Thread 81887816

IM SO FUCKING OLD
EVERYONE ONLINE IS YOUNGER THAN ME
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>>81887816 (OP)
I'm 30 years old. How old are you?
I still haven't managed to haev sexo = (

>>81887832
im turning 31 in a month
im a virgin too

I am 28. Oldbros where we at

people my age were loud and retarded when i was younger but now it seems theres none of them left
what happened whered everyone go

HOLY SHIT HI KARKAT IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN

>>81887842
Getting there, my knees are already calling the void

>>81887839
wanna have hot gay sex together?

>>81887816 (OP)
Homestuck mentioned!! Did you get to live the fandom at its prime? I'm 19 so it was already dead when I got there

>>81887832
>>81887839
>>81887842
Jesus y'all MFers are OLD AF.
What are yall doing here?
Go to your house and hang out with your wife and kids.

damn grunc
why are you still here

>>81887908
you're not 19 yet stop lying
are you still failing school?

>>81887816 (OP)
>>81887832
>>81887839
>>81887842
What's it like being old? Do your knees and back hurt?
Is like the meme "I used to be with it?". When did you realize you were no longer with it?

>>81887925
Why would I be lying about that dork
And I'm not at school I start uni on September

>>81887889
yes where are you ill pay for your plane ticket no i wont im sorry im drunk
>>81887908
i went to a con once with my cousin in 2012 and she cosplayed as vriska
>>81887909
>>81887920
>>81887927
im the exact same person i was as a 14 year old

>>81887839
i started dating and having sex when i was around 17.

i'm 49 goml lil bros

>>81887952
Ancient one... we kneel

>>81887832
>>81887839
>30yo
>Virgin
I just instinctually know that'll be me one day. It's terrifying.

>>81887938
>im the exact same person i was as a 14 year old
It's strange isn't it.

Don't post things like this, it's self-demoralizing and spiritually damns you to be feeling the same way 3 years later and wishing you were as young as you are now again.
t. 32-year-old but not a virgin lmao get fucked nerd

>>81887952
Holy fuck, mogged

>>81887938
>i went to a con once with my cousin in 2012 and she cosplayed as vriska
I went to my first con as Jade this year but no one recognized me :^(

>>81887938
>im the exact same person i was as a 14 year old
Yeah except you look like this.

>>81887969
>32yo not a virgin
Getting fucked in the ass doesnt mean you made it faggot.

>>81887984
>agemaxxing to 100
damn some niggas go hard

>>81887832
>>81887839
>>81887842
32
Not a virgin but I don't think I'll ever be loved enough by a girl that isn't completely braindead that I can build a life with

>>81887927
honestly it barely feels any different than being young, except now I'm a bit more cynical and wiser and realistic

>>81887938
texas. ill pay for ur ticket qt, maybe, im a little drunk too

>>81887952
jfc brother

>>81887984
That guy recently married a 30yo woman, he literally mogs everyone here.

>>81887952
Alright which one of you assholes summoned the elder god

>>81887927
they don't hurt but I have to take extra care to make sure they don't get hurt because recovery from an injury takes a lot longer

>>81887842
Right here. I'm 31, thinking of lifting weights again because I have nothing better to do with my free time. It's kinda boring but at least it's marginally better than rotmaxxing and I'm losing interest in vidya and anime.

>>81887952
my grandpa is only 10 years older than you

>>81887839
>im a virgin too
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>>81887909
What wife, what kids. there is not such thing here. this is hell, something horrible we did in a previous life.

You niggas still eating tide pods?

I'm 33, I'm not a virgin but I haven't had sex in 6 years.

>>81887816 (OP)
I'm nearly 33

>>81887952
Bro is older than my mom

>>81887816 (OP)
Im 29. Not a virgin though somehow. Had an obese, mentally ill girl from /soc/ take a liking to me when I was 20.

>Homestuck
I hope your skin is already starting to flake.