused through the majority of my developing years so I learned how to be "alone" as a result, having relations with other people is nice and all but I can also be mostly content with being alone.
So.. if you weren't raised to PREFER loneliness, then you'll need to cope with something and hope that cope is good enough to keep you busy.
opiates feel like all the love you never got, all the heartfelt moments with friends you never experienced, and the support of a family you longed for, all in one, atleast the first few times.

I like being alone and also sober
I'm a rawdog psycho

>>81892196
>I like feeling terrible and wanting to die
Why

>>81892213
nta but for some reason it feels really good to feel really bad. sometimes ill get so sick i cant even breath without retching everything breath out, and im gagging/dry heaving so hard i can feel my intestines coming up but for some reason, it feels good?

i dunno. im pretty sure im going to kill myself this way, but i keep doing it?

>>81892213
I'm not a bitch made junkie nigger I guess

>>81892213
nta but alone =/= being depressed
I'm happy that you got this wrong though, it means people treat you well.

>>81892221
its like, if you feel that bad, then anything that makes you feel even the slightest bit better, feels amazing, right? and so, when violently ill, youll keep retching and vomiting the bare few drops of stomach acid in you out, and each time you do, THAT feels really good. why even inflict the pain on yourself in the first place...i dunno...but i know if i do, i can garuntee myself that good feeling when you do expell a bit of that acid out of your stomach, that "post vomit" freshness?

Will admit you feel so much better after throwing up
I have a puke bucket anytime I feel like abusing substances, as that usually happens :<

>>81892168
Du bist ein Fakecel

>>81892181
i grew up getting approached a lot by people, though their intentions were rarely, if ever, genuine.
so while i am used to being alone (and quite honestly wouldn't stand the thought of living in the same house with another or more human beings), i have come to see a honest, genuine, and intimate relationship as some kind of unattainable light, a sort of breath of fresh hair having lived your whole life underwater.
i see what you mean with the coping strategy and i think something similar has recently started to grab my attention.
I better stay away from opiates as much as i can since i would get addicted beyond repair, if what you say about the feeling is true.

bunnyanon was such a messed up piece of work. i can't believe i was naive enough to fall into his trap so many times....

>>81892146
im 32 years old. you should wish for willpower btw even though peace sounds nice the concept is mythology

dootchie nooooo

>>81892287
you should write a fake bunnyanon message to him begging for forgiveness and then ignoring him afterwards again

God I need a bf in his 30s before I get into my 30s meself...

>>81892224
yea. my life would be so much better if i were ~90% more alone. id even go higher but i might miss eating dinner mom or whoever every once in a while

>>81892272
i have seen profound mental transformation before.
solutions don't always conform to our irrational desire, but once the remedy is applied, the irrational is bent, and you will think how much better off you are.
and i thought you had come to do without that hope and likewise do without relaying that hope unto others.
i shall look more to set my will into stone.
acceptance is what i must do to stay alone.

>>81892323
but anon how can you be soulmates without matching birth dates

Back in the day dedicated celibates served as clergy. Now it's not so prestigious and there's no greater purpose to follow while being a gincel..

>>81892345
>i have seen profound mental transformation before
qrd

>tfw no pre-wizard bf to save
t. wizard

easiest mage hunter bounty ever collected

4 hours of sleep but I don't feel dead
Soon I will outgrow the need to close my eyes altogether

stay safe wizardbros, don't let them incubi steal your magical powers
sex is fleeting, but the might of sorcery is eternal

>>81892600
micorsleeps best s;ee[s
o dp tje, betweem instersections

>>81892600
I had one week where I slept 3-4 hours everyday and realised I had no short term memory after couple of days kek.

>>81892675
eh, autocorrect just didnt want to auto anything i guess.
>microsleep best sleep
>i do this, at intersections

no microsleep for me

You get a bf BUT he is a barefoot shoe enthusiast and has disgusting splayed Neanderthal feet.

I love skinny little asian guys with small dicks, but so many of them literally act like girls or like kids and it's really off putting. You are 25, you have a law degree, stop pretending to be 14, it's so off-putting

>>81892889
wtf is a barefoot shoe

sounds like my bf but teaching degree instead

>>81892902
I have the teaching degree

I spend all day surrounded by women and children, I don't want to come home to one

>>81892889
Ew unless he let's me lick his feet, kiss his feet, massage his feet, suck his feet, worship his feet

boyfeet is like crack, you give a little for free then he's hooked for life

>>81892954
*sniffs your toes* gimme a dose here pal

>>81892897
i think he means sandals

I lifted boxes and stuff for 12 hours yesterday and now my arms hurt ow

Getting buff are ya

>>81893109
No, I mean barefoot shoes.

>>81893125
I wanna be of service and lift your big cock mister

do i let you all perish or make a new one

>>81893317
Quickly fbf, save me! it better be cute OP

>>81893357
Ichigo

>>81893317
I have no redeemable qualities but I am a (gay) guy with a pulse.
so i think saving us would be cool.