Breakfast for dinner edition

TEA FOR TEA & PUDDIN FOR PUDDIN

>>81884027 (OP)
Bloody love a good fry up

>>81884027 (OP)
Too much hassle to cook a full english, rather just get a slop version delivered to me by an indian desu

Tomatoes in this country are shite though.
Crazy when you go to Spain and eat them. It's like a different fruit/veg altogether.

got ofcom on the phone, theyre going fucking mental because this thread was made before 500 posts, theyre saying energy usage required to make new threads is going against climate change policy and net 0, saying were getting banned to save on energy. This is all due to false pip claims for post 400 post anxiety. Single handedly ruined britfeel.

My post-0 anxiety is debilitating. New thread NOW!

>>81884027 (OP)
thoughts on the UK lowering voting age?

The Rotherham hotel that was damaged during the Southport riots was closed, the migrants removed and then reopened again.

This sends a very clear signal that the British government not only responds to violence, but also that it responds to little else, if not solely to violence. The more people start to see this and instigate actual violence the more the state will divert its very limited policing resources to cracking down on easy targets and letting rioters essentially do what they want.

Interesting to see how this will play out...

S4 EP 11 Datas Day is absolute kino trek De lads x

do gypsies pay council tax or anything? fairly based lifestyle if not, used to think they were wankers and they are for the most part but decent idea.

>>81884066
Will confirm what most people already know in their minds that voting is essentially meaningless. Labour still unbelievably stupid and think that the whole 'student socialism' thing means they'll get more votes when in reality the new votes produced by this change will be split fairly evenly between Reform, Green and whatever joke new party Corbyn makes.

Overall change/impact - nil.

>>81884082
Mate they don't pay for their shopping, let alone any taxes. Sometimes I amaze myself with just how much I hate gypsies. They really are just the most awful people in the world; literally even worse than Indians.

What even are Gypsies?

Is it normal for teeth to be fairly yellow as you age? I'm 33 and always brush them daily but drank a lot of coffee for years. Dont have any fillings and they're healthy... just yellow and not pearly white

>>81884082
>gypsies
>paying

these two things are like oil and water mate haha

>>81884099
>>81884119
what if we all just become gypsies, im sick of paying taxes its bullshit

Look mate if you can't work 24/7 like a robot that can change its own battery then really what value are you to the company?

>>81884115
idk but I used crest 3d white to lift off the yellow shit and since doing that and regularly brushing they've stayed white, I prefer them whiter

>>81883896
Sorry to disappoint you Crossy but I'm a prod. Not that sectarian differences matter. I still pray for you fren x

>>81884066
If anything they should raise the age to 25, but it hardly even matters when the parties are almost all equally bad.
Clearly a ploy by Labour to grab more votes out of a presumption that the young vote left.
Now, all I'm saying is it could be really funny if the youth unexpectedly swing right, or just decide to vote for some meme like Andrew Tate or the Greens, out of adolescent spite.

>>81884115
The whitening strips and gel mouth pieces with whitener do actually work.
Coffee bad for staining teeth. Just how it is. But for them to be yellow when you brush daily doesn't sound right

>>81884127
cant wait to be enslaved by robots and super AI until the sun throws out a cheeky flare then we go back to worshiping the sun again

Just wanked to the idea of fattening up a petite girl into a slampig

>>81884192
Just marry one and it will happen as if by magic

me? had that wopeyes wouble stack earlier

>>81884215
Not even into fatties at all. Think it might've been a corruption thing.

>>81884027 (OP)
The 500 post lads are out doing nice things with their weekends but 400 post lad is always here. Winning!

>>81884127
People on 4chan think that immigrants are going to be the death of us, but I think AI/robots used by billionaires will be the death of us

>>81884140
Sounds alright, I could do with some sun-worshipping

Song related:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-90obSa1Az4

>>81884227
all problems stem from the government and their friends.

me? up to 94kg from 90, it lush x

Wish they made coca cola but without the sugar and it tasted the exact same. I feel like i need to brush my teeth every time I drink it, but zero/diet taste like arse

>>81884253
idk how heavy i am, 14 stone, think im around the same as you but trying to drop a stone or two

Reasonable plan:
>ILR scrapped, immigration no longer defacto path to ILR/citizenship (citizenship can only be granted by direct permission of Home Secretary on individual basis)
>no new visas, current visas will be paused and re-issued via bidding system and require 'immigration insurance' to be paid for covering costs for potential criminal activity/fraud etc.
>no asylum, current claimants to be returned, zero exceptions
>people born outside the country cannot access any form of welfare, zero tolerance policy, no exceptions (emergency healthcare is okay, any non-emergency care will be charged), in addition to no social housing/motability etc.
>remittances taxed at 30%
>ban halal slaughter

Back in here lads, see us out to 500. It the right thing to do. There's free tea and biscuits.

>>81880036
>>81880036
>>81880036
>>81880036

>>81884227
Only so long until someone hacks a robot, and it goes psycho against a rich person who used it to replace flesh and blood workers.
It'd just be really funny, is all I'm saying.

>>81884253
94 isn't bad. Unless your short?

>>81884287
Give it a rest mate. Nobody finds your tedious crusade engaging.

it raining
it pouring
the apu is snoring
he has sleep apnea and it not rite

>>81884250
Perhaps

>>81884293
People say that humans will do different jobs if AI and robots take existing jobs. I guess that was true when the luddites were around. Technology replaced their jobs, but then different human jobs were created. Hopefully that'll be the case this time, but who knows.

5ft6 and 70kg me

>No, you probably shouldn't be claiming compensation against airlines for delays because it's disproportionate and will raise the prices of tickets for everyone including you.

>Now, here's a list of every single possible benefit, from the big obvious ones to the random esoteric ones most people don't even know exist that you're entitled to and how to claim it from the taxpayer...

Martin Lewis is such a fucking retarded cunt.

told the shop lady she could keep the change. tfw nobless oblige

I wonder if he or anyone who worked for him did any back-of-the-napkin calculations estimating how many British women would be raped and assaulted by these Afghans given the average rates of such crimes among their population in the UK.

>>81884303
Same lad that plays post-400 anxiety mong. LEL KEK and SCREAM isn't he.

>>81884355
Always hated this prick for some reason. Gives off bad vibes.

>>81884139
>The whitening strips and gel mouth pieces with whitener do actually work.
I seriously doubt it. Marketing gimmick

>>81884386
They need to read the room, and realise people literally don't give a shit about everyone else's safety, when their own safety is on the line.
This high minded altruism shit doesn't work anymore. We're not living in the 90's.

>>81884406
They do. I've used them.
You do you tho

>EPPING Migrant Hotel Protester has his teeth knocked out after copper smashes him in the face with his riot shield
>https://nitter.poast.org/ActivePatriotUK/status/1946155215927038323#m

Wonder if they'd ever do this to a muslim screaming for genocide and sharia law in the middle of London.

>>81884386
>Afghans who helped us risked execution
it's bollocks, nothing would have happened to them, can the britfeel twitter reply saying something to that effect

>>81884387
This. Make an early thread and try and get us all back to finish the old thread, lmfao he's DONE us

I doubt most Afghans can even read nevermind have access to the internet.

which mong are we monging at now?

>>81884399
Probably his jewishness and the fact he thinks talking loud and fast means he's correct

>>81884386
I DIDNT FUCKING VOTE TO PUT LADS IN AFGHANISTAN OR IRAQ U FUCKING WANKER NO ONE WANTED THIS NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE MIDDLE EAST WHY WERE WE EVEN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>81884476
britfeel twitter is gone lad, shippy got bored very quickly it seems

>>81884421
Which ones? And how well?

