Thread 81888628

>one shot at life
>lopsided tiddies
>hairy as a man
>cluster A retard
What the fuck was I doing on my past life to deserve this

Rejecting incels while chasing chad? Well you do that in this life too.

>>81888628 (OP)
You sound cute, wanna go on a date?

>>81888628 (OP)
im sorry femoid not everybody can be as cute as me

>>81888648
m8 I'm a volcel. I can't believe a guy would ask me out without having some evil ulterior motives. And sure enough I've gotten asked out before "as a joke"
>>81888650
Ur place or mine
>>81888664
Woa that's kinda gay

>>81888699
>Ur place or mine
Whoa, slow down, I wanna get to know you first.

>>81888716
My lips are sealed and my walls impenetrable

>>81888744
Oh, I'll spread those lips and penetrate them walls.
Psychologically of course. What's your favorite color-ino?

>>81888628 (OP)
>Chinlet
>Manlet
>Wristlet
>Cluster C personality
I must've been Pol pot in my past life. Makes sense given how I needed glasses from a very young age

>>81888856
I set myself up for that one
Why is the first question always either what's your favorite color or what's the color of your nipples
>>81888870
What even is a wristlet? The looksmaxxer terms are getting out of hand

>>81888943
>Why is the first question always either what's your favorite color or what's the color of your nipples
There's not much to go off of before you get a little intel.

>>81888628 (OP)
>hairy as a man
Post a pic of your tummy