just measured my morning wood and it turns out to be exactly 5'5 inches
idk why but i never really bothered measuring and ive always assumed im an extreme dicklet but turns out im just average.
wow so interesting. tell us more about your penis.
goddamn that fucking face is clapped
worst part is it's self inflicted
>>81892542 (OP)Same always thought I was a dicklet but turns out I'm 7 inches, still supa thin though
>>81892659>i think its cutewhat can i say, i wish there were fewer people like you, thus fewer fishlipped slags
>>81892659>thats huge bruhTo be fair that's with bonepressing and my absolute max length, it's rare for me to get that hard. It does feel good having my dick described as huge though even when I don't believe it is personally
>>81892723Don't get too confident. 7 inches is just big, "huge" is 8+ and "monstrous" is anything close to 9 inches. I am a dixpert.
>>81892731Let me enjoy the glaze anon. I know it's not all that
>>81892542 (OP)I have the same size anon let's touch tips
>>81892542 (OP)mine was 5 on a good day at 20 years old but now it's 4 at 30+
>>81892542 (OP)It just so we can all stay grounded here, I want you to take a look at my measurements. This gets laughed at. Twice the average volume and it gets laughed at.
>>81892723>bonepressing i never tried that
it feels like cheating
>>81892943sure bro
>>81892957did you get fat?
>>81892962she has a venus body so she knows no matter how dumb and retarded she's acting most men would only think of (consensually)raping her on the spot
>>81892972give a link
>>81892979I'm skinny so it's only about half an inch but I agree it does feel like cheating so let's say 6.5 for fairness sake. Do you think it would be big enough for a girl like LKDI?
>>81892972not even fembots would laugh at that
where the hell do you even find whores like that??!
>>81892972>Global statistics that include 700,000,000 malnourished JeetsSet it to western standards.
>>81893114Women who want to take shots at you will use anything. It doesn't have to make sense
>>81893065>Do you think it would be big enough for a girl like LKDI?im assuming thats the girl in your pic
she looks petite so probably even slightly too big for her
>>81892542 (OP)did you bone press the measurement?
depending on how fat you are you can gain between 0.5 to 2 inches
>>81893065the dildos LKDI uses are like 5 to 6 inches
>>81892979>it feels like cheatingfair enough but all the studies measuring the average are bonepressed so you need to do it if you are comparing to the average.
>give a linkhere's a better version
https://calcsd.info/
make sure you select the western average and NBP since you didn't bonepress
>>81893451i didnt
but im not obese just skinnyfat though
id rather just wait until i actually become skinny to update the measurement
>>81893513if you are 5.5 non bone pressed then you are above average
>>81892659i made this webm lol
and most of the lkdi ones
>>81893444Emory is tiny I'd love to see my pp contrasted to her body but I meant the girl OP posted.
>>81893468Pog
>>81893542Literally peak human female, thank you for your service anon
>>81892542 (OP)just wanted to assure you anon 5 inches is plenty and you would touch my cervix n fit so perfect , not as small as media makes it out to be
>>81893600it's around half a womans forearm, which is good
>>81893581>but I meant the girl OP posted.oh
yeah probably
>>81893600>5 inches is plenty and you would touch my cervix n fit so perfecyou cant make such bold claims and not put it to the test
>>81893513is this the girl people were angry with beacae she got blacked?? I vaguely remember her apologising for it
>>81893837no i think you're thinking of egg2025
lkdi has never done a video with someone else.
someone payed her to do a bbc dildo video but she couldn't fit it inside her
>>81892542 (OP)6 inches is average. 5.5 is below average. Sorry to break it to you.
Never once have I ever had a woman stop and be like OMG your penis is too small.
should be more focused on kissing her and making her orgasm
>>81894684i'm 90% sure i would be laughed out of a room if i pulled out my 7"x5" pencil dick since the average sex haver is a lot thicker than me.
>>81892542 (OP)Why are women like this. And more importantly, how do we fix women and stop them from being like this.
>>81893500Binepressed is cringe. People need to stop legitimizing it.
>>81895174the only reason you'd get mad at bonepressed is if you yourself are obese. there's barely any difference for people who aren't fat.
I hate the body I was cursed with, but I love my cock. I love genuine cock shock reactions so much. Ever since I realized I'm significantly above average, it's really improved my mental state and ego.
>>81892542 (OP)>turns out im just average.The story of every single robot
>omg I'm so hekkin weird i'm such an aspie and no one likes me!!!>Well, as it turns out I'm just average just a normie
>>81895205average is still small according to women so you're still wrong.
>>81895205>>turns out im just average.>The story of every single robotop here
not true at all
im just surprised and happy that my penis is average becasue im extremely below average in every other masculine trait
>t. 5'5, 0 social experiences, skinyfat, shut in loser
>>81895174it's normalised because that's what is used in studies. the average would be less than 4 inches if they were all done without bonepressing
>>81895401if the average is that small then why have all women had multiple hung ex bfs...
>>81895419because they're lean
when everyone is fat AF the average is 4 inches, but that same person can lose weight and become 6 inches
>>818954566" is still not hung. every young woman has somehow been with multiple guys with top 1% size. do you not understand how that would be demoralizing?