>>81884489
dunno you can mong at me if you like

it's literally not our problem, they took a calculated risk based on the payment received, in fact, they must have been sure that nothing would happen to them

it's based on our values, basically we know that if britain was invaded and british people gave out information for cash to the enemy then WE would kill those british people, the taliban just don't give a fuck, like that anon said the taliban killed a few hundred government officials then carried on with their larping

i cum blood
oh aye
x

>>81884527
>then WE would kill those british people
You really think so? I don't think that anything would happen tbqhwy. There would be a few vigilante attacks, MAYBE a single digit number of vigilante killings, but by and large when the invading forces wrapped up and went home (assuming something analogous to our exploits in the middle east) then there would just be a quiet return to normality with a don't ask don't tell attitude. Maybe a few high profile people given jail time.

But all of this is meaningless conjecture. We know for a fact that the Taliban haven't been doing mass executions or repercussions against collaborators because they literally do not care that people took money. Everyone and their fucking nan took taxpayer money.

>>81884510
There is no threat. There is no danger. There are no death squads kicking in the doors of huts in rural villages by the hundreds of thousands to murder 50 year old men who took a few grand from the UK to 'build community wells' or whatever the fuck (and used the cash to buy a new car).

logistically you can't even move over 100k people out of a country in secret without the cooperation of the host country's government aka the taliban
>>81884547
yeah lad i do, the british government is incredibly vindictive

People should be out rioting. Between the immigrant situation and the overreach of government censorship we are on a sinking ship.

>>81884560
Oh you mean this actual government right now? Lad, they'd be the first to roll over and fold like a deckchair for the invading forces. Throw the squaddies into a meat grinder to buy a few weeks to negotiate a sweet deal and then capitulate all at once.

I thought you meant if a new government came into power that was in some sense pro-Britain.

>>81884571
I mean, they have been, mate.

Quite enjoy this album cover tbqh me lids.

kicking off in spain aswell

>>81884571
Go on then mate, you first Mr Big Bollocks
>captcha: uf4got

>>81884571
We're not on a sinking ship, the ship sunk ages ago. It's more like the survivors are treading water while sharks pick us off and the crew of the ship circle in lifeboats refusing to help while saying "look, we hear you, you've asked for help and we're going to help, you can trust us on this no more broken promises we're going to DELIVER to you, our stakeholders, we will make the tough decisions and put a firm foot forward by coming together in our community of communities to build back better..."

>>81884503
I got them on Amazon. It's a paste that goes in this mouth guard and you leave it on for an hour a day or whatever.
You won't have a tom cruise smile but it does noticeably whiten your teeth.
Or get the light treatment done by a professional in a clinic

>>81884576
like the same thing as afghanistan, whatever government that got into power after the invasion was over would have death squads

>>81884571
Oh no, some brown people
Oh no, some terrible websites will be inaccessible

This truly is worse than the 1940s when we would have been sent to die on the beaches of France

Increasingly keep having a fantasy of wearing a black leather jacket, bandoliers and jack boots, crouched round a corner and firing on soldiers with an old rifle in the British Civil War

Do you think if we went to a Middle Eastern Islamic shithole we'd be welcome with open arms?

Saturday night politics is a bit boring to be honest lads.

>>81884576
They roll over for everyone else. It's when they see poor white people acting out of line, that the medieval programming kicks in, and they go psycho.
They have effectively murdered several people for very minor crimes (or not even crimes. Just standing around sometimes). They know full well what they're doing throwing people into prisons where they will get abused, and then turning the other way.

send me to die but please dont send me to france

Secured that new woffee table just need some new coasters for it nows. Not bad for 20 squid.

>>81884605
>bandoliers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g3fckxdvZM

>>81884599
Might give it a shot. My teeth are a bit yellow, from coffee and tea. Good good gnashers me. Thanks for replying.

>>81884617
Hope it's not riddled with bed bugs.

>>81884576
>>81884600
to clarify, this would not be pro British, it would be pro government and to ensure everyone else falls into line

>>81884617
Let's see how it looks lid.

>we used to kill gooks, now I'm fucking one of them, Forrest. I'm putting my fat white cock inside her tight, pink pussy every night, Forrest. I'm talking doggy, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, REVERSE DOGGY, Forrest. I hadn't even heard of that one. my greasy balls go in her soft gook mouth daily. WMAF, forrest... it's the way to go

>>81884604
>some
you mean literal millions when the government will not maintain or improve housing and infrastructure and wages have stagnated for years and taxes keep rising

>>81884636
Haven't seen this in ages how is he standing up? Did he get his legs fixed?

>>81884571
>People should be out rioting.
Not you though, other people so you can sit and LARP on the internet during the riots

>>81884406
they literally work though

The house I picked it up from had proper NPC vibes. Weird af laylout on the inside and the street was in a weird zig-zag shape. Parking must be a nightmare. The people seemed normal enough though. They tried to flog me these fancy looking candle holder things as well for an extra 20 but I turned them down. Cba with ornaments me they just clutter the place up.

>>81884650
What's your problem? I'm allowed to comment on the state of the country.

>>81884648
Magic metal legs, made from aluminium, like on the space shuttle.

>>81884623
No probs. Might be worth looking into the light therapy if your serious. I remember it costing like 300 quid and that was 10 plus years ago

>>81884654
Tick Tock walking dead man

>>81884654
Was it not a pain in the arse carrying a coffee table home?

>>81884679
he just strapped it to the back of the wheelchair and off he went

>>81884679

> carrying a coffee table home?

Fuck that noise I got a lift sorted and picked it up. It was only like a 15 minute drive away.

>>81884696
Pick up some beers on the way back?

>>81884696
Do you went outside and organised all this to buy a coffee table. Interacted with people and did all this off your own back.

yeah no reason you cant work you dosser

We have lost the battle today 500 lads. We need seasideSIM lad to make a battle simulator. The 400 post lads vs the 500 post lads.

>>81884696
But you can drive though, can't you? You're nearly 40, so you can drive, right?

>>81884713

I'm not drinking this weekend. Garn woctors on Monday for a health issue. Cutting it right down now.

Brother is being a right prick he isn't collecting ring pulls off cans for the disabled. Theres a charity thing where disabled people get big bags full of ring pulls and trade it in for a wheelchair that they can't afford.
He says he cant be bothered. If there was a can ring pull up his one of his biddy friends Fannys he would start collecting them the cunt. Nasty piece of work he is sometimes.

>>81884747
Because he... isn't constantly thinking about cripples, he's a bad person?

>>81884724
Fuck off spam mong you tedious inane manchild.

just want a crippled gf

>>81884759
the fat cunt like to lord over his brother

>>81884732
lmao cancer long strung out death coming on strong

It a hard life cancer but someones got to fucking do it

blad getting another slap down from eva

Garn order that wizza about 7ish I reckon. Keeping it womfy tonight x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnoBwC16BCI

>>81884732
>>81884783
Mate, you didn't answer: can you drive? Surely you can drive, right?

>>81884795
i dont think he can drive

>>81884759
No I dont think you understand. He said he cant be bothered to do a charity thing for disabled people who cant afford wheelchairs. All he has to do is pull the ping pull of a can of Pepsi and put it in this jar. Thats it. But no he doesn't want to help out. Not nice. Its for a little girl whose family cannot afford a wheelchair for their disabled daughter.

