Thread 81886001

Why do zoomers talk like this?

Do they have brain damage?

>>81886001 (OP)
That was pretty straightforward sounding to me and I'm a 38 year old man.

>>81886001 (OP)
You spoke differently than your parents. Every generation has their own way of speaking. Your failed introspection speaks more of you than them.
tl;dr-shut up nigger

>>81886001 (OP)
She only went because the stranger was a woman. Had she been a male the poster would've put him in prison

>>81886015
What if the stranger was a bear?

>>81886001 (OP)
Slutty naive zoomettes being lured into Fem!Bundy's van

>>81886007
I understood it.

Yo my deadass fr undrstnd why that bitch was chattin lowkey dumbass

The point was why. She petted a dog, saw a puppy and then reflected on how she might have possibly placed herself in potential danger.

Why does she type phonetically? Why is this simultaneously more stupid and more convoluted?

>>81886014
Sht up nigga istgypmo dont even

Yes, all generations speak differently, that isn't the issue, the issue is why does she sound brain damaged? I can tell you took offence at this, so it's a sensible conclusion you too talk like a brain damaged moron

>>81886015
Yeah makes sense. Women trust other women a lot more, thats why Fred and Rose West were able to inflict so much harm

>>81886177
It is to give a comical effect to her story. It is more bland if you tell it that way. It is why people greentext here, well used to at least.

>>81886001 (OP)
because she is brown? what are you confused about

>>81886201
I feel very different to these people. I'd be like oh you saw a dog and a puppy, that's nice.

I have autism so I don't really see the point of obscuring the point of the story. I love dogs, there wouldn't be a need to embellish it. Dogs are cool.

I miss my dogs

>>81886001 (OP)
zomg rofl u epic fail teh internetz n00b!!!1

>>81886863
Much more wholesome

>>81886001 (OP)
Negrification