I do not want a girlfriend. I want a maid who cooks, cleans and blows me but never speaks.

>>81884135 (OP)
This is literally what a wife was up until the 70's

>>81884135 (OP)
and creampie her whenever I want to

>>81884141
thank god for feminism, amirite

For me, I just want a frequent sex partner.
Preferably post-fertile, so I can creampie her.
If she cleans my place, it's a bonus.
Fuck all that dating shit.

>>81884135 (OP)
>I want a maid who cooks,
Are you really gonna trust her with your food?

>>81885131
No he's gonna trust her with his lively-hood.

>>81884135 (OP)
>women: sentient human beings capable of doing 90% of what men can do under correct circumstances
>men for some reason: you are useless and should be my slave. i also fucking hate you
what?

>>81885179
When you look at primitive tribes, the men never spend much time with the women. Women can be ok people but we were never meant to do that lovey dovey stuff constantly. We should just do our respective jobs during the day and then have sex during the night.

>>81884135 (OP)
I want a unicorn and a billion dollars

>>81885199
>id rather not interact with women except for during sex
this is hookup culture thinking

I want a partner in crime.
To kill our nogger nighbours and take over the area.
Someone you can trust with your life and fight the system with tooth and nail.

>>81885214
You are taking women far too seriously, they are children. They are something God made for men to have fun with and pump out babies. You will have much better interactions with women if you just dont take them seriously, or even treat them like intelligent beings. Men get disappointed with women because they buy into the feminist idea that women are just men with tits and a pussy, which is just a lie they are not even close to us intellectually.

>>81885748
>not even close to us intellectually
this is why i dont tell people online i am female, because then i can actually have conversations with them without being treated like a downie