Ngl but I lowkey wish I could go on a mad wrug/wooze bender with James Franco and Seth Rogen. Would be fun af. Pineapple Express is one of my favourite comedy films of all time.

>>81884770
400 spam mong filling his nappy to the brim over somebody who wants to see the thread at 500 posts. Hate to see it!

Oooooh noooo HHL that is embarrassing

>>81884027 (OP)
add salad

>>81884801
how does the thing off a can of pepsi get someone a wheelchair? how does that work?

>>81884399
He's a Jew, most people can sense it

>>81884801
>Its for a little girl whose family cannot afford a wheelchair for their disabled daughter.
Well they shouldn't have had a disabled daughter then

Eva's lucky I'm not analising her pale, tight arse at this very moment on my Mario bed.

>>81884576
>yookayish gubbermint being pro British

>>81884821
My mum looks after disabled people. Theres this charity thing that if you get the weight of the wheelchair in ring pulls you get a free wheelchair. Just a good deed for something that requires almost zero effort.

>>81884838
Yeah it would obviously involve an entire change of guard. The old system and the people in it would need to be completely swept away and replaced by patriots.

>>81884842
why not just give her the fucking wheelchair if they have one? why make people do a pointless task for it

HHL is a gay sad cunt with a super long neck!!! Almost 40

>They helped the UK
Translation, they were traitors to their own country

>>81884845
Where would you sweep them to?

>>81884848
No idea mate. To be honest it does sound a little silly now that you mention it.

Wouldn't mind fucking a wheelchair bound lass.

Remember when they used to have kids take in bits of cardboard off a cereal box to buy books for shitskins or whatever the fuck lmao

>>81884842
Why don't YOU stop buying video games and donate that money to the buying of a wheelchair for her if your that concerned, Saint fatcunt.

It's a shame how many good books they have in in Amnesty. Never giving them a penny out of principle though

Day one of manifesting a wheelchair from empty coke cans

>>81884732
Should tell the doctor about your drinking de lid. Not my business of course but your deffo on the way to being an alcy.
>>81884759
It's nice to help people.

Back in my day we would shave our pubes and when we had enough they'd give us a free pair of boxers.

>>81884855
Doesn't matter, they don't have to be killed or exiled, they can simply be retired peacefully, with their full pensions and then added to a list that prohibits them from engaging in any political activity or organising. Revolutions don't have to be bloody.

>>81884861
That might be for you but it's certainly not for me. Im doing my part collecting ping pulls. Can the same be said of you? I need to accumulate as many video games as possible for when the government decides to kick me off bennies.

btw, if you all missed it, the Taliban admitted they had the list of names the whole time, and didn't care.
The British army just left all of their computers and shit there when they left.

Day 2 of analising Eva. My cock is currently covered in shit but at least my wires are managed.

>>81884878
Yep, it's an entirely made up outrage. The ENTIRE point was to justify, post-hoc, the mass migration of Afghans into the country, for no other purpose than to bring them here.

Fuckin lads on here jumping on my back for doing a good charity deed. Cunts most of you. Not right.

>>81884880
Good lad, hope you make her clean the shit off your cock a2m style

>>81884795
why would he need to?

>>81884875
The issue isn't that he won't collect ring pulls or that the sad little spacker girl hasn't got a wheelchair, the issue is your brother has friends and you hate that and find any reason to slag him off and try and control him.

>>81884898
I tasted a bit and it ain't too bad, taste like turkish delight.

>>81884908
My brothers friends are all in their 60s. Do you really think Im jealous over that? Common now.

>why would a grown man need the utility of a car?
spoken like a true boxroom dosser
the thing is, I think you're actually being earnest in your question, you literally don't understand why an adult would need to travel anywhere that isn't downstairs to the kitchen to pick up tendies that mummy left out for you

Blad's brother chases grannies all day the least he could do is help a lassie in a wheelchair, even if that's just pushing her off a cliff.

>>81884859
The degree to which they pushed guilt about the third world on is when we were kids is really bad, in retrospect.
Firstly, none of this is my fault (they wanted their independence from European colonialsm). Secondly, it's not that hard to just farm, and not start wars with everyone, or not spread aids by bum raping everything that moves. It really isn't.
The degree to which guilt was foisted upon me for other people's stupidity is criminal.

Almost Steak time

X

Not having a car is a fucking nightmare desu

>>81884912
>Do you really think Im jealous over that? Common now.
Yes
>>81884747
>If there was a can ring pull up his one of his biddy friends Fannys he would start collecting them the cunt. Nasty piece of work he is sometimes.

got some mini charleston chews

>>81884928
Not having a car is a nightmare and having a car is a massive financial burden.

Ah, life in 2025 Britain it LUSH X

>>81884930
Couldnt be further from the truth. I prefer my own company and have never felt lonely in my life. Wouldnt have it any other way. For you that is the very idea of hell, lock me in a dark room and theres a whole world in there. Im free.

>>81884919
I went to this Catholic school and it was none stop bombardment with all that shit, how we're privileged (in the middle of a council estate) and must give to the needy with none stop fundraisers and other gay shit while half the kids could barely afford the fucking uniform or a packup lmao

>>81884962
same here lad, was sent to roman catholic schools, ironically enough it was the constant begging to help the starving kids in africa that made me stop believe in god lel

>>81884952
Why do you always bring up his friends when you're seething at him on here?

>>81884928
cars just do my head in and are boring unless you pay silly money. They're especially bad for just going around town. Use my motorbike(z650) for 90% of things unless it's icy and if I'm going really long distances, the train does me just fine.

>>81884951
Aye it's a pain in the arse. Ours is payed off thankfully.
The folks financing 40-50k motors to impress others are idiots.

>>81884969
Yeah my primary and secondary was roman catholic, only about 5% of the school even were catholic, started to get real sick of it all in secondary

>>81884980
Can't even fathom putting that much money down on a fucking car. It's disgusting that even keeping a barely running shitbox of a car will still cost you around 6-7 fucking THOUSAND quid a year just to use it and run it.

>>81884801
no mate, you must understand, she has le autism and cannot empathise with anyone or anything

>>81884995
roman catholic secondary was great for me, our RE teacher was a failed normie who would sometimes spend entire lessons talking about the time he had a trial for blackburn rovers, good times

KONY 2025

We're bringing it back!

steak and potatoes for din dins tonight de lads! first Satdee in ages I haven't had a drink too x

>>81884978
It's more for logistics. Getting the weekly shopping etc is pain in the arse with no car. Don't like online shopping. Gotta pick your own veg.

wouldnt mind picking ruths veg

me and porn spending the night together <3

>>81884962
It was always "you have food? There's kids out there who would love to have food! You have a house? There's kids out there who would love to have a house! You have clothes? There's kids out there who would love to have clothes!". My perception of these places is that they were literally all just banging sticks together in the middle of the desert, while the sun slowly cooks them to death. In reality, they probably have playstations and stuff. They're not much worse off than poor white kids. Maybe they have an open sewer in the street, and bullet holes in their wall, but they did that.

>>81885018
gnocchi with bolognese for me

>>81885021
If you do big shops that's useful aye. I mostly do small weekly ones though because I don't mind shopping and it gets me out my boxflat. Would never get meat or veg delivered myself either.

>>81885033
Yeah, a lot of third world people are better off than poor Brits due to endless aid.

They wouldn't even be alive if we didn't feed them

cheese and ham toastie over here, cant be arsed getting any proper food in

>>81885032
Lily Lou is such an underrated pornstar, totally leans into the whole goonsphere and it's fucking glorious.

roasted a piece of pork earlier, so I'm going to have pork, chips, peas and gravy. Will have it again tomorrow because leftovers and that. Too lazy to make mashed potatoes

>>81885047
better access to sunlight, and food in some places too. Fruit will just grow out of the ground, and you barely have to cultivate it. Poor British kids will grow up on reconstituted offal and chemical slop.

>>81885032
Might get into bed naked, put the headphones on and watch a load of porn without touching myself.

>>81885074
our fruit tastes of fuck all either

AI takeover soon. It lush x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXEuKULvvyI

>>81885033
Yeah exactly, they never really told us who exactly we were supposedly helping or how much help they were even getting or their quality of life, it was just give give give with no explanation or follow up

>>81885098
too good you will be dead or a vegetable to enjoy it lad

I bloody love being comfy

Engage x

>>81885115
Corrrr! Imagine shoving your cock down that warm wet throat.

Pornosexual weekend <3 x

Coming to 4chan soon.

>>81885136
Is this from 4chan themselves?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLpLI2vOolA
Yep, this quite literally looks better than where I live.

>>81885170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZFgUh2FLZA
Oh no just LOOK at it all. Terrible...

Gunna order some food in soon.
Not sure what il have tho.

>>81885136
i thought civit had recently banned all the adult content?
what's the legal definition of "uk user" anyway, does it mean accessed via a uk based isp? otherwise they're still on the hook no matter where a uk user accesses the service from

Online Safety Act is a fucking joke. Can't believe all parties unanimously agree with it. Fucking cunts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h821-1my8Kw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ3FKiEVgZM
Hrmm.

playing that demon's souls for the first time. channeling my inner seasideGAMING

Hypothetically speaking.
If this safety act had been implemented when you were younger. Do you think any of you lads would have turned out different?

>>81885257
No. Porn did fuck all to harm me. It was WrongPlanet.com that really put ideas in my head.

>>81885273
I don't know what that is. I take it it's not something the safety act would affect?

>>81885004
fucking mad how much everything is as a young man, im not on much despite my job being government and I cant afford a car + living on my own in a tiny studio flat. Its properly properly grim. Mates either live at home, flat share or are stuck in tiny boxes, unless they share with a gf but ive lived with one once and never again. Things like rent and running a car shouldn't really be this expensive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCYVib_s8Ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=230Gwz4GdpE

>>81885290
It's a forum for people with autism.

>>81885257
Of course not. I would have found a way around it like kids will do now. They're all on smartphones where you can download a VPN in two seconds. This law will make fuck all difference other than it being a slippery slope to an even bigger nanny state. Can't have sugary drinks, can't have strong beer, can't watch porn, can't smoke... thanks government!

>>81885254
used to be really into darksouls 1 and 2 to the point where id plan out builds, done every single build for most weapons and play styles, challenge runs etc etc, nowadays I cant be fucking arsed, miss being able to lose myself in vidya and now I cant.

>>81885257
if gore sites were blocked and 4chan then yeah my life would have been probably different, or maybe id have been more bored, 13-19 was spent without any real social interaction apart from a few things here and there and I spent a lot of time on here, but I like 4chan so maybe id have just become more boring

quite enjoying you lot melting down over 4chan being blocked

>>81885315
Still to this day never finished ds2.
Love me dark souls 1 though. Funny cuz I always say il do a new build and end up getting the claymore straight away and playing with that.

Bit of Wortnite on a Saturday evening. Finished the main battle pass and on to them bonus rewards now. Probs won't finish it all but I'll try grind out as much as I can. Oh aye x

>>81885340
i completed all of it in a like 4 days

Just shaved all me hair off down to a buzzcut number 1 or whatever. Was at my shoulders before really long. Couldn't take it anymore was doing my head in. The lady at the petrol station said I had a "weed seller vibe" which triggered me even more.

>>81885340
Aren't you a bit old for video games, lad?

>>81885340
I downloaded jedi survivor this morning. 150gb lol.
Gunna order food and start that soon. Or just watch a film fuck knows.

me? got a bit fucked up by ogrish but dont think it caused any long term damage really

>>81885351
Aren't you a bit old to be posting on 4chan, lad?

>>81885329
Nothing to do with 4chan. You'll be surprised the amount of websites that will just be IP blocked on the UK come the 25th. The bill is so long and full of bollocks that it's not worth the hassle for most people.

>>81885351
Giving some proper get off my lawn vibes here.

Was drinking some wevvies in Spoons with my brother and 2 girls and 1 lad on a table next to me got our attention and asked if I was gay. What does that mean? I said no and then they kinda went "aww shit" as if they lost a bet or something?

If you haven't had a job for a while (multiple years), is it over?

>>81885364
I used to look at that shit for ages, idk if its done true damage but I always found it really interesting to look at. I still like gopro combat footage. Maybe im less empathetic, im not sure. It cant be good though, surely years of that + 4chan have probably done something to my brain.

Just finished The Crying of Lot 49 in one sitting. Pretty good. I expected more crazy winding shit like Gravity's Rainbow. Have ordered Bleeding Edge to read.

>>81885364
>got a bit fucked up by ogrish
Lid I still look at gore. It didn't fuck me up. Not pretending to be hard or anything. I think I just disociate from it cause it's on a screen. I saw some guy get his arms and legs sawn off while he was screaming and I just shrugged my shoulders. Maybe I'm a psychopath. I think if I saw a dead body IRL I wouldn't care. I saw my dead grandad at the funeral when he was in the casket as a kid I guess.

>>81885392
>>81885405
my first memory of that site is when they beheaded that british bloke, it was all over the news at the time but cant remember his name, probably was around 2002-2003 and yea i still enjoy a nice rekt thread on /gif/ myself

>>81885327
Without 4chan, I would never have learned to stop doing so many embarrassing things.
The site got me to cut my greebo hair, start taking some concern for my health, stop acting like a smug Redditor, play better video games, read better books, watch better films etc.
The only bad thing is the time sink.

>>81885405
Why do people seek out gore videos? Do you enjoy watching it?
Cuz to me that's crazy.

>>81885250
Mental isn't it

>>81885420
>Do you enjoy watching it?
I don't necessarily enjoy it. I find it interesting to see what humans are capable of more than anything. Sometimes it's just cause I'm bored in bed. Idk why but I feel like we're hard wired to watch other people die so that we can learn from it or something.

It's why you get people slowing down and staring at car crashes. They want to see interesting things.

>>81885420
nta but I dont know what it is, I like gopro combat because idk its just interesting to see how it happens irl, close quarters shit. Honestly most gore bores me nowadays because ive seen so fucking much of it the idea of a beheading video is just meh, just not arsed to even seek it out. I think its just morbid curiosity like ''CHINESE STEEL MILL FACTORY WORKER MANGLED BY LATHE'' and its like hmmmm I wonder what that would look like.

I had a bit of a ritual for a while where I'd browse rekt and gore threads before bed. I will admit, I like browsing guro porn as well. Have had many wanks to it. Don't know if that makes me a psycho or what. The real life gore doesn't really turn me on, just the anime stuff.

>>81885345
hi eva, how's your day been

>>81885420
I was obsessed with gore shit for a period in my teens. For me it was seeing the world beyone the fairy tale bullshit. Seeing how easily you can be hacked to bits or whatever. I guess part of it was just 4chan edge too.

>>81885429
>>81885437
I appreciate you both answering.
It's something I can't understand at all but I am curious as to your reasons.

>>81885456
as a teen I used to wank to the porn gifs on the sidebar of bestgore but the two were never interchanged, never been turned on by anything gore related, fink u might be wired up slightly wrong de lid.

>>81885413
the jihadi john stuff?

do normies like gore? why has everyone on here seen it or been into it at one point, I dont buy that were all mental.

>>81885486
everyone has a moment when they're a teenager, where they look at some gore. Weirdos turn it into a thing though.

Man isis was on top of their gore game back in the day with their high resolution cinematography, everything from simple gun executions, dropping a bolder on a blokes head, using an AA gun on someone, the one where they had butchers meat hooks. Not sure islam advocates that ngl.

Not right what they did to liveleak

>>81885373
im 18 de lad

>>81885486
>why has everyone on here seen it
/b/ rekt threads.

>tfw always get emotional watching The Battle of the Bastards

Gets me every time it does. Imagine the actual horror of that sort of close combat warfare.

Got 80 quit to spend, and might get meself a present. What should I get?

>>81885511
you seen medieval skulls from battles? really brvtal stuff medieval combat, imagine getting your face cleaved in two with an axe

>>81885486
I do not like it at all. I also don't know anyone who does. However you wouldn't get many "normies" admitting to it if they did.

>>81885523
>imagine getting your face cleaved in two with an axe
Or one of those spikey cunts, morning star? Mace?

>>81885532
You don't look at it because you like it. Well, most people don't.

>>81885521
2 grams of weed and a takeout sounds tidy AF

>>81885257
I think I would be a lot more frustrated and angry, if all we were allowed to see were sanitised mainstream opinions, then I would think I was going mad, or was I the only sane person in this country full of retards supporting immigration, woke policies, shitty movies and games, etc like you see on BBC, reddit, etc.

4chan being free of such mainstream censorship allowed me to find likeminded people, debate people on equal grounds, and find relief that I wasn't going mad in this fucked up country. I think I am actually more stable today because of 4chan, because I can freely speak my mind without being fucked over and just allows me to get things off my chest.

The UK government banning 4chan will be a huge net negative for the country and the people.

>>81885486
>do normies like gore?
When I worked in an office normies were in WhatsApp gore groups and would walk around the office showing the lads videos. I remember the Russian Lathe one being shown around. This was married normie men in their 30s and 40s. So it's not like robot thing

>>81885559
>UK government banning 4chan
Ye fooken wot?!

>>81884066
They should have lowered the age of consent instead

>>81885586
>They should have lowered the age of consent instead
agree

how come if we live in a democracy we dont get to vote on more stuff?

Why won't HHL sort his life out?

>this is a 10/10 in the UK
howling

>>81885595
Cuz of retards like you

>>81885595
It's a constitutional monarchy, not a democracy

>>81885613
I pay my taxes, I should be able to vote on more things

>>81885595
Because we don't live in a democracy, we live in a representative democracy where we vote for people to make decisions for us. It's highly flawed system that honestly should be replaced with a more direct democracy in this digital age.

the rain is so comfy rn

>this is a 10/10 on /r9k/

>>81885621
>I pay my taxes
Youre a smelly balding NEET, if anything you should get to vote on LESS stuff

>>81885583
Next Friday.

I will have zero people to talk to when we get banned it not right

>>81885637
Add poley on discord

>>81885098
>just 2 more years

>>81885595
You will pay your tax and you will like the decisions made for you. Simple as

>>81885637
Me? I'll just join Lollers' threema group chat.

>>81885640
Never going to use that nonce place lad

Lads. I did it again. I never learn.

I never fucking learn.

I had the local chicken shop hot wings and my guts and arsehole are on fire.

Is this what girls are wearing in college these days?

>>81885637
Same, this place is such a blessing for people like us, and it benefits the country too, keeping us out of public spaces.

>>81885632
Hmm, won't be able to post via a VPN either. That's rather shit, what are our options?

>>81885477
You could be right. The biggest erections I've ever had are playing my guro rape vns.

>>81885673
Soi Jak chan

>>81885664
The autism unleashed next weekend when we all have to garn local

>>81885663
No young woman would be caught dead wearing skinny blue jeans these days lad. Give your head a wobble.

>>81885674
I used to get a hard on shooting up places on gta 4 and gmod lmao, no idea why.

is 4chan actually getting banned? I assumed it was just a Britfeel meme

Used to make the PS2 controller rumble and then place it on me crotch me

>>81885361

Just ordered that wizza there de lid. Not a big order today just a cheeky 10 inch wizza with garlic dippingtpons and a can of pop.

>he's going to the sharty to get port raped tae fook pal

Me? I've got 4chan ban anxiety

>>81885706
online safety bill, ofcom are already putting stuff into motion with porn sites with face ID

>>81885706
It's 99% certain, 4chan doesn't seem to be doing anything about this retarded law (not that they should compromise their principles of freedom just to bow down to a foreign government) and our Orwellian government loves banning free speech.

Reckon gookmoot just going to ignore the ofcom faggots

>>81885694
Actually used to go around shooting women in GTA4 and it made me really horny. Kinell.

>>81885739
ofcom will take them to court, 4chan will not comply, ofcom will get uk internet providers to block 4chan like with kiwifarms. You'll have to use a vpn and buy a pass to post.

>>81885742
>>81885694
two potential murderers in our midst I see

>>81885420
Yea, war is pretty great and interesting

>>81885727
>>81885733
Any idea when the ban comes in? Been on Britfeel since '17 and the site since I was like 10. Be sad to see it go, but eh, whatevs

>>81885753
Arent 4chan servers based in Japan or USA? how can a British company take them to court when they dont reside here. they can just tell Ofcom to fuck off

>>81885739
just don't pay the fine

>>81885753
> like with kiwifarms.
This never happened

>>81885742
I dont know why this was, the hospital was my go to and methodically picking people off just made my willy go up, ah well maybe I am a sicko.

>>81885766
yeah but you use a yookay internet provider as you are here, they will just ban the site so people here cant directly access it and you'll have to do a vpn and 4chan pass, they did it with kiwifarms too you cannot find it without a vpn.
>>81885764
been here since like 2013 so im a bit fucked if I cant figure out this stupid vpn shit.

>>81885771
I used to do the hospital too. Go on and murder everyone then hold off the cops for as long as I could. Sick bastards we are.

>>81885764
25th July de lid
worn sites already threatening

>>81885789
>they did it with kiwifarms
This never happened

>>81885769
>Yes, Cloudflare, a major internet infrastructure provider, blocked Kiwifarms in the UK due to concerns about threats to human life. This action followed a period of escalating threats and harassment campaigns originating from the platform. While Kiwifarms may have sought alternative services, Cloudflare's action effectively blocked access to the site for many users in the UK.

Leading UK broadband providers have told the BBC they have blocked access to a website promoting suicide.

Sky Broadband, which has 5.7 million users, says the forum will automatically be barred if home users are using its standard filters.

Virgin Media said it would be automatically barred on its mobile and broadband services, while TalkTalk and BT said it could also now be blocked.

It follows a BBC investigation linking the forum to more than 50 UK deaths.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-67275151

they did tho and they'll do it with here

Shall now be putting a womfy lill kino on, me

>>81885815
>It follows a BBC investigation linking the forum to more than 50 UK deaths.
well 4chan doesn't really promote suicide so we'll be fine

>>81885815
i don't know all the lore but i think there's like a tranny who works for cloudflare or google or something that just really hates kiwifarms

>>81885820
Lush de lid
I've got that woxing on

>>81885841
and they've been abusing their position for years to fuck with kiwifarms*

>>81885710
Good stuff lid. Love me a pizza and a can of bru to wash the salt down.

>>81885832
you do realise 4chan has had multiple shooters and domestic terrorists on it and can be seen through the lense of the government as an extremist right wing hate site, this place is fucked with the content on here. Tranny discord groomers, noncery, gore posting, porn posting, /pol/, its not looking good.

>>81885841
this is one of those classic "first they came for me..." type thought experiments.
i'm not even being coy: /pol/ is shite, but what the fuck do they have against 4chan? any forum or chat platform on the internet will have someone going "you should kill yourself" or "weren't the Nazis secretly great?"

the lads on /britfeel/ are very sensitive. this is their home. they are KILLING my frens ;__;

>>81885869
>you do realise 4chan has had multiple shooters and domestic terrorists on it
in the USA yes. not in the UK. Reddit recently had a shooter kill like 4 people down in Plymouth. Are they gonna ban Reddit?

>>81885883
Plebbit already complying
of course

>>81885883
reddit is arguably much worse

>>81885883
face id verification to use reddit so far, I cant see ofcom viewing this place and thinking its fine, I know they are trying to proscribe incels as their own dangerous group currently, this site has a lot of ''right wing extremism'' and eventhough its all been USA based shit they could spin the argument that it could breed those ideas here, this is the government were talking about, theyd love to ban this place.

>>81885869
apply that same line of thinking to our tabloids. the only one that went under was News of the World. and there's a whole infrastructure of people who actively wrote them, oversaw everything, went ahead and published it.

fucking anyone could host a personal website, that's just how the internet works. and we've shifted from sites to a few 'platforms'.

This denial isn't good for you lads it's over

>>81885883
Look at reddit, nearly all of it is mindless drones regurgitating the same talking points of the BBC and the Guardian. It's disgusting.

>>81885915
I know lad but this is the fucking government

Reddit is worse than 4chan. Id say 4chan is actually fairly harmless now, apart from /pol/. The issue is that all the retards that can cause harm are on pol.

>>81885933
they have thousands of boards dedicated to niche illegal topics, thousands of boards dedicated to homemade porn that encourage new users to post nudes

Hope none of you are Reddit mods

>>81885883
>>81885894
the O.G. Reddit guy was a tech free speech lad as well. dislike the site for a number of reasons, but he wrote a lot of pieces about 'open access' in spite of gore, topless photos of teenagers, whatever the latest controversy was. you're going to get nonces. you're going to get kids saying/doing stupid shit.

if it's about avoiding harm, TikTok and the like are more harmful in my eyes.

Wizza just arrived. Lowkey regret not getting the 12 inch nows.

>>81885962
i aspire to be a reddit mod

Phwoar in bed now got to level 11 on me night elf hunter
watching more trek s4 it bloody good like just watched CLUES!

anyway in bed now full of steak rice and veg going to have a wank session no cumming just gooning

>>81885992
mate you are tiny how do you eat that much 'za?

>>81885992
you not watching the woxing with are Steve ?

>>81885992
Just finished mine off. Ordered some grilled wraps they were lush.
Enjoy the grub

>>81885997
we all reliving the noughties in life
it pre-OSA

time to learn Polari lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8yEH8TZUsk

>>81886016

Not really hanging out or speaking to anyone at the minute lid. On that keeping to me own lane grind for a while.

>>81886016
Hope Daniel du brain gets sent to the land of wind and ghosts.
Seeing him try to play a heel has been cringe af

>put an episode of cops on
>it's actually the French dub of Bones
weird, must have been mislabelled, it's cool though, i watched when I was in Paris

there was a good French show that was like comedy sketches of historical french life

>>81886066
can imagine Warren in his ear telling him to stop being a dullard

>>81886108
Yeah that's absolutely it.
He comes across quite autistic so when he tries to be the entertainer it comes across forced and cringe.

>>81886060
You back in your natural robot shut in state. Kind of jealous that you managed to forge a social life after so long as a shut in, happy for you though

The wizza has been necked. Not bad, not bad at all.

>>81886144
it not right you eating that much pizza that quickly
not with your condition

Super sleepy after eating now.
Might be off to bed soon

>>81886144
your body gets zero fibre and zero vegetables or fruit. you are fucked Sean lmao

>>81886199
thinking about having a nice nap myself, love a nice nap

steak, rice, sweet potato, broccoli washed down with a multi vitamin followed by 500g of skyr and a flapjack

>>81886227
Pwhaor making me blush x

You ever get that feeling that your life will never ever get any better?

Had a little nap before and I woke up abruptly chocking on my own spit. Not good lads. Was coughing for ages.

>>81884136
Thanx,,I pray for u too,altho I havent prayed in a while,Its not right x

>>81886217
if that photo in the theme park was recent he actually looks healthy.. surprisingly

Yes may I interest u in the good news of our lord Jesus Christ who died on the cross for our sins bc he loves us and he knows us even before we were born he knew us nd didnt want us to suffer But 3 days later he rose from the dead nd Triumphed over death and sin and we are forgiven in the purifying blood of the lamb Jesus x

>>81886267
been a constant background thought for over a decade now

>>81886284
It's quite amazing

>>81886279
No no he doesnt look healthy at all. pale sick skin with black eyes like a dolls eyes. and that neck. giraffes be thinking he one of them lmao

>>81886295
afx

>>81886298
post your photo on soc and we can compare you to sean

>>81886295
Dunno if you saw fren but am a prod so don't go to mass but I still pray for my crossy fren anyway x

https://youtu.be/8yQVcGkbpAc x

>>81886293
Well, fuck. How do we fix these shitty situations? I'm trying antidepressants because docs tell me to but I don't even know if this shit is the right thing to do.

closed on sunday
you my chic fil a

>>81886313
i dont fix them i endure, try to think about something else. it wont always work but it will give you occasional breaks from the gloom

>>81886284
That's fine. Just slightly pissed he's done fuck-all in the two thousand years of suffering since then.

new episode on the trek now

Engage x

most of my friends are gay. not gay myself but i enjoy their company

>>81886337
Surely a bad situation needs to be fixed otherwise it will persist. I have applied for some jobs but I guess I need to apply for more.

>>81886267
Look at the state of the country mate. Look at what they are doing to bennies. No-one in my family is getting any younger or healthier either. At this point I am just hoping for a quick, painless and dignified death and burial for me and my family.

>>81886358
some problems can be fixed some cant. if you can fix them great but if you cant dont fixate on them if possible

Got the bonus on the same game as yday, put 50 quid in and ended up with ~150.

Lost another 50 trying for jackpot on fire em up 7s, but walked away with 50 quid profit

First shave with my Henson-Al13 straight razor, no cuts or anything but not really a "close" shave.

I didn't "lube up" enough with shaving soap I think, and I should get some aftershave stuff to apply after.

>>81886305
Time for all christians to come together

>>81886396
ive always been curious about cutthroat razor shaving

>>81886396
I use an electric one first then a 3 blade safety razor and it gets close enough

>>81886366
Embrace life while you still have it. On this website we're all young adults right? I doubt older people are posting here. You have time to do things with your life.

>>81886372
I want to keep trying. I think it's a good idea to keep trying.

the cops episode of the xfiles is one of my favourites

Where is the nephilim

>>81886396
Das not good ebin, there's stubble left and hairs on yer chinny chin chin. Did you keep the receipt?

>>81886427
I'm 42 mate.

>>81886420
It wasn't doing a good job + too expensive and was hurting

>>81886449
I didn't do it right, i'm just glad theres no cuts. I didn't use a lot of soap and stuff

>>81886396
Do you have a leather strop? You're meant to strop straight razors. Used to have one but let it rust

>>81886427
>I want to keep trying. I think it's a good idea to keep trying.
its good to have goals
> I doubt older people are posting here.
im 35 hardly old but not young

>>81886453
Probably half way through life with life expectancies as they are these days. That's a lot of time you've got left to do things.

>>81886387
>put 50 quid in and ended up with ~150.

>>81886476
Henson said nothing about it, its a safety razor with blades you put in

>>81886476
Good advice lod
Strop plus compound. just sharpens it to another level of you know what your doing

eva6 was banned for less.

i had a weird ream last night where i had to tell a cat off because it was being to aggressive

>>81886345
He is coming back very soon.Everything good will be restored.Please read Acts 3:21
>Heaven must receive him until the time comes for God to restore everything, as he promised long ago through his holy prophets.
Pls also read 2 peter 3:8
>with the Lord one day is as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
Its hard to understand the score about life bt its important that we still have faith I think its Amazing if you think that as humans nd as moids if we made some sea monkeys in a fish bowl would we love them enough to go down to their world as a sea monkey nd be crucified to let them off the hook for their misbehaviours that they chose to do is That something we would do? But thats what God did bc of please see John 3:16
>God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life
Whne we all deserve to go straight to Hell but he gives us the option of eternal life nd heaven with no pain n suffering if U believe in him nd follow his words its quite amazing.

>>81886483
Don't say that man, I have to live another 40 fucking years in this hellhole? And in a country that will likely die in 20? Do you have any idea how terrifying that sounds? To be old and poor in a failed state with roving gangs and no nhs?

>>81886500
Straight razors and safety razors are different. With a straight razor (50 bong+ and last a lifetime) look like this. You need to strp them

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Razor_strop

>>81886427
>we're all young adults right?
to my mind, 'young adult' is 18-25, maybe 18-30 at a push.

no.

safety razor is like this, I use one like this. blades are cheap and I shave after a shower so it opens up the pores

Reminded me of this vid too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W0JIlyOWbg

>>81886521
i don't know that this ISN'T true, but it's kind of sad (weepy sad) you cling to it. i'd LIKE it to be true, just reminds me of a little lad waiting for his dead dog to come bag or something like that. crystals instead of medicine. (yeah i'm going to hit all the atheist cliches, it's sad IT'S SAD)

>>81886547
Single blades are so much better for me, I get razor burn with the multi-blade shit.

>>81886500
NTA, it's not a straight razor.
>>81886532's example is a straight razor.

>improve on the design of something
>nooo the old ways are better
god damn it safety razor nerds, just get disposable razor blades. i don't mean proprietary plastic cartridge systems, just simple DE razor blades that are crazy sharp and work.

>>81886565
I disagree. I think faith is more important than ever these days.

For me? It's Psalms 127

>>81886547
>>81886581
Oh right yeah, mine is like that, a safety razor with replaceable blades

>>81886479
Yeah I think having goals is good. If you don't have any at the moment then you could try and come up with some. At 35 you've probably got more than half of your life left so you have time to do things.

>>81886528
I'm saying you still have time to do cool things. Life is a gift surely. Some people don't get that gift. Some children die when they're young, through no fault of their own. Make use of life while you can I guess, I think that's probably a good idea.

>>81886533
I guess I see things as
>Child
>Young adult
>Middle aged
>Elderly
Maybe that's too simplistic though

>>81884027 (OP)
Ew what is that? Do Americans really?

i love autotune

>>81886630
>I guess I see things as
nah The Sims is right. after being a young adult but before middle age, you're just an 'adult'.
it's grim but at no point in my life would i have qualified men in their 30s as YOUNG men specifically, they are just men. out doing man things. (we are the exceptions because we are freaks.)

The drug for smart people

Crossy knows the score. Crossy knows the way. Can the same be said of you?

>>81886565
What is sad is that God loves u so much that he gave his only son so that you as in (You) personally wouldnt have to suffer the consequences of sin. Which was a debt to be paid that he paid for us when he didnt have to. God came to earth in human form just to suffer for us just to save us. He created us nd he loves his creation.

>run post_400_anxiety.exe

caught in the game

When you're ready chaps

https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/81880036#bottom
https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/81880036#bottom
https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/81880036#bottom
https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/81880036#bottom

>>81886660
shouldn't have these. imagine people wandering around taking LSD. not monged out on weed (which we will eventually legalise) or booze/ket/heroin.

>>81886284
it really is lush what he did for us
hopefully he forgive me on day of judgment

Hope God's plan for Crossy is nice and happy in the end x

>>81886715
I made that thread 16 hours ago n it's still up. Boggles

Just wanna garn counting house with crossy one day

>>81886725
I scared of judgement xx I scared of my aunty watching my shit life xxxxxxxx

>>81886763
We all make mistakes in your life, your aunty love you and forgive you, god most certainly forgive you in life x you make amends, you try your best, you rewarded in the afterlife x

>>81886763
don't know how I explain the shit I do to are lord

Crossy, god gave you /britfeel/ and a nice little community of frens who love you and you can access 24/7 on your phone x

>>81886736
Yes,,Then i can give you the full score on certain details of my life story that I would like to tell ppl about on thsi board but its just too raw still nd the score about what went down in 2024 Aye sometimes i feel like its time to tell the tale but its not the time,,But its related to that year of 2023 When i saw so many bizarre synchronicities on the britfeel thread That i thought "This is my home now instead of /x/ because this board is so occult and /x/ in the 1st place that its not even funny" Nd quite Honestly its done nothing but confirm that as the true ever since Lost style It gives me the heebie jeebies, Yet it feels quite natural nd correct at the same time,Like everything was leading to this point in the first place

>>81886675
thanks marra. John 3:16 is a lovely thought, but people are here (we just are, i don't understand how it happened), and i don't think humans are inherently sinful or anything. would rather everyone adjust here on earth to how things are, treat each other well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXv5ZNSYhI8
family mistook my socialism for nazism
it was the iron cross and the fact i spend so much time online that they thought i was easily falling for right wing etc stuff but i told them i am autistic so propaganda is less likely to work on me

>>81886788
I know it lovely.I think it had a positive effect on my life.That sounds quite absurd nd i dont think its manifested in life right in this exact moment but I can feel the overall change thats happened even if it hasnt fully kicked in yet. Its hard to explain.

>>81886805
Knew normies would think the iron cross is a nazi symbol. Best not to wear it if you dont want them harassing you over it.

>>81886805
you're getting under my skin, i just hope that makes you happy.

If you ever wanna meet up fren and have a little heart to heart I'll tell you my entire life story from start to finish and you can tell me what you want in life x

>/x/

I made a single post on /x/ once, 3 posts later someone just dropped the post "greg" with literally no context

>>81886805
do hey know you talk with us fascists on a daily basis?

>>81886805
>am autistic so propaganda is less likely to work on me
ironically this is propaganda itself. autistics are easily manipulated and highly susceptible to propaganda. knock it off with the nazi stuff before you get referred to prevent

>>81886820
i know i just end up tucking it into my shirt half of the time because of the huge societal misunderstanding
one of my family members also found some of my on-paper drawings which were slightly guro

Shan't be leaving this thread until the three-digit number on the bottom right goes slanty. Simple as.

>>81886793
If we have faith then we will work in life so that Heaven can colonise the earth thru our actions which is how we got so many hospitals n universities that have names of saints bc Jesus said to heal the sick. So if we follow his example the world will be a better place to live in. So we can reflect God's kingdom on earth. Nd be kind to ppl. The only problem is that we fall short but Its quite amaZINg that we get forgiven.

>>81886659
Fair enough. Still I think the demographics on 4chan are mostly younger:
>Age: 18-34
https://4chan.org/advertise

That won't include everyone but I guess a lot of people fall into that range.

>>81886827
i doubt half of you are even fascists,
90% of you are on welfare and probably libertarian

>>81886837
based lad
AEW fag on /pw/ makes new threads at 200

Now this is what I call LUSH

Just watched porn for about 2 hours and didn't touch my cock, it was leaking like a faucet. Had many orgasms so only took a few pumps to get me creamy muck muck out in the end. Watched some Little Puck and Alina Lopez videos for those interested. Cheers. x

Me? I wear a diamond swastika

>>81886853
My favourite lad how did you know? The Iceland knockoffs aren't bad either.

>>81886850
you will be forced out of the helicopter when the day comes
commie filth

>>81886848
if i had to guess, based off of how outdated 4chans pages actually are,
i would say this info is outdated, and they should survey again

>>81886853
Oh that looks lush and I lush. But for me its a racer bar. Not had one in ages my lid.

>>81886834
there's loads of esoteric symbolism you can adopt that doesn't have association with nazism, choose something other than an iron cross, if you like crosses there are dozens of variations, personally I like the cross of lorraine

I'm fairly sure it was a /britfeel/ regular that took 4chan down in April. Later on they confirmed it came from a UK IP address too

>>81886850
the welfare state is good and correct. we don't even have a socialist Labour Party now, and nobody is about to win through democracy.
don't see a coup or revolutionary guerillas happening in England in current year.
let's see where this weird centre-Labour vs Reform + racists world takes us.

not surprising when your life is total shite you'd cling to the religion cope

>>81886909
>Reform + racists

don't know if I even want a gf anymore. Or anything.

>>81886850
I was literally a poster on Stormfront and in the BNP for 3 years, my Great Granddad was in the battle of Cable Street. Corr, and I mean Corr

>>81886879
Hows the weight loss going this week me lid?

>>81886915
i sometimes want a gf but then i have a wank and i dont want a gf anymore

>>81886850
Political ideologies are a big meme. I believe in what's good for me and the people I care about, and everything else is up in the air.
I'll side with whoever treats me best, but they had better work to keep me around.

>>81886924
on the based side?
if so shout out your great grandad

>>81886915
Would be nice to cuddle with a female human, I imagine

My Great Aunt was the only witness to this murder

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Kelso_Cochrane

Was under witness protection for a while, but the met pressured her into withdrawing her statement

>>81886915
They call that being gay

>>81886937
Yeah, he was a blackshirt

>>81886928
Packed it in lid. Last week in fact I couldnt hack it anymore. Just going to live my life and eat drink and be merry. Simple as.

it's come up a few times and it's odd how many posters ITT are/were StormFIENDS (and i do mean fiends)

speaking of the whole 'we need to censor harmful ideas on the internet to protect the kids' thing...

>>81886930
Wnaking don't even really feel good anymore. Don't know if that's depression or I broke my willy.
Not a lot to really encourage me to get turned on these days. "oh look it's another picture of a woman with her baps out". Okay. I seen it before.

>>81886956
brilliant
hopefully we get a proper Blackshirt movement in our time

>>81886957
Bloody Hell. Fair dues maybe you'll give it another whack in the future. Been gaining weight myself too, just love eating too much.

>>81886966
Same. Don't we all lad?

for me it's Corinthians 13:11

>>81886962
Whenever I have a wank it feels good while I'm doing it but immediately afterwards I just feel like complete shit and regret it.

>>81886973
for me it's that quote by that fairytale nonce about how it's OK to watch animes in your 30s

>>81886974
I can physically make the thing go, but at best it feels a bit nice. It's not what I want. I want to be into it.

For me it's 14:88

Had a bag of those jalapeno and cheese giant cheetos and they're not very nice, just kind of spicy mush. The Walkers Max jalapeno and cheese have a much nicer flavour but the extra flaming hot Doritos are still the best 1:1 with the hot crisps in America.

>>81886973
anime heads on suicide watch

Keep waking up in the morning with drool on my pillow why does this keep happening?

>>81886990
probably ghosts

>>81886990
That was me, spaffing on your face.

>>81886990
Sleeping with mouth open. Happens to me too, sometimes so much I have to flip my pillow to avoid a face full of sticky drool. Pretty sure I have a deviated septum though.

wait
just got here
why on earth is the last thread not at 500?
fucking disappointed in all of you

>>81886982
Had a real chucle at this one

>>81887012
lads get banned, posts get deleted.

every time you see a thread at 400? it WAS at 500. 1/5 of them postings were by naughty boys.

cum then i sigh!

Just ad me 'aircut today lads. It was going over my ears a little bit so I had a number 2 instead of a number 3. Hope you dont mind is it alright with you? It is certainly alright by me.

Internet has been crashing all day. Never get Virgin Media lids. It not right.

>>81887043
Switch to an openreach network me lid. Virgin are shit compared to years ago. I get gigabit direct to residence with Vodafone for 40 quid a month.

>>81887043
>Virgin Media
perfect for you mate, got to stay pussy free

https://vocaroo.com/16Xb3U4SY3E9
Aeris
Smashed me
Nd having 1 more jar x

it a dawing dawing dawing pwease type of night

i get 2gbps for 55

>>81887041
need one myself de lid
hair going down back now
very annoying

>>81887052
propr emotional this
xx

>>81886990
Are you taking clozapine? Clozapine has that effect.

think i want a woman to encourage me to gget hard like I'm an injured little lamb. That would probably make me happy.

>>81886973
Going to church tomorrow morning lad?

I think my internet is being throttled. I did two speed tests just there and the first said 2.1 mbps download then a few minutes later another said 374 mbps download. What the fuck.

>>81887103
probably not desu desu

>>81887107
how much do you pay speed wise?

>>81887075
No taking vortioxitine and Propanalol.

>>81887129

I pay like 28 squid a month.

when I went to church I was the only 'young' person there
all the old people were trying to pass their roles within the church onto me
could have been treasurer within a few weeks of going
it sad
good people in the CofE, shame about those that run it

>>81887107
gchq tapping your line

>>81887170
Even Elon mentioned this. I'd have hoped that if gchq are tapping you that you get a higher data/speed allowance to make up for it

>>81887130
Ah fair enough. I knew a guy who took clozapine and he said he kept waking up having dribbled on his pillow.

>>81887107
Kate Middleton got you in the ropes de lid
it's over

boat fred for tonite x
>>81887181
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>>81887170

Why would they spy on me? I'm just a lowly NEET who shitposts on 4chan and plays Fortnite.

>>81887189
Still 6 more posts in here my lid. Think I will stay here. Ta.

500 post vibes x

I will contribute to the reply count

496 posts is it?

We're nearly there, almost 500

1 more lads common Im sure someone here can churn one out.

Wahey end of the thread. Good thread lads.

1 more post to take it over
why not?

Alright, now it's time for this thread:
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